George Lucas of gaming

>he lost the job he never did
whatever

>>389277993
So what is he now?

>>389277993
Then who is going to take care of all the pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom?

This is worse than when he retconned the Koopalings

>>389278117
body painter

>>389277993

So, the gimmick of Mario travelling through pipes will be removed from future games? Because that was one of the reasons why mario was a plumber. To be thematically consistent.

Is there any context for the change? Any reason why something so trivial and yet, historic, had to be removed/changed?

>Koopalings aren't Bowser's kids
>Mario isn't a plumber

What's next? Luigi is actually Mario's cousin? This madness must end...

>>389278245
>any reason
Miyamoto has become increasingly possessive of Mario in his final years and keeps changing him for the worse because of senility

>>389278321

Luigi is going to be Mario's son or something.

>>389277993
I never really thought of him as a plumber.

>>389277993
So what exactly is new here? Everyone already knows that Mario was a carpenter/construction worker before his SMB days and he has already been a part-time doctor as well. Well what has he became now?

Also
>implying anyone here understands moonspeak

>>389278321
>>Koopalings aren't Bowser's kids

Whaaat

>>389278117
another italian immigrant living off welfare

>>389277993
post the outcome you fucking kotakuite twat

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do you guys want me to tell you why he is no longer a plumber?

>>389277993
Only burgerclaps who watched that terrible live action movie think he's a plumber.

>>389278798
Enlighten us, Mat.

>>389278798
Go ahead, I'm listening.

>>389278879

Lou Albano is THE canon live action Mario, you bimbo.

>>389278570
Nothing. It basically says "Mario's job fits the situation".
Mario was never only a plumber; Mario is the working everyman.

>>389278798
Is it the pope?

>>389278798
I read it in his voice.

>>389279195
Another terrible American creation, only proving that the plumber thing is solely an American meme.

>>389278798
Is it because hes Sans from Undertale?

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>>389278401
>mario is going down the same slippery slope sonic went down 10 years ago
>sonic is actually getting back on track and has good games now
the timeline is shifting

>>389277993
Only time he ever was a plumber was in the mario cartoons where he was from brooklyn

>>389278245
Don't fall for the clickbait and the shitposting anon, the description simply says "he used to be a plumber", nothing changed

>>389277993
>George Lucas of gaming
Yes, because that's a bad thing. Miyamoto losing control would be awful if you run your comparison through its course. Just look at how awful the TFA is.

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>>389277993
EXPLAIN THIS THEN

>>389278798

I hate his voice, I hate his dumb fucking retarded Undertale shit face and I most certainly hate every FNAF video he's ever done.

>>389279414

He was officially a plumber in the 1983 Mario Bros. arcade game. Prior to that he was "Jumpman" in Donkey Kong.

>>389277993
So Nintendo sells the property to another bigger company that turns the franchise into "these are things I know"?

Well its not like he ever did any actual plumbing.

There's no game where you play as Mario driving around a city, taking phone calls,making appointments, go to houses and fix people's blocked sink and toilets and charge more than he worked for.

>>389279839
He worked in the sewers with this brother. Mario Bros was a game about plumbing.

>>389279407
>sonic is actually getting back on track and has good games now
>good games
>implying there will be another one

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>>389278321
You don't watch Ellen? Mario and Luigi are gay lovers. It was revealed in an interview on her show.

He is though, he cleans the pipes he goes into (unless you're a shitter and don't kill everything in there)

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>>389279407
>sonic is actually getting back on track and has good games now

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>>389279720

>>389279950

And the LORE goes that he went down a pipe while doing his job and ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom, and then started eating the super mushooms, hence Super Mario Bros.

>>389279839
In the original arcade game they were clearing the sewers of vermin, which I assume clog the pipes.

>>389278131
The fairies from 3D World.

>>389279407
Can't wait for Forces!

>>389278117
An adventurer and a sportsman. He spends more time rescuing the Mushroom Kingdom and racing go karts than cleaning pipes. That's not to say he doesn't clean pipes, but "plumber" isn't his official job title anymore. I don't think he even needs a job, the world literally throws money at him.

>>389280102
That was just some made up backstory NoA came up with. Yoshi's Island said that Mario and Luigi were always born in the Mushroom Kingdom.

