hes gonna take you back to the past.

not video games

>>389499059
when his hair line didn't suck ass.

>>389499059
HE WOULD RATHER HAVE.


A BOX OF ROGAINE

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So after all this time avoiding it, I've finally saw the AVGN movie

Good:
>Plot point of the game is making an ET sequel. Pretty ironic since theres a new Bubsy soon
>Cooper and Mandi aren't as annoy as haters make them out too be. I also like how Cooper is a take that to "The Game Dude".
>Overall, the writing in this isn't half bad for what its suppose to be. It works well with AVGN's humor. It really shined more the first half.
>The review of the game itself.
>I like Top Gun jokes are used in the action scene
>The cameos, fan montage and even getting the original developer
>The Kaiju effects were neat.
>Movie came out at a perfect time when they found the actual cartage.


Bad:
>The romance is sloppy. At the beginning, its seems very AVGNXMandi. But then Cooper thinks shes a double agent. They BOTH ditch her. But while AVGN is doing his own action scenes, its Cooper who ends up saving her and understanding the miscommunication. There is a small arc about "Bros over hoes" with AVGN and Cooper. But it doesn't play out well since theres not much chemistry. Retarded /tv/ memes aside, this was a very sloppy way doing it. I think its because James was married, but the screenplay could've worked in the CooperXMandi angle better.
>Due to copyright, the game has to be called "Eee Tee".
>The game level room scene was a bit much.
>The movie has a bit of a "Us gamers" vibe to it at times. Unintentional, but still.
>That fucking ET alien in the last. What the fuck?
>The 3rd act can be pretty boring. Feels like its dragging on.
>Mike Matei and Kyle are simple cameos.
>The review being during the credits is pretty odd.

While its not as awful as I thought it was going to be, it was still enjoyable. The script really worked well with AVGN's style, but there was some issues(The romance being the largest). I can see there was a lot of heart put into it. Its a LOT better than NC's movies. Overall 7/10

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>>389499059
don't gotta go back to the past to play shitty games that suck ass no more

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whats he thinking about?

>>389499940
>hello darkness my old friend

>>389499940
>Why do I spend so much time with this jerk
>How can I get rid of him?

>>389499940
"I fucking hate video games"

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>>389499059
I wish he would, he seemed so much happier back then

>>389499940
Did he really ask about the Xbox One?

>>389500793
I don't see him as depressed or JUST. The reason he continued the AVGN for so long now is because of his kid. Family comes first. He comes off a lot more sympathetic than Doug or Spoony.

Could never get into this guys videos.

I've yet to come across a video game youtuber who is as informative, well researched and engaging as lindybiege is about history and culture

to back when people talked about about vieo games(see not fourCHAN)

>>389499940
>This is my only friend.
>A man I hate and envy.
>I have no one else.

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>>389500820
yes. not saying everyone should have an XB1, but its was pretty obvious

>>389499940
What is this video about anyway?

He should shave his fucking head and grow his beard and go for the punished james look
Trying to hide it only makes it worse he looks like a fucking cuck right now

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>>389499059
to let you fuck his wife in the ass

>>389499940
>Why did Mike insisted in having this on the background? I doubt hes taking MS money behind my back.

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

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>bald
>best "friend" has literally taken over his sight
>nobody cares about the nerd anymore
>no more monster madness
>one chance at making a real movie was a disaster and embarrassment
>married a femnazi
>ended up watching Ghostbusters 2016 because his wife told him to
>first child is retarded
>second child is highly speculated to be Mike's

You literally cannot name anyone more JUST than James

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I remember a time when everyone hated Mike and loved James...What happened?

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>>389502954
BACK TO THE PAST

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>tfw alopecia universalis
>tfw no hair anywhere on my body
>tfw can't go outside because people will stare or laugh at me
>tfw a sucidal khv because of this

>>389504006
Mike is a chad with a 12 inch dick and James is basically his lackey.

No one respects him anymore.

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>>389504006
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

>>389505842
>no hair anywhere on body

are you fucking kidding me? you're perfect trap material, wear a wig and work that shit

thirsty virgins on 4chan will pay hand over fist for that shit

>>389506659
Nice pasta

>>389507861
Are you 12? There are a million things other than hair that could make a man eternally unpassable as a trap.

>>389507861
But I don't want to be a trap

>>389502806
It was a joke. The console was so boring that they found themselves playing ancient consoles and VHS pseudo games.

>>389505842
A guy I knew has this.
I am bald but I always shaved my entire body, I would love to have this.

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>be huge movie fan
>finally make your cinematic debut
>cuck yourself on screen

>>389505842
>>389508532
Also, I met the guy in a gym, he was /fit/.
Go to a gym, mate. This look isn't strange on someone /fit/.

Is this the second or third of these threads today I am losing count

>>389499940
If you actually watch that episode you'd realize it was a bit they were doing, where they're playing some shitty VHS game and James looks back and asks to play some Xbox One but Mike says no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj498-wkOz4

>>389505842
you're lucky you don't have to shave

>>389499059
I love Previously Recorded!
Hey hey
hee hee
I make poopoos and peepees

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>>389499940
When is Ellis going to get her second abortion for SJW Points.

>>389501004
Spoony is spiral into obscurity at an insanely scary pace, his patreon is crashing and burning.

Don't mind me i'm just checking something.
>>389500000

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>>389510045
femicunt btfo holy fuck

>>389508362
traps on the internet are waist down fucktard

throw on a skirt and as long as your decently thicc virgins will salivate and pay you money

>>389508382
you were literally built for breeding anon, don't deny your destiny!

>>389509113
whats the bit? him sitting on a chair doing nothing?

>>389510045
Brutal.

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>>389510045
Brutal

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>>389499940