Nintendo

I already have a perfectly functional doorstop.

>>389472613

You still don't have a job

>>389472613
Ok?

Now fuck off.

Nuh-uh. It's sitting right in front of me. I've been playing Severed today. I think it might be less impressive if you've played "swipe your finger across the screen" phone games, but I've never owned a smartphone, never played any mobile games, and it looks more fun than any of them anyway. It's a first person (like Wolfenstein 3D) dungeon crawler where you cut the limbs off enemies to power up. You play as some girl with one of her arms cut off and you're looking for her family. It's pretty cool. Nice art style.

>>389472613
how did you know

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No games

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>you dont own a $400+ console that has no games

Sorry, I'm not a nintendo shill

Yes I do. The only games I've been playing lately are ARMS, Splatoon 2, Mario+Rabbids and Crash Bandicoot for PS4.

>>389473491
>ARMS


People still play this?

>>389472613
It has no exclusives I give a fuck about right now. Once MP4 and Travis Strikes Again come out I'll probably get one.

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>>389473256
I'd rather have a choice, honestly.
Switch so far is a flat line of 1 fotm game at a time.
To add insult to injury, 2 out of those are shameless WiiU rereleases.

>>389473440
>New games announced weekly
>no games

>>389472613
In my home we have 2 switch

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When I lose some weight I'm going to play my Switch in public. I'll show you. I'll show you all. breathes heavily

>>389473874
>announced
>not released

Nintendo announced over 30 partners at E3. Most of them have yet to deliver.

I lost my switch, now I have to buy another one. Playing Zelda while laying in my bed was way to comfy.

>>389472613
I won't buy overpriced tablets with only one game to play.

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>>389472904

>>389474263
nice meme my friend xD

>>389474263
>movie references

are millennials intellectually dead?

I bought Splatoon but there's nothing else on it. Kind of regretting it 2bh

>>389473874
You mean I have to buy a $300 tablet just to listen to announcements?

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Why are the shills so aggressive? With Switchfag constantly posting these threads and Todd constantly screaming at me to buy his games I don't feel safe anymore.

I do, I walked into a store in June and bought one

Play it everyday and take it on long train journeys and such

I have 600 hours in mk8,Splatoon 2 and Zelda combined

But yeah no games

>>389472613
I already have one because I'm always outside

I know.
It's a bad feel

>>389474752
I got 200 hours out of Splatoon already and there's like no fucking content in the game yet. More than justifies the purchase for me, there'll be plenty of free updates in time, along with more games.
And Mario Odyssey comes out next month. Not interested?

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>>389474908
top kek

>>389475737
The issue is that I can't really take the Switch anywhere without internet because their only game I have is online only. Hopefully Mario will fix that next month

Still waiting for my Wii U to get a game, then I'll get a switch

>>389472904
>I already have a perfectly functional doorstop.
thats mean to call your PS4 anon

>>389473256
>port
>port
>actually probably worthwhile but only as a curiosity
>may as well be a port
>port
>lol
>not out
>not out

>>389476279
It has 15 games.

Then you say it doesnt. Then I post the list. Then you green text it with a bunch of bullshit. There I saved us both ten minutes.

>>389476603
>>may as well be a port
What does that even mean?

>>389474426
jokes on YOU i was born in '76

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>>389476707
Splatoon 2 feels more like a minor expansion than a proper sequel.

>>389476860
>minor expansion
>new weapons
>new subweapons
>new specials
>new stages
>new mechanics
>new modes
>new single player campaign
>new character customization

>>389476665
You're right it does have fifteen games. Let me amend my statement

>Still waiting for my Wii U to get a GOOD game, then I'll get a switch

>>389476707
It would be like calling Mario kart 8 deluxe Mario kart 9.

Splatoon 2 Is just the first one upgraded

>>389477016
>SF2 Turbo
>new characters
>new songs
>new stages
>new arcade mode

>SF2 Championship
>new characters
>new songs
>new stages
>new arcade mode

>>389477153
Not even close, buddy

>>389477240
That's precisely what Splat 2 is compared to Splat 1. Splat 1 changed out stages, modes, and added new weapons anyway, so I don't know what makes it any different. Splat 2 is just Splat 1 2.0

>>389472613
>You still don't own a Switch
I know it feels great

>>389477350
I like how you keep conveniently ignore the new co op game mode, the new single player campaign, and the new mechanics like dodge rolls, umbrella shields, ink jetpacks, etc. What exactly constitutes a sequel to you?