>>389278131
Luigi.
Mushroom Kingdom is fucked

>>389278698
only bowser jr is his kid
koopalings are just kids bowser employs

>>389280042
If anything liking his stuff is what's edgy around here.

>>389280282
That was a bullshit retcon

The whole thing reads like "he used to be a plumber and people wonder if he ever was one"
This just implies that he hadn't done anything solely plumbing related in so long that people just forgot he was a plumber

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>>389277993
>DON'T

>>389280282
>That was just some made up backstory NoA came up with.

Nope that was the japs. They came up with all of that shit way before YI came out. Even still, it doesn't contradict Mario living and working as a plumber outside of the Mushroom Kingdom at some point.

>>389280360
t. Dobson

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>>389277993
God damn, no matter if that article is real or not. It is so god damn sad to see people take a small little quaint joke about how mario has done of shit load of non plumber things that over shadow being a simple plumber.


Hell the shit most nerds are lifting this dumb shit to get recreationally upset over simply said that mario WAS a plumber before all the shit he has done til now. From kart driver, doctor, sports/Olympian and etc etc. Simply over shadowed that shit and n nothing more.


Shit the hypocrisy of it all just ticks me off especially from you fags, you know who you are, who try to preach reals before feels type of shit while hypocritical doing the exact mother fucking opposite over inane shit.

>>389280489
MARIO MUSTACHE IS NOT BROWN

>>389280489
epic bro!

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Did you know? By pushing the proper buttons you can force Nintendo to censor Odyssey or at least NoA.

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Mario's arms are RED! I want that SKIN COLORED ARM IMPOSTER GONE! GONE!!!

>>389280626
Not an argument

>>389280231
>and racing go karts

Does anyone else think the spinoffs kinda fucked the franchise in the ass? Not trying to claim there was this deep and intricate world and lore to the series, but it seems like as spinoffs like Mario Kart and Mario Party got more popular, the sense of wonderment and adventure got more and more removed from the mainline entries. Nowadays the games don't feel like daring journeys through the exotic locales of the Mushroom Kingdom, but mere romps through fancy setpieces. Galaxy seemed a step in the right direction again, but that was brief.

>>389280489
Fuck plumbers and their useless fucking trade. It's better he moved on.

>>389280706

My hair is brown and my "mustache" is black.

>>389280697
remember that /v/ has grown since gamergate, this thread just happens to be full of faggots

>>389278117
A mass murder, a terrorist. Something Mario is for the last 30 years

>>389280783
I like that actually. We always joked before back then about Mario Kart being proven canon and how wacky it would make the world. Now that its pretty much all but confirmed to be in the mainline story too, I like it. Zelda is the franchise for adventure and exotic locales and daring journey. Mario is just a fun rump adventure.

>>389280812
>plumbers
>useless trade

India pls go

>>389279204
handyman bruh

>>389278476
>tfw the mario bros movie will become canon

He wears overalls and goes through pipes...

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>>389280837
mario paints his mustache

>>389280924
>Fun rump adventure

Are you trying to tell me Mario is gay?

>>389280812
do you use a portapotty or something? Do you shower?

>>389280995
Especially if robots will replace them in 20 years

So does that mean they're going to change the Beanbean Castle Sewer dungeon in the Mario and Luigi remake?

>yfw Mario has had more games where he is a doctor than games where he's done plumbing

>>389281193
He is very happy yes!

I just want Nintendo to acknowledge the Pannenkoek canon of Mario being a space-time traveling demigod, then I can die happily.

>>389281059

NOT ANYMORE OLD MAN

ITS 2017 GET WITH THE TIMES

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>>389278245
>Is there any context for the change? Any reason why something so trivial and yet, historic, had to be removed/changed?

It hasn't really. Bio page of his, from Japanese Mario odyssey page if im not mistaken, simply states that mario USED to be a plumber and in no way eraseing that from his history at all. Fags are just over reacting and misrepresenting shit like a bunch of faglords.

If you choose to ever read that and are not a dumbass you can easily tell that that line in his bio is simply a simple joke stating how much shit mario has done in his game, from doctor to sports athlete, and how it overshadows him and when he was like an active plumber or some shit.


Mario was plumber but he has done a bunch of other shit in the vidya he has been made to star in. So shit was a lil joke that went over peoples heads and is making people get their panties in a bunch simply because them just not getting it.

