why are Boss's thighs so thick?

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>>389291627
Snake's always had thick thighs.

Its just the suit.

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There's nothing wrong with vidya males having thick thighs.

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>>389291627
>has the pc version
>doesnt use mods

>>389292337
That mod looks like complete shit lol

>>389292337
Why would you want him less thick?

>>389291627
its padded

Ok, stand up. Crouch down like snake and walk around your house for 5 minutes. Tell me how your thighs feel.

Now do this for 40 years.

>>389292613
>Walk into store
>"DING"
>"What was that noise?"
>Crouch walk into the aisles
>Going around the aisles hiding from the Clerk
>He catches me
>Run up to him quickly and punch him in the face before he can radio for backup
If you don't constantly crouch walk you're a mega faggot

>>389292337
OP is literally using a mod in his pic. You're fucking retarded

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>>389292515
realistically, a guy that spends that much time sprinting through the desert and crawling through the jungle in a bodysuit isn't going to be very heavy.

plus i still use the unmodded battle dress for T H I C C missions

also use the extra form fitting female fatigues

>>389292613
Ok ill come back in 40 years to confirm

>>389292878
oh yeah i just noticed all his doodads are gone.

>>389292137
I want to sniff BotW Link's asshole after he gets home from a hard day of adventuring so the sweat and musk have had time to build up

>>389291627
ninja silhouette

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>>389292881
>isn't going to be very heavy

He's a soldier, not a sprinter. You're telling me he should be *thinner* than in vanilla pic related? Fuck off.

>>389293043
jesus christ you faggot

>>389293151
After that I wanna watch him take a fat shit in front of me

>>389291627
NEVER
SKIP
LEG DAY

>>389293147
no that looks right, the sneaking suit is just too bulky. those proportions actually match up with the thinner sneak suit mod.

>>389292881
Have you ever done a squat in your life?
Also some people have gigantic thighs naturally. Not everyone is a skeleton

>>389291627
yours would be too if you could sprint wearing heavy armor and weaponry for an infinite amount of time

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>>389293218
same tbqh

>>389293467
check these unmodded thighs
>>389293147

>>389293323
Considering how much the waist is constricted in that mod, I highly doubt it. brb with a more detailed analysis

>>389293578
i agree the waist is too thin but i mostly use it just to lose the popeye thighs

>>389293549
They look like different people. I'm just saying that it's not uncommon for fit people to have larger thighs, it's mostly genetics.

>>389292337

He's thick because of body armor.

i want to wear a medium heavy bodysuit and work out

>>389291627
Why's your head so thick?

You manlets need to put the doritos down and do some squats.

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SQUATS N OATS

Does squatting like a slav give me thicc thighs?

>>389292337
>I want the 1984 prototype suit to look like solid snake's 2005 sneaking suit
it's supposed to look bulkier

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>king of dragons
>has huge fucking thighs
>literally is only seen flying and never actually using their legs

explain

>>389293467
I've been riding my bicycle as my main mode of transportation since I was 10, I am now 32, My thighs are enormous

>>389291627
SS

>>389293763
I never worked out and i have gigantic thighs and they're mostly muscle too, but i also have wide hips so it's probably all the estrogen in the food or something.

>>389293498
I would murder a woman and her unborn child just to get a look at this Link's bare asshole

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>>389294143
then why does his 1975 prototype suit have normal thighs?

>>389294276
no plating in the legs

>>389294205
>tfw huge hips and ass
>slim waist
>wide shoulders
I am a fucking joke at least my gf likes gigantic asses

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>tfw no bodysliders for thicc operatorfus
wasted potential really

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>>389294180
UUUUUNNGGHHH PICS

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idk

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>>389293732
>>389293578
>>389293323
left is mod, right is vanilla

Waist is WAY too thin. He actually ends up slightly thicker naked than when he's wearing full ballistic weave.

Arms look a bit too thin too, his naked arm ends up overlapping a little bit. Admittedly, his shoulders look very thick on the vanilla suit - but it makes more sense for him to have excess material as opposed to wearing a latex stealth suit/shaving off skin to make himself look thinner.

As for the thighs, they're a metal gear staple.

>>389294276
1984 suit specifically has armor in it. As you can see from >>389294784, the thicker parts of the 1984 suit cover up the gold rings and wires from the 1975 suit.

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>>389294117
they can tone em up, but you gotta throw on some weights for luscious manbooty.

>>389294224
I'm not sure this is how society is supposed to function

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Venenum is the epitome of handsome

>>389295703
He's got a one-way ticket to snap city in his future.

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>>389296437
He's good lookin, but he ain't too bright