BUY MY GAME YOU BIGOTS!!!!Lets do it boys!
>>389358479
>>389359039
Guarantee this cunt is east yuropoor. That type of logic is exactly the kind of shit they come up with
>>389358479
ONLY 150 PEOPLE ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET OF EARTH ARE PLAYING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW
>breaves in
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHABABA
>>389359327
So in overwatch you can be inbunerable and one shot people? Sounds disinegenuous.
>>389358760
HHAHAH Vavra is so fucking based
http://steamcommunity.com/app/320240/discussions/0/2579854400752216871/
>having the need to pinning a thread about justifying your choice of shady business partners
>having to assure that Randy isn't working on your game
>>389360123
>>389360198
those aren't funny
>>389360526
>stop mocking my writing!
I played the beta and thought it was fine. But never bought it.
It was fun and had a lot of promise. Oh well.
>>389360020
I just read that in claptrap voice it was fuckign hilarious
>>389360471
>guys believe me, Randy has nothing to do with our game!!! trust me and buy the game for $60
Why would anyone team up with gearbox? Boolletstirm HD bombed fucking hard
>>389360584
no the half life one was funny becuase it's what it actually looks like
those two are cringy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4v2LgVlEA>>389358479
>>389358760
>gender neutral bathrooms
Is it meant to sound like some kind of progressive milestone? They already exist, and women don't especially like them for pretty obvious reasons.
>>389360994
>pls respond
Randy is a disgusting shell of a man
I actually thought Lawbreakers looked like fun, too. Is it actually not good or is it like Battleborne, where its bad visual design damns it far more than its unsurprisingly more complex than Overwatch gameplay? Boy did they fuck up with the unlockable buyables for matches, though.
Also, as much as I hate Twitter bullshit Vavra at least makes a good point with that photo.
>>389358830
>using funny angles outside of 4chan
>>389358479
I never understood the context of that pic. Who's taking the picture and why is Randy kneeling? Is he prepping the bull?
>>389361175
Its actually fun, but it has a steep learning curve and most people are not into that, plus, the characters look awful
Give it a try once it goes F2P
>>389358657
>from the capitalist part of my brain I will ignore my main demographic and try to cater to those that don't play video games
>>389361053
>512 people still playing ther original Borderlands
Interesting.
>>389361331
>>389358479
what a fuck up lmao. deserves to lose his career fuck him
>>389361471
1190 actually
>>389361339
Oh the characters look like hot ass. Just ugly in general. The ones that look decent to good also look extremely generic. Also, Brink broke my heart. That game DESERVES the hate. God just seeing that makes me furious.
I'll prbably give it a try when its free though. I tried that PUbbuguh game at a buddy's and wasn't impressed with it over all. It wasn't bad, but considering you have to buy it and it suffers from so many horrible issues, the largest of which is such a heavy emphasis on gunplay, turned me off. So I was hoping at least SOMETHING would come out shooter wise. I don't wanna touch Quake until they fix the rockets.
>>389358957
That dog doesn't deserve such a shitty owner.
>>389359152
>east yuropoor
>having money to buy games
As an east yuropoor I can guarantee you that less than 10-15% of people that play games actually give money.
The rest either play only single player pirateable games or multiplayer ones with private servers like CS 1.6
Poor Randy!
>>389358657
I agree with this to a certain extent. I really don't like most forced diversity but something like overwatch is perfect. It has characters from everywhere but doesn't feel the need to make them ugly. It is like the United Nations. It's a game that takes place internationally so it makes sense to have a lot of different ethnicities.
what genre what this game again?
>>389358957
he used to be cool in GeOW1 era epic games
>>389361983
Cliffy should be bullied twice as hard as Randy
Looking at him acting all edgy n cool nbadassis hilarious
>>389361763
>Oh the characters look like hot ass
You a bigot? Lawbreakers characters look awesome, and they are not oversexualized garbage like the ones in competitive game
>>389358657
Bet that part of his brain is dangling from a rope by now.
>>389362242
>>389362242
>>389362442
That's a man.
>>389358479
So the point here is just poking fun at the player count, right? Because the games themselves really aren't that bad
>>389362137
>multi-choice
>meta-growth
>hobby-grade coop campaing
what the fuck?
>>389362654
Battleborn is genuinely bad, Lawbreakers has the problem of being too samey with a gimmick that isn't nearly as fun as Cliff might think.
>>389362654
>>389358479
>Because the games themselves really aren't that bad
>>389363162
What the fuck is happening? What is that scope?
Anybody else disappointed about how hard lawbreakers flopped?
I wanted a fast shooter and was reasonably interested in lawbreakers. If only Cliffy wasn't adamant about comparing it to overwatch and cramming sjw shit into the game along with cringey marketing.
Somebody add EVOLVE stats, I can't right now.
Thanks in advance.
>>389359912
On Steam*
>>389363346
>implying
Also fuck off randy
Lawbreakers is actually good
Dunno about BB I wouldn't touch that shit because Colonial Marines
>>389362831
Someone needs to change his face to the shit eating smile.
>playing this when Quake Champions is up
L M A O
>>389360653
>Ths devs felt like it is important to point out that randy doesnt interfere with the publishing.
Damn, is his reputation that bad even with devs?
>>389361117
But trannies like them and that's all that counts.
>>389360653
>Randy is not involved day to day with the publishing team
Randy is a CEO, he's not involved "day to day" with anything. Why did they think this would dissuade people?
>>389363281BADASS
>>389363303
here u go
>>389363932
What the fuck happened between February and March of 2015?
>>389363785
Add Sonic in the background going fast
>>389364050
>What the fuck happened between February and March of 2015?
People realized playing hide and seek for 30 minutes was boring as fuck
>>389360123
that's not funny cos it;s kind of true to what happened to brothers in arms
they completly ruined bia
>>389363162
what the fuck? there is so much bullshit happening on the screen for fucks sake no wonder this shit flopped
>>389360526
sup randy hows the whale
>>389359927
what does he mean by hobby grade?
Lawbreakers isn't a bad game mechanics wise, but they really screwed up with its design
>>389359152
i mean he is right, a lot of people would play the game if it didnt have a small playerbase
then again the game isnt free, nobody is going to risk buying it only to get stuck with the turbocucked fanbase waiting all day for a match
how about you give people free keys or offer the choice of a full refund for two weeks after purchase?