>>389477558
an entirely new game that is absolutely nothing like the previous one
Uncharted 3 and Persona 4 are good examples

>>389477558
>new campaign, new single player campaign, new "mechanics"

>halo 2
>new campaign
>new weapons
>new mechanics

>>389477654
Is halo 2 not a sequel now?

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>>389477646
>Persona 4
>nothing like Persona 3

>>389477654
Not even in this argument but Halo 2 is nothing like Halo, Halo 2 was fucking garbage

>>389477681
Not arguing whether something is a sequel. Thats up to the devs to decide. But there's good sequels and bad sequels. Splat 2 is a bad one. It's like if they had said MK8 D was MK9.

>>389474125
Friendly reminder that the console is only barely over half a year old and it got a much better line up than the competition who took over three years to start getting worthwhile games.

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>>389472613
But finding a Nintendo Switch is like finding tickets to see that god tier musical Hamilton. You can't afford it because they're so goddamn expensive and even if you can afford it, it's hard to find and sold out for months on end, and god forbid that shit will stay that way during the Holiday season

>>389477829
>t-the competition didn't have this many at launch either!

I thought you nintendies didn't care about other consoles or third party games.

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>>389473440
I love my selection 2 be honest :3

>>389477756
I'm still confused about MK8D not being called 9.
They would easily get away with that and since it was Switch's second major game, people would eat it up either way.

>>389477756
I still don't understand how it's a bad sequel. Does it have to change genres to be a good sequel?

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>>389472613
How much money does nintendo pay you to shill their product? This is like the third thread today.

They should be banning these mongoloids.

>>389478343
>banning

mods here ban anyone who talks bad about nintendo. I'm sure you can see the power dynamic

>>389472613
No because I can't pirate the switch games yet

>>389478481
if only there were games to pirate

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>>389478182
There are no good sequels to skinner box multiplayer games.
It's like calling every major patch in assfaggots a sequel. It's ludicrous.

>>389478382
Well shit, that just means they're neet chinks.

>>389478382
there's like 30 "what went wrong" threads hourly my man

>>389476707
they should have just made it for wii U and Splat2 DX for switch

more people would have bought it (but hurt switch hardware sales)

>>389478058
looks pretty pathetic to me, and I love nintendo games..

I got one and I'm happy with the 5 worth while games that are out right now. I'll probably pick up pokken later this month and oddesy next month. that being said, most of the eShop is shitty indie games.

>>389478754
apparently not :(

>>389478058
this literally looks like a child's tablet

that interface and those fucking games. it's like the amazon app store

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>>389477558
>the new single player campaign
You mean the one that is the same thing as the first one ?

>>389478595
Just because a game is a "skinner box" doesn't mean it's bad, it's like, what else did you expect?

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>>389478058
O
U
Y
A

>>389479037
>not a single level or boss is the same
What did he mean by this?

>>389479032
just because the UI is simple doesn't mean it's bad

>>389479037
That's like saying Super Mario Galaxy 2 is the same as Super Mario Galaxy. Fucking retard.

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>>389478058
>Mii has a neckbeard
>playing Splatoon 2
Not surprised in the slightest

>>389473015
But I do, tho

>>389472613
Nah, I like video games.

>>389472613
Hey my red controller is on left?

>>389472613
and I wont ever. I'm not buying a slightly more portable WiiU.

>>389479210
it's only the best shooter released this year...

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>>389472613
>I'm about to sell my Wii U + Smash Bros for Wii U
>to buy a Switch + Splatoon + MK8D + Super Mario Odyssey
It's worth right?
Smash Bros will come to the Switch r-right?

>>389479636
PUBG exists

>>389479707
stop being poor and you won't have to sell your consoles to buy new ones.

I wanted to get a switch but later on decided to upgrade some pc parts instead. Might get it in a year or 2.

>>389472613
>shilling this hard

>>389479730
>literal meme game
Braindead popularity != quality.

>>389479707
You'd have to be retarded to think that Smash wouldn't come to Switch. The only problem is that no one knows how long we'll be waiting.

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>>389472613
waiting for Mario Oddysey

I'll buy the New Switch i XL for half the price of the current version.

>>389479201
But it is. Galaxy 2 is litterally left over ideas from one. One and two are both short as fuck. Ita basically one game split in two. Same with Splatoon.

Calling Splatoon 2 a sequel is like calling a double disc album two cds

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>>389479059
The same game repackaged on the next console to drive its sales, obviously.
I don't really condemn Nintendo for pulling that shit off when people are so happy to have ANY games on Switch.

