Why are survivors soo scummy?

>>389356661
Because they want to survive

>>389356885
Teabagging is not survival

Pallet loop = a face canp from me

>>389357128
It is, special forces have used the teabag as a means of protection since ww2. The balls hold a huge amount of power and when rubbed along the face of a fearful man that power is released and enables increased speed and dulls pain.

In the middle east, men paint their balls blue so those who have been bagged are marked as weak and defeated. The village knows to avoid him and he will father no children, it keeps the bloodline strong.

In Japan it was considered a huge honor to have your general rub his balls in your face before battle. It was thought this would give you some of his power when you needed it most.

The Nazi SS were so afraid of the power of the teabag they told their troops to shoot for the balls first, then the head.

In Africa, warlords collect the balls of their foes and eat them to power their magic.

faggot

>>389359532
tl;dr

>>389359649
HOW DARE YOU

>>389359532
Upvoted

>>389359923
=)

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>>389356661
>killercucks eternally assblasted
feels good being a survivorbull

>>389356661
because the underdog tends to play dirty

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I SEE SURVIVOR TRACKS ANYMORE

WHY DO THEY APPEAR IN RANDOM PLACES WHEN THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS NEARBY

WHY DO 3 MAPS STILL HAVE INFINITES

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>reinstalled this game on a whim
>played 3 games
>literally the exact same survivor fellating nonsense, now with even more extra lives from perks
>uninstall

who else got out while the getting was good

>>389359532
you sir have won the internet today fellow redditor, upvoated the post, I will post it to 9gag now :)

>>389358678
You're just salty that he tends to learn map

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>tfw all my years throwing knives in cod pays off playing huntress and I got rank 1 with no perks

>>389360201
>he only plays easy mode

>>389361259
survivor rank 11-20 with no/few perks is dante must die
killer rank 1-10 is hardmode
killer rank 11-20 with no/few perks is normal
survivor rank 1-10 is easy mode

>>389361510
As someome who plays both, playong survivor is a joke at any rank. Survivors literally run circles around the killer eliminating any tension. I love the game, but I doubt it'll last long term.

>>389362639
>playong survivor is a joke at any rank.
that's just not true
killer can function without perks, survivor is gimped. if you aren't consistently killing every perkless survivor you see, then what are you doing?

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its fun to just min-max green/purp addons for killers even if the downsides gimp you more than help you

>>389360813
>Mad because bad

Because the town wants to lynch them and mafia/neutrals/coven are more friendly to them

>>389358678
That's the most idiotic thing you can do as a killer. Explains why there are so many butthurt killers.

>>389363736
Since there were no hooks nearby I guess the survivor struggled free, or the other came and freed her.

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>>389364306
that one was months ago but yeah they struggled out and got away but ended up leading me to the other who i did manage to kill

this one was max distance and made me proud cause it was literally the first minute of the game

>>389360945
Gtfo with you winning thw internet bs you 9fagger

>Create lobby as killer
>4 survivors join
>All of them have flashlights

Nope!