Splatoon 2 thread

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First for praising our Queen Narcissa

Typical nintendo fanbase

>>389450534
next Splatfest will be Team Narcissa vs Team Cosmo
that would actually be an amazing experiment and would speak volumes if Cosmo won

Subtopic C: Why are the gyro controls so much worse in 2 compared to 1? There's some terrible smoothing put over it. AND you still can't move the stick in all directions and gyro at the same time.

How did they fuck that up? Good gyro was the only reason I'd be able to tolerate stick shooting and now I probably won't be able to justify Spla2n

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>>389450936
Stop deadnaming, fuckface

>>389451012
what are you gonna do, shoulder throw me across the room?

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>>389451180
I'll make you bleed

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I'd be happy to explain that, OP.

The transposters feed on your salt, just like shitposting on reddit lets you feed on their salt. The fact that you hate it and want it to stop is why it keeps happening.

It's a very unhealthy way to live, unless you're a dancing midget from another dimension.

Game is fun, but the premise is pedo tier and the dedicated fanbase are all cringey weebs.

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>>389451340
Shut ur fickle dickle

>>389451263
I don't understand this reference.

>>389451263
is creamed corn good? I've never had it since I live in the UK and just never seen it
>>389451440
not him, but it's a reference to the show Twin Peaks, which is strange because I'm in two Twin Peaks threads on /tv/ and this thread on /v/, then got confused when seeing the picture

>>389451691
I like corn but the texture of creamed corn fucks it up for me. That's just me though. Google it and there should be a recipe, it's not hard to make.

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>>389451691
>>389451841
um can we please bring the focus back to whats really important

>>389450487
I just bought Splatoon two days ago, is the trans posting ironic trolling?

I'm actually trans and it creeps me out. I play games to escape being trans and it's weird to play an online game where everyone is arguing about my birth defect.

I hate that trans is such a big thing now, I miss being invisible and not talked about.

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>>389451985
bait

>>389450534
cosmo is a mentally ill degenerate that failed as a speed runner and spends his life threatning to kill himself on cam and then dancing around in front of the cam for attention while pol floods the chat waiting for him to finally do it

fuck cosmo

>>389451985
I'm with you 100%, brosis. I think it's only become a thing because it upsets people like OP so much.

OP stop letting yourself get mad at this and just enjoy the damn game. To answer your other question I don't really play enough to analyze the maps but it seems fun enough.

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>>389452096
>fuck cosmo

Okay, but how do you feel about Narcissa?

>>389451985
i agree,the only time you saw trans people in media was on COPS and nothing else,they was invisible and no one noticed

the trans trenders who do it for victim points are gonna wind up getting you all gassed you know? they are the ones in the street swinging black dildos in kids faces etc

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>>389452337
This is my last Narcissa, now what

>>389451263
>Do literally nothing except report them and move on.
>This is somehow making them stronger.

M8 that only applies to people who poke them in game.

>>389452546
>be dude
>play as female squid
>report all trans posters

i regret nothing lol

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>>389452739

>>389452337
Yes I know. I hate them more than anyone.

I usually don't play online games, except when I was a child, because I'm afraid of people. I thought splatoon might be a good way to ween myself into playing with more people online only to be constantly reminded of the reason why I'm socially inept due to the transposing.

I know it's probably just kids and it's not a big deal, but I just find it so strange and random

>>389453061
It's just part of a virtue signaling addiction. They'll pick some other topic to obsess over in a few weeks.

>>389453061
im socially awkward also,which is a shame cause i do lift and i have an alright face

and i dont do online either,i used to be into l4d though online but not touched online in years but splatoon came along and sucked me in out of nowhere.

>>389453204
true,no one cares about kony now but the whole west was mad for like 2 week

>>389453584
Anon, don't worry, one day you and I will be confident and charismatic and have naked cuties all over us. I can feel it.

You're man now
You're girl now

I wish Splatbrella was actually a good defensive weapon, doesn't have a very good support role as-is because it's easy to get flanked.

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>>389451263
>>389451985
>>389452129
OP Here, as a giant homosexual i hate the transposting because the tranz have totally derailed the conversation around gay people and now they're derailing this cute video game too

>>389456471
I wonder if we'll ever get a umbrella variant that has greater protection? Like a pseudo-Reinhardt kinda deal, that sucks ink-wise. I can't decide if I'd like that or not in this game.

>>389457953
They are fake trans people attempting to undermine the relations between our people. It's like metal gear solid 3 but even gayer.

Are there any other new weapon types? The first 5 times I saw umbrellas float across the screen I thought I was just really stoned.

