Why can't Smashfags shower properly?

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Not smelling like shit = frame lag

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>>389259825
>"stinky day"

>Tallahassee
Panhandle meth town trash

>>389259825
>implying I'm going to give up an advantage to please normalfags
I stop showering three days before a tournament because I know my opponents get thrown off their game when they smell me, it's basically a free stock the first game I play with someone.

>>389259825
I can't deal with smelling bad. It makes myself sick more than others.

I think I overdo it on the Old Spice body spray sometimes, so I walk around smelling like a douche but I'd rather have that than BO.

Who /marth/ here?

>>389259825
>2015

>tfw obsessive bordering on OCD when it comes to showering and need to do it twice a day
>whenever I try and kick the habit I feel absolutely disgusting and fall back into it in less than a day

This is probably why my hair is falling out.

Smelly people are absolutely disgusting. How do you let yourself get into such a situation where other people can't even stand near you without choking?

>>389262231
Are you using a hairdryer every time? You should probably stop doing that. Also don't shampoo every single time you take a shower, and condition before you shampoo to keep healthy oils in

>>389262031
>body spray

Kill yourself you flame anime tshirt wearing retard

>>389259825
I truly and utterly can't comprehend this.

I feel disgusting if I miss a daily shower. Surely the 10-20 minutes away from the screen to clean yourself and clear your head is worth it, no?

This gets posted 6 times a day can we please get some OC up in this bitch?

>>389262670
I wash my hair every time I shower. I'm thinking about just saying fuck it at some point and shaving my head, which should make skipping showers a little easier.

>>389259825
This guy is psychotic if he thinks that people who smell just being in the venue for an amount of time will somehow permanently stain the place with stink.
That's not how shit works. They'd have to be rolling around on the floor and shit or something.

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>>389259825
>"stinky day"

>>389262670
>Also don't shampoo every single time you take a shower
Eww, are you italian?

>>389263125
I'm pretty sure he's passing the message along and not the message sender. It's most likely a complaint from the residents and the owner/manager at the place they hold their biweekly tournament.

>>389263018
Just rinse with water. I had scalp and dry hair issues until I cut down on how often I shampoo'd a week. Now my hair looks fabulous but I still reap the benefits of what hair products do.

>>389262670
So this is why white people go bald, you guys shampoo and rinse your almost every day.

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>thought this was just a meme
>went to two different colleges that had Smash events
>there was at least two assholes at each college who smelled like death
These people need one final shower in a concentration camp

>>389262867
Take a bath you obese chessy-potato-loving trailer trash.

>>389265237
>>389265237
are you retarded? pretty sure that's his point.

if you bathe regularly and correctly, wash your clothes and apply deodorant, you shouldn't need aresol old spice spray shit.
that's seriously over the top and embarrassing. No girl loves that smell.

If you *have* to have anything extra, be smart. Use lotion or really minimal cologne.

Also take it from the convo me and my gf agreed on this weekend.
Boys. SHAVE/TRIM YOUR ARMPITS.
It cuts down on BO just like shaving your pubs gets rid of the bad smells down there.

>>389265930
This post was not written by a man.

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>>389265930
>mfw gf has a fetish for BO
>Can only maintain my dick bush because the shoulder crack hair is her domain
>When we know we'll be alone for a day or three, I don't put on deodorant so she can get a good smell when she licks me.

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Meanwhile, in the FGC...

>>389263125
>They'd have to be rolling around on the floor and shit or something.
>implying they aren't

>>389266508
Looks quite a lot like oreo ice cream

>>389266290
Interesting, anon. I find it really cute when partners have little idiosyncratic behaviors to help fulfill each other's fetishes

>>389259825
STINKY DAY

>>389266508
What am I looking at

>>389259825
this isn't just a smash community thing. fucking losers that don't do anything but play video games, don't want to bathe or even brush their teeth, i got a fat cousin who's like this and doesn't go to tournaments, we have to hose him down in the backyard once a week and take away his xbox. video games addictions corrupt the weak minded and turns them into fat pieces of worthless shit, assuming they weren't already.

>>389265930
>No girl loves that smell.
They absolutely enjoy it.

