Why is Donkey Kong sad?

>>389326378
He is reminiscing about his friends who died in the great ape war.

Just thinking about bananas

>>389326642
The carnage
The horror
The squashed banannas

>>389326378
Cummed too quick

>>389326378
He has autism and the other monkeys made fun of his dumb-ass tie

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what did he do

>>389326378
Because Candy ran off with Funky Kong.

He's thinking that he's only playable in the shittiest Donkey Country SNES game.

>>389326378
Thinking about all those Kongs that died for his Blood Bananas.

>>389326378
HE HAS NO STYLE

>>389326378
Tropical Freeze didn't draw despite being good.

>>389327129
I didn't know Donkey Country existed

>>389327108
he always liked Tiny more anyways

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>>389326378
He's obviously thinking about his granny. Show some respect, man.

>>389326378
low tier and only liked by stoners

>>389327556
I thought stoners only like high tiers

>>389327496

This shit was too spooky and sad for me as a kid. I was not prepared for this. Wonder why Kranky is still alive.

>>389327751
His gamer rage keeps him alive and in constant pain

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who was he

>>389328028

Donkey Kong was murdered by that point

>>389327915
deleting his jet pack score extended his life span by 75 years.

>>389328028
donkey's pirate ancestor.

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>>389327068
He lost me 30 seconds to Factory Early because his spastic arms wouldn't get in the god damn loading zone.

>>389326378
no Tropical Freeze for Switch port

>>389328778
CONNORED

>>389327751
Wrinkly died of being a casual. Sad.

>>389328778
>factory early
where you trying to use a orange damage boost to get close to the portal?

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he's sad because op made another loosely vidya-related thread

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>>389326378
He's remembering the countless years of oppression.

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>>389327479

>>389327068
He did a handstand but he didn't need to.

>>389330382
KONG'D

>>389327679
Fuck off Calros