This is how bad the value of the Creation Club is:
>Be early 2000s
>Morrowind
>Bethesda releases little bits of stuff for it for free somewhat regularly.
>Most of it small stuff: armor, new sounds, etc. (Mod/Creation Club scale stuff)
>Release Siege at Firemoth
>Provides a quest unlike any in Morrowind
>Two hours of gameplay, at least
>Small, totally new landmass to explore
>"mini-dlc"-scale freebie
>Totally free
>Be 2017
>Creation Club
>$5.00 (Approx.) for a single set of armor
>$3.00 for a single weapon
>Similar pricing for mod-scale stuff
Where did Bethesda go so wrong?
Not Bethesda gaming in 2017 in general. Gaming and biz took eachother to a different level. 750$ Dota 2 skins.
>>389317156
For fuck sake, stop complaining about this shit.
I have already said it and i shall say it again, the Creation Club is actually a revolutionary achievement by Bethesda.
Just look at me. I can safely say that the Creation Club changed my fucking life.
Before knowing it, i was a NEET addicted to vidya, living in my parents' basement with very little ambition. Each day was the same routine: wake up, browse chans, fap, play vidya, fap, browse chans while eating tendies, fap some more, sleep, repeat.
On a lark, I bought $100 worth of credits for some mods. Holy fucking shit, I couldn't have guessed what it would do to me...
Within the first 24 hours, my cock had grown three or four times its normal length and girth. My balls dropped at least two inches, both of them swelling substantially. My previously bare, bird-like chest grew wild ursine hairs. Both my brow ridge and my jaw began to jut out further in those first few days... It was so shocking that I considered going to the emergency room to get checked out.
But the physical changes were nothing compared to the mental and behavioral changes. I was sharper, clearer, more aggressive, more animalistic. I immediately took control of my surroundings. Within a week, I had fought my father for "control" of the house, bested him, and humiliated him in front of my mom and sister.
I also claimed both of the women in the home (my mom and younger sister) for myself... I pounced on each of them, went balls deep, and didn't stop until I'd deposited a virile, piping hot load of MAN CUM into their bellies. They now feed me, pamper me, and do anything I ask them to do. Like natural concubines, they fear me, resent me, respect me, and adore me all at once.
Feels so fucking good. I've gained 70 pounds of lean muscle, created a multi-million-dollar businesses, and claimed hundreds of women as my live-in sex slaves. Hoping to up my progeny count into the thousands by next year.
Try it. You won't be disappointed.
>>389317579
Best story I've read in a minute.