How do you guys avoid using voice chat in video games?

>>389420489
I'm not a faggot; my voice is deep as fuck. I have no reason to avoid that shit. Stay gay, though.

this may come as a surprise, but by not using voice chat

>>389420679
I'm not gay, just beta

>>389420918
Same shit.

>>389420489
my voice is not great but since video-games are the only socializing I do sometimes i have to talk.

By not playing multiplayer garbage

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>>389420489
pic semi related

>>389420489
Just don't use it.

"I don't have a mic"

>>389420489

I don't avoid it. Get over it and stop caring about dumb things like that.

I don't, I use my mic like a normal person instead of being a weeb beta faggot

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Why would I want to avoid fast and easy communication with my teammates?

Disable all chances to make my microphone turn on

Honestly, I don't have a whiny shitty voice but I don't want to tall with random retards

Je utilise la chatte de ta mere, au lieu.

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By being gregor

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>>389424296
Not everyone has a manly voice. I get bullied because people mistake me for a girl.

>>389425070
>not pretending to be a girl to get free shit

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>>389420489
Eat mic to say hello then remain silent.

>>389425070
Let me bully you with my man voice.

>>389420489
>hey anon, hop on voice
>no
Don't be a beta

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>Live in house with little to no privacy
>No money to move out
>Close door
>Join game
>Connect headset
>Speak as quiet as possible
>Dad immediately knocks on door and asks who I'm talking to or if I'm the one making noises
I can't have a conversation because I know he's listening

I get drunk, and then I don't avoid it. I deepthroat the mic and say a bunch of dumb stuff that people find entertaining. Then when I wake up in the morning hungover, I go through my recently added friends that added me the night before and remove them.

>>389425532
JESUS

I've had multiple faggots tell me they like my voice.
Which is weird because I sound like one of those 13 year old spics that hit puberty early.
That said, if a game has voice chat I'll use it.
I've also found that randoms refuse to voice chat outside of games with no text chat, while community servers are fucking FULL of people chatting on mic.
It's why games with matchmaking always feel so dull and empty (same for MMOs).

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>>389420489
voice_enable 0
hud_saytext_time 0

>>389425070
L O N D O N
O O
N D
D N
O O
N O D N O L

>>389426276
I still don't understand this meme. Can someone unironically explain it to me? (ie: No "lurk moar, sure is summer in here", I've been here for five years)

>>389426805
No

>>389426805
If you cant figure it out, you're too summer to get it

>>389420489
"Get on mic bro"
"I don't wanna"
Wow that sure was complicated

>>389426805
>I've been here for five years

Yeah sure

>>389425070
Who's the girl in your pic

>>389420489

I don't. I communicate with my team for great justice.

>>389425532
That would be awful.

>>389426881
>>389426925
>>389426943
Don't pretend you faggots didn't start saying that only recently since like 2016 or so.
Explain it to me and if it's an old meem then I will post a picture eating my shoe.

I just stay quiet, don't respond to people when they talk to me, and eventually they stop trying. I do this with my closest friends as well. I like being in chat to listen but I hate talking.

>>389420489
i don't

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>>389426805
london

>>389427198
It was from /fit/ a few years ago
There was a tripfriend who used to always say "please be in london" to any girl he found attractive
Appreciate the spoonfeeding and don't be so new next time

>>389427396
>>389426805

It's a meme from /fit/ where an old, now gone trip nicknamed tiny (Tinytrip, a 5'3" super jacked manlet) responded to an ass post with "Pls be in London". The ass was later found to belong to a dude and the meme stuck and became:

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

By using the term, you're asking that the person "Pls be in my general location" which was London for Tiny.

>>389426981
how hard is it to install 4chanx

>>389427574
>>389427689
I never expected anyone to actually explain it, thanks anons now I can shitpost more efficiently like all of you.

>5'3
>Britbong
Makes me feel better about being 5'7 and living in the North American continent

>>389427908
Please lurk for a while, honestly. It gets memed around a lot but you need it. I can tell you're new just by the way you type.

>>389427908
Time to eat that shoe, my dude

>>389428676
He doesn't type that differently from me and I've been here for a decade. You don't have to drink the kool aid to post here.

>>389428676
My man if it's a meme from /fit/ and I'm a fat fuck vidya playing virgin don't expect me to browse that board.
I've been here since 2012 but I swear on my mother that I haven't seen that posted before 2016.

>>389428745
You fags never stated WHEN it became a meme, offer has expired :^)

>>389428782
Everyone becomes a cynical piece of shit after being here long enough. It's not really something you can avoid.

>>389420489
I turn it off.

6 foot 5, 220ibs, black. Literally get all the hoes (and traps) when I speak in-game. All the crackers be hatin because my dick is bigger than there's.


OP, you need to man the fuck up you fucking faggot.

>>389429030
Not necessarily. I went through that phase and came out the other side.

>>389428963
You're trying too hard.

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>>389420489
I avoid multiplayer games

>>389425592
Literally this

I can only comfortably talk to people online when I'm at least buzzed a little. My heart literally sinks when I join a heist on gta online and I see "party invite" pop up

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>tell someone they're shit at the game
>"well you sound gay"

>>389421165
This is the correct answer

>>389427689
Thank you.

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>have a deep voice
>have this faggot slut tagging along and nagging me to get on voice so he could fap to it

Gays are so thirsty, I swear

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>>389420489
I'm mexican.

