Hello /v/ I am 30 years old and I cannot consistently walljump

It's fucking hard, dude.

>>389353904
>>389354225
FUCKING CASUALS

File: 1459837194276.jpg (225KB, 959x960px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 959x960px

>>389353904
That's really embarrassing for you.

You are missing out big time, walljumping is one of the most fun things to do in Super Metroid.
SM-Rotated is a great hack once you got into it. I wish there were more hacks like this that focus entirely on walljumping.

>>389354523
>You are missing out big time

no shit I haven't been able to beat the game since first time I tried in 1995

>>389353904
nobody can, as a kid I had to bomb-jump that corridor

and that was after trying to wall-jump because I saw the rabbit things doing it, but not getting it to work even once

wall-jumping is so shit that SM-Redesign, which was intended to be a harder re-imagining of SM, had to hack it and lower the tolerances to make it playable.

>>389353904
how about you do some practice? or you can be one of those people who keep saying "i'm too old" your whole life.

>>389354648
one day you will be 30 and tell me about your "reflexes"

I thought it was totally impossible to do consistently until I realised that none of the "just press away from the wall and jump!" explanations I found ever made it clear that you aren't supposed to push them at the same time and it fails if you do, unlike every single other wall jump I've ever seen. You have to push away from the wall well before you jump.

>>389354698
you're a 30 year old bitch

>>389354698
31 here. You suck at videogames.
I bet you cant even do a hadouken.

Inconsistency will still get you up eventually

>>389354851
wait but they say not to let go of jump?

>1993+24
>Not being able to walljump/single walljump/bomb jump

Get the fuck out.

File: 1395382681605.gif (891KB, 500x275px) Image search: [Google]

891KB, 500x275px

>>389353904
Do you have any idea how old I was when I played this game on SNES? Do you??? I couldn't even get boners yet and this gave me 0 issues. Point away from the wall and jump. It's THAT simple. Repeat as you touch each opposite wall.

>>389355145
so I jump AFTER I turn?

>>389354950
>31 years old
>can't spell "video games"

>>389355213
My bad. I got mad and forgot the space.
You can do a hadouken, right?

>>389355397
I can kick your ass in mortal kombat or tekken

I don't play pussy fighter

>>389355208
Press the direction and then press jump. There's a bit of a rhythm to it. This should NOT be giving a grown man difficulty. Especially not a grown man that's the same species as men who build goddamn space station.

>>389355481
You can do 236 motions right?

File: 1504401051549.jpg (48KB, 498x456px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 498x456px

>>389353904
I can do it no problem with a controller but holy shit is it hard as fuck with a keyboard

>>389353904
You've just got to remember to press the opposing direction a little before you press jump, most people press them at the same time which causes the inconsistency

File: 1492815730805.jpg (96KB, 840x700px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 840x700px

>>389355683
>tfw trying to wall jump with 3ds controls
I can do it reliably with keyboard, but holy shit.

File: bkubshiit.png (106KB, 486x325px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 486x325px

>tfw using my ps vita 1000 to wall jump

How can you take more than a minute to learn to do this?
t. anon who recently started playing Super Metroid for the first time

File: Super%20Metroid%20-%20Wall%20Jump2-550x.jpg (17KB, 550x341px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 550x341px

OP if you're having a hard time there's a specific sprite you're supposed to jump on

>>389356030
the problem is I was told by youtube not to let go of jump

>>389356112
well it's been a while but I don't think that's accurate

>>389356030
>those goats
I completely forgot about those guys. They literally put a tutorial in the shaft and niggers still can't figure it out.

>>389356426
>a tutorial
nigga they mute

>>389356112
I think you're misunderstanding. You want to hold onto jump to get as much height as possible. That's just the way the jump mechanics work in the game. You still need to let go every time you want to jump again though.

Come on, dude. What's going on with your brain?

>>389356471
And you're not blind. They sing and dance to get your attention, then they show you what to do.

>there are people itt RIGHT NOW who can't figure out game mechanics by themselves

>>389356426
This.
>>389356471
Are you literally retarded? If those little shits weren't there I would've never figured out how to get out.

>>389354698
Its not reflexsive, there is just a rythem.