>>389266508
ffs, I hate that Aris made me look this up

>>389259825
It's not just smash... There's a dark underbelly of poor hygiene that makes up a latte portion of the video game community. I have a local place where you can go and rent a PC/tv space to game. Sort of like an arcade with consoles. Seems like it would be cool to go there but the inside always smells like fucking sour cream and cheese mixed together cause of nerds with horrible hygiene, including the owner who is one of them. They got a new building about a year ago and I was like great, maybe things changed. Nope I went inside week 2 the place was open and already the same smell permeated the entire building what the fuck is wrong with people who don't we just exterminate people like that? The world is dirty enough they don't need to be contributing and obviously they're worthless.

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>>389266994
>guy goes to live in Vietnam
>gets some sort of disgusting rash all over his legs
>doctors can't even identify is at first, I still never heard an update on what it was
>he decides it would be a good idea to just hide it under his pants and attend a tournament with several thousand other people
He was afflicted with it in this WebM.

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>>389267378

It's not just vidya, it's nerds in general have hygiene issues for some reason. TCG, video game, larp, cosplay (the dudes at least), etc. all reek of BO.

>>389267451
>>guy goes to live in Vietnam

Marn is FROM Vietnam though, he was born there and currently lives in the US.

>>389265930
I shower every morning and do laundry at least once a week but always forget to put on deodorant when I go out, but just bought a stick for my car so hopefully that will help

>>389263125
>They'd have to be rolling around on the floor and shit or something
But that's exactly what they do. See: hungrybox

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>No posted this yet
For shame
And BO is real, I used to go to VG Bootcamp and the smell was un-fucking-real

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>>389268432

>>389268432

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0xDGXotGIE

autism.
their mommies aren't there to do it for them.

Jesus christ, just take a shower and wear a clean set of clothes each morning.

>tfw shower 1-2 times a week
Nobody has complained yet

>>389268793
Cause no one TELLS you that type of shit they just avoid you... Trust me. You fucking smell horrible you just smell so bad that you yourself can't smell it.

>>389267754
Can we have a new Holocaust for these types of people? Like who would object to that... Besides them.

>>389263125
you SEVERELY underestimate how fucking stinky some fat autistic nerds can get

>>389268669
Eh there is nothing wrong with wearing the same pants two days in a row as long as they aren't dirty and you didn't sweat a lot the other day.

>>389265930
>if you bathe regularly and correctly, wash your clothes and apply deodorant, you shouldn't need aresol old spice spray shit.

If you're obese, you kinda do.

You sweat a lot, you definitely need cologne or body spray AFTER your shower alongside an anti-persistent

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>>389259825

smashfags been an embarrassment for years

>>389269176
>>389268669
you can get away with pants and maybe a shirt if you literally just sat around your house the first day but you should for sure shower everytime you're about to go out

>>389263183
unless you have extremely extremely naturally oily hair you shouldnt have to shampoo evey day. Shampooing everyday strips all the oil from your head and makes your head overproduce. i use to have clean hair in the morning and be a greasy mess come night. Now I can wash my hair once and have it look good for 3 days.

>>389267378
Gaming is THE escapist hobby, and many people who love escapism have serious depression.

And with serious depression comes lack of self care/bad hygiene.

Honestly, go see a fucking doctor and get some fucking Prozac.

Life will get better.

>>389269574
I've been shampooing everyday cause I don't know any better. Is it better to shampoo every other day or once every 2 days?

I am the only one who is absolutely disgusted with the idea of puting the bath/shower on the same room as the toilet? Is like puting the toilet on the kitchen.

I don't shower, frequently, sometimes I even go two weeks without showering, but then again I do not go outside either, if I really have to then I always shower first.

>>389265930
>No girl loves that smell.
No.

>>389263125
>place is fine
>smash player come
>the whole place stinks, hence the stinky day
>next day is fine.
learn to read fag

>>389269176
you can actually wear pants indefinitely. after you wear your pants like 3 or 4 times it doesn't get any dirtier bacteria wise. so you only need to wash when it gets physically dirty. still though I like to switch it up to have them air out between use.

>>389269723
No, Indians feel like that.

They don't even want a toilet in their house because they consider defecating in your home filthy.

You're a pajeet, anon.

>>389265930
>SHAVE/TRIM YOUR ARMPITS.
If you are a boy (girl) then sure I guess you could, is not like you are being more of a fag. While you are at it be sure to sit while peeing.

