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Your mario killer, sir.

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Your mario killer, sir.
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>>389353264
Probably gonna get it when it's $10

Knack 1 wasn't that bad imho
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>>389353264
>Not once marketed as a Mario killer
>Mario fans still keep talking about it

Based Knack living in your head rent free
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>>389353264
Where did this "Mario killer" meme even come from? Knack is fucking gutter trash. It amazes me someone somewhere thought it deserved a sequel of all things.
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bros... how could this happen...
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>>389353264
How could this happen to KNACK 2 BAYBEEEEEEE?
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So it's better than gooka maymay?
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>>389353264
damn, i actually thought it would be a lot better than the original. why even make a sequel if its barely better than original? did knack 1 even sell well?
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Who ever said it was a mario killer?
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Why do sonyyggers even exist?
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n-no... no
NO

it was meant to DESTROY nintendo, not ourselves!
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I wish the 3D platformer meme just disappeared, Mario 64 was a mistake
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>>389353264
Btw, how is 70 score bad?

I know that /v/ermin is pretty extreme, but 70 basically that the game is just ok, not shit but not great either
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i thought the whole Knack 2 being an actual thing was just a meme
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>>389353264
>people are going to buy this
>people are going to enjoy this
>that fact will make OP mad
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Mario has been killing itself since the launch of the WiiU.
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>>389353264
HAHAHAHAHHA
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>>389353576
>how is a 70 a bad grade? I mean it's still passing! Just one point ooff of failure!
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>>389353501
What is Dunkey's obsession with Knack? Why Knack? Is it an inside joke I don't know about?
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>>389353539
The original sits at 54 atm, this is "a lot better"
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>>389353694
>>how is a 70 a bad grade? I mean it's still passing! Just one point ooff of failure!

That would be a 60 score
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>>389353714
>>389353694
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stop making fun of sony
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>>389353576
A 70 from "gayme jurnalizms" and critics might as well be a 20. User score is all that matters unless the game gets memed to hell and back
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>>389353696
Because it was a new IP that had promise but came out like hangover morning shits. The whole "hype" for it is just him forcing his own meme
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>>389353872
>Metacritic score is like this because i say so!

Never change /v/ermin
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>>389353810
C'S GET DEGREES BAYBEEY
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It's over, Mario is finished.

Sony always wins!
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>>389353958
>trusting game critics and journalists
Cup Head is the only example I need to call you retarded
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>>389353768
>t. homeschooled
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>>389353694
>1 point from failure
Thats a 70 not a 60 you gradelet
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i would sacrifice everyone in my city if concolewar threads were a permaban offense and everyone who ever participated in one died a horrible death. you underaged fucks offer nothing to any website in any capacity
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>>389354016
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>>389354040
And yet, people don't stop bragging about BOTW 97 score

Metacritic score sure is convenient for people standards
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You guys promised this would be the title to finish off Nintendo
I believed you
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>>389354159
Stop getting caught up in the shitposts and console wars. 30, 56, 97. none of it matters. Critic scores are retarded on any site or game.
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>>389353421
NeoGAF hyped it up and then everyone else memed it.
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At this rate Knack 3 will be in the high 90s and Knack 4 will be the first game ever to score over a hundred on Metacritics.

KNACK WILL BE BACK BAYBEEEE
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>>389354265
Someone post the cuphead journalist gameplay
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>>389353970
>C
a 70 is a b-
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>>389353696
It's a joke: Why would anyone be excited for Knack 2?
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>>389354478
No, definitely a C
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The game will flop not because it got bad reviews. It will flop because it was launched the same week as Destiny 2, I don't understand Sony or these companies at all.
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>>389354478
What garbage tier school did you go to where a 70 is a B-?
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>>389353264
>Knack got a sequel
>that game you loved didn't
What's her name?
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>>389353264
Reviewers say that the gameplay is good, but the characters and story is underwhelming.

So I'll probably pick it up.
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>>389354590
No it will flop because who cares about Knack? Who is actually stupid enough to buy Knack on release?
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>>389354478
you went to one of them inner-city schools?
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>>389354712
>Who is actually stupid enough to buy Knack on release?

What other games is there to buy right now?
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>>389354550
>>389354629
i live in ontario, a 70 is a b-....
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>>389353264
wew
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>>389354590
This game probably cost peanuts to make. It could sell a hundred thousand copies and still make money
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>>389354864
Destiny 2 and HZD
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>>389354806
no
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Knack vs Mario is a good example of Sony vs Nintendo and why the big N will always be king
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>>389354864
Can't you just wait for it go down in price? There's hundreds of better games that you could go back to for much cheaper
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>>389354958
>Destiny 2 and HZD

HZD came out ages ago and Destiny 2 is a loot grindfest.
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>>389354590
The funny thing is the first Knack released close to Mario, and now it was SMO and Destiny 2. Let alone that they made a sequel in the first place when nobody liked the first game
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>>389355052
>Can't you just wait for it go down in price?

You could wait for all games to go down in price. That's a wierd question.