So the change if anything is nothing major or even anything. Just fags over reacting like fags ,for clicks or otherwise, for dumb ass reasons.

>>389281038
What does that have to do with anything? They were brothers in the movie too.

>>389279621
He used to be a plumber but not anymore.

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>>389281229

No.

>>389281224
that's scary...that means it's going to be a lot of people just eating and fucking in the future

>>389281343
>/v/ has become the monsters they tried to fight

>>389281391
well he finaly managed to get enough money to move up in life

good for him

>>389281376
>they were brothers
no

>>389281648
adopted brothers are still brothers

>>389277993
The level of retardation on display is amazing.
The person writing the article, the people making threads about it and those "replying" to them... all together in a big chromosome-enriched jamboree.

>>389281343
/thread

>>389278117
The world calls for dirty work and he answers it.

>>389281718
You replied.

>>389280283
I'd say it's better than ever. Luigi at least doesn't have other shit to do 90% of the time like Mario. The mushroom kingdom's septic system is about to be better than ever before.

>>389280042
>>389280303
Neither of those things are edgy

>>389281343
I like this post.

>Brian Ashcraft Kotaku article
>no-one calls it out

fucking hell, nu-/v/

>>389281343
/thread

>>389281343
Thank you for putting my thoughts into words when I am too lazy to do so. You're the hero I needed.

>>389282318
Edgy is something 'new' or something that goes against an established norm for its own sake. Liking matpat on /v/ is edgy.

>>389281343
It's pretty fucking obvious when you read the translation, but most people probably posted just from the title alone.

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>Be a plumber from Brooklyn
>Run a business with your twin brother
>One day accidentally get sucked down a pipe into magical fucking fairytale Alice-in-Wonderland-esque bullshit where magic mushrooms and flowers give you motherfucking superpowers
>You and your twin brother participate in all kinds of sports and shenanigans as well as stopping the local tyrant from overthrowing the kingdom every other week
>Tongue in cheek character bio mentions you used to be a plumber
>Legions of dumbass anons go "wait wtf you mean he stopped?????"

Also, pipes aren't going anywhere, and Mario will still do plumbing shit as a gag like when they fixed the clear pipes in 3D World. Just because he STOPPED being a plumber doesn't mean he forgot how, Christ.

>Caring THIS MUCH about a goddamn bing bing wahoo video game's "lore"

>>389283481
Hey the Mario lore is great let's not get ahead of ourselves.

>>389278798

Lets hear the theory....

>>389281421

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>389279407
SONIC WAS NEVER GOOD

Think critically. Was Mario EVER actually referred in-game as a plumber?

The idea that he's a New York Italian Plumber comes from the Western cartoons. People knew the New York part is not canon, but the plumber bit stayed.

>>389278879
You ever read something like 10 times in a row to fully understand and it just never ends up making sense?

Yeah, this is a non-issue. He's been a plumber, a carpenter, a doctor, a champion tennis player, professional kart driver, I think he was a soccer player once. Dude doesn't have a job. Thanks to all those coins he's been collecting, I bet he doesn't have to do any work at all; this is all just for fun.

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>>389283814
>>389279621

>>389278117
Jobless.

>>389280283
you mean mushroom kingdom has a chance to have pipes without flesh eating plants inside?
sign me up

>>389283814

It's a minor plot point in Superstar Saga.

>>389278117
a NEET

>>389284718
>Has a dozen full time jobs
>NEET

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>>389283814
In Superstar Saga, and he's definitely called "plumber" a few times throughout games with talking

>>389283814
In hotel mario he is refereed to as a "pesky plumber"

>実は昔、配管工のお仕事もしていたことあるらしい

Fuck whatever marketing fucktard fresh from college wrote that.
"Master of Arts" my ass.

>>389284345
I miss old video game cabinets and their ugly-cute artwork
this is visually interesting and fantastical - imagine how it would look pasted on a big-ol industrial sized machine in low light, on neon carpet, with friendly, synthesized music playing.
So much texture, so many contrasting elements.

OP is just an assemblage of hard-boiled eggs

>>389280902
t. Bowser

>>389278117
An illegal immigrant willing to take any odd jobs people give him.

