>he picked charmander

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>he plays pokemon

Charmander is the chad choice. Everyone that picked him went on to become big dick chad CEOs. Bulbasaur picks are welfare queens and Squirtle users became beta providers.

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>>389359173
>being a dumb frogposter

>>389359089
I always pick the Fire Starter.
Fight me.

>>389359193
>Charmander is the chad choice

Sure thing beta. Charmander pickers were betas who thought they were being chads

>b-but muh starting difficulty

>>389359292
>posting anime

Strike two

>>389359357
>so autistic you can't Scratch Onyx away like a Chad
Lol, kill yourself, my good man.

>>389359351
I hate your kind

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I like dragons.

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>>389359089
>>389359193
>>389359357
>playing pokemon
>chad

>>389359558
>>389359351
fire starter are always best !
i know its the easy way even eich says in one editoin but i cant help it. it has to be

>>389359691
T. Moba neckbeard

Go to your own board you faggots. Get the fuck out

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>>389359089
I picked Squirtle, don't look at me. Water starters are my go to.

>>/vp/

Get out

>>389359808
You're alright, I'm a grass main

>>>/vp/

>>389359861
look at this newboy

>>>/vp/ is that way sweetie. Now fuck off.

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>>389359089
Well then I'll pick squirtle

>pokemon gets their own board
>doesnt use it

Leave please.

>>389359089
And I pick you big boy.

>First boss is rock
>Second boss is water.

Bulbasaur is the thinking man's choice

>>389359089
>not picking chadmander
>impliying chads wouldn't pick fire aka the agressive element

>>389359970
It was made for Pokegirl threads.
The video game can still be discussed on /v/.

pokemon isnt allowed here. Stay in your autism containment board please.

>>389359970
>not posting best vidya in vidya board

>>389360061
May I see your documents on this?
As I'm pretty sure it was made to cut on all pokethreads as they where overwhelming the board.
Same with the other 2 /v/ boards

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Since we are cross board posting here,

CLOP!

>go to /vp/
>suddenly i hate pokemon now

Ok. Im sorry.

>Choosing any G1 Starters
LMAO

>>389360293
>Wearing your kink in public
Oh my~

>>389359691
welcome to reddit, everything i like is chad and dislike is virgin now

>>389360293
Wew

>>389360448
At the end of the day, Reddit really is just a pallet swap isn't it?

>>389360293
how does that work? nigh-invisible heels or something? or is that lower level tip-toeing?

>>389360613
Tip toes

>>389360613
>lower level tip-toeing?
yes

what's the earliest fire type in gen 1 if you don't pick charmander? grass show up pretty early so fuck bulbasaur, bubble from beating misty can be taught to a rattata, but what's the early fire?

>>389360613
Its just like walking in heels. The weight is all on your toes.

>>389360293
why does every mlp faggot have the same dresscode? Do they mention this at the end of every episode?

>>389360846
vulpix is mid in the game

>>389359357
THIS.

In the remakes they even gave Charmancucks Metal Claw to beat Brock! So sad!

>>389360870
No, loose clothing is just comfortable, and they're the sort of people who tend to be more self indulgent.

>>389360846
Vulpix/Growlithe after Rock Tunnel

>>389360293
>tail

>>389360395
source

>>389360293
what's up with wal-mart and freaks

>>389361006
and is having hair to your ass also comfortable?

>>389361634
Well have you tried it?

>>389361634
Why, that's just a butt plug my young man.

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>>389361517
Wakarimasen lol

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>>389361634
The fur isn't the uncomfortable part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_8htiBjTCY
I'd be fuming if none of them picked bulbasaur.

>>389359691
this

>>389359089
>>>/vp/

>>389360293
>start from top to bottom
>"umm whats wrong wit.. "
my sides

>>389360868
This is not even accurate. 100% of your weight isn't on your toes in high heels.

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>>389359089
the chad self portrait

>>389361769
That's rather nice packaging for something so repulsive.

>>389360293
>american walmart
of course

>>389361782
wtf the 2nd kid isnt a baby more like a toddler

mericans dont know the difference?

>>389362092
This is kinda cute in a dorky way.

>>389362185
you're kinda cute in a dorky way
fag

>>389362162
merican's don't really care when it comes to exploiting them for youtube views.

>>389362275
Oh anon kunchansamasan

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>>389361769
>tfw no dog girl gf

>>389359351
you are me, other than the original (blue) cause I traded via link cable for all the starters and a pikachu.

