HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>>389368049
WHEN HIS HAIRLINE WAS STEADFAST

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WE ALREADY HAD THIS THREAD 2 DAYS IN A ROW

>>389368049
TO REPOST THIS THREAD EVERYDAY

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>>389368214
>>389368603
>>389368770
HE'D RATHER HAVE

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welcome to the balding general
feel free to post your stories

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>>389368991
IT'S NOT

>>389368049
Where did the hair go?

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>>389368991
>>389369181
FAIR

>>389368049
SO YOU CAN SEE HIS WIFE GETTING FUCKD IN THE ASS BY A GIGANTIC CLOCK AND THEN FORCE HIM TO LICK HER ANUS AFTER THE BULL FINISHES

KEKCUKCUKCUKCUKCUKCUKCUKEK

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>>389368049
Say it with me now

TOO

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>>389369261
BACK TO THE PAST

>>389369459
Hbombergoy?

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this is AVGN during his peak. you may not like it, but this is what a perfect male specimen looks like

>tfw hair thinning

t-thanks dad

>>389370916
You mean mom

do girls ACTUALLY give a shit about hair? i see tons of hot girls with shaved head guys all the time.

>>389371303
Its all about the money and personality. Alot of girls say I look better bald instead of long hair.

>>389368603
>browses /v/ everyday

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>>389371064
>dad is full hair mode
>grandpa from dad side full hair
>grandpa from mom side full hair
>but motherfucking uncle from mom side is bald
he had several brain strokes, diabetes and weighted 200kg his whole life
am I fucked?

>>389368049
Why do we have these shitty threads every fucking day? Have you not ever seen a balding man or something?

>>389371576
It skips a generation. Your lucky.

>>389371554
>doesnt browse /v/ everyday all day
fuck off normalfag,go play overwatch or witcher 3

>>389371554
All of the day bro.

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>>389371807
miek and ryan

>>389371920
tell me this is true motherfucker
don't raise my hopes in vain

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>>389368991
>tfw lovely hairline and no recession in the genepool

>>389371920
>It skips a generation. Your lucky.
Am I in fit? what is with all this broscience

>>389372098
I dont get it

>>389372057
yes

>>389372057
All males will lose their hairline and experience levels of baldness with age. It's a genetic lottery as to whether it happens earlier in life.

>>389369572
*Untermensch

>>389368991
My hairline is worse than james's and I'm only fucking 21

>>389372046
Mike its itching to take over the channel huh?

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>dad has hair
>older brother has hair, no signs of balding
>grandpa from dad's side has hair
I'll be fine, right?

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>>389373615
what about your mum's side anon?

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Why did Mike have such an obsession with Inspector Gadget?
Was it a sexual fetish?

>>389368991
Entered twenties, got a bald spot on the back of my head, shaved it off.

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>>389373609
its only a matter of time

>>389373615
baldness is female-inherited

>>389368049
>pic has a little less hair each time its posted

this amuses me

>>389373828
both Mike and James did Inspector Gadget parody videos after a vid they did together that showcased the SMB Super Show DVD menu (which featured Gadget).

No clue why James's Gadget video is never discussed.

>>389369607
yo what the fuck is going on here

>>389373716
I'm not sure, I never saw my other grandpa and my mom doesn't talk about him much
so that means I'm fucked, huh?

>>389373609
He already did

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>389374414
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Neeeeeerd.

>>389368991
>start balding at 23
>say fuck it and just shave my head
>got a great beard
>tfw everyone tells me that I look really good bald and probably wouldn't look better with hair

>>389368049
Ugly as fuck

>>389374585
How are you built? I'm sure the bearded-bald combo looks especially better on dudes in good shape.

>>389368049

That legit looks better than the puff of thin hair he's got going on. He should just shave it all off. No shame in admitting you're not in your twenties anymore and giving up on your hairline.

>>389371576
No because baldness coming exclusively from your mum is a myth.

>>389369394
James is uncucked after triggering all the sjw's over Ghostbusters. Put someone else there.

>>389374585
>tfw shit beard but no baldness
get fucked baldies

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Your website is mine now

>>389374920
this.

