MEMORIES BROKEN

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

>>389353250
F
He died doing what he loved

>>389353250
Rest in peace. A water monster dragged him into the deep

>>389353324
Wasn't he taking an underage girl to a remote island in order to "train" her?

>>389353250
TWIST
he drown'd

>>389353250
>light rail avenger
literally sounds like a jrpg attack skill

>>389353250
Yeah, rip.

>>389353250
SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, JACK

>>389353372
Not seeing an objection here

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>>389353372

>take a qt.314 out to an island to """tutor""" her in the way of swordplay
>canoe capsizes
>swords falls into the water
>drowned trying to recover the sword

Now that's a way to die

>>389353372

That's exactly why Senpai wont notice you.

>>389353372
Yes, he was going to hone her katana skills and mentor her the fruits of discipline. Like a master passing down his ancient skills to his pupil.

>>389353250
WHERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION?

>>389353520
Bushido demanded it

KAIROOOO

>>389353520
A samurai is nothing without his blade. He died with honor.

What was my name again?
I've even forgotten my name.

>>389353372
Yeah it was actual ninja training too they found 2 katana's on his boat.

>>389353651
>letting your sword fall off in the first place
no, he dishonored his bushido

>>389353250
Why didn't he just wear a life jacket if he's dogshit at swimming?

>>389353651
He was actually more dangerous without it than with it

>>389353662
Kairo Seijuro SENSEI, mind you

What happened?

>>389353673
>trying to raise your own ninja waifu
the hero we needed

>>389353520
It was actually the demons that drowned him. A tragic tale.

>>389353719

His final enemy was nature, it was an unwinnable battle.

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>>389353250
>mfw can never reliably input Perfect Storm

FUCKING LEARNING CURVES REEEEEEE

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>>389353372
>>389353250
F

>>389353385
No, that's his character name, his ultimate attack is Perfect Storm even if Missing Kid can do more damage under specific conditions.

>>389353832

he died trying so save someone from drowning

>winds caused his kayak to capsize
fucking literal kamikaze, he must have angered the Shinto gods

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>>389353916
Sounds like a thing you don't need.

Git gud

>>389353651
>didnt even die while holding his blade or in an honorable duel
Sounds like he pussied out

>>389353916
>missing kid, jump cancel into Teachers Arrested Finish with a just frame Perfect Storm
The only combo you'll ever need,lad.

>>389353832
A master and his pupil riding a kayak towards an island for a training session. Sea monsters lurking the lake lunge at his kayak and attack them. The master unleashes his ultimate omnislash technique to save his pupil and free her from the bonds of the sea monster in exchange for his life. A tragic tale.

>>389353969
It's a character name in a western game but a skill name in a jap game.

>>389353886
I'm sure he could swim, but it's a different story diving into a stream looking for something, the current will disorientate you and the dust will make it nearly impossible to see anything

is this a ruse?

post source

Hey, guys.
In his honor I shall carry Justice as the Dark Metal.
I use electrified fists and bare bulletproof over my entire body including my face.
Ask me anything.

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I need help should I finish this OC with:
>A) the usual with this kind of comics
>B) add a few panels and redraw the scene of jack the reaper with Raiden as OP realizing he´s a shitposter, finishing with the original final panel as the 'let it rip' face

>>389354157
http://www.lakeconews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=47777:authorities-identify-clearlake-man-who-drowned-after-falling-from-kayak&catid=1:latest&Itemid=197

>>389353662
The train samurai.

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>>389354218
fuck

>>389353324
>LRA is dead
It's true, then. There are now no heroes left in the world.

>>389354114
Yeah unless your an amazing swimmer if you ever get thrown into water you should NEVER dunk your head below the water and always try to face the shore.

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does anyone have source on the light rail avenger drowning?

>>389354218
He died undefeated in battle

Every since the light rail avenger died, I've named all my Souls characters Kairo Seijuro and used katanas. Also I pretend the MC of Nioh is Kairo's ancestor.

