Nu-Lara is the best Lara

>>389469990
I agree therefore I'm going to bump your thread.

>>389469990
Do you think she has a fully modelled wart with hart besides her fully modeled shaved vagina?

Pity bump because Nu-Lara is about as entry level you can get, fucking pleb.

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>>389469990
I think it's the voice more than anything

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>>389469990
post dickpants webm

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>>389472415

>Lara will never call you a bastard
what's even the point in staying alive

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>>389470789
>i only like blue haired anime characters

nu-lara looks like a soccer mom

Like her new design, but I really miss her older games mechanics.

The game went to shit once the rape controversy popped up. After that nothing else mattered.

i'm surprised RottR doesnt have nude mods yet, or does it?

post the dogs already i know thats the reason you made the thread

>>389473213
>Denuvo

>>389473450
oh didn't know it wasnt removed yet, but isnt the cracked version moddable?

I wanna fuck nu Lara

>>389473289
Bueno

>>389469990
Agree though modern graphics help a lot.

>>389473021
The "how dare a murderous pirate have rape thoughts about a women" or was their a rape controversy about the second game?

>>389473573
Probably, but cracked version rarely get modded.

>>389473021
The game went to shit as soon as Crystal Dynamics gave up and tried selling a new IP under the Tomb Raider name instead.

>>389469990
She's the sexiest easily. Can't even play this shit without getting horny. Whoever designed her did an amazing job.

>>389472082
It everything man. She's well designed and well acted. True waifu material.

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She'd be perfect if they actually gave her some fucking tits.

>play Tomb Rainder
>end up fapping for 4 hours

every time

>have near fetish level attraction to women in tank tops
feels good, man

>>389469990
This game is so bland it makes me wonder who buys this shit. Take away the graphics and there's nothing.

>>389469990
ye. the reboot games are comfy af tool.

>>744368463

>>389469990
She's built for rape.

>>389469990
Nu-Lara is very cute.

Shame her games suck ass.

>>389474826

>M-muh anime waifus

>>389474597
Should have called the games "Mercenary Girl" or something.

>>389475076
Does rape even feel good?

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>>389474826
theyre fine desu

>>389475461
No, why would it? Rape objectively sucks.

>>389475076
This. Rape boner thorough out the games.

>>389475558
I mean for the person doing the raping.

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>lara gets eaten by a bear
>proceed to die 10 times to appreciate her death twitches

>>389475469
They look nearly flat.
>>389475161
Waifu fags like lolis you stupid shit.

>>389475776
Look, fucking a fleshlight is more exciting. There's a reason only subhumans rape.

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>>389476028
>flat

lol

>>389474826
Whoa
This game me a kinky idea
Imagine if when girl go into cryostasis, their tits slowly expand over time due to a reaction to chemical exposure. So when they wake hundreds of years later, their tits are so big the chest fat fills up the entire pod and they need someone to literally pull them out of the pod for them.

>>389476112
That's what I thought, rape seems pretty degenerate.

>>389476262
ive never seen an autistic retard before but here we are

>>389476173
Well yes anon, those are some of the saddest tits I've seen, looking like a pair of deflated or flat tires. Width and depth not height makes for big tits.

>>389476262
Fuck off, Dobson.

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>>389476375
kys

>>389476367
t. normiefag

>>389476375
You're a virgin.

>>389476386
>Breast expansion is the same as body expansion
Retard.

>>389476504
How does it feel to have windsock tits, roasty?

>>389476262
I kinda like expansion porn, but only when she expands into still feasible breasts. Expanding into grotesque bags of flesh is just dumb

>>389476720
Feels great, enjoy your porn virgin.

>>389476614
Dobson did bother, retard.

>>389476784
Just because no one wants to fuck you doesn't mean no one wants to fuck me. Nice projection btw.

>>389469990
True

>>389476840
The fuck is that even supposed to mean.

>>389476909
Share the load

>>389477032
The fuck was YOUR post supposed to mean?

>>389476375
Real women don't have the basketball tits you're Chinese cartoons have anon

>>389472571
has she shit her pants?

>>389476614
>Breast expansion is the same as body expansion
Literally yes. Only fetish-ridden autists like you make a distinction.

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>>389477194
>REAL women have chests like little boys!
What did she mean by this?

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Chloe Frazer is better.

>>389477489
If she was I would have bought her game

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nu lara is an ugly, whiny, flatass, titless bitch

>>389477369
They are quiet literally different though. Body expansion has nothing to do with the breasts expanding but the whole body, like a balloon. Breast expansion is literally, in the most common variation, "tits that are decent sized getting a little bit larger, like what happens during pregnancy".

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>>389477536
She objectively is

>>389474597
I like the new games, they are like, prequels that show us how lara became lara.

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>>389469990
NuLara is a knuckle-dragging barrel of monkey spunk that exists solely to be abused. She'd be lucky to wind up as somebody's personal toilet, otherwise the repulsive cunt would die or starvation.

>>389477629
>Breast expansion is literally, in the most common variation, "tits that are decent sized getting a little bit larger, like what happens during pregnancy".
Uh-huh, that's what you originally meant, Andrew..

