This is not a real game, it's just satire

>reddit spacing
wow i totally agree with you i definitely read that nice one bro xD

OP sucks cock.

I know things, btw.

>>389428901
How about you go back to Fagget and stop shitting up my thread?

>>389429018
Cool, doesn't change the game is playable with one Joycon and 3 hours long.

But please keep hyping it up until you realize it's a 30 bucks tech demo für NMH3 which will be around November.

>>389428831
Pretty much this without the consolewar shitposting
Suda said the game retains the previous games gameplay, but how would he do that wtih only one joy con?

>>389429035
you can't shit up a piile of shit, anon
you hapless cretin you!

>>389429084
Please cite where you got this information from.

>>389429084
>3 hours long
They barely started on it

>>389429315
Five dollar have been put it your shiller account!

>>389429290
Google, retarded.

>>389429367
You suck cocks.
Wanna know how I know?
Google, lol.

So, can someone actually attack OP's point and explain how it isn't disappointing this game will have ass gameplay that doesn't even require you to tilt a stick and press a button at the same time at any point?

>>389428831
>>389429165
Okay, let me debunk the "one joycon" thing. One joycon has 6 buttons, a IR motion camera, a home button, a plus/minus button, and a joystick.

Let's denote plus to pause, which is what it will likely be. ZL will likely be lock-on, and L can be reset camera. Y and X can be slash and beat attacks, respectively. A can be dedicated to dodging in the direction you hold the stick. B can be charge beam katana. This is everything important except super mode, which we can just do with A plus B or some other combination.

There, that's the original No More Heroes completely playable on just one Joycon. Keep telling me it's impossible to have the same level of depth on just one joycon.

>>389429520
No because OP pulled his point out of his ass.

>>389429741
And you still can't tilt the stick and press a face button at the same time or adjust the camera at the same time.

If you know anything about gameplay, you will now understand that there is no way this game will have complex levels such as NMH or somehow complex combat. It will most definitely be semi-on-rails.

>>389429741
Nearly forgot. The joycon would be held horizontal. This is for easy access to both the stick and buttons.

>>389429741
>>389429857
Are you chucklenuts actually taking this "one joycon" retardation seriously?

>>389429857
see
>>389429857
The original NMH also didn't have manual camera adjustment, just the reset camera function and lock-on.

>>389429857
Nearly forgot, just holding a Joycon instead of an actual controller feels fucking horrible.

>>389429953
But at least it led you do this while still moving Travis and attacking. You could literally tilt the stick, press the camera button and the attack button and use the IR at the same time.

>>389429948
Did you miss the last interview or something?
>>389429953
It did have manual camera, it was on the d-pad

>>389430098
Didn't know that, sorry, the controls on the wiki didn't mention that.

Still, it should be playable with just one joycon. I personally doubt it's the intended way to play, but it should be okay.

>>389428831
>It won't have any deep or fun gameplay.
>No More Heroes
>Suda51

File: suda51.jpg (104KB, 935x519px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 935x519px

*saves video games*

>>389430291
>shitpost
>/v/
>faggot

>>389430236
Yeah i guess it's doable
And if it's for an intended co-op i think it would be fucking great, just not really comfortable

>>389430098
>it hat a manual camera on the dpad

You dodged with the dpad you fucking idiot.

>>389430310
>with an on-rails Unreal Engine tech/NMH3 demo

>>389430346
Feels so fucking good to know you're wrong
Try using the d-pad when you're not locking

>>389430345
No, it's fucking retarded. Stop defending shit.

Suda is getting senile and favors style too much over substance.

>hurr, muh in-game console has two Powergloves so it would be fitting if you used only one Joycon like that Powerglove

You will play this game and have another HALF OF A CONTROLLER lying around the whole time which would make it so much easier to play, more comfortable to play and more fun to play since they could have done more with the gameplay.

>>389430467
Chill out, autismo
We haven't even seen a little bit of gameplay yet

>>389430465
Hey man read it yourself.
http://nomoreheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Controls

>>389430465
>>389430584

>D-pad Dodge

wew

>>389430584
https://strategywiki.org/wiki/No_More_Heroes/Controls

>>389430573
I have.