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>>389354218
Weeb in piss

I was actually going to try and contact this guy and pay for him to train in Japan, no joke. I was curious to see his potential and thought it would be potentially meme-worthy. This makes me really fucking sad.

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>the water demons took him from this world
>now his young apprentice must take up the blade and avenge him

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>The girl told officers that Jacintho was swimming back toward the kayak, then yelled “no” before disappearing under the surface, Brooks said.
Attacked out of his element in a battle without honor was the only way they could take him out
fucking fish people

The niggers fear the samurai.

>>389354218
>He's actually dead
I thought you guys were memeing. This is bullshit.

>>389354592
I said I'm gonna carry on Justice for him.
Just because he's gone doesn't mean his endgoal is.
As Dark Metal, I defend the city like a dark Knight.

>>389354592
shes probably just sucking chad dick

He's actually cool tho
dumb weebs jelly on him

>>389354747
who hurt you, kid?

>>389354439
He took the "Be like Water" mantra way too seriously.

>>389354808
chad obviously

>>389354808
> muhsoguny

>>389354747
She would chop chads dick in half for insulting her former weeb master with his normalfagness.

>>389353250
RIP in Peace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6m34K1ud8Q

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The world was too good for Kairo

How can any mortal man compete with a man who

>is a warrior for truth and justice
>a proven hero
>has a 5 STAGE plan to win any altercation
>is more dangerous without his sword than with it

Why didn't he simply use "that"?

>>389354330
There are no heroes left in man

>>389354990
implying chad isn't the sword master supreme and respectful towards any other sword masters

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OH MY RUBBER NEN

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F

>>389355102
>virgin swordsman drowns trying to save his sword
>chad samurai fucks his apprentice

>>389355048
>The world was too good for Kairo

I meant Kairo was too good for the world. Fuck!

>>389355053
Mortal in his presence, couldn't show his true power.

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>>389355069
AND I WILL FINISH
WHAT HE STARTED

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>>389355168
DELETE THIS

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He's battling the demons with Ken-sama in the other world now.

>>389355053
He would rather die than risk the life of his noble apprentice.

>>389355295
We didn't deserve them.
They're in a better place battling demons.

>>389353250
>drowned
I guess you can't fight the RULES OF NATURE

>>389355295
He also died?!???

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>>389354218
F
Too sugoi for this world

>>389355474
The tsunami claimed his life.

>>389355474
>He also died?!???

Fukushima Flood

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>>389355295

>forgetting about Kenichi Smith and his revolver of justice

For shame.

>>389353250
F

>>389355581
we need 4 more and we have our samurai 7 remake

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>>389354218
F
fucking water demons

>>389354747
Purification of demonic possession via sex. Unorthodox, but effective.

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>died protecting his pupil from a water-Oni
>she'll go back there in a decade and avenge the light rail avenger by killing the beast that took her masters life
>the student surpasses the teacher

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>>389354218
i was hoping it wasn't true...
He was cringy but he seemed like a cool dude.
and the light rail avenger story was pretty heart warming.....

>As Jacintho was trying to get to the kayak, he yelled “No!” and disappeared under the water, based on the teenager’s report to authorities, Brooks said.
the moment the water demon grabbed his ankle, fucking demons fighting without honor

>>389354218
f

>>389355825
>He was cringy

kys roastie/normalfag

>>389355650
I'm going to be the new one.
I'm sure I won't get killed.

>>389353250
At the very least nobody can deny his sick sword skills. Seriously that sheathing tho

>>389355940
Oh yeah?
*teleports behind you*

>Literally died to kamikaze
The nature called upon him to become a river spirit and guard those waters from demons for the safety of future sailors.

It was destined.

>>389356014
*blocks you with my electric gloves*
Water is weak to electricity.

>>389355581
The only one still alive from the weeb trio.

>>389356068
n-nani??