>>389473256
lmao, all that shovelware and ports
Ps4 is better

>>389479816
>t-the only reason pubg is more popular and has more sales than splatoon is because it's a meme!

It still doesnt discount that it has more sales than Splatoon

>>389472613
Botw runs fine on my pc thanks.

>>389479758
The only reason that I keep my Wii U is Smash.
The moment they'll announce Smash Bros for Switch, Wii U will die.
I'm just forecasting

>>389479816
>literal meme game
So is Splatoon also it still is the best shooter of the year

>>389479730
ARMA didn't come out this year...

>>389479880
>Calling Splatoon 2 a sequel is like calling a double disc album two cds

No it isn't you fucking desperado. A double disc album is ONE product.

Neither SMG or Splatoon were spilt in two. The sequels are separate peoducts.

>>389479909
that doesn't answer my question

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>No switch's are ever in stock in my area

>Go Meijers for a some last minute shopping for labor day

>Decide to check the electronics section for shits and giggles

>They have a switch

>I have no money because I had to pay my bills and I don't have a credit card

>sadness

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
SEGA TO MAKE ONE?!

>>389482121
>not having a credit card

Are you 13? Start building your rating up

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>NIGGER with a switch

>>389473256

>No Mario + Rabbids

>>389472613
oh but i do, playing some sonic mania and maybe some voez later

>>389473256
>three ports
>one mission pack sequel
>three unreleased games
nice lineup.

it looks good as PS4's lineup

>>389472613

I do it's worth buying one for Zelda alone trust me.

I am having the most fun with the Switch than I've had in a long ass time Nintendo make some fun, addictive and well polished games.

I really don't get all the hate and I've got a PS3, PS4 Pro and a PSVR.

Haters are gonna hate I guess.

>>389482924
I just hate the idea of spending money I don't have but I'll be getting a credit card from my bank soon

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>>389484957
Do shills even try to be subtle anymore?

>>389484247
Yeah, you'd get the shit beat out of you and robbed the moment you stepped outside with it

I'm an adult and enjoy non-cringe-autismo-baby games.

>>389472613
Lower price in Canada and I'll consider getting one.

>>389485134

I have news for you then I don't think you're a real gamer because if you were you'd play for fun without judging a game on aesthetics only.

How can you hate on the games without giving them a chance?

>>389485296

Shitting in my pants as a kid was probably fun. Would I do it now? On a bus? Because it's fun and I can? Nah. I got a life to live.

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>>389485296
>using the word 'gamer' unironically
not him but get the fuck back to where you came from

>>389485134
>>389485469
Someone's insecure.

>>389473256
Congrats on four WiiU ports/rehashes, a barely expanded Nintendoland game, a spin-off which is likely worse than the other two WarriorsxNintendo franchise spin-offs, and two Not Available.

>>389478058
>neogeo
>mobile ports and rehash trashes

your mii also looks like a faggot OP

>>389485720

It's called being mature. It's what happens when you grow up.

>>389485469

So Nintendo games are too cute for you?

Ok well I guess I'm a rare case then as I don't just play Zelda I also play games like the Yakuza series, Red Dead Redemption, Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, GTA, Witcher etc regularly too.

Each to their own though I guess different strokes for different folks.

I just wish you'd try because the Switch is a great console with some superb games, people are judging the console without even giving it a chance.

>>389479636
Prey came out this year and is way, way better than fucking Splatoon 2

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>>389486343
>I just wish you'd try because the Switch is a great console with some superb games
Oh well, considering the only decent game in your list is Yakuza and all those games are open world trash I really shouldn't be surprised.

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But I do, and it's garbage. I play my PS4 and PC way more than it. I haven't played anything since Zelda since I don't care about $60 Splatoon DLC or Wii Boxing 2 and I'm not getting Rabbids either.

>>389472613
I already played BotW and Mario Kart 8.

Why should I own one?

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>>389486343
>I just wish you'd try because the Switch is a great console with some superb games
is it?

>>389485469
All games are made primarily for kids

Even M Rated games

>>389486343

I tried Nintendo with the SNES, N64, GC and a bit if the Wii. I'm good for that shit. It all went downhill and now it's all about pandering to being next "successful" children's toy. Hence the lackluster hardware, gimmicky portability and lazy children's games.

If you enjoy em, yknow, fair does. But nah. Nintendo's whack as fuck.

>>389486719

And this website is for weebs.

>>389472613
>max storage 400gb
>no 3rd party's
>shit ports
>shit online chat
>shit battery
I don't want one.

>>389486556

Not enough indie games for you?

I could have pulled me out of my arse but I didn't.