>>389364967
More importantly, what the eff does he mean by “meta-growth”?
>>389364679
Isnt that guy on the left the tiny head guy in battleborn?
>>389365321
It's just a bunch of buzzwords, corporate goons love them.
>>389361117
Fake news.
Girls love them because they tend to be one stall bathrooms that you lock the door to and they can take a shit where no one can hear them.
You have obviously never worked in an office with the gender neutral handicap stall.
>>389359537
>his kid's got a dobro at like 10 years old
damn, I wish I'd had rich parents as a kid.
>>389358760
/pol/ btfo
>>389358657
>white guys
>japanese games
So this guy is retarded?
>>389363785
some one should post this to his twitter also change the girl to his girls head
>>389358957
>character rooster
LMAO
>>389358760
Vavra you magnificent bastard
>>389365509
Anon, you need to stop posting.
>>389363785
holy shit!!!
>>389360607
For some reason I read it in Harley Quinn's voice and it was incredibly annoying.
>>389365193
>>389359152
>>389359039
A lot of shit in modern gaming could have been fixed if devs remembered about actual demos.
>>389365910
Im not that guy, but we use gender neutral bathrooms on our office since 2012 andI havent heard a complaint about them from the girlsIm the janitor :(
>>389360471
but is it a good game?
>>389366107
>kickstarter game
>good
heh
>>389360607
It's fucking Janey Springs after the moon landing
>>389361340
don't forget small anon, he ain't no dirty water selling pig
>>389366191
They should be focusing on the entire 2K and not just Gearbox. The only reason why they haven't folded yet is because they own Rockstar.
>>389362442
>>389362242
Straight outta Saints Row
>>389362831
I recognize that IR sex
>>389366254
>presequel
That makes sense, it kinda sounds like bl2 intro tho
>>389366403
>They should add a company that owns Rockstar on deathwatch instead of the company that had its last 3 games (battleborn, dook nukem tranny lover edition and billetsturm) HD flop
>>389366503
Certainly her. Meets us on the moon, we have no oxygen mask, starting suffocating, she just jump-boosts all over the place cracking jokes and being "witty"
>>389358479
Anyone who releases a hero-class multiplayer shooter while Overwatch is still the reigning king of the market is dooming themselves. Unless you're an industry giant like Square Enix with FFXIV, you can't just cut into Blizzard's market like that. It's suicide.
Plus, one point I've brought up before is how undoubtedly one of the defining factors in Overwatch's success was the appealing character designs. Exactly NONE of these would-be Overwatch contenders have that. It's all "we're Overwatch but WE HAVE DIVERSITY AND ALL OUR CHARACTERS ARE FORGETTABLE AND UGLY".
Overwatch has your precious diversity, niggers. And it does it better than you, because it makes everyone (or almost everyone) good looking, so it elevates everyone. Compare that to Lawbreakers which makes everyone equal in ignominy. They want to make Overwatch without sexy females, but Overwatch owes much of its success to the sexy females.
TL;DR: Overwatch will not be dethroned until a superior waifu simulator FPS shows up.
>>389366695
Hahahahahaha oh wow
I feel like a random hobo could be a better CM than whoever is in charge of that account
>>389366496
I always did think that character was from Agents of Mayhem
>>389366829
say what you want about blizzard, they have some top of the line art directors, animators and concept artists. If there's one thing they know how to do is make shit look and feel good to play.
Until you have the sudden realization that their games are just glorified skinner's boxes and feel disgusted at yourself for ever playing them.
>>389366695
Yeah but what happens to Take 2 when Rockstar buys itself?
>>389366829
I dont get it, after battleborn failed, why no one forced Cliff to change his ugly as fuck characters?
Why are they still appealing to social justice warriors when they are a tiny fraction of the market?
>>389367192
Anon, its a deathwatch made for 2017, why would they add a company that owns one of the biggest developers into that list?
Are you gonna expect them to say "yeah, gearbox had its last 3 games bombed, but why dont we listen to Tim, he says that we should add take2 because they might die when rockstar buys itself", is that even close to happen? Was that even a rumour back in january when that list was made?
>>389367237
Look at that picture.
Someone actually thought that people would buy a game with a dude with a head the size of a peanut and an annoying goblin with four arms because, of all things, it's MORE BELIEVABLE than a pretty blonde woman with blue eyes or a cute runner chick with a nice ass.
Literally nobody outside of internet echo chambers care about that. Tracer is in the cover of Overwatch. She's cute. That's it.
>>389366695
Duke Nukem is dead.
>>389362831
kek
>>389366829
>OW
>appealing character designs
WEW, lad
>>389358830
Character rooster
>>389368076
Well, I guess the literal thousands of artist drawing those characters (and no, not just the porn ones), the fact that you can recognize each one of them simply by their silhouette or even an associated symbol (character design 101) and the literal millions of players who never played a multiplayer shooter before and got suckered in by the asses are all wrong because ONE contrarian dude on /v/ wants to show how superior his taste is by claiming that no, Overwatch doesn't have good character design despite quantifiable evidence to the contrary.
>>389358760
ITT /pol/ gets triggered.
>>389366695
>"got balls"
What did Duke mean by this?
>>389358830
>lel i luv teh epic greentext meems outside of the chan!
>Tried Out Battleborn
>Liked the Idea of Moba+FPS but It was a bit slow to my taste
>Tried out Lawbreakers
Lets mix Old-School Quake with Titanfall and Overwatch and JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>389361117
Well john, women love mens bathrooms because the seats arent pissed on like in the womens bathroom.
>>389362831
That fucking dog made me lose.
>>389360862
his problem really is that he replies to everything
why not ignore it, he's a millionaire anyway
>>389359402
fucking e-celebs
>>389364679
holy shit what the fuck is this abomination I am seeing on my screen, please tell me this isn't real
>>389359402
>Cliff: I think your game is sexist and regressive and literally Hitler
>Kaplan: I don't think about you at all
I mean, Overwatch went out of its way to humiliate Battleborn, apparently simply for the giggles, but has it done anything to directly sabotage Lawbreakers outside of being more successful? Probably doesn't even consider the possibility of competition anymore, that ugly jew.
How the fuck are Gearbox still a company?
