Well, are we excited? Looks like fun.

>>389382949
The new Senran Kagura comes out on the 22nd so if I want to play a shit game I'll play that. Post the webm dude, you know that's all this thread is going to be.

>>389382949
Jew kike shill

>>389382949
I don't know. I couldn't get past the tutorial.

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>>389382949
yes. im excited for yet another "le dark souls of" style game XD

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848Y1Uu5Htk&t=93s

Is there anything left you get excited for? When do you lost your joy? Me and my gf can't wait to play the coop.

>>389383694
I get excited for games that don't take nine hundred years to release and STILL look like shit.

>>389382949

I'd buy it if it were on PS4 - looks more of a console game than a PC romp. So far it looks and sounds beautiful, but the SHMUPing seems bland and repetitive.

>>389385730
I DON'T UNDERSTAND

>We
Kill yourself
I am personally

>>389382949
>>389383428
for brevity's sake

>spent almost 7 minutes out of 26 in the tutorial
>spent the rest dying on the first level like a retard
>couldn't even get HALFWAY through the first fucking level

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l59MaLXJ2-Q

PATHETIC

For those actually interested in the game one of the devs said there are 4 maps in the game in a recent gameplay preview

>>389382949
I'll probably get it.

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>>389382949

no online co op no buy

>>389387980
i really like this video

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>>389387980

Will this run on toasters I wonder? All I have right now is an old laptop.

>>389387980
Who was this?

>>389387830
Did they show any other maps besides the candy one and the forest one?

>>389388528
Nope. the demo was a carnival platforming stage and the cuckoo bird boss. My guess is the last two maps will be a city and a cave/underworld

>>389387980
pigeons are smarter than most people give them credit for

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>>389387980
Someone send this shit to Dean.

>>389382949
Count me hyped. The game looks fantastic.

>>389382949
I'm excited but I'm waiting for a physical release

>>389388948
>4 maps
>30 bosses
That's about 7 bosses per map, right?

>>389387980
masterpiece tier.

>>389389649
It was originally ONLY bosses, so yeah you should expect a lot

isn't this the game with the impossible-tier tutorial level?

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>>389387980
to be fair, that pigeon was able to push the block closer in order to elevate itself closer to the food. it didnt have to jump from a fixed point and THEN air dash

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>>389390075
Shut up, Dean

>>389387980
>after what felt like a long time the bird finally figures it out
>go to close webm
>still well over 20 seconds before dean gets it
FUCK

>>389390075
The bird didn't have a tutorial with words literally saying how to complete the action.

>>389390075
the pidgeon didn't present itself as a "professional pidgeon food grabber, with 15 years of pidgeon food grabbing experience"

>>389383201
So, you saw that webm of some idiot not being able to follow instructions, and you assumed the game is shit, instead of just laughing at his incompetence.
What the fuck is wrong with you, son?

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>>389390281
>The bird didn't have a tutorial with words literally saying how to complete the action.
how do you know? the tester could have been telling it what to do

>>389390075
It's not supposed to mirror the situation, you know this very well. Begging for angry replies isn't healthy, Billy.

>>389390629
>>389390281
It was probably conditioned to solve these stupid puzzles since its birth.

>>389387980
>the Dark Souls of food-reaching

>>389390816
>It was probably conditioned to solve these stupid puzzles since its birth.
unlike Dean

>>389387980
to be fair we don't know if the pigeon had previous training

>>389390075
mitigated by having a brain 1% the size of a human brain

>>389390075
IT'S A PIGEON

>>389383428
why does people even play hard games anyway? look at this shit what the fuck
just cancel this shit already

>>389382949
>Well, are we excited
Make your own decisions, retard.

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>>389390075
To be fair, the pidgeon didn't had arrows along with direct written instructions fixed in a screen.

>>389392039
IVE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIGEON MORTY

>>389391228
Wouldn't it just fly or jump up for the food if that were the case

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>>389383428
that footage, he didnt even reach a boss

>>389392192
lulz

>>389387980
LEGENDARY. This will go down in history as the image to show people that defend games journalism.

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>>389385730
"analogue stick"??? "BUTTONS"??? what the FUCK is this all supposed to mean

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>>389385730
WHAT THE FUCK IS A DIRECTION?!

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>>389387980
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>>389382949
I mean the art and presentation is cool but frankly I'm not a big enough fan of the genre. I can tell fans of the genre will feel the same even if the difficulty looks a little on the lower end.

>>389383428
yes

Mostly because of >>389383428

>>389385730
What the fuck they actually expect people to follow these complex directions? Yet another example of the elitist gamer attitude that seems hellbent on stopping inclusion and keeping the less skilled out. God, I can't even.

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>>389387980
>Calling this guy "birdbrain" is demonstrably a compliment.