ITT: fuck you I liked her/him

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I think she was an awesome companion. I literally spent more time with her in the last 5 years than with any living 3d roastie/faggot out there

>>389311149
>Wanting molag bal's sloppy seconds

pleb

>>389311265
>expecting a fucking vampire to be a virgin
the fuck retard

Do people use companions in Skyrim? I always go solo or use conjuration as a mage. They suck and get in the way.

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>>389310815
>essential so he can give unlimited help and literal no worries about dying
Only because the level cap was decent, up to some point, but once you become a werewolf, the game becomes piss easy because you can throw people all over the place, or with the proper combination of weapons and skills you can do 4k damage in a second.

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>>389311149
>serana
>not a roastie

She was raped by Molag Bal with his 5 foot donger.

>>389310815
All the real followers like the huskarls have as much depth and characterization as any other NPC you could marry in that game.

>>389311501
Many legends about vampires require them to be virgins when they turn or they just become ghouls or die or something similar. The Elder Scrolls likes to be special snowflake with their generic mythology stuff like how only one specific vampire in the series is actually allergic and no other vampire has that allergy.

>>389311686
i start using them around level 45 when i know i can sprint ahead of them because i can kill anything reliably by myself. they add some much needed charm when you're exploring a big lonely map.

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>>389312742
And yet now there's only one cock she worships

>>389311686
Only Inigo. I feel like there isn't a single likable female mod companion despite the fact that they're all I see in recommendation lists.

>>389310815
LYDIA
SHAKIN' HER TITTIA
NOTHING ABOUT IT INSIDIA
JUST HARMLESS FUN VIDYA

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>>389313397
My favorite was the loli vampire, can't remember her name, she was snarky and had a good voice, but wasn't useless.

>>389313631
>snarky and good voice
>good voice
>skyrim children
>good voice

The children of skyrim stick out as the worst VAs int the game, both performance wise and how well they mesh with the setting and the atmosphere.

I love how you have to post the modded version and not the creepy identical potato face all the kids in game have.

>>389314443
Oh no the kids still look like potatoes, she's just a custom companion with a custom face.
Custom voice too I think? Hard to know, definitely not vanilla kid.

>>389311149
1. That isn't Serana. Not sure what the FUCK that is.

2. Serana is the most annoying companion in the game. Always disable her after the quests.

>>389315002
>That isn't Serana.
>what are mods

>>389316325
Those mods basically made a new character at that point

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The unsung hero of our time

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>>389316406
you make me sad anon *cry*

>>389316509
Who bitch this be

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>>389315002
You can sorta fix her, and give her a fuck every now and then.
So why not?

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>>389310815
Whiterun girls are the best

>>389316807
nosferatu makeup test from universal's upcoming vampire monster movie

>>389310815
Played a new game and picked her up to help. She died in the first dungeon crawl and didnt kill anyone. She sucks major dicks.

>>389317374
All the followers in skyrim are useless. After I got that mod that makes magic useful, I literally only used summons as companions, I would have used undead if they they didn't moan and make shitty zombie noises all the time.

How can you hate Lydia?

>cute face
>cute voice
>capable warrior
>loyal to her Than

And you can marry her and go on adventures as husband and wife

>>389317298
They really are.

>Lydia
>Olfina
>Adrianne
>Ysolda

>>389316509
>He will never give you the succ and then start competitively speed running to see how fast he can make you cum
WHY
EVEN
LIVE

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>Fighting a dragon with Lydia
>Going really well cause fuck yeah archery
>Dragon comes in for a crash landing
>Dive out of the way and finish him off
>Can't find Lydia afterward
>Scour the area for several minutes thinking she fucked off somewhere trying to path to the dragon
>Look down.
>Her corpse

I guess essential flag doesn't stop you from being mushed by a dragon.

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>>389317953
Does he even like dick?

>>389318072
Housecarls aren't essential.

Also the best housecarl is the one you get from Morthal.

>>389318289
I would certainly hope so. I can buy in to trannies so long as they like dick, once they enter the "I'm a woman btw I'm a lesbian ;) ;) ;)" territory I feel there is tomfoolery going on.

>>389318072
Housecarls are protected. Meaning you nailed her with a stray swing/shot.

>>389318694
I couldn't have unless she was floating midair in front of my face, or was pretending to be the dragon as I finished it off with my FISTS. I didn't find her near where I was fighting either.

>>389318320
Right, protected. I forgot there was a difference.

Still horribly unlikely they die unless you're the one killing them, but I've had it happen before.

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>>389318289
I think what makes it so confusing for me is that I only ever see trannies in relationships with other trannies..which still doesn't answer the question about what they're attracted to

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>>389318909
God Cosmo really fucked his life hard.

>>389312175
im tryna see the whole tiddy

>>389320440
What did he used to look like? Did he always look like a horrifying reptile bird monster?

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>>389310815
Mine were cooler.

>>389310815
I always had this fantasy about Lydia and the dragonborn being fuck buddies during their travels.

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>>389321567
Like a fucking human being, this is what happens when you try and transition when your to old.

pic related, before he started taking hormones.

>>389311149
So this is the power of mods?

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Idk why he gets so much shit

>>389312175

Why does every custom skyrim screenshot look like someone smeared vaseline on their screen? Fucksake, that looks awful.

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>>389321739
I remember beating one of those dwemer golem things only to find that ghost lady getting raped by some dwemer ghost from the creatures mod in the next part.

I didn't know ghosts could rape each other.