>>389359392
>getting mad at anime on yotsuba&! chan
implying I will read your reply.

>>389362162
I suppose it's to contrast.

>>389362275
damn, I already had this sentence in my head before i scolled town ;_;

>>389359089
>The Virgin Trainer
>Uses his favorites
>Has a HM slave he only takes out of the PC for specific puzzles
>Levels everyone up equally
>Unironically plays minigames like the Game Corner, Contests and Pokemon-Amie

>THE CHAD-PION
>Party consists of nothing but his starter and a bunch of random 'mons he caught
>Has never seen an EXP Share in his life
>Gives his starter all the HM moves
>Abuses his Pokemon by feeding them bitter medicines and smacking them in Amie

>>389359089
Mattpat chose Squirtle. And made a video arguing for it's superiority.

You aren't like Mattpat, are you?

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>>389362989
>the facebook meme

GRASS type all day lmao

>>389363234
wtf I hate memes now

I want to play a pokemon game but I can only emulate.
Tell me which one to play, preferably one with singleplayer post-game content.

>>389363413
You're not supposed to genuinely like them. They're supposed to be amusingly stupid. Stupid.

>>389363540
Emerald or Platinum.

>>389363625
With Moemon patch

>>389363540
Platinum.

>>389363540
prism

I only played gold and sun Picked cindaquil and rowlet

Im with the cool guys?

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Friendly reminder that if you picked Bulbasaur then you picked casual babby mode.

>>389363540
plat

>>389359248
Still charmander, toppest tier choice and can yank on that ponytail.

>>389363887
>Trusting guidebook Oak

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>>389363770
If you must...

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>>389362482
>I wll read your reply to tell you that I wont read your reply
Strike three, OUT

>>389359970
Point out the global rule that says Pokemon may only be discussed in /vp/.

Don't worry, I'll wait.

>>389363969
>91 posts
>43 posters
Why is pokebarneyfag so autistic?

Ah fuck, it happened again. Thought I was on /b/, happens too often when I browse /v/. Then sometimes I'll be browsing a game thread in /b/ and think I'm on /v/.

>>389363958
But he was right in this case.
The first and second gym are week to grass.

>>389359089
>Not trading with your friend so both of you have all three starters
>Not then storing the starters and starting your Pokeymon journey with a Pidgey

>>389363969
that was my first post, get the fuck off the ballpark obvious trollbait newfag.

>>389359193
>Implying anybody knew that the charmander run was more dificult
I was 9 when I got it and none of my friends knew that the first gym leader was rock-ground... we didn't even know fire was weak to ground.

>>389359691
Chad wasn't born 16 years old you retard

>>389364073
A broken clock is right twice a day.

>>389364112
Spoken like a true virgin.

>>389364160
Fair

When I was a kid I was so retarded that I picked Charmander and spent like two hours grinding it up to evolve into Charmeleon and brute force Brock with Ember instead of just catching another Pokemon

>>389363964
When every Pokemon is a cute anime girl you find yourself using shit you'd never even think of before. It's the only reason I remember Lumineon exists.

Who's your favourite pornstar?

Gotta be Annette Schwarz for me

>>389364292
What if I'm totally indifferent to cute anime girls?

>>389364374
Then you're not a loser like me and can enjoy the game normally

>>389364374
Finish that freaky bara patch you've planned for ages and be the best you you can be.

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>>389364070
>browsing /b/ any time after 2005

>>389364184
>never played Pokemon as a kid
what kind of shithole did you grow up in?

>>389364097
So was mine, wanna sext? Send me kik

>ctrl+f mudkip
>0 results
literally the only correct choice

>>389365421
Begone old memer. Haunt these halls nevermore.

>>389364261

I do that with every rpg, that's why I don't like them, there's no challenge.

>>389365494

>mudkip
>old

>>389366258
Dude. The mudkip meme is over a fucking decade old now.

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>>389366570
>R/S was 14 years ago
TOO FAST TOO FAST!

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>>389365421
>>389365494
>>389366258
>>389366570
>fav pokemons
>can't talk about them because do u liek mudkipz
There's a lack of pokes here, post your favourites.

>>389366907
>>389366570

Shit it's true, I hate how long I've been in here.

My favorite pokemon was totodile, but then someone said it was Scyther so now it is Scyther.

>>389359173
FPBP

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>>389361769
>$67.95

>>389360293

>Looks pretty norm-

>>389364070
well, /v/ is called blue /b/ for a reason

>>389359691
Even Chad played pokemon, get used to it

Squirtle is the white man's starter.