new leaked image of Skyrim Creation Club

>>389346304
>are they selling the items
But anon, the mods are free (after you buy creation club coins)

>>389346304
Anon we all know they'll just make shit versions of already popular free mods.

>>389346304
>5 dollars for a bundle of leeks
5 DOLLARS

>>389346304
HD retextures, all those items are vanilla

and they're not even good retextures

>>389347315
those aren't even real leeks

>>389346304
why not just make HD food pack?

>not changing the sweet roll to a donut

>>389347432
Do you even Jew?

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>>389346304
>5 fucking dollars for a fucking leek retexture

This isn't real. I refuse to believe it.

>>389346304
people in /v/ will actually believe this

>>389347432
it's jewery. so everything is going to be modular and parted out into a billion parts so each one can be sold.
i don't like human beings anymore, they basically are all trained to pull this jew bullshit.
no wonder people are so violent and full of hate.

is this real?

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I'd rather buy actual fucking food.

>>389347315
>>389347339
>>389347432
>>389347528
It's clearly meant to show the obvious jewery of Creation Club. Those aren't made by Bethesda, like the horse power armor

>>389346304
consolefags will still buy it

>>389347616
I know they're not. It's still hilariously bad.

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wait why wuld you pay money for in-game food you cant even use

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>muh 5$ for a retexture
>it's not even a real retexture, the texture is just less compressed
>FIVE DOLLARS

actually I'm not even mad, knowing people will throw hundred of dollars for something free will just make me feel good to not be an addicted retard

>>389347679
You wouldn't. That's the point. People are trying to fuck with Bethesda

>>389347748
but the mods are curated, which means that beth approved them, which means that they aren't 'fucking' with bethesda at all.

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>>389346304
cmon todd if you want to charge for 5 fucking dollars at least make high res one

>>389346304
Honestly I would buy that loaf of bread. That's a nice loaf of bread.

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Holy shit this is actually worse than Valve's attempt.

Like to the point that I don't think these are even worth pirating.

FULLY
MODELLED

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>>389346304
What a
LEEK

>>389347924
I don't think Bethesda has any people looking at the mods individually, but I don't really know the process. Still, this isn't serious content. The creator isn't thinking that anyone will buy it

>>389346304
>CC downloads all of the mods on the service
>you can just write your own esp/esm and unlock without paying anything
People who give Bethesda money are the dumbest fucking people on earth.

>>389347924
they're approved because they fit the criteria of
1: does what it promises
2: actually works
3: doesn't break anything else

>food in a video game costs more than food in real life

>>389348050
I don't think that's possible on consoles, which is where the Creation Club is

How much for SKSE 64?

>>389347432
>ooo piece of candy! ooo piece of candy!

>>389346304
They spent so much money and took so much heat and the first paid mods they throw out are fucking garbage.

They really couldn't of at least put some effort for the first few?

>>389348050
>People who give Bethesda money are the dumbest fucking people on earth.
bethshitters are fucking retarded, they actually think fallout 4 has decent writing and a genuine 8/10 game.

>>389348050
All of the mods are downloaded automatically? Are they retarded?

>>389348115
>which is where the Creation Club is
It's also on pc my dude.

So you're telling me digital food costs more than real food?

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>>389348174
>Bethesda
>Not retarded
Pick one, only one, and very carefully.

>>389348174
http://www.pcgamer.com/bethesdas-creation-club-archive-is-being-downloaded-automatically/

>>389348174
Word is that's how they planned to bypass Sony and Microsoft regulations on downloads.

>>389348258
$3 for a cheese wheel means either someone's getting ripped off or else you're buying shitty cheese

$1.50 for a loaf of bread is a cheap baker or expensive store bread

$5 leeks mean you're buying organic crap

$2 for a sweetroll... that's gonna be a good sweetroll

>>389348237
what the fuck. They already have the Steam mod page, which has free mods, and the nexus. Why would Bethesda launch a third platform for mods on a device that already has the like

>>389348318
Top fucking kek
>>389348304
>>389348301
This couldn't have gone any better for us/worse for them if they tried

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>>389346304
>reskin of a loaf of bread costs more than the IRL bread

>>389348459
so we just need a crack now yes?