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>go onto server
>try to engage with teammates
>every is dead silent
>no one ever talks
>feels like I'm playing with bots
Screw you boring "s-s-s-so shy <:3c" pricks. I don't give a shit if you have the gayest lisp in the world, get over it and use the damn voice chat. I even personally defend shitkickers who crap on people for having slightly feminine voices because holy moly the soul-killing lifeless death space of a game with no people in it is far more horrifying than some dude who pronounces his S's differently.

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>>389429457
Have you tried using the "block" option?

>>389429464
>Living in Mexico
>Not developing fluent English to make other Mexicans feel insecure about their broken English
>Not knowing the feel of accomplishment when other Mexishits tell you to "Fuck off back to Burgerland" when you've never even visited that shithole
Pleb.

>>389429081
My point is that eventually you stop caring, and you stop putting this shitty place on a pedestal. You don't need to know forced memes, it doesn't matter. You can tell newer people because they still find that shit exciting.

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>Play online
>Connect your headset
>Try to talk
>Everybody is in a private party or literally just playing without mic
>You will never have banter on voice chat with strangers like in 2007 ever again
I don't want to accept that time passes, I want to go back to 2000-2010 and stay trapped in the same decade forever.

>>389429731
Oh, yeah I agree. But I also think some people genuinely enjoy the memes as disgusting as that idea is to me. I bet there are people who have been here for around a decade who regularly toddpost.

>>389429624
*defend against shitkickers

>>389420489
By typing if I need to communicate. I do use voice once in a while but that's if I'm seriously playing or shitposting with other dumb memers. If it's just casual play I don't bother talking much.
For the record, I am told I am so stereotypically white-sounding it's funny. I just roll with it.

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>>389429970
>Typing
You should know already that P C u c k s are not welcome here and they have their own containment threads.

Fuck off

>>389429792
My mouse has two binds. One for Discord and the other for in-game mic. If I'm playing a team game that requires actual co-operation and timing I'd use it to issue requests, commands or asspats.

>>389430058
There are keyboards for consoles as well.

>>389429837
I hate meme culture. What's worse is that it's now the same 4-5 on an endless repeat.

>>389429837
>I bet there are people who have been here for around a decade who regularly toddpost.
Fuck you faggot, Toddposting is actually interesting OC as opposed to most of the lazy shit we get nowadays.

>>389431489
Mocking Elder Scrolls has been on 4chan almost constantly since 2006. Pasting his face on a new set of shoulders is not OC.

>>>/bant/

>>389431615
My point is that it takes some semblance of effort as opposed to the retarded shit that gets posted here nowadays.
Not to mention it provides some levity from the monotonous shitposting that plagues the board (and has for the past 8 or 9 years).

>>389420489
I don't play online garbage.

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>>389420489
>Have high pitched girl voixe
>Party member says I sound like his sister

>>389431869
It's low-effort (you) bait. I prefer actual discussion, or at least mosaic/MSpaint HUD threads since they're entirely OC

>>389431446
Yeah, it gets driven into the ground really fast.

>>389431489
It's really not that funny. And look at shit like the "no way fag" thing. That was driven into the ground in mere hours.

Memes are unfunny by their nature because a joke gets less funny when it's repeated.

>>389432083
Be a little less of a fag and post source.

With a Switch, it's hard to use voice chat with a system with no support for such a thing.

>>389429378
I do this every day even if they don't sound gay :^)

retarded teammate: "Hey anon get in voice chat", me: "go fuck yourself"

Works for me.

>>389432465
FUCK YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

>in voice chat with a girl
"wow I love your voice anon"

Tfw too lazy to talk to people so refuse to use voice
It's honestly too much effort to speak

>>389432707
Then stop being mean to me when I'm shit at a 9 year old dead game, gayboy

God I hate the obsession with voicechat, I want to play my god damn video game in peace, not listen to 13 year-olds screeching at me, 99% of the time the ((((((communication)))))) is unneeded anyways.

>>389429792
fuck you this made me so fucking sad you piece of shit

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sissy white boi thread?

>>389433415
>mfw boi means bull in my language

I use voice chat if I feel like it. I only avoid it if there are annoying cunts already using voice chat. Use skype to talk with my mate when we play.

>>389429624
>feels like I'm playing with bots
sounds perfect, the only reason I even play online games is because AI can't (yet) mimic the way players play, fuck socializing, that's not why I play video games.

>>389420489
>scared to talk online
>no problem talking to people in real life

wild.

>>389434020
I too know those feels.

>>389427689
Stop spoonfeeding newfags. I uses to not say this insufferable shit but this is getting too fucking bad

Blasting distorted overdriven anime music over my channel.

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>set up voice chat with the boys
>"alright are you ready?"
>everyone says yes except for one
>dead silence
>"dude are you there"
>still silence
>"can yo-"
>"cABBZZN YOBBBZZU HEEBBBZZAR MEBZZ NOBZZZZZZZW?"

>>389434020
>>389434060
I will never understand it. It's so much easier online. Even if you make an ass out of yourself it hardly matters since you'll never be looking that person in the eyes anyway.

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>>389434275

>>389434351
I don't understand it either it's like some reverse autism where I like too see body and facial expressions. Video chat is hard for me too for some reason.

>>389433415
>find doujin
>there is no sissy white boi
You fucker.
https://hentai2read.com/zombie_chan_no_ohakamairi/1/

Do I sound like a fag? https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rRN2UvjoHD

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>>389434656
sorry

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>>389435280
A hundred percent

>>389435543
Thanks ;)