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>>389354218
>Jacintho’s drowning is the fifth on Clear Lake this year, all of them occurring since the Memorial Day weekend, Brooks said.

>All of the drowning victims were men, four of them having been boating shortly before their deaths occurred.

Holy fuck 5 water related deaths in such a short period in the same area?

Maybe it was a water creature after all.

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how do i get in "LRA MODE"

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>>389353250
Anybody got the DMC edit?

>>389355650
pic related?

>>389356108
pshh....nothin personell....kid....

>>389356187
get better shoulders and some pecs

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>>389355650

I elect Rich Piana

>Muscle Wizard
>Humanity couldn't even contain him, forced himself to leave it behind
>Ultimate attack: Scoops of Infinity

i did not enter this thread expecting feels.

>>389356215
Wasalu can be that young samurai apprentice that fucks the village girl

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was he /fa/

>>389356154
The water creature is the 16-year old girl.

>>389354218
See, water levels are always the worst.

protip: swimming with clothes on is hard

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>>389356405

>>389356303
Why all the good ones have to die so soon? whatever that 'man opening his own ass' pic was called, he died too not so long ago

>implying he didn't purposely die just to further hone his skills with other master swordmen in the afterlife

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>>389354218
A soul ship finds me
crystal waters call my name
I am dragged below

>>389356509
Goatse guy is dead?

>>389356271
dont need pecs to swing a sword
it's all in the arms

>>389355581
>You'll never play an action game with Ken-sama as a monk, Kenichi Smith as a ranger and Kairo Seijuro as a Samurai
It would be pretty fucking rad honestly.

>>389356509
Wait, goatse is kill too?
Fuck

He was 30...damn

>>389356551
it's the looks man

>>389356509
Goatse is fucking dead?

>>389353372
what's the issue here

>>389356551
The hard about me joining the league is having a disjointed hand, wrist, and broken arm.
Yet I'm gonna fight with my gloves.
I don't really want to use a weapon.

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>>389356593
>looks

Rookie error kid...

>>389356551
Your pecks do provide leverage to your arms.

>>389353250
But why did Scottsdale rape a missing kid? Were the teachers helping him?

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>>389355650
>>389356303
>>389356509
>forgetting the man
Man fuck you newfags. Someday we'll make it.

>>389356702
das yo back and shoulders, mein brudder

>>389356580
He got assfucked to death by a horse I think

>>389356806
That wasn't goatse guy

>>389356550
>>389356580
>>389356619
I remember a thread about, but I can´t find any article about it so it may be fake after all
Rich is 100% death tho

>>389356806

That was some other guy, going by the name Mr.Hands or something. Intestines exploded.

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>>389356154
>Can't find a 6th victim on google.
He fucking beat it guys!

>>389354218
It's been almost one year...

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>>389353673
>so autistic he was ACTUALLY going to train her
>probably get busted for attempted rape anyway

>>389356774
Mang
Put your left hand on your right peck and flex your right arm to the left like in a hugging motion.

>>389356154
There have been no drownings on the lake since, however. Do you think he managed to drag that water demon down to hell with him?

>>389356889
I'll fight that water demon.
My element is electricity.
Surely I won't be defeated so easily.

>>389356509
>whatever that 'man opening his own ass' pic was called, he died too not so long ago
What, seriously? Goatse's dead? Why are they killing all our heroes?

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>>389354218
>he died fighting evil water spirits with his loyal friend and sword
if he had to go, im glad it was like this

>>389353651
No Anon, the Warrior*IS* the blade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1N0IvW6HyI

>>389356889
He sacrificed himself to save his apprentice and more innocent lifes, a true hero.
F

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>>389355295
>tfw his apprentice returns to the lake in 10 years to enter the underworld and destroy the water oni with the spirit of her master
I'd read the shit out of this if it was a manga.

>this man's entire adult life up to and including his death is a meme

I wonder what his parents think.