>>389457953
Lol Trans and gays people can co-exist Anon, it's not like there's some set amount of "conversation" to go around that has to be fought over. Also how can you bitch about the thread being derailed when you started it with Trans whining in the first place. If you wanna talk about the game leave out the superfluous nonsense. Especially since at this point the majority of people making Trans post are almost certainly trolls looking for attention with maybe a sprinkle of actual kids trying to be nice. Don't sperg out about it and it will die down

I hope this dumb trend dies soon so we can have Splatoon threads where we discuss the actual fucking game

transposting is a joke because you can change your squid's gender at any time

>>389460002
Sadly even if it died down tonight I'm sure /v/ "toughguy" autists would still go out of their way to talk about how it happened at all cause "muh she's". The fact that people can't report and ignore then leave it at that is disgraceful

>>389450534
he lost to john numbers. he is just a bitch to the king

Question about ability chunks.

You have to have ten to add a chunk.

If you have a ability and want to add the same ability to it the game wants 20 chunks. What happens if you put an ability on top of an ability ?

Woomy

>>389450487
I've disabled posts in the plaza because of all the trans garbage

New map is ok

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Anything that is remotely furry is just grounds for a bad time isn't it?

You can't put anthropomorphic characters in games with social features. You will get a shit show.

>>389461650
it stacks and say if its ink speed it will be like 0.25 of a second faster recharge

>>389463354
No It doesnt. All it does is waste 20 chunks

>>389463354
Faggot

What are the best gear abilities now that stealth jump/quick respawn is dead?

>go to /ink/ - Splatoon General
>everyone is constantly talking about reddit, tumblr OCs and transfaggots
>go to /v/ for splatoon threads
>another fucking transfag thread
>start up Splatoon 2
>plaza is filled with transfaggotry
Splatoon was a mistake.

>>389464056
>stealth jump/quick respawn is dead?
How is it dead ?

>>389451009
This, so much this. I hate to say it but they fucked up hard with the gyro aiming in this one. It felt perfect with the gamepad, as weird as that is, and in 2 it feels really off and whenever I die it never feels like I had a chance to aim where in 1 I could snap to attention and take someone out or escape. Feels like there's a weird delay. Also the fact that you still can't look up and down with the control stick is fucking retarded.

>>389464478
Quick respawn only kicks in if you have a no-splat deathstreak.
Stealth jump now has a minimum distance otherwise people can still see the jump marker.

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>>389450534
What the fuck is that!?!?

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>most pro tranny supporters are shitter ranks


meanwhile

>>389450487

this is a test

nintenbros

N-i-n-t-e-n-d-r-o-n-e-s

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The Real Question is How Did a kid's game Like Splatton get caught up in this Transposting shit?

>>389465002
just

the west

I want japan back

>>389465002
Women and "women"

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>>389464996

Confirmed

N-i-n-t-e-n-d-r-o-n-e-s censors to nintenbros. I hate this place more and more every single day.

>>389451009
>>389464504
Has anyone noticed a difference in motion controls based on what controller you're using? Is it better or worse in handheld mode?

>>389464918

>>389450487
And the whole furry thing when it first launched. Why do people have to be so fucking weird and sexual with a kids game. thanks b/

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What about this game screams Furries, transposting, and other sjw things? It's for Kids dammit. Why are they doing this where kids can see it?

>>389465508
nintendo attracted a certain type of people thanks to speed runners

>>389451012
breath through your nose gentlemen

>>389465705
>people still think this is a thing

>>389465508
niggas are gay bro

>>389464693
Splatoon devs are so retarded!

They practically gut most of the useful abilities and give us garbage new ones!

>Dodge roll after super jump
>item shredder when items never took many hits to get rid of in the first place
>thermal ink but doenst even always work


FUCKING MORONS!

>>389463638
>>389463985
if you have 3 of them it gets faster the more you add dumb cunts

>>389465143
the switch gyro is in the right controller for splatoon,so its the same regardless

>>389465508
It's probably kids doing it. This is what the new generation is into.

>>389465508
As much as NoA loves to censor stuff, they sure aren't doing anything about this shit. It's disgusting desu.

>>389465113
nintenbros

>>389451263
Nah, not every place is like /v/. These are genuine trans faggots and sjws that think they're fighting the good fight by making a japanese 3rd person shooter meant for kids all about their illness.

>>389466631
Yeah but what about the pro controller?

>>389465508
Why don't just post lewd woomies to counter it?

>>389450487
really? it seems to have died down in the EU. Most posts I see now are "ink your base" and "pls booyah back"

>>389450534

She looks like one of those monsters that shrieks "I'M SORRY" as she tears your skin off with her bare claws

>>389466389
Item shredder is honestly pretty useful for rainmaker and ink armor

>>389468729
Someone posted something like splatfest is over, back to appreciating trans squids; then, a million trans posts followed.

>>389450487
I don't get degenerate tranny posts anymore must have reported too many

>>389465508
>it's for kids

Let's be honest here. It's for adults clinging to childhood first, THEN for kids.

>>389468995
I've actually seen the social media of these exact people who do the transposting and their reasoning is that Splatoon defies gender and that trans kids need to be happy online or they'll die

>>389466749
>it's probably kids doing it

I doubt it