>>389348050
>have to download 500GB of assorted HD packs you weren't going to use in the first place

>>389346304
A
FUCKING
LEEK

>>389348505
stop buying your bread at walmart
proper bread costs more unless you make it yourself

>>389346304
>a bunch of digital leaks is 2-3 times more expensive than actual, physical, IRL leaks
What a time to be alive

Reddit is actively campaigning against Bethesda's Creation Club.

Doesn't that make you want to support Bethesda's Creation Club?

Do it for the principle. Show Reddit who's boss!

>>389348550
To say nothing of how the Nexus has a better HD pack, which's size is a WHOLE lot less than Bethesda's incompetent intern tier HD pack

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>People are uploading horse armor and hd food jewery to the creation club to sink the paid mods initiative
POST YFW YOU REALIZED

>>389348560
>using leek instead of loaf

you fucked up brah

>>389348678
It's a fucking meme you donut.
Leek begins with "le" like "leaf" does.
Fuck me.

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>>389348649
I agree fellow Anonymous poster(s), let us not be lame Redditors and instead support the greatest RPG developers of all time in their deliverance of high quality content!

>>389348508
Not even a crack, just a script that will extract and repackage the mods when you install the creation club

>it cost less to buy an actual leek than a poorly meshed slightly higher texture model in a game from 6 years ago

>>389348771
and loaf is literally leaf with an O instead of an E

>>389347419
>>389347315

way more expansive than real leeks.

Kind of funny.

>>389348793
That's a six year old game you're looking at

>>389348813
But leek sounds more like leaf than loaf. It fits better because it rhymes you autistic faggot

>>389348505
>full loaf of bread less than $1.5
Where do you live?

>>389348862
Not him, but in spain it pretty much costs 1€ wherever i go

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Yes! time for classic memes.

>>389349013
damn, when did spain become morocco tier?

>>389348862
Croatia.

>>389348775
just fucking die you cancer riddled faggot

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>>389349056

>>389346304
Leek leaks? What will they think of next?

>>389349056
IT'S PLAYING. IT'S PLAYING IN MY HEAD ANON GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>389349058
Bread is consumed in spain way more than in most countries desu, just makes sense that is cheap as fuck

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>>389349110
Anonymous poster, that's no way to talk to the greatest RPG developer of all time. If you say that again I will personally take away your copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition TM and Fallout 4 TM. I have powers and contacts with the good folks at Valve and they will stop you from playing our games.

>>389348665
Bethesda actually has to approve the mods first before they get on the storefront... which makes this even MUCH MUCH MUCH more fucking stupid

>>389349249
>>389348775
I like to imagine Todd is the one who Toddposts, he used to troll usenet forums back in the day, I'm sure he's been to /v/ once or twice.

>>389349365
They SAY that, but do you think they are actually going through a strict process? They're just making sure it's functional before they put it up

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Today I will remind them

The absolute state of this generation.

A re-released unnecessary remaster of Skyrim (PS4 and Xbox One have no real Elder Scrolls game of their own). This generation summed up in one sentence.

The Elder Scrolls Skyrim Remaster for PS4, Xbox One, PC, Skyrim VR PC and PS4, and Nintendo Switch. This is the creativity of this generation.

im so confused... bethesda released the thing you need to make mods in the first place, right?

why are they also releasing their own, paid mods? is this just for console players?

>>389348665
>>389349365
>>389349479
Wait so Todd isn't making the mods?

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This REALLY makes me think

>>389349479
I think even that's a bit optimistic. They're probably only making sure the mods don't have any copyright infringement in them. Textures, music, etc.

>>389349058
Around the 8th century

>>389348027
I think this is satire, like that Immersive Paywall mod uploaded to the nexus during the last go at Paid Mods

>>389348438
$

>>389349239
Sincerely doubt you consume more bread than my country (belgium)
it costs €2.10

>>389349521
Plus

>TES6 not currently in development when TES games generally take 4-5 years to develop
Gotta milk Skyrim and Fallout 4 for all its worth

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>>389346304
those textures don't even look good.

>>389349612
No they're community made and the mod makers get a cut.

Seemingly mod makers are just uploading trash to ruin the service so it wont gain traction

>>389348027
you have no choice but to pirate them as they are automatically downloaded and then locked until you buy them

literally on disk dlc

>>389349612
Nope

>>389349163
YA TA TA, YA DIBBY DOBBY DEE LA DA DEE DA DEE DALLA DILLY DEEBY DO

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>>389349756
THEY DO LOOK GOOD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF WEABOO GARBAGE TRASH

BUY IT NOW YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE KEK

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>>389346304
>console mods

How long till devs catch on this and make their games mod friendly to rake in cake alongside DLC?