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>>389279407
>this is what sonicfags actually believe

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>>389277993
Mario is the Dale Gribble of the mushroom kingdom
>going around the sewers removing infestations
>wife has kid with other man and always have to deal with him
>gets bitten by raccoon and becomes one

>>389284087
Yeah, everyone was a newfag once.

Lurk more.

>>389278117
He posts on /pol/.

>>389278117
The prince of the Mushroom Kingdom and the heir to the throne

>>389278117
fat

>>389278798
Nah, and no matter how hard you shill here, I will never click on one of your videos.

>>389278117
A celebrity

>>389277993
>kotaku
MODS

>>389281343
fucking /thread. Dumbass shithead OP and fucking retard Ashcroft.

>>389278798
the only 2 videos I watched by this guy is when he seriously tried to straight face convince us sans was ness and that the 2 guys in Blair Witch were trying to murder the girl.

Its so fucking retarded, the way he says things in a matter of fact tone that aren't grounded in reality. Then his massive fanbase of braindead retards just accept it as if its true.

Wait, he's not called Robotnik anymore?!

>>389286972
He tried to convince that Mario is a sociopath that hates his brother without once citing the Mario and Luigi games. That was the first and last I watched him. The games are literally about their brotherly bond for fuck's sake. Instead he cites a Game and Watch game that's a reskin of a fucking Mickey Mouse one.

>>389278117
a nigger

In every game he was plumbing peach her sewer entrance.

>shitaku
>all the (you)s for OP
I forget school is back in session.

>>389278117
Spaghettinigger who's on welfare until he joins the mafia of course.

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Everyone overreacting like a spastic needs to read this post.
>>389281343

>>389278117
He's the hero the world needs right now. A symbol a father, and a friend. A bright knight.

>>389281343
thanks for clearing that up

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>>389281343

But how are MovieBlob and Dobson taking the news?

>>389284345
GODDAMN SEA CREATURE I JUST WANNA DO MY FUCKING JOB

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Did they ever make more yearly Mario wallpapers like this with unique art? It's always nice to see art that's not just character renders.

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>>389278117
He's a nazi supporter now.

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>>389290936

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>>389277993
Mario makes more sense as a demolitions guy anyways.

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>>389278798
Who the fuck is giving this retard 3+ million views a video?

>>389278049
he was a plumber in mario bros.

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>>389290936
Listen, Mario is a man of many hats.

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>>389290675

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>>389278117
works for a mafia

>>389278117
Retired plumber.

>>389286972
the Blair Witch one actually makes sense though if you ignore the new movie

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If Peach is going to marry Mario he can't be a plumber. Do you think a royal princess would marry such a disgusting pauper?

He has to change occupations so the retainers allow him to marry her.

>>389278117
a pretty big guy

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>>389291009

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>>389291650
>Mario being the Jew of the Mario Universe
I think the title belongs to someone else

>>389278401
It would've been better if Miyamoto died instead of Iwata

If you're very very quiet, you can hear Bob Chipman's autistic screeching even now.

>>389280902
Nice try MatPat.

>>389277993
Has he done any plunbing other than that one time he was in the arcade game?

>>389286972
IT'S JUST A THEORY

>>389289664
lol

>>389286087
but....Peach is a princess...he can't be a prince silly!

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>>389280924
>fun rump adventure

>>389292129
Badabing badaboom Ashes.

>>389286972
>the TRUTH about ______
>it's just a theory hehe

>>389279961
When was the last good Mario game?

>>389293058
... yeah kinda

>>389279839
>What is Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga and that one segment where they literally had to fix pipes

Your new is showing

>>389294845

Nah. Kimishima is doing great so far. All hail the yakuza man.

>>389278117
a real nigga

>>389280812
Pajeet pls go poo in designated street.

>>389281224
Robots aren't advanced enough to replace plumbers any time soon. Shit is actually a fairly complicated trade thanks to erosion and an unified system

>>389277993
>"no longer a plumber" means in terms of the universal/timeline lore, not a retcon
How could it not be this?

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I'll just leave this here.

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>>389280837
>black hair
>brown mustche
>occasionally find red hairs in it as well

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>>389278879
Spotted the underage

>>389278117

A homosexual.

>>389292129
Bada-bing bing! Wahoo!!