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I'm not paying $300 for a system with no games

>MUH ANNOUNCEMENTS
They have been announcing games since it's realease, some have yet to deliver

>MUH SPLATOON MUH MARIO MUH ZELDA
I'm not saying they're bad games, just not worth paying full price

If i'm ever buying a Switch i'm then waiting for an extense catalog of exclusives and 3rd parties, but for now, Switch is a failure imo.

>MUH SALES
There's basically no profit at the moment so shut up

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>>389487070
>If it's not open world it has to be indie stuff
That doesn't make you or the Switch's meager library look any better, anon.

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>>389472613
>You still don't own a Switch
You're right. I own two.

>>389486756

Well like that's your opinion man.

I can respect the fact that you think Nintendo are just trying to pander to that audience and all.

The Switch made me realise why I play games but that's me not everyone has the same tastes.

I'm having fun with it.

>>389472613
I learned my mistake from GC, wii and wiiu

>>389487360
so then hes wrong because you still do own a switch

>>389487926
No, he's right that I don't own ONE (a switch). I own TWO (many switches).

>>389472613
The nintendo I knew died after gamecube once they threw away mechanics that worked in favor of gimmicks

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>>389472613
Why would I want one?

>>389488065
so then do you own one aswell as another

>>389488098
yes anon, it only took, 6 months, 70K donation and the game still crash without notice, also good luck with 60 FPS out of a 2500$ rig

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>>389488098
>MUH EXCLUSIVE

>>389488225
and yet still runs better than on either console

>>389488225
s-shut up Nintendo shill!!!

>>389488454
well it's literally never crashed on my Switch, so I wouldn't say that

it's cool man, you do you

>>389488098
y'all obnoxious PCMR fucks make me wish the Wii U version was canned tbqh

>>389487268
>Switch is a failure
Objectively wrong.

>>389473256
>movie game
>glorified, overpriced port
>esport
>esport
>port
>movie
>movie
>unreleased

I'm afraid this is far from a good list of games.

>>389488749
i said IMO

>>389472613
I do, and I love playing it! It's become my go-to Indie machine, plus all the exclusives are a nice touch. I've pretty much accepted third party will be only old ports and indies, but I'm okay with that simply for being able to take it on the go or dock it.
Plus the exclusives are pretty awesome.

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>>389488634
>>389488552
>>389488225
>>389488494

>>389488750
>movie game
>movie

You can be anal ravaged all you want, kiddo, but if you're gonna shit post at least do it right. BotW has shit for movies, it's an empty sandbox to play around in not a fucking Uncharted game.

>>389489296
>BotW has shit for movies,
I wasn't referring to the cutscenes. I was mostly referring to the disgusting, abhorrent frame rate.

>>389487268
>There's basically no profit at the moment so shut
Switch is not sold at a loss you dumbass

If it has a fun
>mario kart
>metroid
>smash bros
>mario platformer like sunshine
>something new and unexpected
I'd buy one

>>389488634
you can tell nintendo didn't want to specifically because they knew it would get emulated but the pr backlash for promising a game for their previous system not getting it at all would have been too much

>>389478058
Is that motherfucking Shock Troopers 2?

>>389489034
Your opinion doesn't matter when it can statistically be proven wrong. The console may not be for you, but the Switch is currently far from a failure. That may change depending on how it sells later in its life, but right now it is definitely a success.

>>389489158
>PC
>games

What is this, 1990?

I'll buy one if metroid prime 4 is good

>>389472613
Because I don't want one. There's nothing on it that interests me. Meanwhile, I've ordered a PSP which is coming in the mail tomorrow, and have a vita which I play regularly.

Sorry lads but I go on the side with the games.

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>>389488098
>PC Version RUNNING.

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>>389486634
The console yes. The games nowhere fucking near superb

>>389472613
And probably never will. Tried BOTW Splat 2 and MK and was left with a meh. Now unless smash is coming, thats all I would use it for, good ol smash machine.

>>389489158
>pc
>games

top laff

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>>389490450
>>389489578
>PC has had GOTY for the past 6+ years
>"no gameS"

Hahah.

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>>389490550
>Unironically posting fan-made versions of Nintendo games.

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>>389490846
Yes, which are objectively better than their nintendo counterparts, and are pretty much PC exclusive, and if not they're at least the best version. Problem?

>>389491231
>objectively better than their nintendo counterparts
Citation needed.

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Come the fuck on, nintendo. Make use of your hardware. Port the entire Wii/WiiU library.

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>>389491336
Exhibit A.

Because they are impossible to find.