>start the game >get an achievement for starting the game

NECK

FACT: achievements are largely worthless and no one gives a shit about them but rats
FACT: achievements are baby's first game telemetry. there's an achievement at the end of every boss fight so the market researchers can know how far x amount of people make it and use it for their insidious schemes

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>>389449765
>only 60% of players have it

>100% of game's achievements are unlocked by playing to the end

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>>389449765
>kill last boss
>achievements:
>boss killed
>chapter cleared
>all chapters cleared
>game beaten on difficulty X
>unlocked difficulty X2
>bonus: for killing boss with melee only
>bonus: all bosses killed in melee only

>>389450538
FACT your gay

>>389450538
>There's an achievement at the end of every boss fight so the market researchers can know how far x amount of people make it and use it for their insidious schemes

Holy shit

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>beat game on hard
>dont get achievements for beating it on easy and normal

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>>389449765
Mako >>>>>>>>>> Shizuku

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>Beat a modern game 100%
>Get nothing

I miss when beating a game 100% would unlock cool hidden stuff.

>>389454820
>Beat an old game 100%
>get a shitty in-game diploma with a fucking typo on it