Alright /v/ we need a gameplan. Nintendo still has a chokehold

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>tfw forced to buy a piece of shit console for these games and Monster Hunter

felt awful, but at least MH is on PC and PS4 now

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>>389485835
>Wii-U hostages

Not anymore.
Wonderful 101 is confirmed coming to switch, and Bayon 1/2 HD is super likely because Kamiya is pushing the fuck out of it.

Tropical dong is inevitable to end up as some switch "Classic" port like Pikmin 2 was on Wii. Or DongR 3 will come out.

>>389485835
>Bayo 2

Good fucking riddance. DMC4:SE is on PS4.

>>389486018
Is it a port or a sequel?

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>>389486628
Its nintendo, what do you think?

>>389486763
then why do their jackets say 101?

>>389486763
>Its nintendo, what do you think?
>new Mario platformer
>new Zelda
>new Yoshi
>new Kirby
>new Xenoblade
>new Warriors spin-off
>new Metroid

I think you're a retard.

>>389486628
Both

>>389486917
because that's what they said at the end of the game

>>389487015
>Wonderful 101+102
I'll legit buy a Switch the MOMENT this is announced

>>389486968
>Nintendo will surely do the same thing for a third party developer that they do for all of their own first parties!

The only retard here is you.

>>389486628
sequel with a port bundled in, obviously

>>389485447
I just want you to know that everything you just posted made me angry

so good job

>>389485447
>Diversely acceptable with more focus on minorities

Riot holds that market down already.

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>>389487015
>>389487178
Please don't fuck with my heart like this. Haven't I suffered enough?

>>389485447
>pc master cucks
>posts this thread

The tism is real

>>389487172
>new Bayonetta

>>389487330
Bayonetta did it, why cant Wonderful 101

>>389486968
>new Mario platformer
GASP! WHAT A RARITY! We surely have never had another mario platformer since SMB3! Wowee!
>new Zelda
Correction: New Skyrim with a coat of Zelda NES era lore and a bunch of guillible masses willing to overpay for it.
>new Yoshi
Yoshi hasn't had a decent game since SMW2. Why exactly are you excited again?
>new Kirby
Kirby is Nintendo's CoD, it'd be surprising if it didnt get another annual rehash
>new Xenoblade
Good, we need one after the travesty of Xenoblade-totally not falliut-X.
>new Warriors spin-off
Another KT musou? Pass.
>new Metroid
"Prime". Yeeeeeah... I totally love halo clones! its not like the console market isnt oversaturated with FPS already!

>>389487427
who knew an anon could be so easily baited

>>389487497
>The classic "I've never played these games and have only read the /v/ shitposts" response

>>389485447
Reminder that if you need anything more than a Surface to play vidya you're stupid and doing it wrong.

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>>389487497
This isn't ironic is it?

>>389487468
Platinum actually gave a fuck about advertising Bayo.

>>389487896
Because they thought it'd die
Now that 101 is in the same boat I'm getting excited

>>389487497
>I will never be able to create diamond by using incredible pressure from my collapsing rectum

Lucky man, go get rich already

>>389487986
idk man. Wonderful 102 is my most wanted game of all time, and I admit that shit might ACTUALLY be going down with this new tease, but I'm not holding my breath. I have a feeling that it's just a port

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>>389487692
>>389487893

No you fucking retards. This might pain your little ears to hear it, but i'm a REAL nintendo fan. One that actually CARES about these series instead of blindly buying every single title they make out of subconscious brand recognition like a fucking zombie all because its "trending" like the fucking shit eating sheep you are.

Nintendo had great games. Mario? Sure. Zelda? yeah. We don't need another fucking mario and zelda every single generation for 5 fucking generations. I buy consoles to get NEW shit. NEW ideas. The gamecube had Chibi robo, it had Eternal darkness, Custom robo, Anima crossing, a new age of NEW content. Yet nowadays all people want is more of the same fucking rehashed, piss-poor rushed out SHIT. instead of something interesting. ARMS is interesting. Too bad its fucking DEAD because of you faggots who are pissing yourselves over the new super mayrio odysee and BoTW DLC. DEE EL CEE mind you. Not a new game, fucking DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT.

Nintendo physically refuses to evolve because of you goddamned manbabies obsessing over age old series' that have long run their fucking course.

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>>389487497
honestly i just don't know what to think anymore

>>389488404
calm down, retard.
No true scotsman is a pretty shit fallacy to try.

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>>389487497
Yeah Zelda's pretty cool i guess, but why would you buy that when you can buy the new Skyrim?

