WoW discussion thread

And the last horse crosses the line

>>389444347
As a lorefag, this hurt my head.
>it is canonical that most of the races of WoW are too stupid to name their own planets
>The Realm/Kingdom of Stormwind that served as a southern counterpart to Lordaeron was called Azeroth
>eventually people just started calling the planet Azeroth after the orcs misunderstood why the land was called Azeroth
>this of course just after spacegoats called their planet Draenor because they were too stupid to come up with a name themselves for their own world

>>389446292

So basically the southern part of the EK is called Azeroth but it's now just the name of the entire planet? What was the planet called before everyone just referred to it as Azeroth?

Also what fucking retards started calling the entire planet Azeroth, that's like if someone decided to call the entire world France.

>>389446558
>So basically the southern part of the EK is called Azeroth but it's now just the name of the entire planet?
Yes.
>What was the planet called before everyone just referred to it as Azeroth?
The planet went unnamed, just like Draenor (the orc homeworld) pre-Draenei. If you want to get technical, Azeroth's pangaea was called Kalimdor, until that name became just the one continent the ancient races were on, but even then it wasn't a name for the whole planet.
>Also what fucking retards started calling the entire planet Azeroth?
If I recall correctly, the orcs did it first.
>that's like if someone decided to call the entire world France
Keep that statement in mind. As someone who has been following the lore since WC3, you are going to need a lot of marijuana to make sense of the retardation that happens all throughout the lore, even without getting into retcons.

>>389446841
So in short, if something sounds really fucking stupid in the lore, that's because it is and there isn't anything to make it less stupid?

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>>389447108
welcome to WoW

>>389446292
>alled their planet Draenor
>their


reeeee fuck off immigrants

>>389444347
Tldr wow nerd

>>389447286
I'd fuck a bloodelf, if you know what I mean

>>389448172
I don't get your drift, no.

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>>389448172
What did he mean by this?

>>389448858
>>389448945
I mean I would stick my erect penis inside the vagina of a bloodelf and perform a thrusting motion with my hips until I ejaculate inside said bloodelf.

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>>389449398
Ohhhh! Now I get it. L-LEWD

>>389449398
blood elf males have a barbed penis, which they use to pierce the thick vaginal tissue of the female. This results in heavy bleeding, hence "blood elf", which serves as lubrication, as the female blood elf has no other means of naturally occurring lubrication.

Neither you nor the female belf would derive any sexual pleasure from your attempt to mate, and you would likely suffer injuries in the process.

>>389449557
you can bet your ass on it that it's lewd!

>>389449794
YOUR MOMs barren pussy also has no means of naturally occuring lubrication and yet every nigger in the hood fucked her