>>389296020
>commit animal genocide
>"plumber"

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>>389278879

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>>389277993

The Polish migrants took his job.

>>389278117
hes /v/ apparently, a neet.

Does the "M" on Mario's hat stand for Mama Mia?

>>389286972
>the only 2 videos I watched by this guy is when he seriously tried to straight face convince us sans was ness
He is, though. Untertale is basically a semi EB Fanfiction, and Sans is Ness. It's not canon to the main Mother series, but it is canon to Undertale.

It's really not that complicated.

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is he going to change his plumber clothes?

>>389297327
>underfags ACTUALLY believe this

Mario was a Carpenter before he was a plumber and he was also a construction worker around the same time he was plumber.

>>389298095
Does it ruin your perception of a game you didn't even play that much to know that it's literally fanfiction of a game you did?

So, is it canon that Mario was from Brooklyn?

>>389278779
Lol

>>389298252
As canon as Sonic is from Mobius and Samus Aran is 6'.

>>389298169
I've played both.

>>389279993
>This picture
Just end it all already. Bring on the asteroid.

>>389298315
Sonic ain't from Mobius?

>>389278321
You forgot to mention that Mario is apparently 25 according to Miyamato

>>389298698
Sounds about right really.

>>389281343
>simply states that mario USED to be a plumber
How many things did Mario used to be
If we include Jumpman, he was some sort of animal wrangler, he's been a doctor, a professional racer, a sports star, a fighter, a time-traveller, an rpg hero, paper
What hasn't Mario done?

>>389298743
Oh, and a referee

>>389298743
Peach

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>>389281343
>clicking articles
What sort of faggot am I anon?
Thanks for the explanation of what's going on though, I was confused with this thread since not much explanation of what everyone was raging about

>>389280924
>Now that its pretty much all but confirmed to be in the mainline story too
nani

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>>389281343
^

>>389292394
peach would marry him anyways

>>389295862
thats actually a pretty good figurine.

>>389277993
>get to fuck a hot slutty royalty every weekend
>won the olympics
>collected treasure all over the world
>mama mia! I really wanta smella a good rotten sinka and clogged toilettas, gay luigi!

>>389299926
>Peach and Mario actually get married at the end of Odyssey
How do you react?

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>>389300836
i'd be happy desu, after that they'd just have stop making her the damsel and devloper her character a little like pauline and rosalina.

>>389296074
Criminally underrated

>>389296074
"HERE-WE-GO!"
"IM-A GONNA GET YOU!"
"WA-HOO!" *coin collecting sounds*
"SO LONG GAY BOWSER!"
"HYAA HYAA HYAA"
"SENPAI LINK PLEASE YOU HAVE TO CROSSDRESS TEEHEE"
"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
*sound yoshi makes in super mario world*
>hey white boi shut yo cracka mouth remember 20000 years ago i were kangz in egypt
>DON'T WORRY I HAVE HEADPHONES YOU FUCKING NIGGER
"NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, GAY LUIGI?"
>CRACKA IM GONNA GET CHA
>turns 360 degrees and slaps nigger out of the window
>Dad walks in
"What did you mean by this, son"
"now that the dust has settled can we agree that sony always wins baby!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST"
>Eurobeat starts playing
>plane goes super sayan drifting
>switch flies all over the place
>Waifu pillow starts molesting dad
*BLING BLING BLING WAHOO*
>plane gets attacked by terrorists
>switch flies into the WTC memorial

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You're all retarded. They said

> As a matter of fact, he also seems to have worked as a plumber a long time ago...

Basically saying he's too busy being fucking goddamned Mario rescuing princesses and exploring and playing sports to do his old job. He still has it under his belt and still has all the know-how.

Why does he wear the overalls

If I remove the hat, will it hurt?

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>>389301698
^

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>>389301793
no

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>>389281343
>All this clickbait
>All this shitposting
>For this
These people need to be purged.

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This isn't about whether or not Mario actually did any plumbing shit

This is about Miyamoto erasing everything that gave Mario an identity in order to make him this corporate Mickey Mouse-like mascot with a sterile NSMBization that has been taking over the series recently. This happened when they told us he wasn't born in Brooklyn, and happened when they told us the Koopalings "aren't really Bowser's kids".

You shed no tears now, but just wait five years from now when it's announced Mario and Luigi "aren't really brothers."