As much as I hate them but the Bordermeme series is the only thing in recent history that made them money. And 2 was years ago.
PreSequal bombed and they have the telltale piece of the pie I suppose....
also
>reseasing a remaster of a 6 year old game nobody wanted
Randy's one crazy character
>>389369947
>How the fuck are Gearbox still a company?
They exploit the desperate and naively hopeful in a serial fashion.
Gearbox is a vampire.
>>389368720
Wow nice job listing the 101 of character design i guess, and your point is? i mean is not like i think ALL of the characters are bland as fuck, they did a good job with some of the waifus but most of the roster is bland as fuck, Soldier 76??? reaper? torb? hhahahahaha
The sad part of this is when a chinese bootleg manages to make better character designs than a AAA multimilionary studio, oh and without all the idiotic pandering.
There is also the fact that they dont have half the carisma tf2 characterd had.
But hey im just a contrarian on /v/ because aimirite?
>>389362831
Now we need to find a scene where we could realistically position the black man's hand to be petting the dog while fucking the woman and we'll be at maximum cuck
>>389369947
>Borderlands 3 will probably sell a lot, because memesters will still buy it and praise it
>the money they laundered from Sega in Aliens: Colonial Marines probably didn't run dry yet (remember, 3~4 years of money laundering) even with the Battleborn fiasco
>2K doesn't really care about their losses because Rockstar North literally prints money for them
>>389370378
Calm down Randy, you were still able to name more Overwatch characters than I can name Blunderborn characters, and I think that speaks for itself.
>>389369879
>posting this
>overwatch is just as full of SJW pandering as battleAbort
Wew, lad.
>>389370538
>Calm down Randy
And who the fuck said i enjoy that shit game? i didint even mention battleborn in my post a single time.
Fucking /v/ermins.
>>389370378
Wait a second, are you saying Battleborn manages to have "better character designs than a AAA multimilionary studio and without all the idiotic pandering"?
Despite both OW and Battleborn being full of pandering, even if handled differently? Despite OW still being a huge thing no matter how many threads on /v/ about how it's going under next week or next month? Despite Battleborn having less active players than this relatively recent thread has unique IPs?
>defending Battleborn character designs
>tf2 comparisons
>mfw I'm probably responding to Randy Bitchford himself on 4chan right now
>>389359039
>"I'm going to wait for other people to buy the game."
Said no one, ever.
>>389370538
>Phoebe because she's pretty and doesn't deserve this cruel fate
>Orendi, because one dude on /aco/ seems to like her a lot and I visit their drawthread sometimes
That's it. Two characters. That's how many I can name from that asswipe. Anon was right again.
>>389369947
Borderlands 2 made like $300 million. I'm sure they can survive a few blunders.
>>389370928
I don't think bb is the Chinese bootleg considering it was aaa and made in the west
>>389366018
You're doing important work anon
>>389358957
>>389369143
You've clearly never set foot in a men's bathroom if you think the seats are even remotely clean.
>>389370928
You have the reading compression of a potato
see >>389370705
I dont know where you get that impresion since i didint mention battleborn a single time. And yes Battleborn is pretty shitty tell me somehing new.
That said i do think OW is shit, bland character design, inconsistent game mechanics, awful balance, shit map design, etc.
And yeah i mentioned TF2 because most of the problems with the game were fixed in valves game 10 years ago.
>>389363468
>>389362831
>>389358760
>Female restrooms.
>Some of the most disgusting things I've ever had to clean in my life.
>These beta male fucking non-humans want us to share a bathroom.
Eat shit, women are fucking disgusting. I've never been in a girl wash room that wasn't covered in shit and period blood.
>>389367237
>Your game fucking flopped and fell into obscurity in less than a year.
>BUT AT LEAST YOU APPEASED US XD YAAAASS QUEEEENNNNN
I always get a Stargate System lord shit vibe off these people.
>>389371609
>>389371609
>chinese bootleg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1laPqTLHvlw
???
>>389360471
please keep it civil and remember that everyone here (including people from Gearbox) is a human being.
fucking kek
>both randy and cliff have more money that I will ever have in my entire life, so let's shitpost about them
>>389373323
That's nice Cliffy, now how does it feel to be a complete laughing stock?
>>389369073
>Old-School Quake with Titanfall
Sounds kinda cool.
>>389362831
>even the dog is not bother by it as well
>>389362831
>>389372649
>>389359039
>B-buy my game please!
>>389358760
they're called unisex bathrooms god dammit
you a bigot or something, /v/?
>>389375476
But remember Anon sex and gender are different!
>>389367237
Let's be honest, it wouldn't matter what the characters were like. This game was poorly advertised and came into a saturated market late. It was dead on arrival.
The SJW stuff, while amusing, isn't really a huge factor in why it didn't sell.
>>389375658
Of course not, I'm a #proudcuck
>talentless hack's biggest claim to fame is a game that completely stole everything from Kill.Switch 1:1
wow I'm so surprised Lawbreakers is shit
>>389370378
kekekeke you forgot to actually have an argument before you got so triggered kiddo
>>389362831
>>389372649
god damn it /v/
>>389370552
had one comic that showed tracer was a hot, HOT lesbian with a hot gf
yeah what a crime
>>389375330
He says wearing a fucking Mr.Meeseeks shirt
>>389375476
I think progressives forgot about unisex bathrooms entirely.
>>389375760
Salt in the wound.
Humble developers/game directors are far more likeable than ones who brag. When that letter about Symmetra being autistic got out, a fat chunk of people became a little more interested in the game. Good PR moves add up.
Meanwhile, had Kaplan gone down the cliff route: "I have an autistic character in my game(tm)! If you don't treat disabled people with respect, die in a fire. Our game is set in the future, you belong in the past"
Badass
>>389369143
Anon, I hate to tell you this but it's a mark of a manly establishment to have piss-covered everything in the bathrooms. However, do note that it's only female bathrooms that contain blood and feces within the pools of urine.
>>389362242
>>389362442
Motifa
>>389363761
>be clifford the big red hack
>insult and mock a majority of his fanbase
>appeal to less than 1% of the US population
i fucking hate people nowadays insulting the majority while trying to appeal a very small minority. it makes no sense.
>>389378203
>Shit game with 37 mostly negative reviews made by a literally who developer has 3 people playing
I'm truly surprised anon, thanks for showing us this.