>goats
I thought they were like frogs?
everything looks like a reptile

File: etecoon.jpg (150KB, 618x500px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 618x500px

>>389356665
apparently they are monkeys

>>389353904
Unlike Fusion, Zero Mission, and Samus Returns, you have to press away from a wall, wait a brief moment, and then jump (as opposed to doing both simultaneously). There's even a visual cue. It doesn't take much practice.

Jjust started up the emulator to try it out and damn it is way easy, I must have been retarded as a child because I couldn't do it at all when I played it back on the actual hardware.

File: 0e9.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 600x600px

>mfw exploiting wall jump before getting the hook

>>389353904
I can do this shit on a fucking Android touch screen

>>389359968
nah

File: 1394127786002.jpg (18KB, 476x356px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 476x356px

Post yfw watching a One-Piece length epic of Dean Takahashi falling into this pit in Super Metroid and attempting to wall-jump his way out.

File: reviewersonic.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x720px

>>389360664
is he the guy that can't run in sonic?

>>389360751
wouldn't be surprised, but I know him as the game reviewer that spent two whole minutes trying to figure out the first obstacle in the cuphead tutorial.

>>389360903
that was ill designed.

File: 1504626616413.webm (3MB, 854x480px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 854x480px

>>389360664
>>389360751
>>389360903
>>389360972

>>389354645
Its fucking easy you sperg. Jump into the wall, as you start to go down you jump away. Oh my god, elevation ensues.

I bet 99% of/v/ users cant even mockball

File: 1504479763258.png (81KB, 751x504px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 751x504px

>>389361080
Friendly reminder

File: waitingtodie.jpg (14KB, 229x204px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 229x204px

>>389353904
>My face when I wasn't able to get the secret message in Fusion
I'll forever be a casual when it comes to this franchise.

>>389361417
I thought hapas were supposed to be brutally efficient sociopaths, not pathetic numales.

>>389361080
Goddamn that is unwatchable, fuck me.

>>389361417
He's Japanese, too? He shames his family.

>>389353904
I found it super hard at first but once I got the timing down (there's a delay between when you need to push the directional pad and when you need to push the jump button) it became pretty easy. Them forcing you to git gud in that hallway was really beneficial since it made you learn said timing.

>>389361417
Mario is harder than Dark Souls.

Is this the Nintendo equivalent of Sonic 3's autism barrel?
How the fuck do you people play vidya

File: 246758697.jpg (141KB, 1060x745px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 1060x745px

>>389353904
The trick is to press jump slightly after pushing away from the wall, not at the same time. It does take a little time to get used to, especially if you're used to the timing in Fusion or ZM.
It's like riding a bike, once you get it down it'll stick. Keep practicing.

File: 1503951828784.jpg (196KB, 640x619px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 640x619px

>>389353904
You people make me sick

>>389353904
Sup vinny

>>389355575
shut up you virgin

>>389353904
I had a controller with a turbo button (still do), you just hold the bomb on turbo and samus will slowly ascend

>>389355481
tekken has the worst control scheme ever. You basically have to practice but then you're not having fun anymore

>>389362597
>Not timing your double bomb jumps for the most efficient cheese
Disgusting.

ITT: emulators with lost frames

Not even once

>>389362784
??
This isn't the late 90s any more

>>389362705
I can flip a switch and go to the kitchen for 5 minutes and return at the correct height.

File: 1500716742731.gif (4MB, 256x188px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 256x188px

>>389357276
>tfw Fusion had shit wall jumping which got fixed in ZM
It was so annoying. I wanted to constantly jump at one wall but it isn't possible in Fusion. Glad they fixed that shit later.

>>389363591
https://youtu.be/9IZBQYxrDCI
Imagine how easy this shit would be. You'd be able to get the plasma beam on your first trip to TRO.
That's kind of amazing in a way, but it'd completely break the game in unprecedented ways.

>>389362231
Autism barrel didn't have any visual hint, as opposed to Metroid wall jump.

>>389363886
Holy shit. Impressive.
To be fair, breaking the game is also some kind of challenge and also rewarding.

>>389354698
33 you pathetic fuck, don't blame age for your incompetence you degenerate. Go play candy crush on the toilet

>>389364435
It's a TAS, so it's made by going frame by frame and putting in the precise inputs. But, it's theoretically plausible, I guess? You just need to be really quick and precise with the double tapping and unmorphing.

>>389362229
Depends which "Souls" game and which mario game

>>389353904

Have you considered a career in games journalism? There is a new Metroid game coming out you could review.