> There's hundreds of better games that you could go back to for much cheaper

Such as?
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>>389353351
>Knack 1 wasn't that bad imho
maybe if you are 11yo.
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Didn't they make a sequel only because most of the sales were from ps4 bundles at launch?
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>>389354937
>the city of Canadian education


In the civilized world B- is 79-83
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>listening to "game journalists"
>ever
When are you going to learn?
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It seems like a good little brother game, and iirc it's not 60 dollars. That's all I have.
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>>389355318
>Didn't they make a sequel only because most of the sales were from ps4 bundles at launch?

They made a sequel because the team really wanted to fix the problems with the first game.
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>>389355236
>You could wait for all games to go down in price
I do, buying games new is pointless
>Such as?
You're telling me that you can't think of any games released in the last 35 years that are both cheaper and better than Knack 2? What a stupid question
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>>389355320
lol 80-84 is an A-, 85-89 is an A, and 90+ is an A+ here
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>>389355318
The guy who made Knack designed the PS4 so I guess they'll just humor him and make his weird passion projects once in a while.
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>>389355473
>I do, buying games new is pointless

Sometimes you don't want to wait. Sometimes you just want to play a certain type of game.
If you have a job buying some games at launch isn't an issue.

>>389355473
>You're telling me that you can't think of any games released in the last 35 years that are both cheaper and better than Knack 2?

What 3d platformers are these that I haven't already played? I'm not the mood to play some city building sim or a point and click adventure game from the 90s.
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>>389355662
in your system I would've been an A/B student
what a shit system you got there
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>>389355792
sounds like someone is mad they dont live in best province ;)
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>>389355662
No wonder leafs are all idiots.
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>>389355957
I actually went to Calgary over the summer. Wish I had the time to travel through Toronto
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>>389355730
It's not about how much money I have, it's that in six months time Knack 2 will be a third or even a quarter of it's original price, so why not wait?
>What 3d platformers are there that I haven't already played?
I'm talking playing some older game you've interested in for a while but haven't got round to playing which will definitely be cheaper instead of buying some mediocre new game for full price
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>>389355662
In the states, colleges and universities look at #s, not letter grades, like your gpa or w/e the fuck it's called. Is it not similarly done in Canada?
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>>389356209
>it's that in six months time Knack 2 will be a third or even a quarter of it's original price, so why not wait?

Because I'm in the mood for a 3d platformer and reviewers say that the gameplay is good?

>I'm talking playing some older game you've interested in for a while but haven't got round to playing

I can't think of a single one. I have a backlog yes, but the reason I have one is because I'm not always in the mood to play those games.
I don't just play games to cross off a checklist, I play what I want to play. I'm especially not in the mood for anything grindy or with randomized loot in it. Nor something that focuses more on quantity over quality.

For example, I almost have to force myself to play through Shadow Warrior 2 at the moment.
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>>389356485
we dont have gpas in high school, they just look at our averages for the semester and any requirements a certain program has (i.e. needing at least a 70 for english). we do have gpas in college/universities though.
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>>389353872
Nah User Score doesn't matter either since everyone thinks the only scores you can give games are either 10 or 0
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thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

Knack is fucking back, bros
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>Selling a game with a protagonist that has as much charm as fucking paper mache and ''''humans'''' with cutscenes making it look like they're trying to outdo fucking Pixar, but barely trying

Eugh. If the gameplay were anything noteworthy, I'd at least shrug it off, but sheesh.
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>>389355664

He also designed the PSVITA though.
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>>389354674
jade empire
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>>389355040
>will always be king
>go right btfo so hard by Sony over the years they left an entire market
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>Almost as god as arms
wow
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>>389353576
A 70 on metacritic is fucking terrible when you realize that most retail game releases get around an 85 average, even if the games are actually bad. Games typical,y don't get a red score unless it's broken and unplayable.
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that means it's several times better than knack
maybe they'll have a good game by knack 4
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You're an indie developer. You've worked for two years on a game, release it, and get a 70 on Metacritic.

How do you feel about this? Proud? Disappointed?
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Unilike Nintendo, the PS4 has a bunch of games constantly releasing, a bad game is irrelevant.
If a switch game is bad that means like 1/4 of the whole library is bad lmao
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>>389360739
>damage control and deflection
top kek
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People like this exist.
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>>389353552
You were the Chosen One! You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them. You were supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness
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>>389354259
>>389354296
>>389354753
>>389355313
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>>389353264
Knack is too intelligent for brainlet reviewers to comprehend
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I never even heard of this game until now.
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Sony decided to make Knack 2 instead of a new ape escape
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FUCK YOU KNACK
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>>389353408
>>389353421
It's like Sony/platformer's own case of Yo-Kai Watch's 'Pokemon killer' curse.
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>>389354478
at bongland for uni 70 is an A
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ITT: NINTENIGGERS MAD AS FUCK
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>>389360739
>the PS4 has a bunch of games constantly releasing

???
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>>389353264
>caring about review scores at all
Kill yourself retard