>>389356942
Normie piece of vomit

>>389356702
well ok i looked it up and advice says that ALL muscles groups are important and that stamina and endurance are top because if you get tired swinging around (weapon) youre dead
so train erryting but your arms and grip are paramount especially you ability to support extra weight, which would imply back, shoulders and core muscles plus legs along with chest muscles

tldr everything matters along with stamina and endurance
chest muscles

someone has to search the girl and continue the training, she need to reach her ultimate level

>Going to train his young apprentice and maybe even lose his virginity

It took an act of god to stop him, he surely took the water demon to hell with him.

>>389355225
That's it, I'm making her in XCOM 2.

>>389353372
>train
He want to exorcise the evil youkai inside her, only for the youkai came out from her body earlier than anticipated. He was caught off guard & killed.

He shone too bright. Why is it always the clueless retards that God takes from us first?

>>389357058
I would be pretty proud that my son spent his life fighting crime and died with his boots on doing what he loved.

>>389357250
Because they're clueless retards.

>>389357270
>died with his boots on
Yeah, and filled with water.

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>>389356550

>White people

>>389357058
he lived more brilliantly than almost any of us ever will

>>389357270
I wonder if they gave a nip funeral with a picture of him surrounded by incense like in anime.

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>>389354218
>As Jacintho was trying to get to the kayak, he yelled “No!” and disappeared under the water

>>389357354
This.
He was a master of the blade.
He was an actual hero.
He had a cute kohai who he was training.
He died slaying a water demon.

How can any of us claim to be half the man he was?

>>389357464
We must all aspire to be more like him

>>389357464
>>389357695
I'm telling you, he inspired me to stand up for justice.

>>389357382
He probably left a will. He seems like the kind of guy who would.

>>389355650
Brendan Williams

>>389357765
Who do you think got his sword?

>>389353250
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>>389357765
I actually a will of myself, since I'm somehow jewish some of my relatives would give me a jewish funeral but I fucking hate them so I just want my body to be cremated.
It's not a bad idea to write a will, you can also leave instructions in case you get retarded from an accident or a disease.

>>389357862
The girl

>>389357862
The sword was never recovered I think.

>>389357862
His apprentice. She now carries his will.

>>389357862
It was lost to the water demon. His apprentice must retrieve it to lay at his grave once she is strong enough to battle the oni.

>>389356995
Goatse, That kid who made the Video Games song, and even light rail

>>389357862
His apprentice of course

>>389356738
Man, he was way too young.
F

>>389357909
>you can also leave instructions in case you get retarded
If I ever buy a game with Denuvo, I want to be taken off life support.

>>389355168
>Implying a Chad would carry a katana
A true Chad wields the superior european broadsword.

>>389356738
how did zyzz die anyway? was it the roids?

>>389358118
He ascended, leaving his earthly shell behind.

>>389358118
>roids
Brah...

>>389358118
Yep

>>389358090
haha you wish child

>>389358118
Steamy sauna + Roids + a faulty heart.

>>389358118
it was roids, and then doing coke, going into a sauna and trying to bang a girl, a hear can only take so much brah

>>389358090
sacredblacksmith.gif

>>389357963
You almost make it sound like a quest.

>>389358019
We should add the Blackout Band kid to the 7. He can be the bard.

>>389353250
How the fuck can drowning be real? Just swim back up nigga

>>389357963
And there it rests, at the bottom of the demon's lair. Clearlake was no longer as its name implied, the waters forever stained by the Avenger's blood. The demon sleeps with its treasure, but it's victory can only be temporary. In time, when the world needs it most, a challenger shall brave the bloodstained waters of the foul creature and claim the hero's sword.

>>389358316
QUEST ADDED: The Lady Of The Lake

So the correct order for maximum DPS is
>Suspect Confession
>Scottsdale Rape
>Teachers Arrested
>Missing Kid
>Perfect Storm

>>389358035
How did a young, /fit/ lad suffered a cardiac arrest? For Piana, its steroids and too much calories.

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>>389358410
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

What are some games that let me pay tribute to LRA?
So far I am thinking Saints Row 2 by making LRA and only using the katana.

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>>389353324
>>389353334
Wait what

>>389354218
Ir was a year ago holly shit how we didn't know???????

>>389358508
DMC3SE/DMC4SE as Vergil

>>389358560
t. newfag

>>389355215
>>389355326
There have been no deaths since Jacintho's, so obviously he either used "that" or his apprentice managed tp avenge him, most likely with "that" or her own variation of the technique.

>>389358350
So then who are the 7? Ill draw it

So who would be the main hero in the game LRA?

>>389358487
>Hmmm. The kayak flipped here.
>The current would have carried it to those rocks.
>Rock's scathed. The sword was here...
>Footprints. Nekkers.

>>389358597
Not an oldfag but I'm here since 2007-2008
Seriously I didn't see any thread on /v/ about him just his regular gif on filename threads being posted.

>>389358638
Light Rail Avenger, Ken-sama, Kenichi, the Blackout Band kid, and we got three more spots

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Is his death confirmed or is it just one of those whacky reddit memes?

>>389358781
Zyzz

>>389358793
Did you not read the article?

>>389358781
His name is hunter watson i think

>>389358793

>>389354218

>>389358639
LRA obviously, the better question is who would be the main villian and rival

>>389358793
They posted the news article above dude

>>389358781
>>389358847
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/washingtonpost/obituary.aspx?pid=180568532

Yeah that's him.

>>389358781
john from that shit was so cash copypasta is also dead

>>389358781
I want to join but do I have to get myself killed before you fucks care about me?

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>>389356405
fucking hell

>>389358964
>john from that shit was so cash copypasta is also dead
No way.
I don't believe you.

>>389358424
The correct order is
>Missing Kid
>Scottsdale Rape
>Dash cancel into Suspect Confession
>Teachers Arrested
>Perfect Storm

>>389358864
His brother would be one of them. He was known for spreading bullshit about him online.

>>389355225
>Light rail girl descends into the depths to avenge her master's death against the water demons, only to discover he's become one.

WE'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING WE CAN

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Do we know if the girl is still following the way of the samurai?

If someone died trying to tutor me, I'd become the best damn swordfighter in the world, even if I went into it as a joke.

>>389354218
Safe passages through the underwold and rebirth in a noble family that is close to the Dharma.

>>389358781
Elliot Rodger would work unless we arent using people who's death is the actual. He's also not very heroic.

>>389358864
Chris Chan

>>389358763
I don't remember seeing any threads either but his death was well known here, maybe you just don't browse that often.

>>389359194
*the actual meme.

>>389359194
This is a game for heroes.
The Supreme Gentleman was a villain.

>>389359194
Elliot Rodger is one of the villains.

>>389354218
>>389353250


Lol fuck this retard.

>>389358793
kys retard

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>>389358410
>>389358487
>>389358685

>>389358781
>>389358807
>>389358847
Alright so we got:
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)

>>389359194
Eliot could work if we can get 7 villains too.

>>389359194
He would work well as the edgy Sasuke-tier rival
>Insecure, has to prove himself because deep down he knows he's not the best
>Tryhard laugh
>Kills people because muh feels and muh hatred

>>389357250
DSP still here. Boogie still here fucking cuphead journalist is still here

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>>389358118
Lack of cardio + steroids = heart & lungs is weak compared to body size
Weak heart + hardcore sauna session = heart panics badly, and lungs starts hurting
If you add in some drugs or too much coffee to that, its not going to end well, if you go too far into the Sauna.

Its not "steroids killz kidz" but more like "steroid kills weak body, kidz". There is also limits to how big a body your heart + lungs can support, even if its really huge

>>389359414
Rich Piana as Barbarian.

>>389359181

>joke

Fuck off, wizard

>>389359097
yeah, the guy died in a car crash in 2007

>>389359414
Do they have to be dead?

>>389359414
Goatse. The lover

>>389359602
Technically no cause Kenichi is alive.

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>Closing up to a year since he died

>>389359542
You mean Muscle Wizard.

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>>389359414
John and his gf.

>>389355540
>>389355563

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA WEEBS DROPPING LIKE FLIES

>>389357963
Wait wait wait. How long does it take for swords to rust underwater?

>>389359602
Yes

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>>389358271
>>389358297
>>389359536
>Sauna kills big ass motherfuckers who could punch through faces with ease
>mean while finns use sauna as a relaxment
Truly finns are the strongest race

>>389359693
Ken-sama is only memetically dead. As far as I know, the guy in the pic is still alive.

>>389359414
>>389359542
>>389359667
I like Rich as a muscle wizard.

So one spot left?

>>389359602
>Do they have top be dead
>A few hours alter another known internet person shows up dead

>>389359789
weak hearts and heat do not mix

>>389359728
Don't be daft. It's masterwork japanese steel, folded 1000 times. It will never rust.

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>>389353250
Best movelist ever

>>389357045
Sadly without the appeal of it being a real life story it would be a very bland and generic manga

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>>389357346
Jesus.

>>389358537
>he didn't leave Perfect Storm as his ultimate attack

weak

>>389359650
We need some proofs that goatse is dead. And I think he'd be better on the villain list.

Randy Stair as villain when

>>389359852
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)
>rich piana - muscle wizard
>goatse - the lover
>paulie carbone (shit was so cash) - the drinker

>>389354218
Rest in peace sweet prince

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>>389354218
F

>>389360231
>The Drinker
>not Alchemist
He's gonna brew you some really cash potions

>>389360196
>implying Randy could even hit LRA
Randy is a joke boss

>>389360231
It's gotta be 7.

Keep John/Paulie in, and move goatse to the villain list.

>>389354218
>just "fell out of his kayak"
how much do you wanna bet that he tried to rape the 16 year old and died in the struggle either intentionally or by accident, and she tried to cover it up

>>389360231
Wouldn't goatse be the grappler?

>>389359789
Men conditioned like modern bodybuilders look fantastic but aren't built to handle shit outside modern society. Africans are scrawny as shit for a reason, it's literally too hot for them to have any other body type. A bodybuilder would lose most of his/her mass starting immediately if they were cut off from their ability to eat 6-10 times a day, supplements, and very specific gym exercises. It's a body that only exists in modern society.

That's only for extreme tiers though, obviously they'd maintain some mass but they'd start losing almost immediately because frankly from nature's standpoint you really aren't supposed to push your body that far, which is why they have to eat that much in the first place. When you get to that level it's a constant battle against your own body to maintain.

>>389360345
I wouldn't.
I went kayaking last week. I can totally believe that he'd fall out. Its very easy to get off balance, especially if you hit choppy water.

>>389360336
Heroes
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)
>rich piana - muscle wizard
>paulie carbone (shit was so cash) - the alchemist

Villains
>goatse
>elliot rodger

Hunter Watson, voice of /our song/ died at 20.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
Get him on the party.

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>>389356550
sheet goatsman got hit?

>>389360231
>>389360292
Okay so:
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)
>Rich Piana - (Muscle) Wizard
>John (Paulie Carbone (shit was so cash)) - Alchemist

And 7 villains:
>Supreme Gentleman (Eliot Rodger)
>Goatse

Who else?

>>389358560
I've seen someone mention him being dead almost every time his gif is posted or the vergil variant since december or january

>>389360501
Chris chan for villain

>>389356550
Yeah, ruptured rectum.

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>>389360480
Oh he's already there, dumb me.

>>389360465
Viper the rapper known for music videos full of anime girls

>>389360454
Even more so if you're presumably fully clad in your katana getup.

>>389354218
They told him he couldn't cut the ocean, but he wouldn't listen.

>>389360662
Viper the rapper is still alive and kicking, even after his hospital visit.

>>389360465
Alright, im going to start drawing

He had a pure warriors spirit despite this fucked up modern world which holds us all down.

Truly a legendary hero. Gone but not forgotten.

>>389360501
Mad Thad?

>>389360794
He's not dead though

>>389360465
>>389360336
>>389360231
YOU FUCKERS FORGOT MOTHERFUCKING CHAD WARDEN

HOW DO YOU FORGET CHAD-DADDY?

>>389360860
Prison is close enough

>>389357346
>>389360078
What's funny about that pic?

>>389360748
If we 404 it will be on my tumblr. Tumblr/blog/Moltengarnett

>>389360501
>>389360582
>>389360794
Heroes:
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)
>Rich Piana - (Muscle) Wizard
>John (Paulie Carbone (shit was so cash)) - Alchemist

Villains:
>Supreme Gentleman (Eliot Rodger)
>Goatse
>Chris-chan (Christine Weston Chandler)
>Mad Thad (Thaddeus McMichael)

Three more. Dead people preferred, but not a hard rule since Kenichi is alive.

>>389360941
Nick Bates.

>>389360386
>me and roommate bros
>hes like a neckbeard except for the fact he has some wierd /fit/ streak in him making him work out 4-5 times a week for like 4 hours
>we share the food openly because were bros
>both end up broke as fuck for 2 weeks
>he still devours everything within his sights
>ask him to slow down and he gets pissy like some fucking woman snapping that hes hungry after eating 4 times that day already
>told him eating just for gains when we can barely afford bills at the moment is wasteful as fuck
>doesnt talk to me for a week

>>389360582
chris chan is alive
though dead inside

>>389360913
Just a /tv/ meme.

Can you imagine the kind of weirdo hambeast kind of girl would want to train in swordsmanship?

>>389360501
Zyzz and Rich Piana is too redundant, should leave one and add a real wizard

>>389361164
She was a cute loli though. No idea how she looks like now.

>>389360941
No more living. Ken is just an exception

>>389361164
I knew some cute weebs in highschool that probably would have done it

>>389353250
>there are people reading this thread RIGHT NOW who don't make use of Scottsdale Rapes given any opportunity
You'd think anyone would be able to see the use of such a fast, multihit move that can easily set up just about any combo you can think of but then people chimp out and are all "b-b-but muh Suspect Confession damage".

>>389360941
Fritzl needs to hurry and die

>>389361246

Would they have gotten into a kayak to go train on a secluded island with this guy?

Fuck, This episode is heart wrenching.
I can't wait for the saga to continue.

LRA was a true hero.

>>389361405
>implying you wouldn't

>>389360941
pamperchu

>>389353916
Literally just spam Scottsdale Rapes and you'll win 90% of the time

>>389360941
>>389361239
I can agree with that. I added Chris and Mad Thad just because they're iconic, and it can be argued that they're both dead inside.

>>389353250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0A8cswhc-Y

Is this him too?

>>389360345
Wouldnt make any sense
To fall in the water and drown would imply he attempted it while in the kayak, which is just unfeasible, no one would do that.
She could have knocked him out while in the island and dragged him to the water but how in the fuck would a 16 year old accomplish that against a man older than her let alone someone that is at least self-taught in some form of combat.

>>389361586

That is literally the light rail incident he is famous for.

>>389360867
He aint dead yet

>>389360941
Remove Chris
Just his existence is already cringy enough without you faggots trying to shoehorn him into everything

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>>389361631
Welp, never heard the word "light rail" before so I thought it was some video game reference.

>be a master of the blade
>protect the peace
>have a cute apprentice willing to learn the art
>die fighting an evil water spirit to save your apprentice
He was too good for this world

>>389353520
>Not just making a new sword out of the canoe paddle
Miyamoto Musashi would be disappointed.

You could honestly write a Persona game about this.

>>389354218
poor bastard

>>389361586
First time I've actually seen this, what an absolute hero.
A real human being.
>>389361701
But somebody has to be the first boss.

>>389355474
Ken-sama is not a real person

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>>389353324
>think /v/'s just memeing
>look it up
>he's actually fucking dead
What the hell, man?

>>389360941
>>389360941
Alright so I figured Mr. Hands is dead so why not:

Heroes:
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)
>Rich Piana - (Muscle) Wizard
>John (Paulie Carbone (shit was so cash)) - Alchemist

Villains:
>Supreme Gentleman (Eliot Rodger)
>Goatse
>Chris-chan (Christine Weston Chandler)
>Mad Thad (Thaddeus McMichael)
>Mr. Hands (Kenneth Pinyan)

Two more villains

>>389361860

I like how the dude he was saving tries to take the sword from him to use it and he slaps his arm away like ONLY THE DISCIPLINED CAN WIELD THIS BLADE. I wonder if he would have actually stabbed them if they didn't back off.

>>389361821
Light rail pretty much just means commuter train.

>>389361860
>But somebody has to be the first boss.
Think of someone else
What about Quentin? If no one knows if hes still alive we can just assume he is dead, but he shouldnt be the first boss though.

>>389362091
Remove Chris ffs

>>389362114
he totally would. He straight up told the news how he would cut them in half and what moves he would use.

>>389357405
>He realized his sword abandoned him because he lost his honor as the Light Rail Avenger

>>389362091
Wouldn't "shit was so cash" guy be a villain?
That whole pasta is antagonistic.

>>389362091
Mister Hands dindu nuffin.
Add Nick Bate the shiteating Pedo instead.

>>389362293
If we have over 7 maybe, but Chris makes a pretty recognizable villain.

>>389362532
You make a good point, but he could be like the rival that joins later.

>>389362587
We got no other good suggestions and he's rotting in jail like Mad Thad so I'll add him.

Heroes:
>Light Rail Avenger (Kairo Seijuro) - Samurai
>Ken-sama - Monk
>Kenichi Smith - Ranger/Gunman
>Hunter Watson - Bard
>Zyzz (Aziz Shavershian) - Fighter(?)
>Rich Piana - (Muscle) Wizard
>John (Paulie Carbone (shit was so cash)) - Alchemist

Villains:
>Supreme Gentleman (Eliot Rodger)
>Goatse
>Chris-chan (Christine Weston Chandler)
>Mad Thad (Thaddeus McMichael)
>Mr. Hands (Kenneth Pinyan)
>Nick Bate

>>389362091
Abatap, the Genius Hacker, as a villain.

>>389362532
True love is indistinguishable from hate, he tried to save all of us by confronting us with our weaknesses.

>>389362091
www.tumblr.com/blog/moltengarnett so the heroes will be here when im done. not sure if I will do the villains though. If this thread is still up, I will post it here first.

When the water demons pulled him under he realized there was no escape, so he drew his blade to go down in one last stand, quick /v/ what song played while he fought till his last breath?

>>389362306
>I already had a 5 stage plan in case to take them down and anyone who got in the way
>That's just how I do things
But no plans on how not to drown?

>>389361164
The only two girls I ever knew who were into weeb stuff were real cuties. One was into kendo since she was 10 yo. Cute and very nice, but she wouldn't let me touch her bamboo sword. And I mean it literally, she was not a trap.
The other was into anime (normie tier shit, but hey) and even took fucking ninjitsu classes. She had a loli body type (21yo), was cute as fuck but had a rotten bitch personality.

>>389362881
Stage 5: if all else fails, die a hero

>>389362874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_wKk3RIsv8

>>389354456
well, I know what I'm doing tonight

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>>389362874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-ohgIpLSI8

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>dead guy adventures
Just give me the feeling, push my motor every day.

>>389362770
>>389362215
look at this please
Is Quentin applicable

>>389362874
https://youtu.be/UwVlXEuaZ80

>>389357352
>white "people"

ftfy

>>389353250
>that move list on the right

HEAT OF THE DESERT