>>389378203
>>389358657
>people actually bought this
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HASHTAG SKILL'D AS FUCK GUYS, BUY THE GAME
Why did battleborn have to fail.
Just when i thought i found a new game to become my main game.
>>389358657
What a cuck lmao
>>389378414
Not being happy that it failed. The company left Friday the 13th for this shit
>>389378868
Poor Cliff. He gets the worst of it everywhere he goes.
>>389379840
Because it is visual vomit.
>>389376701
Being a lesbian is degenerate you SJW.
Hard to believe he had gow on his resume
>>389360236
Zenyatta's ult
doomfist rocketpunch
roadhog hook-melee combo (still does 210 damage)
cowboy man flashbang into fan the hammer
geometry teacher and the skill shot of instakill some tanks
ana's sleep dart + grenade + rifle shot + melee
junkrat mine + grenade or trap + grenade or trap + mine
d.va and junkrat ult
>>389382357
Forgetting Widowmaker
>>389360930
>The dark souls of fps
>>389382962
>hates japanese games
>uses Dark Souls as a standard
Is Bazinski retarded? Could he be the new Phil Fish?
>>389383186
American version
>>389382893
Clicking heads takes some skill, and the game has a fuckton of movement or shield abilities, as well as a fucked up head hitbox to not give credit to good widows, since her other abilities are complete and utter ass if you want to kill people
>>389383186
Just the fact that he inclines into comparing difficulty to the necessary "skill" to play his game shows his incompetence and utter ignorance towards what he is comparing his game to. I wholly hate the "the dark souls of..." meme, not only overhypes the game they are trying to sell but it shows how idiotic one can be when listening to the cries of a community.
>>389383989
I love when people use that term, it immediately identifies anyone that doesn't know what he's talking about.
If someone was shouting how much he loves blideo bames it would be less obvious
>>389378868
>entitlement
So I just have to lap this shit up regardless? Gee guys, guess I'm buying 10 copies of this bland looking """"""dark souls of fps""""""" with tranny bathrooms.
>>389358830
>no waifus
This can actually be an upside, just look at the characters of TF2. I'll take them over the porn stars of OW any day. Though Lawbreakers has shit characters, no doubt, but it is not due to lack of "waifus".
>>389382357
if you learn the game though, you can counter/avoid these for the most part.
>>389359927
posting a classic from my randy folder
>>389358479
someone post the cuck t-shirt.
>>389358957
>>389358760
he really is a cuck then.
>>389384869
I'll agree for most of them, except for some.
d.va's ult is dependant if you have a shield based nero near you, otherwise skilled dvas can just launch the mech in the air so that it shortens the time you can see the alert simbol to like .3 seconds.
flashbang is unavoidable, you either bait it out and predict it or you die.
scatter literally one-shots 400 hp heroes, they have to rework it to make it work as intended (high damage in small closed off rooms)
Just reduce the damage from the shards and make them pass through enemies, said shards have to pass through an enemy multiple times to deal substantial damage
>>389361117
For them it's aboout men who dress up like women being considered women which will never happen. You can't change your gender no matter how much shit you chop off.
>>389369143
>seats arent pissed on like in the womens bathroom.
Nigga what? I see more piss on the seat in mens-rooms than I do in the toilet.
>>389375760
>The SJW stuff, while amusing, isn't really a huge factor in why it didn't sell.
No but its another reason why I'm happy it didn't.
>>389358479
someone redpill me on this picture, is he waiting to be pissed on?
>>389362831
damn, thats a good shop
>>389360123
>make unfunny post
>screencap it
>>389358479
>Create another team based FPS
>Think you can compete with Overwatch because your name is Cliffy B.
>Hardly markets the game at all and instead acts like a SJW on Twitter all the time.
>Game ends up bombing so hard even Battleborn had more players at times
>Player base is averaging maybe 1000
Alright fellas, we've all thought about it, now it's time.
You have to fight 1v1 HELL IN A CELL LIVE AND TELEVISED DEATHMATCH, Randy or Cliffy. Who do you pick?
>>389361340
The hyper-majority of the main demographic isn't going to autistically sperg out at the sight of brown people and women in their games
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>389386410
hard choice, randy seems easier but brings better memes
>>389361959
If only OW had actual balancing instead of either nerfing a character to death or buffing them to the point where they're literal OP
I actually had to youtube search lawbreakers gameplay because no one I know is or has played it.
>>389385329
I agree, especially those points.
being 1 shotted by hanzo scattering your feet isn't fun, especially as he'll have detected you.
Mcree's isn't 'as' bad, it's oppertunistic and can be largely avoided by keeping a wide birth. He's like an area denial attacker.
>>389386410
Either way, I'm dressing up as a girl. No way either of those two chucklefucks would go trans-bashing ;)
>>389358760
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
>>389377253
If you can pay chinks to solve captchas, can't you hire a few couple thousand to at least not make your game look embarrassing?
>>389385329
Agreed on Hanzo.
D.Va's ult has a heavy audio cue though - it's easy to avoid if you're not listening to music at the same time.
Mccree's flashbang relies more on positioning than Roadhog's hook ever did - if he's flashing you in the middle of your team, he's a dead Mccree. Not avoidable per se, but you'd be hard pressed to consider it broken without actually going out and finding a mccree to solo duel. Kinda like the issue low rankers had with Mei before her buff. Never used in the pro scene, but considered broken across the board in bronze.
>>389386772
Kinda wish this meme would die.
Balance isn't easy - D.Va's 4 second defense matrix buff happened over a year ago, on July 19 2016. By comparison, she shot up in usage fairly recently in both the pro scene and standard comp.
>>389362442
This vs mercy
Hard choice
>>389360236
Why?
You can. You can do those things in Overwatch.
There's nothing particularly broken or bad about those things, in fact those things are true of a lot of other shooters. But you can do that yes.
it warms my heart that these meme shooters are dead. fuck you for actually making assets for a meme multiplayer moba shooter game. fuck anyone that does this.
JUST
>>389372649
>>389386597
I wouldn´t be so sure about that
>>389360930
This honestly might be my favorite vidya commentary/"womp-womp" of all time.
>>389362831
>>389359537
>virtual signal
>>389372649
>>389389978
Because all she does is spam Defense Matrix. That's the only reason she's used in the pros. Other than that she's literally useless.