Metacritic threads are the worst cancer on this board, and should be banned.
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>>389362057
>ITT: Damage control by Sony fanboys
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>>389353408
Not only that but these fools are giving away free advertisement on the competitor's platform.
https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/8xajgx/splatoon-2-fans-cant-stop-talking-about-one-thing-knack-2
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>>389361873
Hino is a stupid cunt and I hope his company goes under so those people can go work for someone that isn't a huge retard.
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>>389354478
>70 is a b-
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I'll never get over the fact that we live in a world where Knack 2 exists but The Wonderful 102 doesn't. It's the same game, just worse.
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>>389353264
why would you need to kill mario? it's not like that franchise actually earns its keep
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>>389353264
Is Knack black?
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Remember when Neogaf tried spreading the rumor that Knack sold better than 3D World?
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>>389363296
It might be coming, anon. Platinum tweeted this picture out a while back along with the very obvious hint that's Bayo was coming to Switch
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>>389363375
He's that sort of "not-black" that you see in games, like Knuckles in the Sonic universe and Ganondorf/Gerudos in Zelda
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>>389363375
no anon, he's not "black" he's "back"
KNACK'S BACK, BABY!
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>>389363375
it's of Puerto Rican descent.
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>>389353694
>ARMS get 70
>everybody says it's not a failure
>Knack 2 gets 70
>everybody says it's a failure
pick one.
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>>389354590

>shooter for adults
>a game for five year olds and retards

they don't compete for same customers
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>>389354674
super mario sunshine.
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>>389363296
>The Wonderful 102
>Mighty Number 9
Developers, AVOID THESE KINDS OF NAMES

>>389364009
They're the same audience now.
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>>389363984
ARMS got 77 lel
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>>389354937
>>389354550
>>389354629
>>389354806
>>389362008
>>389362539
Here it is in the US:

A+ 94%-100% 4.33/4.00
A 87%-93% 4.00/4.00
A- 80%-86% 3.67/4.00
B+ 77%-79% 3.33/4.00
B 73%-76% 3.00/4.00
B- 70%-72% 2.67/4.00
C+ 67%-69% 2.33/4.00
C 63%-66% 2.00/4.00
C- 60%-62% 1.67/4.00
D+ 57%-59% 1.33/4.00
D 53%-56% 1.00/4.00
D- 50%-52% 0.67/4.00
F 0%-49% 0.00/4.00
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>>389364589
Since when did they raise the requirements for a B?

70s would got me a C just a few years ago
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>>389364589
Wrong.

F: 0-49
D: 50-60
C:70-79
B: 80-89
A:90-100
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>>389353264

A game no one wanted other than Sony
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>>389363742
Gerudo's aren't black at all, they're based off of Arabs.
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>>389364009
>shooter for adults
HAHAHAHAH
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>>389364964
>>389364854
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>>389364890
>>389364589
is more accurate and accounts for plus and minuses
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>>389353264
Can someone show me one instance where Knack was ever sincerely referred to as a "Mario killer"?

Don't worry, I'll wait.
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>>389364589
This system is fucking retarded holy fucking shit
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>>389365269
No, it's not. Anything below a 90 is not an A. I don't know where you got that chart but it's not true for American grade scaling.

A- is 90-93
A is 94-96
A+ is 97-100

Anything in the 80's out of 100 is B- to B+ territory in America.
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>>389364854
Oy, fuck off nigger.
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>>389364815
lower the requirements*
Also you can thank all the retarded youngsters in the country now if that's true.
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>>389365517
The one I posted was a chart made from data collected from US colleges, it's not exact and more prestigious colleges have stricter systems, but that's about how the average US college grades.
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>Mario killer
You mean Destiny killer
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>>389362290
The funny thing is I bet this meme has come across as genuine to kids who play Splatoon 2 and sold Sony a bunch of copies. Fucking hilarious.
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>>389363458
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>>389365707
Okay, post the source.
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>>389365517
>>389365707
Furthermore, after closer examination I can confirm the US is essentially the same as Canada, they both have the same gradeing system and they both use the ESNU/EGSN system.
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>>389365707
I went o a college that was full of nothing but retards and the grade scaling was nothing like the one you posted.
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>>389353421
Nips bought it. It was a pack-in for the launch models in Nipland.
Now, why they didn't make a new entry in other beloved Japanese series like Parappa, LBP, Dark Cloud, etc is beyond me.
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>>389365803
Here's the first source it listed
https://www.sunydutchess.edu/academics/academic_policies/grading_system.html
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>>389365862
>>389365707
>>389365269
>>389364589
You fucking retard, did you go to fucking wikipedia and take some dumb chart that even specifies that the data was only taken from three different schools? Did you ignore the part on top, for added measure, that specifies what the standard grading system in the country is?

Holy fucking shit.
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>>389353696
because it's a modern day Bubsy
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W-we did it sonybros....
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>>389366041
Are you stupid or something? That website supports >>389365517 and >>389364890
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>>389353408
>Nintenbros got played once again
A donkey YouTuber and furries in Splatoon are going to fucking explode this games sales.
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>>389354478
ad score. Whew, dunno why I choked up so long, just couldn't get the words out my mouth.
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