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>>389259825
>Stinky day

>>389259825
This is a Melee thing, not a Smash one. But FGCucks are fatasses with inferior complexes, so ignorance is easier to display.

>>389269713
you should at least rinse your head every day in the shower and massage it to make sure there aint no crap building up but just shampoo to what looks good
if you get super greasy after 2 days then use just half of what you normally do to shampoo you only need like a quarter sized squirt at MOST if you have normal guy hair

>>389263183
It's true tho. Shampoo dries out your hair and scalp. I shampoo once every 2 days but rinse and condition my hair daily.

>>389269956
Im saying that the toilet should have its own room, also /pol/ is that way.

>>389259825
Nintenbros are disgusting, yuck!

>>389270301
Poo in Loo is a /g/ meme, no more hates Indians more than tech people.

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>>389259825
>Stinky day

>>389259825
You gotta smell funky to be funky, son.

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>>389262231
>showering and need to do it twice a day

>>389259825
>Oh hey FSU on /v/ this is weird
>stinky day

Fucking smashfags I swear to christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfwG1zgc0_Q
Still the best frag movie ever

I'm just too lazy

>>389265930
>No girl loves that smell
I can tell you're poor just by this post. Girls love a man who smells good, buy a nice cologne and grow some balls faggot.

>>389259825
this is because smash is autistic, and im one of the very few autistics who actually shower, fuck smash.

>>389270658
I shower twice.

I shower when I first wake up and after I work out for the day.

I wash my hair once a day, after the workout.

>>389268432
you know whats funny is those kinda kids will shower (poorly) and then put on a fucking stinky old hoody their cat pissed all over and walk outside like they're fresh as a daisy.

>>389267120
t. Chad

>>389271184
It's depression that resulted from single momtism.

Basically men who don't know how to socialize because they liked a father figure and become depressed because of it.

I was a victim of it too, I was a stinky teenager who was in full "tfw no gf" mode.

I got on anti depressants, started showering, working out, and life got better.

I'm still a huge weeb, but I'm a healthy and social weeb with not complete shit job and girlfriend.

>>389268793
there was this alcoholic guy who was technically homeless (his mom let him live at home but not while he was drinking) and he had been a drunk for so long he was just a walking house plant who would shit/piss himself and sleep in the rain and smell like mildew and sewage and he would come into my work and I always told him to go home and shower.

he'd act all surprised cause he had been talking to people all morning and going about his business.

>>389269176
>there is nothing wrong with wearing the same pants two days in a row

Do you wash your jeans all the damn time then?

I just shaved my head, trimmed the beard, took a nice cold shower. Feels good man.
You fat smelly shitters should try it sometime.

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why cant autists shower?

>>389271527

>Basically men who don't know how to socialize because they liked a father figure and become depressed because of it.

Dude. The rest of your post is fine, but you are projecting horrifically. Not everyone has your highly specific problem.

>>389271657
>bald and beard

you look like a rapist.

/v/ is more hygienic then smashfags
jesus

>go to 4chan
>"fucking unhygienic faggots"
>go to more obscure chan
>"I go weeks without showering once"
Huh

>>389271527
You sound like a huge faggot like if showering was so hard you had to take pills to do it.

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>>389271745

>>389271780
I'm 10/10 bruh your weakness and stench are disgusting.

>>389271545
Are you shitting yourself every day? What the fuck are you doing that means you need to wash your pants every day?

Are you talking about trousers or underwear? You shouldn't wear the same underwear twice in a row, yeah.

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>>389271873
AW SHIT I REMEMBER THIS

>>389271873
You know he was just grabbing a bottle that was under the chair right?

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Ok boys what is your weapon of choice?

>>389271781
No, that's a lie and you know it. /v/ is a toilet.

>>389271871
Mental illness is very much a real thing and taking medication to treat it is healthy.

You can't power through major chemical imbalances in your brain, and it's better to live a healthy life on meds than trying to be a smelly "badass" neet who don't need no pills.

>>389272160
No, that's /jp/ and /pol/.

They're the smelly boards.

>>389272160
>NOOOOOO WE'RE CLEAN I PROMISE PLEAAASSE RECOGNIZE US AS A REAL FIGHTING GAME!!!!!!