>>389390870
Get the fuck over yourself kid, are you really of the belief that the majority of the population is triggered that video games emulate real life and have more than white dudes in them?
>>389365451
>right hand has 5 fingers
>left has 4
what
>>389359039
is this a meme?
I feel like somebody posted the exact same thing only it was form the battleborn subreddit
>>389391537
but they don´t emulate real life.
the 10 most powerful armies and special forces units in the world are all 95% white and male.
the majority of all games take place in western countries which are dominated by white people.
many games take place in the past or are based on medieval Europe which most 100% and 100% dominated by men.
if you make a action based game on fill it up with tons of "strong wyman" and niggers you don´t emulate real life you are lying to push your shitty sjw propaganda
>>389391884
>the 10 most powerful armies in the world are all 95% white and male
well that certainly ain't true in America or any country I give a shit about.
I'm sorry video games are no longer your safe space
I'm sorry you have to acknowledge other people that don't look like you exist
I do suggest suicide though
>>389392054
Cliffy B please
>>389361786
You guys all play HOMM 3 on windows 98 don't you?
>>389392054
>I do suggest suicide though
nope that is only something for trannies
>well that certainly ain't true in America or any country I give a shit about.
lying want change that. the us military and special forces like swat are almost to 100% white and male
>>389362137
Can he please just kill himself already?
>>389372649
make the dog smile to
>>389363162
This unironically gives me abdominal pain.
>>389384617
>I'll take them over the porn stars of OW any day.
No one cares about the opinions of faggots, faggot.
>>389358657
>>389358760
>>389358957
Jesus Christ on a bicycle, someone put this fucking idiot out of his misery.
>>389359039
>>389391565
No meme at all, there are people who actually act like this about multiple games.
>>389392406
>>389392406
literally what the fuck are you talking about? The United States Army is barely 60% white you fucking idiot. there's a higher percentage of blacks in the US military in every branch except the Marine Corps than there is in civilian society.
you are fucking fake news.
STOP BULLYING RANDY
>>389358830
>meme arrows on jewtube
>>389392729
not him but to be fair he did specify special forces and not the military in general ya doofus
>>389392893
You don't exist.
>>389376968
Not gonna lie, I did forget about that term, but I never called for "Gender Neutral" bathrooms.
>>389392893
4chan has a history of bullying autistic people,Randy is no different.
>>389381859
Its not degenerate if their both qt
>>389392893
make me
>>389362831
>he even photoshoped the K to a C
>>389358760
BLEZINSKI
>>389379981
>those soulless eyes
jesus christ these vampires are terrifying
>>389392928
This comment alone lets me know you have no concept of "special forces" outside of what Call of Duty taught you. Kill your entire self
>>389372649
someone screenshot both of these right fucking now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgZXoSTEy8Q
Now compare this to what this degenerate shilling cuck crowbcat made
You know your game is bad when the comparing factor is Randy.
>>389361959
And literally no one gave a fuck about OW heroes. Becuase it was a good game and done in a good way. I'm a fucking /pol/tard and I have no issue with them.
>>389365451
Yes, Furious Four eventually became BB
>>389361763
PU;BG is just DAYZ without the zombies.
>>389385446
Go find a female right now and ask them about hovering.
>>389385329
>D.va ult
It isn't unavoidable unless you have a shield. You can stand behind a thin tree and avoid it.
>>389393758
you do it
The only stillborn FPS that really hurts is Titanfall 2 because it was extremely good where LawBreakers is okay and Battleborn is complete trash.
>>389394858
i've played a lot of both and prefer lawbreakers to titanfall 2
both are good games
>>389362831
>>389372649
>>389367237
>that image
I dont understand how someone could think fucking overwatch is sexist. All the characters are very one-note with very obvious and colourful personalities. Just because they're written in a very simplistic manner doesnt mean they're sexist.
Oh wait, its probably because all the overwatch girls are cute. I forgot: cute girls = sexist
>>389363162
The actual Chinese overwatch clone on Android looks better/less cluttered.
AND you get to play as a Storm trooper.
I got a free copy of Lawbreakers and tried to sell it, but nobody would buy it so I was forced to become one of the cursed 300 on the PS4.
>>389362442
the really unnerving thing about this is the design in general. even irl you would never see a woman with a nose this wide wear glasses like that. it doesn't fit. she needs another shape. why did they think this would look good, apeface aside?
>>389359537
>Piss & Vinegar
>@AngryAsAllFuck
>dingaling
>fuckin' virtual signal
>burn your fuckin' guitar!
wow, this dude is worse than Randy. What an obnoxious fag
>>389396336
because she's a pilot and they're aviators so you don't forget she's a pilot and flies around
>>389379981
>>389392054
the us military isn't 95% white male but its certainly the majoriy
.t vetetran
>>389392654
>if you don't like bland forgettable characters because they got huge tiddies you're a faggot
lmao
>>389391548
Gearbox seal of quality
>>389396575
>literally changing the argument
No duh it's the majority, what do you think the majority is in america?
thank you for your service though.
>>389358760
I love this guy
>>389358760
..you mean unisex bathrooms? Those have been a thing since ever.
>>389360862
I don't know why but this one image in particular just sent me into a fit of laughter i have not experienced in weeks
>>389381859
You're just mad girls would rather fuck eachother than touch your obese virgin ass.
>>389396908
Thanks Rita, you're still my queen.
>>389369502
that's what make it funny
Cliffy B had a sweet gig at Epic Games, invested in Oculus, then got a huge payout when they got bought. He spends two years driving nice cars, traveling, and opening restaurants only to decide to come back so he can make "another billion dollar IP" (were Gears or UT really that big?)
Did he really think fucking Nexon was the best publisher?
http://steamspy.com/app/350280
>yfw over 10,000 people have refunded the game
Battleborn is genuinely terrible, because Gearbox made the genius decision to make it so you have not only unlock characters but also gear for them which involves copious grinding. As such it's unforgiving to new players, as what few consistent players the game has will just steamroll them.