>>389302136
the bowsers kids thing makes sense since they are all very different compared the bowser jr.

>>389278117
border-jumping mexican

>>389277993
So we're all just pretending to fall for Kotaku's clickbait faggotry, right?

>>389302136
Dobson don't you have people on twitter to block

>>389278245
so since hes a plumber, will all instances of him flying, being invincible, and murdering entire kingdoms and stealing their gold be replaced?

>>389302404
>Pretending
/v/ hates Nintendo. Anything to shit on them.

It was stated in Mario Sunshine that his job was the President of the Mushroom Kingdom. Not sure how him not being a plumber is news.

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>>389302404
>he isn't aware of the depths /v/ has fallen

>>389292892
BASED

>>389302602
Seneca was a place too.

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>>389302136
He was ALWAYS this "corporate mickey mouse-like mascot"
He was a carpeinter. Then a doctor. Then a plumber. Each game he was in had him become something else to fit the scenario.
When they made the animated Mario movie, in the Toadstool rejects him, because at the time having them get married would mean Mario would live there and that's not what should happen, Mario should go to a different time and place and get ready for his next adventure. They didn't know that'd become the norm for so long (and it didn't really, as he's been in plenty of spin offs where he does other stuff). But now that norm is gone and we're back to how it used to be.

You better like it 'cause next year "Mario's a nigger."

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>>389296108
>hes dodging and working around turtles in the sewer's while wearing plumbers overalls
>puuuuuuuuuuure cooooincidence

>>389279720
>>389286119
>>389286972
His early stuff was decent, but as soon as he started to cram his fucking face in every video, such as >>389278798, it all went to shit.

>>389302404
/v/ is neofag and reddit now

Please save us /pol/

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>>389302828
They're not plumbers overalls, he wore the exact same outfit when he was a carpenter.

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Pic related is the literal only game I can think of from the series that involves literal plumbing at some point.

>>389303024
What the fuck is that?

>>389302136
>recently.

Its been going on since at least Mario 64.

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>>389303024
or he just kept wearing his plumbers overalls when he was a carpenter

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>>389280489
Implying I will anything from Nintendo again

>>389278117
a mamma mia

>>389302828
remember when will smith was a plumber

>retcon your hero being a profession that saves more lives than doctors

Damn, he got fired.

He plumbed in 3D World.

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>>389303368

>>389303423
He was a doctor in more games than he was a plumber.

the very first game mario appears in, hes a carpenter. plumber is a retcon

gook

>>389303471
those arnt plumbers overalls, those are designer overalls. no pockets, no hammer loop, no cargo pockets, belt loops are too small, and bleaching weakens clothing so its not designed for heavy use

>>389281421
>that's scary...that means it's going to be a lot of people just eating and fucking in the future

Wrong. The global elites have a depopulation plan ready to fix things once they no longer need us

>>389292892
Paper mario heils every 5 seconds, should have used him.

>>389278117
he's basically a knight

>>389304038
better be fucking fast because africas population doubles in the next 20 years

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>>389303835
>no pockets, no hammer loop, no cargo pockets, belt loops are too small

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>>389304175
mario is a simplification of a concept, will smith isnt a simplification of a concept

>>389283481
>Be a plumber from Brooklyn

Fuck you the movies weren't canon. Wait, is this Dobson?

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Mario was never a plumber. He was just a jack of all trades blue collar worker that could be put into any situation. This thread is full of Dobson DiC-suckers.

wont need a job when he marries peach and becomes fucking king

>>389296074
my sides

>>389304503
too busy prepping peachs bull, bowser

>>389277993
What am I looking at here?

>>389279407
>the only good recent sonic game is a fan game
>Mario is finally pulling away from Miyamoto's grasp
>Nintendo is realizing that people were getting tired of New Super Mario Bros crap

>>389304717
How does Bowser fuck Peach with a cloaca?

>>389277993
suck my dick mario has never been good you all have shit taste

>>389277993
Can someone explain me why the fuck people is making a big deal out of this? He hasn't done plumber stuff in forever, and no, pipes doesn't count, they are just a transport method everyone uses.

>>389304856
nice engrish

>>389304717
>peachs bull, bowser
more like peach prepping mario's balls.
>>389299926
>>389301102

>>389305054
Nice pointless answer.