>>389322231
anon you might be gay

>>389322231
Not as awful as your mom.
Still fucked her tho.

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>>389310815
The Empire would have been fine if Tassadar just fucking listened to what he said.

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Teaching a reporter that genuine kindness can exist was one of the better social links desu

>>389310815
>I am sworn to carry you burdens...

>>389310815
lydia is nice although she's probably the most boring follower in the game, mostly because everyone will always end up getting her on every playthrough and if you don't go out of your way to get someone else she'll probably be your first too
i'm actually just started playing skyrim for the first time since release after having just finished morrowind and playing a bit of oblivion
i like it a lot more than the last time i played it because i feel like i can put everything into perspective and compare it directly to oblivion. oblivion has some good quests but you need a ton of mods to fix everything that's wrong, at least skyrim i can play vanilla and have fun

>>389311149
How autistic do you have to be to post this in place of the actual character

>>389311686
I don't. They barely do shit besides annoy the hell out of you and get in the way.

>>389313183
the cock of a greasy neckbeard LARPing in the virtual world

>>389322906
I fucking hate mods like that. Some "facelift" mods where it just makes an existing character look better (but it still actually looks like that character) are fine. But full retard remodels like that are trash.

>>389311149
I liked Serana too, my dude. Fuck the haters.

>>389322818
Morrowind is better than either of the others though, of course.

>>389324126
nah

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>companions die on adventures
>decide to just have some flame atronachs follow me the entire time
No regrets

>>389322906
its what she's been looking like in my game for a very long time so i posted that. i feel more ''connection'' with that version than the vanilla one

>>389322629
Fired her as soon as that sassy shit came out of her mouth.

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I liked her too.

>>389322575
Anymore of these for the other SL?

>>389324998
How can your companion even die? When they die they just fall dawn crawling and then just get back up.

>>389322231
It makes the normalmaps stand out more. Good if your char has muscles.

>>389327065
The first time I played, Lydia got hit by a giant and I never saw her again. I lost a lot of stuff and got pretty mad so I stopped bringing out companions and learned some summons/ raise dead instead.

>>389327294
You got fucked by a glitch my dude.

>>389327065
Most hirelings in vanilla are not player essential. You can kill them if you accidentally hit them when they are in low health.

>>389318909
Is that Hila from h3h3?

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I unironically go bowling with him every time I play

>>389326860
>resist arrest

>>389321739
That's an unnerving image.

>>389317598
>unlimited time zombie thralls
Best part of the game, it's like you're making a new follower. I love roleplaying as a psychopath that kills then reanimates people and acting as if the original person didn't exist

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>>389310815
Oh, I did too.

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>>389310815
best girl

carrys your burdens and doesn't afraid of anything

>>389329745
Fanart of her waving the Wuuthrad agaisn't filthy elves when?

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>>389322151
inferior to atton in every way, thats why

>>389313183
>A cups

Into the trash

>>389327421
Or when they get hit by a falmer poisoned arrow. Aela had a good dead this way in Blackreach.

>>389327375
>fucked by a glitch in a Bethesda game
Wow, who would've thunk ?

>>389313183
>flat adult girls
why yes, i think this is what penis has been looking for

>tfw two retarded too make sex/hot girl mods work
Wish some anon would upload their current mod setup so i could just paste into my skyrim folder

B

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>>389333112
>>389333171
>>389333247
>>389333273
kys

>>389333306
I read your post, expressionless, digesting every word.

My lip begins to curl at one side. Then the other side. A smile develops and it grows ever wider.

I remove my hand from my genitals and reach for my keyboard. I spend several minutes pondering the perfect reply. A message that will convey my feelings and views, while nurturing the dialogue that has opened up between us - two strangers, separated by many miles, but connected through the medium of intellectual video game discussion on a Samoan Chimpanzee Ballet Mypsace page.

A bead of sweat forms on my brow which I hurriedly wipe off with the nearest available object - my masturbation napkin. The pressure to construct the perfect reply weighs heavily on both my head and my heart.

Suddenly it comes to me, a message so poetic that Shakespeare himself would be forced to borrow the aforementioned masturbation napkin, as he would weep openly at the beauty and poignancy of it.

The perfect reply.

Fuck off you cunt.

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>>389310815
What fucking retards came up with the concept that she's being a sarcastic cunt whenever you ask her to hold your stuff?

Have you listened to the rest of the NPC's in game with the same voice?THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME TONE

>>389334697
>What fucking retards came up with the concept that she's being a sarcastic cunt whenever you ask her to hold your stuff?

People with ears who understand social cues.

>Have you listened to the rest of the NPC's in game with the same voice?THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME TONE

No. They sound somewhat exhausted yet vaguely optimistic townsfolk. The way Lydia drags on "sworn to carry your burdens" sounds more smart assy. Like of course she'll do it, but she's not exactly excited about it and would rather not. Contrast that with how she says "Lead the way" which is more breathy and excited.

>>389334697
>THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME TONE
Are you serious?

>>389310815
Such boring companions in this game I've lost 3 or 4 and I can only remember Lydia's name

>>389311686
Who else is gonna carry all my shit?

>>389318289
Does he have a trouble lifting a 1lbs dumbbell or something?

>>389321852
Don't you mean husband and wife ?

>>389310815
>Give lydia all my dragonmasks
>go through like 5 dungeons,she died along the way
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE never gonna play skyrim again

>>389337792
Why would you do that in the first place?