Lawbreakers looks ok, but i have a toaster and don't really want to try to play the game on mimimum settings. Plus nobody plays it anyway
>>389358479
>spend millions of dollars to make an online game just for 100 people
>>389370224
>that one Randy tweet where they offered the new Hitman IP guys publishing service
>that attempt to be relevant wanting to make Half life 3
is it finally over
>>389399708
>it's real
>>389358957
why does he keep embarrassing himself like this
even the dog looks disappointed
>>389400153
it makes him look like he's gonna have have sex with the dog
>>389381859
>the purest form of love is now degenerate
go to bed achmad
>>389399708
Did Randy forget to leave his PC on?
>>389400647
Randy finally bought a gun.
Randy finally put his game out of misery
>>389372649
i'm in tears
As with our president, someone desperately needs to take his damn twitter account away.
ughhhhh
>>389402185
>it's already 1 hour with 0 players
>>389402185
Is it down for maintenance?
>>389360236
Is inbunerable when you have a grain allergy and have to have Salisbury steaks instead of burgers?
>>389402427
>maintenance on a dying game with no future planned new content because it failed
>>389402185
Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh Don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh
>>389362831
>>389372649
Fuck, I'm dying here
Has Cliff said anything after his game tanked?
>>389362831
god dammit you made my day anon
>>389403313
"New header. New content. Continued support coming. Love y'all."
on twitter a week ago, he seems in hard denial about the state of the game
>>389359039
>Enviado hace 3 días
>>389358479
Would /v/ watch a cage fight between Randy Bobandy vs. Cliffy Bazinga? I'd put money on Randy, at the very least he managed to pump out a kid, even if said kid is a literal fedoralord.
>>389403515
Did the devs piss off all Chivalry fans or is the game completely broken?
>>389403515
what the fuck
>>389403671
>even if said kid is a literal fedoralord
Explain
>>389370378
You are a contrarian you stupid fuck
>>389358957
Holy fuck I can't even recognize him.
These threads really do get better with age.
>>389399583
>Hitman IP guys publishing service
>hitman published by Gearbox
I almost had a fucking heart attack, never say that ever again. They would make Absolution look like a fucking masterpiece.
>>389358760
They should have added aliens to the game and made a bathroom joke out of it. but whatever make a stance on something dumb.
WE wuz better than Overwatch
WE wuz Hobby grade BADASS
>>389404454
>>389404806
>how dare you speak to me
Never stops being funny
>>389404806
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>389367141
All games are skinner boxes you dumb faggot
>>389372649
brilliant
>>389386206
>>389358479
At least Cliff has been really quiet on twitter about this shit, Randy was mad as fuck 1 month after the release of his game on twitter, calling people jerks and bigots for making fun of his crap
>>389405414
oy vey, what did Randy say now?
>>389361339
ok. are these twitter posts real? what kind of dev acts like this?
>>389405531
The last thing I heard was that he told some guy that his grandpa had invented the rabbit in a hat trick, just to say it was a misunderstanding when Pen Jilette joined the conversation
>>389370378
This is why genocide happens.
>>389405586
What possible gain does he get out of responding to that? Did some witch curse him to respond to every tweet directed at him?
>>389405728
He reminds me of CWC,he literally cannot ignore people that are trying to mock/troll him.
>>389405961
When you blow all of BL3's budget on a game that doesn't make any money back, you tend to have free time.
>>389403515
lol Chivalry was such a viral sensation, how did they fuck the momentum up?
>>389375330
Wtf cliffy went full retard
>>389407296
Everything about Chivalry updates was dogshit.
>>389385329
From your post I deduce you are an utter talentless and shit noob
>>389358760
>pandering to a demographic that will never buy a first person shooter in a lifetime
Are these corporate con men legitimately retarded?
>>389394858
Generic as fuck with graphics from 2003.
>>389369879
>Overwatch went out of its way to humiliate Battleborn, apparently simply for the giggles
Never 11get
>>389398103
Gears was huge cause MS marketing and funding
>>389364875
daily reminder that Randy added his wife to a game
>>389405961
>yfw randy jizzed on the figure himself and posted it on a sock puppet so he could reply to it
>>389408974
For my next trick, I'll make the Battleborn playerbase disappear!
>>389404454
My fucking sides
>>389358760
Now that I think about it a bit, I don't give a shit if trannies are allowed to use bathrooms they want to use. 95% of trannies are MtF, so women will have to deal with the monstrosities. Meanwhile, the FtM population is infinitesimally tiny by comparison and they will have to use the stall, so the chance I'll even accidentally see a guy with a vagina while I'm pissing is practically nil.
>>389404454
>>389362242
>>389362442
this cant be real
>>389364679
honestly as long as they wouldve made a new brothers in arms that was a sequel to hells highway i wouldnve have minded furious 4
a more silly wwii game in the same vein as bad company would be super fun
but then again its gearbox so it would have borderlands tier writing
>>389372649
Has this been twitted at him yet? Do it.
>>389398201
Fuck, developers lose money for every refund isnt it?
>>389400896
>>389399708
>>389400647
it finally happened
I like the Borderlands series. Are these the only games where Randy did things right ? I think the characters are funny and interesting and the gameplay is fun. They are enjoyable games.
>>389362242
>>389362442
>tfw the characters are uglier than your own self
>>389358957
He's a douchebag, but in this particular instance, he's not wrong.
>>389409460
>p-please let us make m-money, we w-won't do the same thing we did to s-sega....
>>389408564
I don't understand the function of that last panel
>>389405784
Randy IS a pretty great magician.He made million's disappear and nobody noticed
>>389410121
same. I will admit the writing can be cringe asf at times but at the end of the day it's a decent shooter
>>389410329
>>389405414
This is Randy bobandy in his purest form. He wanted to bullshit about his company's name but just coming up with an interesting but impossible to prove/disprove story wasnt enough. Nooo, he had to come up with an outrageous fake scenario that involved a famous man he probably barely knows, arguably casting him in a negative light so he could look like abadass
>>389410329
Yeah I head Sega clapped when A:CM came out.
>>389410121
>Are these the only games where Randy did things right ?
How old are you anon?
>>389405567
I wish they'd look at this post because it really sums up the shitty burch tier meme writing of gearbox
>>389410447
I loved when valve PR called bullshit on that story, and Randy claimed "it was all a joke heh"
>>389409460
>Gearbox making Hitman
Just imagine. Agent 47 turning into a talkative sarcastic asshole.
