ITT: describe the best way to commit suicide in the last

oof

>>389320538
Postal 2: Burning myself alive while stuffing my face with cheap fast food and absolutely high as a kite, as the pedestrians around me are also immolated by the spreading flames, screaming in agony, while I end it all by eating a live grenade.

Dark Souls 3: Play the game

>>389320538
don't press either of the flippers and wait up to 30 seconds, usually much less
pinball is annoyingly hard to kill yourself in when some asshole leaves the machine mid-game, especially if it has that mercy save thing where it saves your ball if you lose it immediately

See enormous scottish man
See him holding a sledgehammer
Run to him on purpose to get smashed

>>389320538
Wonder Boy: The Dragons Trap

Get trapped in a corner by an enemy and die unable to move

>>389320538
>doom 2
Find the rocket lawnchair on 01 and just end it.

Equalizer taunt with it ending just as 3 enemies walk into melee range of you.

>>389320538
POE. There are plenty of suicide builds.