HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>389269841
He looks better bald
>>389269841
Good if he drops a couple of pounds desu
>>389269841
TO WATCH HIS FRIEND MIKE FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS
>>389269841
I'm balding
>>389270028
How do I downvote a post?
>>389269841
JUST
>>389270318
You have to go back
>>389271687
to the past?
Mike is a giant retard. James' friends are all retards and nothing they make is worth watching.
>>389271352
>chad matei takes care of his health, has eyes that burn with the will to live, and takes measures to look presentable in front of a camera
>the virgin nerd is a balding, greasy, fat cunt who looks like he could fall over from malnutrition at any minute
Yeah, James sure is better off than Mike...
>>389269841
he would look better if he start drinking heavy drinks GO DRINK WHISKY YOU BALD KEK
every parent do
>>389272245
lol what? fat? he's a fucking pencil for american standards surely. u exaggerate wee bit much
>>389269841
Imagine being such a jealous cuck you spend years spamming /v/ with forced memes and photoshops about a guy to the point where you're even have to start ban evading.
james isnt fat, he just has some extra fat around his chin and neck
>>389270318
DM me your credit card number and I'll let you know :)
>>389272741
>those passionless, soulless eyes
James is dead.
>>389269841
WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO?
Fuck. Is /v/ nothing but e-celeb bullshit and /pol/ shitposting nowadays?
>>389272741
that guy doesnt want to live anymore
>>389272854
lol Wouldn't it be funny if your post number was your credit card number?
Hypothetically, What would yours be if that were the case?
>>389272245
>getting so worked up over a e-celeb
>>389269841
I wonder if he's gonna start wearing a wig now for his AVGN episodes
24 posts and no Loco Bandito, I'm impressed /v/
>>389273163
back to theass_
>Didn't your mother tell you to never turn your back on a friend?
What did Mike mean by this?
>>389273710
Is James the only /v/-approved eceleb?
>>389271352
this pic makes me feel super uncomfortable. i feel like he’s offering to suck me off or something.
>>389272245
>chad
>mike
In what alternate dimension?
>>389272741
That is very unflattering.
>>389269841
Will Nostalgia Critic call foul for doing something he already did?
>>389272245
hangers-on aren't chads
>>389271767
To the future.
>>389271352
>Mike
Full head of hair, big dick, redpilled, cute wife
>James
Balding, dicklet, cuck
No wonder Mike is taking over the show
>>389274134
>has qt girlfriend
>is talented in multiple areas (drawing, and directing/editing videos)
>big cock
>extremely confident, releases embarrassing videos of himself because he thinks they were funny
>makes Dragon's Lair look like a kiddie game
>looks out for his child hood friend no matter the circumstances, always lets him sleep over at his apartment so that they can play any video game or watch any movie from his massive collection
>Mike stealing James' youth
>Jay stealing Mike and Rich's youth
Does every group of reviewfags have an incubus that lives off of the life force of other males?
>>389269841
I generally thought that this was gonna be one of those "neo nazi / jew" edits like those for Redlettermedia
So after all this time avoiding it, I've finally saw the AVGN movie
Good:
>Plot point of the game is making an ET sequel. Pretty ironic since theres a new Bubsy soon
>Cooper and Mandi aren't as annoy as haters make them out too be. I also like how Cooper is a take that to "The Game Dude".
>Overall, the writing in this isn't half bad for what its suppose to be. It works well with AVGN's humor. It really shined more the first half.
>The review of the game itself.
>I like Top Gun jokes are used in the action scene
>The cameos, fan montage and even getting the original developer
>The Kaiju effects were neat.
>Movie came out at a perfect time when they found the actual cartage.
Bad:
>The romance is sloppy. At the beginning, its seems very AVGNXMandi. But then Cooper thinks shes a double agent. They BOTH ditch her. But while AVGN is doing his own action scenes, its Cooper who ends up saving her and understanding the miscommunication. There is a small arc about "Bros over hoes" with AVGN and Cooper. But it doesn't play out well since theres not much chemistry. Retarded /tv/ memes aside, this was a very sloppy way doing it. I think its because James was married, but the screenplay could've worked in the CooperXMandi angle better.
>Due to copyright, the game has to be called "Eee Tee".
>The game level room scene was a bit much.
>The movie has a bit of a "Us gamers" vibe to it at times. Unintentional, but still.
>That fucking ET alien in the last. What the fuck?
>The 3rd act can be pretty boring. Feels like its dragging on.
>Mike Matei and Kyle are simple cameos.
>The review being during the credits is pretty odd.
While its not as awful as I thought it was going to be, it was still enjoyable. The script really worked well with AVGN's style, but there was some issues(The romance being the largest). I can see there was a lot of heart put into it. Its a LOT better than NC's movies. Overall 7/10
>>389275424
I think Jay is technically the youngest.
Rich is like, 5 years older than Mike too
>>389272741
>i want to die
>>389269841
What is honestly wrong with Mike? It's today's J&MM he was legit getting not just pissed, but furious, when he *almost* lost to a boss. For a game he's just playing for shits and giggles with a buddy why's he take it so damn serious?
>>389272245
t. Elvis8Atari
>>389277658
I don't really see this as being cucked. I think he's making the smarter move by NOT getting the girl. Let the other guy live a life of chained existence while James continues to remain free to do whatever the fuck he wants.
t. someone with a girlfriend who owns a house with, but would rather still be living at home single and with his parents with the belief that he still has the entire rest of his life ahead of him
>>389278690
Keep telling that to yourself whiteboi.