Create a game using industry buzzwords and see if /v/ would play it

No way.

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>>389444025
Sounds like Dark Seed.

niggers.

>The best shooter of the world that even the 4chan guy would be proud

>the Dark Souls of open-world hardcore survival games

>>389444025
A post apocalyptic sword and sorcery meets southern gothic metroidvania with a heavy metal soundtrack

>>389444526

>hardcore survival

What does that mean?

>we're going back to our roots in this sci-fi shooter that'll make both the hardcore and casual audience happy.

individual blades of grass

A dark grunge world where mysteries lie around every corner and you never know who to trust. Filled with fast-paced action that will leave you shaking and the most BADASS characters you'll ever meet, this game will revolutionize what it means to be an open world survival game.

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>>389444765

It will revolutionise the way you see gaming!

>>389444459
who is this 4chan?

>>389444376
dark souls of art design

a steampunk story rich anime artstyle loot shooter with artificial difficulty

>>389444025
>an open world fps that revolutionizes the genre with a compelling atmosphere and story full of water cooler moments

An action horror interquel spinoff starring the series main antagonist featuring an online 16 vs 16 player death match mode. PS4 exclusive.

Procedurally generated f2p multiplayers survival souls-like esports survival with crafting, open world, political, inclusive with season passes

open world but not shit

>>389444910
This sounds like either a platinum or Suda51 game.

>>389444242
Fag

>>389444910
Garcia Hotspur, that you?

>>389444025
kill yourself frogfucker

>>389444765
what the fuck

Classic retro ludonarrative homage to the platforming genre that will appeal to core audiences

>>389446160
So Yooka Laylee?

If you are over 25 and own a pc you HAVE to play this game

semi open world detective based game in 80's new york with complex noire dialogue system that is also filled with supra natural bizarreries that tend to describe insanity

>>389445208
a famous hacker

>>389445058
Is that Red Arremer on his right tit?

>>389446451
>Tfw only 23

infinite evidence

A dark and brutal retro style pixel art racing game that critics have dubbed "The Dark Souls of racing games"

Fun

X-treme radical gaming to the max.

>>389444025
The Fallout 4 of Pokemon

>>389448709
as a 90's kid, you have my interest

>>389444025
A gritty shooter with tough choices that has been widely acclaimed and compared to dark souls

Dive into the dark souls of dating sims this fall!

>>389450774
thats reality

>>389450774
>>389451297
my sides

>>389444025
My game is: Brutalreality hypersenstual friendtime co-op with buttonmashering yuletide hyperfurry nostalgia!

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>>389451297
damn... that's deep...

>>389444765
>e-sports
You wish Randy.

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>>389444765
He's using semi-colons completely wrong.

>>389444765
I wonder what his thought process was when he was making this tweet.