>>389281224
Except plumbing is one of the few jobs safe from that. Meanwhile you probably wasted money on a degree for a job that's being outsourced to pajeets.

>>389304856
a reason to hate nintendo and "muh deepest lore"

>>389304795
uh, bowser isnt a female turtle, no matter how much some deviants want it to be. google turtle dick and take note how the first few videos have "terrifying" in the title

>>389281963
Underrated post

>>389279407
Sonicfags are so delusional

>>389305114
not him but that's me. i was thinking about doing plumbing but i don't want to deal with people's crap.

>>389305212
Bowser isn't a turtle at all.

>>389305212
can't blame em when bj looks exactly like him.

>>389281343
What is this picture referencing?

>>389304372
I'm pretty sure that the original Super Mario Bros games manual mentioned that back story.

>>389305394
hes a koopa, described as turtle like. still, if hes not a turtle why the fuck does he suddenly have a cloaca?

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Thy'll change Bowser to Kuppa next. Just watch

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Dobson must be fucking fuming right now. Muh DiC cartoons

>>389279961
Mario 3D land was awesome.

World was bullshit tho

>>389290936
Don't you tell me what to do, Mario. that's not how this works

>>389292892
I was gonna complete this with that hand gesture and all the colors but fucking gimp crashed on me while making it. Fucking glad I even had the right mind to export at the middle of making it or else I would just wasted my time for nothing. Colors are based on super mario world anyway.

will complete this sooner or later.

>>389281519
plumbers make bank, dude.

My boss had to hire a plumber today and she paid him hundreds of dollars just so he could unscrew a pipe and remove a a fucking quarter from the drain

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>>389290936
legos legos legos legos legos legos legos legos

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>>389304175

>>389308346
-people keep saying lego.
-now lego is a common word of a language.
-can't be registered as brand anymore.
-every Chinese knock off can be named lego.

>>389285386

Is that why Trump deported Mario to Mexico in Odyssey?

>>389308602
same reason kleenex complains about how people refer to their products

>>389285389
THE LEAKS ARE FAKE
immunity dog plz

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>>389278117
>job experience in every field
He had a job at a pharmacy that he could turn back too.

>>389308602
i cant wait, legos are overpriced massively and restrict all sorts of other companies ideas. if ANYONE could make legos, anyone could make amazing sets with their own custom pieces that ALSO uses standard lego parts. ever built something and gone "well, shit, if i just had a part shaped like this..."

>>389278798
HEYYYYYYYYLLOOoooooooo interNET! MARE-io Mare-io: The Mushroom Kingdom's MOST famous *ADVENTURER* *ATHLETE* and *HAAAARD WORKING ITALIAN PLUMBER.* (matpat's face with poorly drawn mustache and screwdriver pops onto the screen in shitty animation) OR IS *HE*? (warp stretch tool makes matpat's face look even more confused and retarded than usual) THIS week, dear theorists, I am going to drop the BIGGEST BOMB you've seen THIS side of the MUSHroom KINGdom. I posit that EVERYone's favorite RED SUITED BUHrother IS not, and NEVER was---- A PLUMBER.

*WEL*COME.... to GAME THEORY.

(cue ear bleeding theme song)

>>389278798
but remember guys
ITS JUSTA THEORY
A GAAAAYYY THEORY
THANKS FOR WATCHING

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>>389280812

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>>389308302
Was it the U-trap? Please tell me it wasn't.

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>>389278798
cant stand him and STILL read it in his voice fuck you fuck you fuck you

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>>389290936
>Nintendo literally went out of their way to inform old people that they're saying it wrong

it's the little things in life

FUCK OFF KOTAKU SHILLING SHIT

>>389307306
It's MovieBlob that worships Mario.

>>389278117
Nintendo's sugardaddy

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It's not even a fucking retcon like the Koopalings, you fags. All it is is a short quip on Mario's bio on the Odyssey website that he used to do plumbing, which is fucking true and always has been. Nothing has changed.

FUCK

OFF

KOTAKU

>>389279621
>civil engineer

>>389278117
Being the head of his own toy company.
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ds/v2gj/story/index.html

>>389308602
>-every Chinese knock off can be named lego.
They don't need to. They are already making knock-off of old Lego sets.

>>389281343
/thread