>>389410803
>It was a mistake I swear, I fell down the stairs with my keyboard and wrote that story out on the way down
>>389411095
just like when he claimed he was not aware of the deal his company did with G2A, or when he had no idea someone had used the official battleborn account to start shit with "competitive game"
say what you want about Randy, at least he'sassbad
>>389411447
>assbad
can we make this a meme
>>389386206
>Player base is averaging maybe 1000
350 actually
>>389409109
>>389411402
Or when he made a Battleborn porn subreddit and claimed to stumble upon it immediately after it was created.
>>389411489
>competitive game
how asshurt can someone be
>>389411552
the fact that that site got raided with overwatch porn was the cherry on top
I feel sorry for the stores that had to order copies of this game.
>>389398201
Probably not unfortunately.
They randomly sample a bunch of steam accounts to make their estimates. It's pretty likely they just oversampled people who own the game.
I like to think that one of the reasons why people aren't buying into this shit is CliffyB stabbing his PC fanbase in the back to suck the dicks of his Xbox fanbase, then stabbing his Xbox fanbase in the back to try and suck the dicks of his ex-PC fanbase and make up for the times he "le epic trooool" his PC fanbase by acting like a cunt.
>>389369502
>his problem really is that he replies to everything
>why not ignore it, he's a millionaire anyway
I know. He's so easily baited. He's mentioned "being on the spectrum" so maybe.
>>389363162
not saying the game is fun or anything since i havent played that garbage but in fairness the guy in that clip is trying to quickscope like a 12 year old
>>389411729
Want some funny stuff?
>going to a local shop to buy some gaems
>decide to get OW
>cashier ask me if i want battleborn as well
>"how much it cost"
>"whatever you want to pay" with pleading eyes
>feel bad for him
>"i'm not sure if i will take it for free, but for you i will take it for 5 dollars"
>give it to my little brother
>he hates it
>he play plPaladins instead
Joke on Blizzard i play Paladins now as well
>>389358479
Behold, the King of the dead multiplayer games, not even a week into beta and already no one plays it
>b-but it's CLOSED beta
that everyone who own Payday 2 have access to
>>389411489
>He literally will not mention Overwatch
>>389398103
>(were Gears or UT really that big?)
Gear was huge, and one of the only big Xbox games.
What I don't get is why he didn't make something to appeal to the Gears fanbase. I don't think Gear fans would want to play some Hero shooter.
>>389366829
Blizzard did it again. It's like WoW wasn't enough, they had to create another dev-slaying monopoly.
>>389411489
The car is Battleborn.
>>389409109
She could do better.
>>389362831
Make it a blonde so it looks more like his wife
>>389366829
Paladins is ok
>>389378868
Funny how entitled devs are sometimes. It's like 'I put in effort into a game, therefore you have to enjoy it,' and then they call everyone else petulant.
>>389372649
>>389370378
Go away Randy
>>389370378
Randy, you picked the wrong horse on this one. Cut your losses and retreat. You even put Wu in the game, and Wu isn't even playing it.
>>389412413
I get Gears was pretty big, even dethroning Halo 2 as XBL's most played game at the time of its launch. But was it "a billion dollar IP" big??
>>389376719
WUBALUBA DUBB DUBB PUNCH A GOD RUB DUB
>>389377919
>i fucking hate people nowadays insulting the majority while trying to appeal a very small minority. it makes no sense.
But isn't that what all those "based" weebcore devs that /v/ likes do?
>>389410941
>sneak attack with fiber wire
>"Nighty night sweet princess"
>"Only caramel flavored dreams now"
>"I like when they struggle"
>"It's your first time?"
>>389410597
Was Randy a part of those?
>>389368076
/v/ in a nutshell everyone.
>>389392054
Cliffy B good and leave.
>>389413245
Thats not gearbox, each taunt needs to be an entire paragraph with x10 the sarcasm.
>>389358479
Was actually pretty unironically hyped for lawbreakers and then I played the beta and realised how shit the game actually was.
>>389412487
It's a hobby-grade car
>>389386597
>>389391537
the funny thing is that nobody would even have given a fuck about the actual characters if the devs had just kept their mouths shut. but they just had to sperg out about how good it would be if there werent so damn many white people around, and how much better the world would be without all those pesky white men.
people put some random black dude in their game for whatever reason?
nobody really cares.
people put some random black dude in their game and proudly announce to the world that they are really glad about removing fucking white males because the world needs more vibrant persons of color instead? congratulations, you just alienated a large part of the market your product aims to compete in.
>>389381859
but she's not hot. she has an ugly ass haircut she can't pull off and a disgusting nail board voice.
>>389402427
>maintenance
more like their servers have been sitting idle for such a long time, they went into automatic power savings mode
>>389367237
>Why are they still appealing to social justice warriors when they are a tiny fraction of the market?
It worked for Naughty Dog.
What's up with these super zoom ins in the Jerry Seinfeld episode?
>>389412790
they knew how to quickly seize the f2p market segment for that
>>389405567
Gearbox next huge idea is to start playing laugh track during scenes like this.
BAD
ASS
The game is enjoyable; although at this point it's probably despite Cliffy B's involvement.
>>389408974
More like Heavy breathing.
>>389369879
it brought the summer games early to tie up with lawbreakers release.
>>389362242
Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?
>>389410597
Nothing will ever top Gearbox jewing out on the "Collectors edition". How the fuck can you sell a collectors edition without the game?
>>389415321
Wait, they did that?
>>389414638
Well, the OW team doesn't decide when summer takes place, do they?
How long until Randy kills himself? His smiles always look like he's masking an unbearable amount of suffering.
>>389415453
Yes. We Happy Few collectors edition (Physical stuff) comes without a copy of the game.
Lawbreakers and Battleborn is enough proof that ugly doesn't sell. If devs realized this, they'd save millions of dollars.
It's like they don't watch Disney movies, where everyone is pretty.
>>389415321
>>389415453
They also raised the price of the game from 30$ to 60$ despite doing nothing extra but promising future paid DLC.
>>389415570
When his company goes under.
Literally nobody wants them as a publisher or developer. Or to even look at them.
>>389415848
>that Steam forum We Happy Few post where the dev tries to distance himself from Randy
I almost feel sorry for him, then I remember that we're talking about Randy.
Did Bulletstorm also tank?
>>389362831
lmao
>>389408974
thats actually kinda funny so he definitely didnt have a part in that
>>389417964
>fat pornoghraphy
>funny
Are you in elementary school?