>>389477618
>literally the same webm over and over
kek, also webms of nulara swimming above clearly show that her ass is juicier and better
get bent, faggot

>>389477460
Those are silicon tits anon, meaning she has implants, though I agree with you, there are a lot of women with big boobs, but nu-lara is not flat, she is medium small.

>>389477905
That's some normie tier logic there.
>Hurr both have to deal with expansion
>Must be the same thing! XDXDXD
Give me your fetish and I bet I can easily conflate it with some retarded ass fetish that's similar too.

kinda tempted to just buy the games based on my dick

fuck

>>389478620
>brings up body expansion for some reason
>spergs out
lol

>>389478667
Rottr is 12 bucks on HBM

>>389476262
had me at the beginning, but lost me with the filling up of the entire pod

>>389478667
Do it. ROTR is fap kino.

Post your home addresses so we can talk about this in person you fucking faggotr

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>>389478667
i did this, no regrets

>>389478112
Actually they're natural.
I don't know if you understand this, but there are girls that exist with large breasts. Doubly so outside of the US.

>>389478726
That's what I fucking thought.

>>389479229
I don't think that you're even capable of thinking, Dobson.

>>389479325
Says the retarded normie that thinks anything other then the sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation is weird and autistic.

>>389479137
Not from the US, and I do not deny that there are women with huge natural tits(Hitomi Tanaka, first name that popped in my mind) but the ones in the pic seem fake to me, maybe it's the latex?

>>389479137
>those
>real
I bet she was your highschool girlfriend too

>>389479589
I have no problem with that, disgusting autismo.

>>389472415
>>389472571
Ass > Thigh > Tits

>>389469990
I felt really bad when Alex died on the first game. He was too adorable

>>389473289
came here for this. Can't wait for quiet's debut. I can't fap to anything else now.

>>389479831
Asses are just tits that shit
You're not into scat are you?

>>389480015
You're the one bringing it up, are you?

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>>389479613
>>389479660
yes

>>389479957
Debut in what? SFM porn? There is quite a lot of it(though there rw weird ones)

>that feel when cannot play the game because every 5 minutes I need to stop to masturbate furiously

nu-lara is my kryptonite

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This is the best she'll ever look

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>>389480198
She moans SO much in the nu-games.

>>389480102
Ok, better, but I still see them as fake for some reason, but I will take your word for it.

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>>389478112
>she is medium small
No she's not. Let's be realistic, Nu-Lara is medium. Perhaps medium-big.

The problem here is that Her tits aren't impressive. She probably has some decent sized cans when the bra comes off. But it's not *enough*. She should be at least 2 cup sizes larger. Why? For no other reason than it would be sexy as fuck. Some nice big tits on that frame would look exponentially better than what she has now.

Plus, some meatier thighs.

>>389480131
animopron.com

the image that was linked was made by him.
I've jacked off to Lara being literally skewered in a none gore way by a horse cock a thousand times.

>>389470512
I agree therefore I'm going to pump my baby batter into nu-lara

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I want Nu-Lara to sit on my face

I kinda liked the nu-lara games.

A good trickle of new methods of getting places (rope arrows, grappling hook, exploding arrows) and just enough miscellaneous collectibles to make them worth getting, but not tedious.

Gunplay is kinda bad, stealth is shallow.

dem moans and abuse make up for it.

>>389480648
I sometimes forget how vanilla I am compared to some of you guys, when I said weird I meant her being fucked/fucking some girl from mass effect, or other stuff like that.

>hate oldschool pyramid polygon tiddy lara games
>be 30yo
>loved the nu-games
come fite me faggots

>>389479831

This is a true Patrician.

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>>389480434
That's actually not the same girl.

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I still play Endurance Mode

NO YOU BAHSTARD

>>389480557
I admit I did not play rottr yet and haven't played tomb raider in quite a while. My assumption of medium small was from the pics given to me in thw thread. Also, if she were to have tits that big it would be annoying her since she would have to roll her tits up a lot.

>>389481057
thats pretty vanilla anon...

But thats not a bad thing. I have 4 TB of porn of varying types and find it hard to find stuff to jack it to.

I wish I could be 13 again and cum to the lingere catalogs again.

Well, new Lara is still cute.
Bigger tits would be a bonus but at least she has a very nice body otherwise.

>>389480557
Are you kidding me? Her tits look exactly like they're only being supported by a sports bra, and as soon as they come off her tits would sag to the floor.

>>389481526
Well, no joke, try normal.vanilla stuff, I heard that once ypu go into extremes, normal stuff start looking more appealing.

>>389481686
Have you even seen real tits?

>>389481653
>Shoulders wider then hips
>No ass
>No curves
>Man hands
>Short stature
>Nice body

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>>389481315
"roll her tits up"?
I assume you mean she would have to lift them out of the way of.... stuff? Like what? And why? She's a video game character. She doesn't have to worry about her big tits getting in the way. Just like she doesn't have to worry about crumbling ice walls killing her.

>>389481796
I've seen plenty of real tits. Now shoo-shoo, the men are talking right now.

