MARIO ISN'T A PLUMBER ANY MORE

>>389267467
Good thread

Mario has canonically had different jobs.

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But does he still enjoy the ravioli?

He's an Italian

This will change the
BING BING YAHOOOO!!??

but the real question is, how does he make the money to sustain himself?

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>you finally get a job while mario is a NEET

So is this why he collects coins? Step aside Dark Souls Mario Lore deepens once again.

>>389267467
Only Dobsons think Mario was ever a plumber.

>>389269467
the peach's kidnap are all staged, the princess has to do this to make Mario work

>>389267467
nigger I can't read moonspeak

He's been job hunting since Sunshine, but NoA censored it.

https://tcrf.net/Super_Mario_Sunshine/Regional_Differences#Mario.27s_Conversation

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>>389267467

>>389267467
Is this confirmation of a super mario timeline?

the only thing that the page says is that "he used to do plumbing in the past, but not anymore", of course he doesn't do that shit since he's too busy rescuing Peach and playing tennis, among other shit that he does for fun, no one in the fucking Mushroom Kingdom ever calls him for that service

>>389267467
was this not obvious

>>389267467
Translate it, weebs

>>389270025
the article is from an Italian site if you want I can link that

If peach is a princess then who is the queen and king? Also after all these times getting kidnapped you would think that they would hire some more guards

>>389270286
>>389270310
WTF this is a big news, it change the lore completely

>>389270025
http://multiplayer.it/notizie/188120-super-mario-odyssey-ufficiale-da-nintendo-mario-non-lavora-piu-come-idraulico-sui-social-giapponesi-scatta-lironia.html

Tweet:https://twitter.com/hinatas_Q/status/904283414831890432

>>389270529
>Mario used to live in Brooklyn fixing plumbing and shit with his brother
>now they live somewhere else while traveling to outer space and playing sports with giant fire breathing turtles among other things
I doubt Mario not giving a fuck about his old profession really changes much

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>>389270286
Who is taking care of all the pipes now then? Somebody has to do it.

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>>389267467
that ain't important. What I wanna know is why does he eat spaghetti without any sauce?

>>389271175
budget reasons

>>389271175
Maybe he was having heartburn troubles, pasta sauce can be very acidic

>>389271175
all pasta's good pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlAacsuxyOE

>>389271175
>not eating pasta with a bit of butter and salt

>>389271175
>People never ate spaghetti without any sauce only with garlick

its fucking, fantastic.

Which has a deeper lore, Mario/Donkey Kong or the elders scrolls?

>>389267467
He wasn´t originally

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Anyone else actually want a game where Mario is an Italian plumber from Brooklyn? That would be cool to go back to, and you could go around pizza joints and explore the underground tunnels

>>389271175

Because he eats it with butter like a true man.

>>389267467

Who REALLY died today?

And who came back?

>>389271821
Miyamoto said that the key to Mario is that it doesn't rely on story. I like that idea but it would only mess everything up.

>>389267467
>nu-/v/ is so new it wasn't even around when Mario Maker happened

>>389271703
t. Wario

So /v/, which part of Italy do you think Mario comes from? He looks from the south, but I want him from Veneto so he has no problems yelling porco dio all day in Bowser's face.

things haven't been the same since that Koopa Catcher incident
https://youtu.be/5BVcwLuvJqY?t=14m30s

>>389272034

Not him, but

>Taking anything Miyamoto says seriously in the current year

But yeah, that is a dumb idea.

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>>389271703
>garlick
>k

>>389271175
Who died that day?

And who came back?

>>389267467
asd

>>389272675
test

>>389267467

>[Moviebob angry breathing intensifies]

>>389271703
Hey watcha doin, Wario?

>>389272034

I get that, but honestly, hasn't it got kind of tiring having nothing but pure platforming, and having no story or any real atmosphere at all? Since Galaxy 2 we've just had nothing but games like New Super Mario Bros and Super Luigi U and Super Mario 3D World, they all kind of just blend together. It would be nice if the games had a little more flavor or context or atmosphere. I don't see the problem. I found Sunshine far more memorable than a lot of those games because it was committed to a consistent atmosphere.

>>389267467
Deepest Lore

>>389273002
Top kek.

>>389267467
>Moonrunes.
k.

>>389272893
>New Super Mario Bros and Super Luigi U and Super Mario 3D World
And they are the best 2D and 3D Mario games. What a surprise!

>>389269618
Because the original Mario Brothers game didn't count, right?

>>389273194
I'll give you NSMBU but 3D world is way too fucking overrated

>>389270041
It's a joke about Toadsworth saying he's going to be by Peach's side for "a fair amount of time"

>NoA
It was removed in all international versions, even says in the page you cite.

https://twitter.com/DarTea_Birdo/status/904332110747516928
If you can read moon runes then you'll be able to find out what his current occupation is.

>>389274110
>It's a joke about Toadsworth saying he's going to be by Peach's side for "a fair amount of time"

Why did Toadsworth respond seriously? did he just not get he was joking?

>>389272427
he is from Sicilian, is an ex mafia member

>>389267884

fuck you luigi

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>>389272427
He's goddamn American, it's his parents you should be asking about, they're probably from Calabria or some other southern hellhole

>>389272427
an American with Italian lineage. Scum just like """"Irish-Americans""""

>>389274395
I'd say so, but that's an assumption. The only thing for certain is that Mario's statement was in response to Toadsworth being Peach's 'bodyguard'.

Could be that Mario slighted Toadsworth by implying he wouldn't be worth shit when trouble comes. Deepest lore, man.

>>389274389
Mario Toy Company?

Miyamoto has said that he considers the mario cast a band of actors, that's why they have games in so many genres.

>>389271703
>garlick
Galick Gun?

>>389276824
>band of actors
>SMB 3 was a play
>when they're not presenting things like Peach in distress, they enjoy having Mario Parties and stuff
Wreck It Ralph was probably very enjoyable for Miyamoto to watch and was probably influenced by it