And even if you haven't, you should be able to imagine it.

>>389430672
Friend if you had seen the miniscule amount of the game then you'd be so dick deep in the grasshopper cabal that you'd be convinced that your game is good. Even if was a minigame collection you wouldnt be shitposting about it.

>>389428831
>Stop hyping this up
I haven't seen any hype on /v/. All threads for this game I come into are just autists shitposting it to death before even any discussion happens. Maybe someday people will learn to talk about videogames around here

>>389430672
>I've seen the game being developed which is something nobody is allowed to see unless they're working on it.
>Which means i'm working on it.
>So i'm going to shitpost about it and hurt sales.

I want you to know that I believe you. Only because it's extremely likely that you're this retarded.

>>389430935
I'm not working on shit.

>>389431197
Obviously.

File: 1473995176524.jpg (63KB, 558x845px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 558x845px

>sony niggers are this desperate
Go play your Knack 2 and stop bothering normal people with your autistic shitposting.

>One Joycon

That's literally all the buttons you need. You hold it sideways, move with analog, Use shoulder buttons for camera reset and lock on, use X and Y for the attacks, A to dodge in a direction you hold, and B to do actions/recharge.

Nigga I literally emulated this game on my first runthrough with the use of a PS4 controller in one hand and a mouse in the other, using the ps4 stick and shoulder buttons and the 3 mouse clicks.

>>389431450
Moreover, Suda 51 wouldn't be that retarded to only allow use for ONE joycon.
Wait, he made LET IT DIE. Nevermind, he is that retarded.

>>389431524
>only one joycon
Only co-op focused games don't offer options. I think even snipperclips does. No reason why not

>literally my dad works at Nintendo bullshit
Holy fucking shit man get a life

>>389431524
He didn't made Let It Die though

Is this the pinnacle of desperate shitposting? Anyone who played NMH and held the joycon horizontally knows that it can be played on one joycon

>>389431872
It was made by Grasshopper, which is essentially Suda's company.

Also, Suda made a lot of interviews talking about his work on Let It Die.

He wasn't the designer for a lot, but it definitely was made by him.

>It won't have any deep or fun gameplay.

So it will be exactly like every other game in the series?

>>389432019
didnt it needed the nunchuck to play or you didnt neede it? i forgot

>>389432480
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_It_Die_(video_game)
Not even the producer

>>389432725
You did, but only for the use of a joystick and shoulder buttons, which the Joycon has.

>>389432860
>Suda is an Exec. Director on Let It Die

My entire life has been a lie.

>>389428831
who. fucking. cares.

jesus christ at least we are getting a no more heros game at all, fuck if I was the dev and saw threads like this I wouldnt even bother with making games for entitled fags.

File: IMG_6647.jpg (77KB, 550x416px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 550x416px

>>389428901
>double spacing to be more comprehensive is now reddit
>WAAAAH REDDIT BOOGEYMAN
Holy fuck i get you're a 12 year old and you want to be part of the /v/ club but at least try a bit harder with the bait

>>389432915
Told you bro

>>389433054
Hello newfriend.

File: NoMoreHeroes.jpg (105KB, 640x920px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 640x920px

Stop hyping this up. It's playable with ONE TV controller, literally just with ONE thumbstick and TWO buttons.

It won't have any deep or fun gameplay.

I know things, btw.

>see killer 7 mentioned
fuck if only
i'd buy a switch just for it

>>389433718
Only if Mikami's there again

>>389431450
>You hold it sideways,
You know how fucking horrible this feels, right? Unless you have the hands of a 4 year old, MAYBE.

>>389433375
It's one full controller with way more buttons than one shitty Joycon. And it felt great in the hands.

>>389433054
I don't understand your post, could you add some double spaces? Thank you :)

>>389435950
Yes, but I still enjoy playing games when I hold it this way.
Besides, you CAN play it on one Joycon. Doesn't mean you SHOULD.

>>389436040
One Joycon has about the same amount of buttons as a Wii Remote.
And if you thought the Wii Remote felt great, you'd have to have the worlds most calloused hands on the planet, because holding that plastic on a smoothed edge hurt my hands after about one full hour of playing Mario Galaxy.