>>389414445
What the fuck does Gearbox have against symmetry? Every last """"character"""" in Battleborn is asymmetric as fuck. le wiiild and wacky ebic badasserr
>>389418116
its lampooing the silly advertising in the sex industry, and making a fat joke at the same time (definitely something we wouldnt see from gearbox today, as pathetic as it is). its not a particularly good joke but it is an actual joke which is more than i expect from anything randy has his hands in these days.
>>389416356
yeah who the fuck is going to pay full price for a shitty remaster with duke nukem forced into the campaign for an extra $5
>>389413116
If they hadn't fucked it up so hard, with all of the other big IPs raping themselves then yes. With halo going down gears would have been the lone exclusive shooter on Xbone and their jew micro transactions would have worked. But judgement happened and everyone stopped caring completely.
>>389419032
it tanked at its original release too, but because its a 4 hour long game with garbage advertising. i should get around to finishing it sometime though, worth the $5 i paid for it at least. the gameplay is very good, weapons are very satisfying, the dialogue can be funny sometimes with how ridiculous it is. 4 hours though.
>>389418878
At least its notALL UNITS BE ADVISED!!!!ackchyually its a great joke, because BADASS Oscar Mike says it everytime he kills a women
>>389419487
its a shame because you can see that theres still some people with a sense of humor at gearbox but the rest of the folks there are just trying to replicate actually funny things without understanding why theyre funny. its like a humor cargo cult or something.
>>389419646
thats the most retarded reload animation Ive ever seen
>>389419908
>its like a humor cargo cult or something.
thats a perfect representation of gearbox humor
>>389414445
The worst thing about this design is that the core concept is fine. They just stuck a bunch of over exaggerated retarded shit on him and made him look like deformed edgy penis.
>>389420267
what about that design is fine. literally nothing is good.
>>389414445
Those fucking legs.
>>389419646
did they really need to show that retarded hand flapping about
>>389420397
There is nothing wrong with a guy with big horns and a heavily armored arm.
I think the arm by itself would be fine if you took those stupid spikey bits off.
>>389358479
I only just bothered to watch some Lawbreakers gameplay. It looks like they removed the eye rending colors from BB, and then tried to make it look more like Overwatch
>>389420397
the basic idea is pretty decent
>skinnyfat dude wearing armor
>one arm replaced by huge mechanical claw
>horned head, protruding chin
the execution is just so over the top, so ugly, so aesthetically displeasing, that it ends up being a pile of shit.
>>389415453
https://imgur.com/a/1XIi4
There it is.
https://www.pcinvasion.com/randy-pitchford-battleborn-porn
>>389392360
I'm another Eastern euro and I just play Graviteam Tactics and Danganronpa. I certainly ain't got money to be spending on some watered down FPS game though, I can assure you that much.
>>389420267
>the core concept
Fat guy with an enormous neck?
>>389421358
Wu is a fatty again.
>>389421461
is he?
>>389375330
How does a man in his 40s end up like this?
>>389420963
>Collectors """"""""set""""""""
>avoiding the word 'edition'
I hope that their marketing team got a raise with those hiked prices
>>389407296
They fucked up on updates not giving content at all and cash grabbing with 2 shitty expansions. They just fucked up a good opportunity.
>>389420963
How much does the box of tat cost?
>>389419834
I'm going to need some context.
>>389421494
Is she. Is SHE. It costs you NOTHING to respect her gender anon, nothing.
>>389422392
Besides pride.
And yes, he is getting fatter due to eating trash soylent and shilling for them.
>>389422239
150 burgerbux with no gaem. So 60 extra burger bux if you want the game with it.
So 210 burgerbux.
>>389422392
>>389421494
>>389421461
>>389421358
Just looked at xirs twitter because of you faggots. Still milking the fucking gamergate boogyman in the NYT to run for congress.
>>389423134
And he will fail due because he is a sociopath but can't hide it at all. They don't even need to dig up dirt on him because it's all over the internet.
Canadabros should be mad that their taxmoney went to produce a game that Gearbox will make money from.
I want more Oscar Mikes
>>389372649
someone whos into internet security tweet that shit to him
Is it called dead alliance because one of the allied players died?
>>389372649
>>389385329
I say to balance Scatter Arrow, you only make it break into pieces if it hits a wall. That way geometry masters can be rewarded and brainlets can't just aim at your feet for a kill
>>389367112
>>389409432
>95% of trannies are MtF
wrong
most trannies are FtM
>>389392719
I feel sad for this autist. He acts like battle born is his kid instead of a shitty failed game
>>389386410
Tag team against them both. Once the cell is closed, I'll have them fight to the death by promising to buy ten copies of the winners game.
>>389424553
I thought he hated espruts
NONE OF THAT $60
MULTIPLAYER-ONLY
BULLSHIT
>>389424815
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>389413195
There's literally millions upon millions of weebs. Trannies are in short supply by comparison.
>>389403515
Christ I know this genre is a bit niche but what went so wrong on this one?
>>389425032
Sorry. Sometimes you just have to shake the tree to see what falls out.
>>389414445
Those legs at the head. How can you design such unappealing shit
>>389413195
weebs are the majority of their customer base though. it's expected that weeb devs who make weeb products for weebs cater and pander to weebs.
but trannies are nobody's majority customer base. except pharma companies who sell hormones and shit.
>>389378868
>gamers don't have to be your audience
>>389422392
I'll respect that freaks twisted definition of gender when he's worth even a shred of respect. I don't give a shit that Wu is transexual, I give a shit that he's a shit human being.
>>389424587
>character drawings look okay
>literal neanderthal in 3d model
fuck at least it has daisy
>>389425956
Seems fine to me. Only really objectionable girl is Fortune her face is plastic and weird.
>>389362831
>>389375330
what the fuck does that even mean?
>5000 physical copies of some remake of sega genesis game made by a literally who studio sell out in less than 10 minutes on ps4
>lawbreakers made by legendary talent cliff bazniga takes more than a day to sell the 5000 copies
how do you fuck up this bad
>>389426465
You pander to a market that doesn't exist (progressives who like unisex bathrooms) and an over saturated market (hero shooter) and completely leave out the best work you did (Unreal 1998, Unreal Tournament 1999)