>>389349764
I thought Bethesda was supposed to be vetting these. Like, that was the entire point of the storefront.

>>389349764
They not getting a cut.

You guys ever think of just ignoring the creation club? Fallout 4 and skyrim were never good games. Why make a fuss about adding on to the garbage

>>389349837
nah

I'll just texture the food myself in Gimp on the PC version.

>>389349764
>>389349784
Who's getting paid then?

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>>389347616
>Those aren't made by Bethesda, like the horse power armor

>>389346862
>the mods are free
You silly little boy you, they are not mods. You can clearly see that those are mini-DLCs :^)

>>389347432
because the Creation Club NotMods can only have 4000 lines of code. They have to be split up to fit the guidelines..... and to make mo money of course

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For fuck sake, how the fuck are you kids still complaining about this shit?

I have already said it and i shall say it again, the Creation Club is actually a revolutionary achievement by Bethesda.

Just look at me. I can safely say that the Creation Club changed my fucking life.

Before knowing it, i was a NEET addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, chan, fap, vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I bought $100 worth of credits for some mods. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed.

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>>389346304
Don't be retarded. This is obviously fake. Don't get me wrong, is still hate the CC with a burning passion.

>>389349972
so HD baskets are fine but something actually worth paying for like Enderal would be a no-go?

>>389349953
>>389349936
Modders get a pathetic cut and Bethesda gets the majority I believe

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>Lets make a shitty incomplete game
>And have modders wipe our arse
>And then charges people for mods we don‘t make
Gotta give it to him, Todd is a business genius

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>>389349943
>myself

HOW DARE YOU USE UNAUTHORIZED AND NOT BETHESDA APPROVED PAID MO- QUALITY CONTENT

I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND PREORDER TEN COPIES OF FALLOUT 4 VR + SEASON PASS USING YOUR CREDIT CARD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SEWAGE EATING LIMP DICKED SEMEN GUZZLING SHITLORD

>>389349957
I know. It was made to remind people Oblivion's infamous horse armor dlc

>>389350062
lol no, anything more than an additional item or a reskin is probably impossible. They can't even add Quest Lines or Companions to this shit.

>>389349938
You guys ever think of just ignoring woman abuse? Laura and Samantha were never good gals. Why make a fuss about adding on to the garbage

>>389349953
Bethesda. Modder gets barely anything

PR Disaster Club sure was a great idea.

>>389350063
No. Modders paid once for alpha, once for beta, once for finished mod. After this bethesda taking all money from this mod.

>>389349938
>You guys ever think of just ignoring the creation club?
they set a precedent for mod jewery, which other publishers will follow, it's not excluded they will go after nexus, like beth did with cheat engine (cant modify a value on your own memory goy)

>You guys ever think of just ignoring dlcs?
>You guys ever think of just ignoring season passes?
>You guys ever think of just ignoring early access turds?
>You guys ever think of just ignoring microtansactions?
>You guys ever think of just ignoring loot boxes?

So Bethesda voluntarily got people to work for Bangladeshi clothes factory tier wages to improve the games they're to lazy to fix themselves

man I wish I had Todd's business sense

>>389350062
I don't think they have a script extender available like they do on PC, so no mods that actually changes anything

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>>389346304
>leeks are more expensive than the rest

Out of all the foods you encounter the most.....

>>389350267
Not really.

I mean, the Creation Club stuff isn't meant to actually fix anything.

>>389349701
Prices are lower on everything in Spain because the salaries are also low. We also scam foreigners making them pay from 2 to 5 times the price they would find it outside of a tourist trap. We litterally make a living out of ripping off brits and krauts.

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>>389350086
>*installs free mod*

>>389347432
Jews

>>389350241
I buy all of those and enjoy it, what are you going to do about it?

>>389350439
>We litterally make a living
Barely

>>389349013
WUT
Vivo en el centro de Madrid y no he visto una barra de pan a más de 75 céntimos en mi vida. ¿Eres un pijo subnormal, o directamente no has hecho la compra en tu vida?

Does Gaben get anything from this?

>digital foods are more expensive than real foods

LMAOOOO anyone who buys this shit deserves to put into concentration camps

I would only accept paid mods if they could make perfect porn mods that seamlessly works with the game.