>>389481925
Just play Haydee. You wont be satisfied with Lara anyways.

>>389481974
Sorry, tired, when I said roll her tits up I meant it in the same way female archers with big boobs do it, as in, take a special tape and roll it around their boobs until it compresses them. Also, I agree that she is a video character, but can you imagine how people would react if her tits would clip through a wall she was climbing?

>>389481653
He butt has a bad shape to it. And she's short.

>>389481925
>Shoulders wider then hips
That's the vast majority of the population. Almost everyone's shoulders are wider than their hips. That's how the body is made.

And even just taking what you said practically, her shoulders really aren't wide at all. In fact I would say her shoulders are quite small.

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>>389469990
fake Lara is the best Lara

>>389482040
Jacking off to your big brothers nudie mags aint much experience bucko.

>>389482246
seriously, why does every screenshot i see of this game look awful. it's not PS4 since Rise screenshots on console look better as well

Nu lara is an ugly duckling and the only good things about these games are the gore.
Those of you obsessing over F cup tits need to off yourselves as well desu considering neither old lara was ever bigger than a double C

>>389481974
if she didn't have cowtits nobody would look twice at her. In 10 years this will be the case when those tits touch her belly button

>>389482231
For sure shes not a basketball player, but at least shes pretty average sized.

>>389482231
Anon, women have hourglass or pear shaped bodies. Males have upturned triangular bodies. Lara has the latter. I'm not saying necessarily that it was intentional, just that Crystal gave the job of modelling the body to some interns (since they're studio IS made up of mostly interns they hire locally) and the dumbfuck intern just shrugged his shoulders and used his own body as a basis, without realizing that women and men have different upper body shapes.
See >>389472082 the shoulders jut out way to far for a female body.

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>>389482224
You never thought to look up archery with big tits, have you? Just assumed that it was impossible with huge tits.
Just like you assume there will be clipping too.

>>389482397
Nobody cares about 10 years in the future, except weirdos like you, who think about marrying every attractive person you see on the internet.

Also This woman >>389480557 is 10 approximately years her senior, and holding up great.

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>>389482394
Uh...

>>389482710
You are just describing hambeasts.
Look up some sporty women and you can easily see they aren't some plump pear shaped cows.

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Hi

>>389482393
I don't know which other screenshots you're talking about but I took this one by getting into a normally inaccessible spot, so it's not as detailed as the rest of the map.
You can even see a little of the monkey's teeth clipping through his lower jaw

>>389482428
Average sized is bad. This is Laura we're talking about. She should be at least 5'8''. Statuesque.

>>389479831
Spot the nigger.

>>389482813
Anon, I practice archery IRL and we have a titty monster where I practice to, she always complains that she has to use tape on her breasts and have to put on the chest protection ok.

>>389482864
Imagine being such a cuckhead leftist you actually think it's ok and normal for women to have triangular shaped upper bodies.

>>389482920
That fag better not quit until after he's done the Maria Doria levels.

>>389482973
Whats her ingame height?
Got to remember shes easily the same size as the Trinity mercs.

>>389483151
>uhhh better call him a leftie
Have you seen a physically fit and attractive woman even once in your life?
You living in some trailer park or what?

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>>389482710
Her shouls are pretty narrow in the image you're telling me to look at. Which, in fact is the image I was thinking of when I said her shoulder are narrow.

The pear shape doesn't not make your shoulders slimmer than your hips. At least not skeletally. Your bone structure ensures your shoulders are wider than your hips, because your arms come to rest beside your body. If your hips were wider, than your shoulders, then your arms would be resting *atop* your hips. That's a flaw in design. The only people with hips wider than shoulders are those with excessively meaty thighs. Like HUGE thighs. And those with exceptional body conditions.

>>389482847
old lara was a freaking twig, her tits weren't as big as her body was miniscule

>>389483792
Hardware was shit and forced almost comical proportions.

>>389483480
Anon, I feel sorry for you that you spend so much time fapping to traps that you honestly think a masculine body shape looks feminine. That's pretty sad.

>>389483116
Cool story bro. I guess your anecdote magically makes the example I posted disappear? Is that how this works? Because the girl at your place bitches and moans, that means no other big tit girls can work a bow?

You're the type of guy who hears one girl complain about her big tits giving her back problems, and then projects the same problem on every girl with big tits.

>>389483792
Uhm no sweetie, she's actually the average height for a human in the core design games.

>>389483327
>Got to remember shes easily the same size as the Trinity mercs
Is she really? She looked small to me. I've watched a full let's play of rise of the tomb raider and she was shorter than everyone by my memory.

>>389484224
This.
Whenever she talks to people, she's always looking up at them because she's a womanlet.
Whoever THE FUCK designed Rise Lara needs to be fucking sacked, like holy shit how do you miss up so badly at designing a character.

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>game is third person

>>389484410
And make her fucking THICK!

>>389483945
Trailer park trash has no valuable input as usual.
Stay poor.

>>389476375
Are you actually retarded anon? Just asking.

Holy fuck the amount of toasty roastys in this thread is giving enough salt to feed me for a whole year.
Women were a fucking mistake.