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>>389374940
And Mike has Gadget.
Pottery.

>>389374869
Took ages for Doug Walker to finally do that but I'm glad he finally did.

>>389368991
>21
>have thick hair with plenty of volume that grows insanely fast
>have to get it cut every 3 months before it gets too long but lazy

Feels good.

dead fucking meme
OP loves sucking nigger cock

>>389372057

It's not true. My dad went bald and I held onto all the hope I could. My dad's the only male on his side with a bad head of hair. It skips a generation. You get baldness from your mom's side.

Truth is it's a dice roll that family history may sway in your favor. If it goes you'll get over it. Maybe it'll keep you from getting laid occasionally, but in that case it's like a gift that keeps grossly superficial women out of your life.

>>389375298
>in that case it's like a gift that keeps grossly superficial women out of your life
I like to think that about my manletism

I've gotten laid and have no idea how though

>29
>Not bald
>Every time I shower I surprise myself with the hair on the floor
>I only have medium hair, comparable to Harry Potter

Downsides? Having mixed curly wavy hair is a nightmare if you wanna look presentable. It can be kept straight if you never look up or down.

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>>389368049

He wishes someone would take HIM back to the past

>>389368837
A BALDING HEAD

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>>389368049
>https://twitter.com/cinemassacre/status/903658061545517062
He just had a second kid. Give the man a break you spergs

>>389375841
He did or is it his wife's baby?

>>389376036
upvoted XD

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>>389376093
Downvoted

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>no balding on both sides of family
>father + uncles on both sides all have thick beautiful hair into 40's
>had a full head up until early twenties
>proceed to lose almost all of it at 26 and just barely holding on

seriously fuck this gay earth

>>389368991
>Look in the mirror last night and nearly shit myself when I see a huge bald spot
>My hair just fell to each side of the central part in it, so I could see my scalp
>Thatsarelief.jpg
>wait
>My hairline looks like it's receding like a motherfucker
>Go and compare my hairline to others', it's the same for everybody
>Also I'm used to longer hair so I haven't seen my hairline much

I am so confused.

>>389376193
it's the computer radiation, happened to me ass well

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>everyone complaining about their hair
>meanwhile I got fat in my 20s and lost my chin
>my hair is also thinning
think I'll just replace my scalp with a woman's soon

>>389375841
Isn't his wife almost 40?
How is she not barren?

What was this thread about again? Can't hear you under my luscious locks

>>389377138
Fuck off bootsy

>>389376176
crossvoted

>>389375841
dumb weeb
get back in your con/a/inment board. you don't belong here.

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>>389374585
they're lying to you anon. What do you expect your friends to say to you when you have shit genes and bald at such an early age. Would you rather they tell the truth and make you consider suicide or lie? Hairlets when will they learn

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>>389377421
>tfw bootsy was your favorite of the AVGN cast and he got kicked for no good reason

I wish I had a bro like bootsy

>>389369181
That guy is a fucking cunt.

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Reminder to not breed if you bald before your 30's. Would you want your children to bald at such an early age and suffer the same fate?At least by their 30's they should have a wife or be in a serious relationship so it doesn't matter if they bald

>>389378243
>that gif

this is my phobia

>>389368049
haha I loooove e-celeb advertising threads. The board would be too gamey without them.

>>389375179
I used to be you anon but then I turned 25. My barber used to comment on how it's so strong and lush there's no way I'm going bald. She lied.

>shave head
>get /fit/
>get some sun
>wear hat

gee that was fucking hard, god /v/ is full of pussies

>>389378332
biter is just curious anon

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>tfw 25 and no signs of baldness

>>389375629
>tfw 27 yo bald, fat, manlet

I'm basically the malformed older brother of Caillou whom they locked in a shed.

>>389378332
same, ever since I was a teen and I was circled by a shark at the beach I can't stand being in open water because my mind races with thoughts of all the creatures that are waiting for me out there

>>389368991
Hairline's still fine, though it's noticeably thinning. I had to get a drain strainer just to keep the hair from clogging the pipes.