>>389485447
sounds good to me

>>389488404
But i like Arms and my favorite game is Etrian odyssey.
I think you're just mad because people have different tastes than you.

>>389488404
I agree about ARMS

>>389488404
>ARMS is dead
It's gonna sell 2 million before 2018 tho

>>389488729
>Different tastes
Liking subpar installments to a series that are clearly inferior to their earlier itterations is taste? No sir. Thats called brain defficiancy and a lack of self awareness. Better games exist and yet you actively choose to play the worse ones.

>>389488837
>>389488854
I wish bros, but Shitoon is pushing it out of the limelight.

>>389489445
>I wish bros, but Shitoon is pushing it out of the limelight.
Source?

>>389489445
>want new things
>shits on new things he doesn't like

>>389489445
>Etrian Odyssey
>Bad
Now i know you're shitposting.
Nintendo is for fun, dumbdumb

>>389489610
FPS is an awful, awful genre and Doom was a mistake. It not only killed classic arcade, it brought a new generation of absolute trigger happy retards into a hobby that didn't need nor want them. Theres a fucking problem with the world when GTA is regarded "A classic" more than fucking Streets of Rage

>>389489757
Splatoon is a TPS, though

>>389489910
>Playing semantics
same basic garbage. its gun based combat. why the fuck should the angle of the camera be a factor? It kjilled Metroid, and it killed an entire generation of platformers and arcade all for Halo-likes and bootleg clones. 6th gen was literally nothing but sports and shooters. and then 7th gen was 10 more fucking years of them.

>>389489757
Splatoon isnt FPS you actual sperg.
See: >>389487692

>>389490126
Then metroid killed metroid.
2D and Prime are both gun based after all.

>>389490126
you know the Gamecube, that console whose dick you sucked so hard here >>389488404, was 6th gen, right?

>>389490238
>Comparing 2D gameplay to 3D.

Jesus you are obtuse. Its not the same at all. 3D introduced a fucking wonky camera and aiming system. 2D was pressing a button (or two) to fire in systematic enviroments that were DESIGNED for it.

>>389490359
>Praising 4 games is dick sucking
I was lambasting it you absolute mongrel

>>389490367
Why should the angle matter?
They're both gun based combat.

>>389490509
you really don't know what words mean if you call that lambasting

>>389490359

Gamecube is 4th gen, Wii was 5th gen. what the fuck are you smoking?

>>389490707
Nigger what?
GC is 6th, Wii is 7th, WiiU is 8th and Switch is 9th.

>>389490797
Want to explain where these magical 3 consoles I don't know about are coming from?

1. NES/Fami
2. SNES/Super Fami
3. N64
4. Gamecube
5. Wii
6. Wii-U
7. Switch

>>389490874
the NES wasn't the first home console, you absolute retard

>>389490874
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_home_video_game_consoles

>>389490964
Why would you expect me to care about some arbitrary list some wikipedia writer made over actual solid fact? NES was first. Switch is the 7th console made by nintendo. Ergo, 7th gen.

>>389490874
>The absolute state of anon

>>389491110
>it's not even the 7th console made by Nintendo
THE CITY OF ANON

>>389491273
>it's not even the 7th console made by Nintendo

Yes it is. See >>389490874
Unless you're throwing in handhelds, which is retarded.

>>389491110
There are a multitude of consoles that predate the NES. These are the first and second generation consoles. The NES is a third generation console.
Quit ignoring reality.
>inb4 they're bad so they don't count

>>389491363
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_TV-Game

THE CITY OF ANON

>>389491363
>Switch is a handheld
Anon...

>>389491371
They do count, AS THEIR OWN GENS.
Atari has 4 generations
Sega has 4 generations
Sony has 4 generations
Xbox has 3.
Nintendo has 7.

Mixing them together in some cesspool is just plain stupid and unorderly.

>>389491420
>Doesnt have Nintendo's name on it.
Nope. Seven.

>>389491479
oh so you're using your own retarded system instead of the accepted system everyone else uses

Dude, just emulate it.

>>389491558
>>389491479
We've hit max autism, time to sage the thread.

>>389491479
Generations were a mistake

>>389491607
>A car comes out
>Its a first generation car
>A new car by the same production line comes out
>Its a second generation car

YOur mixedup gobbletygook is the only retarded system here.

>>389491678
>car metaphor
this is the second one I've seen in two days on two different boards, and they've both been equally retarded

I feel like we're getting raided

>>389487497
>being this angry over nintendo or even video games in general
i need a vacation off of /v/, damn

>>389488404
>real nintendo fan
AHAHA

>>389485835
TF was too good!