>>389350687
No, why should he?

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>>389350493

>>389350772
He can put a patent on the concept of paid mods

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>>389350837
IT'S NOT PAID MODS

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>>389346304
Good fucking lord. The textures aren't even good looking. They're squashing and stretching all over the fucking place.

>>389349867
So far they don't need to, making tiny bursts of content and turning into gambling is doing just fine. This only works with Bethesda because they have a big community working on their games. Or had, rather.

>>389350940
More like paid reskins, right Todd? Calling them mods would be to generous.

so given there's a shitload of small texture packs that are already downloaded

how long until Bethesda introduces the concept of mod lootboxes?

>>389350146
I already do.

>>389350940
Of course it's paid mini-"""""dlcs""""".

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why pete lied about not selling small free time mods on their licensed platform?

>>389350146
Way ahead of you friend.

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>>389351124
>mod lootboxes

Say concerned citizen, that is an interesting idea. I do hope that it's not patented!

>>389350940

*pirates Fallout 4™*

>>389348614
Where the fuck are you shopping? The local supermarket here sells fresh baked unsliced bread for cheaper than wonderbread.

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Meanwhile.....

>>389351278
no it's not... I MEAN yes yes I totally patented it, no point in pursuing it

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>>389351381
did medieval ages just let cheese rot in table?

>>389351518
All cheese is produces by some form of rot mate
"american cheese product" is not fucking cheese

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>>389351401
Now you, show me your patent. Please.

>>389346862
I still think it's hilerious that this is actually how Bethesda justified it on the FAQ page.

LET ME GUESS

>>389350493
why are his hands invisible

>>389351518
It depends on the kind of cheese but usually they had a cellar for the cheese to rot in.

>>389351518
Not only that, but theres an awful lot of food in everyone's houses and shit. I would think proper food would be hard to get in those days.

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>>389351518
Mould cheese is fucking delicious, shame that I tend to sleep bad when I eat it.

Todd.
Stop.
This isn't funny anymore.

>>389351586

holy shit this is an amazing edit

>>389351703
i once got some wicked trippy dreams after eating mould cheese. might have just been the cheese, not the mould, though

>>389351381
on what entries lore friendly cabbage is based on

>>389351628
they aren't, look closer. they're the same color as the ground

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>>389351716
It was never funny. Now preorder Fallout 4 VR like the good little fanboy shit you are and don't you dare mention that shitty developer that ruined the Fallout series.

>>389351698
houses would contain a lot of food because they had to stockpile it to get through the winter
During fall you'd naturally find a lot of preserved foods like grains, cheeses, long shelf life fruits like apples, salted meats and fish etc in homes to make it through the winter.

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>>389349489
delet this

>>389351842

I don't think people who are stockpiling for winter would leave their food all over the table or just sitting on some shelves.

>>389351703
good nutrition for morning

>>389351842
You seem to like the old times.

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>there's still no mod that puts Todd Howard himself in either Fallout or ES

>>389351835

Do you mean Obsidian? Cause I love Fallout New Vegas! What was your favorite part of that game Todd?

>>389351698
Could you imagine living in a time before food was invented? We are so lucky that we have food these days.

>>389350512

>I eat shit and I even lick my fingers, what are you going to do about it?

lol, he's proud of being fucked in the ass

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>>389352037
FUCK OFF AND DIE OBSIDRONE

Can I get an angry farmer Todd telling you to buy his fucking leaks?

>>389351948
tables no, but there would likely be some foods on shelves for easy access

cheeses would be good for this as a properly sealed cheese is very hard to spoil, also not every peasant hovel would have a dedicated larder

>>389352115
For enough money probably.

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Guys look you don't have to pay for Todd's mods

>>389349056
>That thing is extremely close to being 15 years old
Where did the time go?

>>389346304
>bethesda opened a digital grocery store
You cant make this shit up

>>389351518
Your lack of culture is showing, Americunt

>>389352169

They would probably keep it in boxes or barrels or baskets. Something to keep them out of the general living space while also keeping in a place that's easy to access. The way shit is handled in Skyrim is very unrealistic and breaks my immersion, and no mods have been made to address this.

>>389352115
Sure, for five bucks.

>>389352242
okay, that actually looks fucking delicious unlike the op's pic

god I can almost smell it, and now I'm hungry

>>389352268
>bethesda opened a digital grocery store where the food is more expensive than in real life
fix'd

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>>389352040

>food was invented

>>389352306
well it's a shitload of work to place all of it in boxes and part of it is bethesda trying to show off their foods

that said the better solution would have been to give all cities a dedicated market with the various foods displayed in the stalls and then store the food in logical places in the homes aside from during dinner times when it would be on the table

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>>389352040
>food was invented

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Can i see your Creation Club purchases /v/
you do want to be part of the next big thing in modding right?

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>>389352040
>food was invented

>>389352401

It might also be Bethesda trying to show that people in houses have food in the most obvious way possible because most players would think that the peasants have no food if it wasn't blatantly obvious.

>>389352480
Yeah, a mod to make a better game.

>>389352564
Oops didn't mean to post my name.
Just buy my damn Leaks already.

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>Tfw Beth is finally fucking dead and buried

>>389352040
Put me in the screencap

>>389351381
>>389351703

It's fucking mold. Means its spoiled. Absolutely disgusting.

>>389352524

I never understood why they only had bread, cheese and some random vegetables, I even thought the hotels or whatever were pubs no one ever ate anything in game.

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>>389352629

>>389349163
>>389349821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTSkygD1wR0

>>389352349
>>389352508
Stop it you know damn well it was a typo I meant comestible food.
Todd don't betray me

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>>389352020
>As the final boss, and if you defeat him in a pirated version of the game he deletes all your saves

>>389352401
also markets would have allowed some diversification in products

like say, we have the Whiterun market which is fairly generic local products in large numbers as it's in the heart of Skyrim's fertile farmland

Solitude being a major port city with a connection to the empire would have a lot of exotic products displayed as well as a good assortment of fish and general seafoods

Windhelm would have a large number of basic foods but little expensive goods as it's a city in full war mode

Falkreath would have an unmatched selection of meats and wild products

a lot of fun things could have been done with that

>>389350940
god damnit why does this shit make me laugh so hard

>>389352020
npc that runs after your character and opens preorder tab if he catches you

>>389352674
I hope you don't drink alcohol or eat any kind of salted food.

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>Bethesda to push this shit for the remainder of 2017
>entire Mod community pissed off drop support for F4/Skyrim
>new modding renesciance for Oblivion/Fallout NV
imagine

>>389352674
You're either 12 year old or american. Probably both.

>>389352712
Most people in Skyrim would subsist mostly on bread, cheeses and common vegetables
before modern times the food of the lower classes had relatively little variation

maybe seaside towns would have fish in peasant homes and the wealthier peasants would have a limited amount of meat but not nearly sufficient for daily consumption

>>389352904
kek
have him shout things like "BUY MY FUCKING GAME"

>>389352904
>urges you to buy his fake Elder Scroll

>>389352349
>>389352442
>>389352508
Actually it makes sense, back in the day people had no idea that you could create bread out of wheat, that wheat and eggs would produce cakes after thermal production or which mushrooms were edible. We had a lot of trial and error and food wasn't as easily accessible back then that is now. You could hunt for animals or you could eat some fruits, but finding which roots are edible, how to make corn grow or what actions need to be done to make meat not rot wasn't ready from the get-go. People had to learn that stuff the hard way

>we went from horse armor to this

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>>389352040
>food was invented

>>389352040
this post was sarcasm you fucking idiots

>>389351518
I wanna FUCK that dark elf

>>389353272
>that wheat and eggs would produce cakes after thermal production
Actually how did people figure out baking so early? That shit is fucking chemistry.

>>389353510
maybe they first mixed milk (actual milk) and wheat to make some kind of gruel

then when they didn't have milk they used the next best liquid

>>389353510
>whoa, look at that cow! let's suck on it's tits and drink it's milk

I wish we used human women instead

>>389349669
Now I think you are being optimistic. They probably only check mods that have been flagged by players.

>>389353510
there was a LOT of trial and error going on
the domestication of fire is about 600,000 years old and "throw it into a pot above the fire pit and see what happens" was a common approach to a new type of food

eventually one guy discovers something that works, tells his tribe mates how to make that thing work, then when the exchange of females with other tribals happened (to reduce inbreeding) they spread the knowledge further and it radiates outwards

Part of what made humans so ridiculously effective is that we can share and remember discoveries.

>>389352349
He's obviously jok-
>>389352741

.. oh.

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You're all dumb. Consumers vote with their wallets and while you pathetic low-lives are all here whining, me and millions of my real gamer sisters and brothers are proudly supporting Bethesda for their bold innovations in the game industry. Mods are worked hard on and you all just want to keep enjoying their hard work for free. Well guess what, that makes you socialists. And my great grandpappy didn't die during WW2 just so that you fucks could commie up our games.

>>389347339
>HD retextures
like the High Resolution Texture Pack (Free DLC)?

>>389346304
>featured

kek

so this is the power of paid mods!!!

>>389347616
you're right Bethesda ones will be far worse

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>>389346304

>PCbros pay 5 dollars for a leek texture mod

thanks for infecting consoles with your shitty mods, mustards

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I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything.

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now the guilt is all mine
can't live without the trust from those you love.
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love and pride
because of that it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down,
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down,
in my heart of hearts,
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
everything, everything
that matters to me,
matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now all the guilt is mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
we can't forget love and pride
because of that, its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down

>>389352020
There's a mod I know of that adds names to legendary NPCs in FO4.
One possible name for a Legendary Raider is Todd Howard

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>>389352040
actually he was taling about mcdonalds

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>>389353923
Who cares, it won't change anyth-

>>389353875
H-haha, w-what's wrong, are you too p-poo-poor?

I can pay off the mortgage on my graphics card and afford a few mods easily!

>>389353667
Yes but that makes sense. Babies drink milk, calves drink milk, every mammal does it so you can just try drinking it as an adult.
There's no blueprint in nature for "put x amount of butter, flour, sugar and eggs in an oven for y amount of time". Same as cheese really, who would eat mould like it's nothing?

>>389353510
a lot of really neat things were figured out fairly early
take bronze: that shit does not occur in nature and requires you to mix 2 entirely separate metals, one of which is not only very rare but also sucks donkey balls for anything resembling weaponry (technically you can substitute tin with arsenic, I'll let you figure out why that's a bad idea)
and yet we've been using bronze for 7000 years at this point

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>>389349489
>>389353923
incredible

>>389354110
some asshole let the milk curdle because he was careless
however everyone was going hungry so someone tried making the curdled milk edible
it actually worked, it was delicious and the aforementioned asshole was spared being turned into long pork

porn mods allowed?

>>389354110

Who wouldn't? Specially when food was scarce and recently invented? I'm sure people from the past would eat a moldy cheese than drinking Coke, who would drink black water? It's fucking delicious and addictive but shit is black.

>>389346304
There's no fucking way this is real

>>389353923

>all those negative reviews with 100+ hours played

what's the point? they already gave bethesda their money. they lost.

>>389346304
it's fake

>>389354506
famine can make people do weird things

like it's only because of a famine potatoes were discovered as edible, before that they were used as decoration and at some point folks tried to smoke their leaves

>>389347528
No shit retard

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>>389347432
Why make a food pack when you can open a grocery store?

>>389353875
this is consolefags fault
there wasn't a big enough market for selling mods just on pc but once all you fucking plebs clamored enough for mods on consoles they had their golden opportunity

>>389346304
So this.........is the power.........of Nintendo Switch.........whoa

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>>389349489
>>389353923
Yeah whatever it's hilarious how some people are butthurt for nothing just look at the reviews
>2 GB patch to add paid mods.
>paid mods
>breaking a line because ???
>C O O L
>Not Recommended
Meanwhile 94% found this review """"helpful"""
Kids should not be allowed to Steam.

I have already said it and i shall say it again: the Creation Club is actually a revolutionary achievement by Bethesda.

Just look at me. I can safely say that the Creation Club changed my fucking life.

Before knowing it, i was a NEET addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, chan, fap, vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.

On a lark, I bought $100 worth of credits for some mods. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...

Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.

But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.

I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.

Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.

Try it. You won't be disappointed.

>>389355085
>Using a line break as criticism
How desperate do you have to be

Faggot

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The mods aren't for you, they're for people on consoles. Literal children with unlimited access to their parents saved credit information. How is this not obvious to you? Are you aware of who the demographic for Skyrim was?

>>389355085
I will not buy your mods, Todd.

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>>389349056

>>389349764
Can't wait for GREEN ISAAC

>>389355085
>selected Yes
really activates your almonds

>>389352274
>culture

kek

>>389355287
Too bad that those automatically downloaded mods break your load order no matter wheter you use them or not (at least for FO4)

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>>389355287
No please don't remove creation club for PC I don't have a console.

>>389354739
>well, the state took away my children and I have nothing to eat
>I better just die, why start a rebellion, I obviously lost
It's like you have no idea how real life works. Get your ass from your videogames son, your brain is rotting

>>389356081
Open insurgency is a bit of an overreaction in that situation.

>>389346862
It's not paid mods. It's mods that you purchase with credits (that you have to pay for).

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>>389355287
And that somehow makes this an okay practice?

>>389346304
That's funny, but what's even funnier is that this whole bullshit will be a "great success" and the industry won't even collapse anytime soon.

>>389357328
You get 100 credits just for signing up.

I feel like these paid mods would be a lot better received if Bethesda gave out like 500 coins a month.

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>>389346304
>expensive virtual leek
how does miku feel

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>>389346304
>pirating braid mods
>pirating cheese mods

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>>389357975
>500 coins a month.
>need to wait whole month to buy bundle of leeks

>>389351587
The guy who answered the "Are the mods free" question was being a smart ass and said it's free to JOIN the creation club

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>Vanilla Skyrim was 25 years ago

>>389349756
Kanna is not ugly!

>>389346304
It says a lot that I wouldn't be surprised if that were an actual screenshot.

>>389352674
>>389351518


>americans

luckily not all anglos are that stupid

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>>389355085
t. NOT_Todd

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Fight Bethesda!
Fight capitalism!
We must not allow mod creators to be paid a wage for the work they do!
Together we can keep everything free!

>>389353812
Bethesda is only paying the modders once. The modders arn't getting royalties at all, they literally are giving up the rights to their created content which Bethesda can then use in any fasion they want. If a mod becomes a big success and makes a ton of money, the modder will never see any of it. This isn't a fucking good thing at all you fuck. Great bait btw heres your (you)

>>389348050
Could this be Todd trying to destroy paid mods from within? Is it possible that he's on our side after all? He *was* conspicuously absent when they revealed this whole thing.

>>389348174
>All of the mods are downloaded automatically?
Yes.

>Are they retarded?
Yes. Unless the guys at Bethesda are only doing paid mods because the suits are forcing them to and they're intentionally making the system so awful that the backlash kills the very idea of paid mods forever.

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>>389356262
We need to gather forces and burn Bethesda headquarters. Find where they live, captore them and execute all! Get me the black taliored suit man, that come to the idea of monetizing mods and we'll make an example of him. We'll broadcast his torture and death for everybody to see!! It's a war! Let's give them war!!!

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>>389355523
What was this, I vaguely remember something about Green Isaac but i dont know what

Never bought a Bethesda game.
Never will.

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>>389357941
>Can't even get cheese with free credits

>>389358746
Well modders can get paid, most of them use patreon now if they are smart. And that way they get most of the money (I'm aware patreon takes like 2-4% of earnings), but thats way fucking better than giving up the rights to your content. I mean look at what happened with superman and spiderman, those designs were sold for like what 100 bux? And when it got huge those artists got nothing from it because they sold the rights away. Bethesda is doing the same thing here... modders should be encouraged not tricked and robbed. Its short term logic and isnt at all helping the long term modding community.

>>389347570
>what the fuck is a bash patch
>gamebyro only allows how many plugins again
>oh okay so just force alphabetized load order that will break all the shit that isn't ours
>oh wait it breaks our shit too
This is a shit show on the greatest of levels. Don't underestimate how bad shit can get quite yet.

>>389358746
>150 credits have been added to your Creation Club™ Account

>>389353493
We know it is
>''Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. ''

>>389357975
There isn't anything they can do to make it receive any positive outcome

>>389355085
This is perfectly valid. I'm glad it upset you.

>>389349249
Go ahead and take Skyrim SE away from me. Original Skyrim has better mods anyway, and those mods are all 100% free. And I don't even *have* Fallout 4, because fuck Fallout 4.

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>>389346304
I PIRATED A LOAF OF BREAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>389359465
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A LEAK

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>>389359465
5 YEARS FOR WHAT YOU DID

THE REST BECAUSE YOU WERE A COWARD

NOW BOW TO OUR LORD HOWARD

>>389346304
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

We will never see TES 6.

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>>389348853
>way more expansive than real leeks.

Are you telling me that those are inflatable leeks?

>>389347612
>food analogy

OH MY GOD ANON STOP

>>389353510
I'm more concerned about how you find certain plants edible. Like pistacchios for example. They grow under the ground and all.
Or better yet, that one fox's poo that makes for the best coffee. Just how.

>still playing skyrim in 2017

>>389347572
No you daft cunt.

>>389359824
just plain old coffee is a good example already: you first have to roast inedible beans, then put them in water and then drink them

that said a common way of determining if something was edible was watching what other animals ate it

>>389350221
Yep. This system is actually even *worse* than the first paid mod system. Last time, the mods were at least priced at actual dollar values, and the modders made money on each sale. Now they're doing the standard microtransaction bullshit where you can't buy things directly and have to pay for predetermined credit amounts. You end up paying more than you needed to for the item you want, and not even having enough credits left over to buy something else. And the modders get no money from sales, so they can't even argue that this is about supporting modders.

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>>389359465

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>>389349683
Or Extra Apple, or High Resolution Horse Genitals. If nothing else, we at least got a few laughs out of it.

>>389346304
don't you mean leeked image

>>389346304
yo niggs

can you convert those shitty points into actual money if you're the creator of a mod?

>>389348050
what if I make a billion retexture mods and have them take 5gbs, are people forced to download that
i mean if there's quality control shit in OPs pic wouldn't get in

>>389357941
Which can't buy shit.

One of the Youtube rant videos compared the 100 credits to a drug dealer giving one free sample to get people hooked, and I think that's a good comparison.

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>>389359465
>>389359579

>>389346304
Is this real or fake?

>Virtual grocery shopping

>>389352480
No, but I'll show you these two swords I got for free on the Nexus. I call them Fuck and You. I used another free mod to rename them. I had to, because even though dual wielding was a highly-advertised feature, you couldn't set up the favorites or hotkey system to make it easy to equip two weapons with the same name.

>>389353124
That actually sounds hilarious. If I had the skills, I'd make that mod.

>>389347226
>free mod
>>389348438
>free mod
>>389350493
>free mod
>>389361552
>free mod
Enjoy your botnet.

>>389362034
What are you talking about

>>389355716
They also update the .exe, which breaks the script extender, so it wouldn't matter even if you could put your load order back together.

I feel like they purposefully made it horrible so people will warm up to the previous steam iteration.

This is fucking abysmal and so much worse than previously

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>>389362034
>>389362152
>>389362169
I just installed a free mod did I fuck up?

Charging money for modded assets was a fucking mistake.

>>389362034
Never seen a more obvious shill.

>>389362931
No?

>>389358983
>Binding of Isaac Afterbirth+ comes out
>DUDE IT WILL HAVE IN GAME MOD SUPPORT
>mod tools suck shit
>the very first published mod using the in game mods just changed Isaac to be green

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>>389359465

>>389349957
>Horse Armor costs the same as cheese
Who decided the prices on this?

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>>389364326

we have the best memes, don't we folks?

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According to Trainjew Todd knows about Toddposting

keep it up assholes, you're only making him stronger

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>>389346304
is this..real?

>>389351703
>eating cheese that tastes like smoke

>>389351757
too tall

>>389366586

>Smoking smoke that tastes like cheese

>>389349938
The files are predownloaded on your computer. They blow up the storage space Fallout 4 and Skyrim take up on your PC. You can't just ignore it.

>Naysayers thinking it would actually be Beth support on projects akin to Falskaar
>everyone here calling it exactly for what it was when it was announced.

Why must people delude themselves. Companies no matter the product are NOT your friend

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That's some Venezuelan tier pricing. 5 dollars for a bundle of leeks.

>>389352267
Bleach sucks

How many of you spastics actually think OP is real, are you mentally fucking retarded or something? American perhaps?

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>>389346304
Bundle of keks.

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>>389352040
nigga

>>389352020
There's a painting of Todd in Fallout 4.

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>>389352040
Uuuuuuuh

>>389351518
>He's never heard of Casu Marzu

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>>389352040

>>389349957
The horse power armor would have been pretty funny had they not been oblivious enough to charge for it.

>>389352274
>>389358505
>obsession

>>389352040
>american education

>>389346304
That's bullshit but i believe it

>>389353124
PREORDER SKYRIM VR, MUNGO!

>>389346304

Reportedly Gordon Ramsey does not approve of this.

It is too fucking RAW LOL