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>>389378535
Enjoy it while it last I had a full head of hair till my mid 30's and sometimes I wake up and forget I'm bald. I had hair down to my ass ever since I was a teen so its hard to get used to it not being there anymore

>>389368991

>light male pattern baldness but still enough vibrant hair that people still think I look like an 18 year old

Asian don't crack.

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I really should stop coming to these threads

>>389376726
That's how my balding started. I don't have a receding hairline, it's just getting thinner and thinner on top.

First signs were me looking in the mirror after a shower and thinking "Does my hair look odd? Is it thinner than it used to be? Nah, I'm imagining it because my hair is wet and parted to both sides instead of uniform like when dry." I dismissed it for about a year because it was so subtle until it hit me I was not imagining it.

What's even the point of hair? it doesn't do anything, it grows to ridiculous lengths, you gotta pin int behind the ear so it doesn't blind you, and most people lose it gradually anyway.
like, why.

i'm long haired btw

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>>389378035
He was a stupid Hillary supporter

>>389376176
dumb fucking frog poster

>>389378797
>tfw great features and generally good looking besides hairline

on the one hand it sucks, but the fact that it happens to nearly every guy at some point is quite comforting

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>>389378765
this, Why is it that certain races usually bald at a much later age than other races. The only balding people I knew in high school were white kids and every asian had a full head of hair. Lucky bastards

>>389378048
too real for you? pussy boy

>>389378867
>caring about politics when Jews rule America behind the scenes anyways

I just want to play some vidya with bootsy

>>389378763
Why the hell did reading this make me go check my hair in the mirror. I have long hair down to my butt as well I can't imagine it not being there anymore its been this way since middle school and now I'm 24

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>>389379234
On the other hand Asians almost never god bald with dignity when they do go bald instead resorting to a combover which looks fucking abysmal

>>389379234
funny that you say that cause most asian guys I know are balding as fuck

the only race with lower balding rates would be blacks I would think, but even then that might just be because black people generally look the same bald as they do with hair

>being worried about balding when you're just going to shave it off and wear a wig so you can crossdress more easily anyway
You've got priorities, remember /v/?

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>>389379373
He's the one who brought up politics, Mike wanted none of that shit so he kicked his ass out

>>389379579
>middle school
did you get bullied? genuinely curious

>>389379234
How pathetic do you have to be to be jealous of tiny dick chinks?

>>389369459
It is just impossible for that little turd to not cut the most pathetic figure imaginable.

>>389374585
This is what's happening to my friend.
Immediately after high school, it was like he was injected with testosterone and his hairline was receding but he had a thick full, italian beard.

Meanwhile, I have a lot of hair, no signs of baldness so far, but my facial hair is decent, I can only do a Jontron styled beard/longer version of Snake in MGS2.

What the hell?

>>389378535

Same until 28. You're never really safe unless you clear 35

>>389379695
Nothing past light hair pulling by female classmates

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He shaved it off tho

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>>389379618
>crossdressing past a certain age

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>>389379594
>the only race with lower balding rates would be blacks

Not really. In any case the balding gene is a blight originated by the cucks in europe and the middle east.

>>389368603

See you here tomorrow

>>389380382
>implying that matters when you're a degenerate

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Why did Mike take this photo?

>>389368049
and suck Mike's dick and bf Ryan's ass

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brother is 31 and has perfect hair. I was receding at 22. fuck it.

>>389368991
>notice some hair loss on sides at like 19
>stop using shampoo everyday. use it like once a month
>4 years later no hair loss

>>389379624
context of this gif

TO WHEN THE HAIR ON HIS SCALP WAS VAST

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>>389378332
Imagine if sharks could fly through the air

>be walking home at night
>hear something in the treetops
>turn to trees
>a tail hushes through the leaves
>start running
>have keys in your hand
>finally get to house
>see a shadow coming closer from the mist
>hands are shaking
>drop keys
>bend to get it
>look back up - it's gone
>quickly open door, slam it
>lock your three locks
>fall back to the door, relieved
>see kitchen
>lightbulb is wobbing
>left the balcony door is open
>shatter.wav
>hear sounds from bedroom.
>get knife from kitchen, stumble through corridor
>you are sweating all over, drops are hitting the ground
>slowly open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur