Left or right?

>>389374210
Neither. I don't fuck cold metal.

Right for the suck, left for the fuck.

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>>389374210
Middle

>>389374210
The one with the big ass

>>389374210
A2 any day.

>>389374210
why not both

2B because I'm not a hipster and there's a reason she sold the game

>>389374210
>nier autoundertale

A2 is a miracle of the universe.

>>389374210
right
would all day tell her she looks cuter with long hair

Left is for 9S.
Right is for 042.

I'd rather take the shota instead.

Anyone else such a mindless Nier drone such as me and pre-ordered the Concert Blu Ray yesterday as soon as they heard of it?

>>389374661
The only right choice.

>>389374210
right.

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>>389374334
>Not the superior Onii-chan.

>>389374210
Short haired A2 > 2B > Long haired A2

>>389374737
I'm planning to do so in the future.
It's basically an epilogue of game events reinforcing the happy ending.

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>>389374949
>choosing dumb shounen instead of cool dad

>>389374210
2B is best girl.

>>389374949
>Canonically took it in the ass to support his sister

Anyone else feel weird getting boners to the androids after all the stuff that happens to them in the later endings?

>>389375045
Nier's story is much stronger with a brother version because it makes ending D much more understandable while father would obviously take ending C instead.

>>389374210

A2 doesn't wear a tanktop, it's her human skin plating that's been ripped off that just happens to resemble a tanktop.

>>389374210
I prefer not shoving my cock into a vise.

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>>389375142
I don't even view them as sexual objects, i just want them to be happy.

>>389375347
>Implying they don't have artificial vaginas

>>389375380
Too bad they'll never be happy in Taro's universe.

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>>389374949
I see you're a man of taste.

>>389375594
Well, I mean
Ending E is suppossed to be the true ending, and it's very happy desu.

>>389374973
Patrician choice

>>389375594
The last mention of 2B and 9S was in sinoalice collaboration and there she sees a nightmare about fighting machines but awakens and sees a sleepy face of 9S, confirming that they are close together after game events which is an ultimate happy end for both of them.
Despairfags on suicide watch.

>>389375861

Link

>>389376071
http://theworsttale.tumblr.com/post/164707374951/weapon-story-virtuous-contract

>>389375861
Nier: Automata itself has a happy ending for all of them. If you get to ending E, they show how their memories were storaged by the pods, and they started to reconstruct the three of them with the pieces they found.

>>389374210
Right because my onee fetish is fucking powerful.

>>389376214
I'm talking about events that follow ending E but ultimately it's even more of a happy ending than ending E itself because it's confirmed that both of them managed to wake up and sleep together after game events.

>>389374210
Why did YoRHa design them to look like that?

>>389376446
Because YoRHa was created by a nerd android then kickstarted by the very first 9S prototype who is a horny teenager to boot.

>>389376446
The director of the game said he really likes girls, it's really that simple

>>389376446
Devola and Popola were pure and they fucked everything up, so they decided only slutty bots could keep the world going

>>389376446
Androids units supposedly resemble their creators.

>>389376446
Robutts are obsessed with hyoomins.
Want to look like really nice-looking hyoomins.

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>tfw

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>>389374949
>not going for the Nier Family Headcanon

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Show feet

Left, literally 100Kg of ass.

>>389376985
Shinjiako
Alehni Fatalliha
Zumeri
Koni minshaloooooo

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>>389376985
Devola and Popola deserve a happy ending.

>>389374210
The girl on the right looks like someone made for consentual cuddling in the evening and having me whisper in her ear how much I love her

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>>389374210
the concept of left and right no longer exists here.

>>389377330
*kills itself over a silly dispute*

>>389374210
? they look completely the same with different haircuts and a blindfold

>>389377373
>3 days later resurrects and ascends into heaven
n2 confirmed jesus

>>389377449
That's because one of them is based on another.

>>389377203
Song of the Ancients is god's gift to video game music

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>>389377449
One's slightly angstier.

>>389377485
Nah, it's a God.
9S is a Jesus, game throws around a lot of angelic allusions connected to him, like getting crucified, the fact he's surrounded by angelic script while hacking or the fact his pod's number is a direct throwback to one of the omens after Jesus' resurrection

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>>389377485
Don't think they need 3 days.

If any trace of them is left on the ark and A2 doesn't pull the plug on it.

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Obviously

>>389374210
To kill?
Both!

>>389377773
They are on the Ark, 9S sees them in his vision and he was directly connected to it.
Also D stay into E is a canon ending, so Ark has left the planet.

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>>389374210
>people won't shut up about android arse
>no appreciation for android midriff

>>389378806
They most likely have the same exact model, but for some reason I think A2's arse is really perfect while I don't appreciate 2B's that much