GEE mom, what's wrong with not taking a shower daily?
I don't get why people get so upset about video games.

>>389272113
Rexona roll-on since it's usually the cheapest option that isn't shit. It tends to build up pretty bad on shirts though.

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>>389272113

>>389265930
dumb ass

>>389262391
If you're like me, my locals happen immediately after I get off work. I'm gonna stink, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>389272345
I should stop using gel ones they fucked up all my favorite shirts. At least I'm not a stinky smash player. I'd take fucked up shirts over smelling like microwaved shit on spoiled milk

>>389272565
No, but there's something YOU can do about it.

>>389263345
I just shampoo every other day since I work out every other day, and nothing makes my scalp itch like dried sweat.

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>>389262012
>tfw this is bait but theres someone out there who genuinely believes this

>>389262670
Wait, you're supposed to condition before you shampoo?

For most of human history, there was no such thing as deodorant or showering. We need to get back to our roots. Modern society has really gotten fucked up.

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>>389272113

>>389272442
yeah this is good. i use this one all the time.

>>389268103
I left my deodorant in my car, before I went to put it on it gooped out all over my pants. Don't leave it in the heat.

>>389272784
Showering helped eliminate a lot of disease spread, enjoy being a vile carrier of death fatso.

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>>389272113
Pussies.

>>389272864
a-at least your pants will smell nice unlike smash players

>>389272850
It's the only one that legit lasts a whole day for me.

Other shit lasts maybe 4 hours.

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>>389259825
>Stinky day
Must be the same smell as a convention

>>389272864
I leave it in the glovebox, away from direct sunlight, so no problems so far

>>389271078
Cologne is absolutely disgusting and overscented. Every single one burns my eyeballs out of my head and gives me a headache. Not to mention the smell of 20 different people in a small room filled with 20 different kinds of cologne makes me want to shoot myself in the head.

>>389273116
I am convinced the Smash tourney ones smell way worse than a con.

>>389259825
I don't know how people can go without showering for more than a day. I spend a few hours without a shower and it feels like my face could be used to grease a door hinge.

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>dweebs who play kids games competitively smell bad

No shit sherlock

>>389273254
You get used to it, I honestly don't start feeling dirty until I go a week without showering.

>>389271078
The key is buying a decent cologne and not overdoing it. You dont want to smell like a fucking middle school locker room

>All these people falling for the hygienic jew

>>389273161

You're not supposed to bathe in the stuff. Only people who get in an intimate space with you, like during a hug, should be able to smell your cologne

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>>389272442

>>389273465
The key is to take a fucking bath

>>389273445
Have you tried hanging yourself?

>>389272784
The only problem is detergents and sulfates which modern laborers used to get clean cheaply and easily but now they're standard, and make you need to use them again just to get rid of the excess oils and sebum your body produces in response. I use sulfate-free soap/shampoo and silicon-free conditioner, after your body adjusts to it your hair stops being dry from nuking it daily and you stop getting greasy from not nuking it again in a timely manner.

>>389259825
Autism children never bath. He should stop being a white male racist cunt and accept those races of people.

>>389259825
Not defending Smash players because they stink the worst, but FGC in general as a BO problem.

Whats the best way to put on cologne?

>>389273538
Why would I do that

>>389273445
Yeah, but everyone else is immediately going to notice how dirty and smelly you are.

>>389263183
Are you retarded?

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>>389266508

That's nothing

>go on a hike in the beautiful mountains of Utah
>the next day my foot and leg start itching
>it gets worse the next day
>over the next 2 days my foot and calf start to swell up and hurt/itch really bad
>big ugly yellow blisters form that weep fluid all over the place
>foot no longer fits in shoe because of how inflamed it is
>entire area feels nasty and even walking is difficult because of the awkwardness and pain
>go see doctor
>"poison oak"
>nothing I can do about it besides put itch-relief creams/sprays on it and wait it out
>takes 2 weeks or so to subside, 2 more weeks to fully heal
>leg and foot have scars as remnants of this badass poison oak incident

I never went on that hike again for fear that it would strike once more.

Pic related is not me, but imagine that shit covering your whole foot and your calf about halfway to your knee.

>>389273739
Well yeah, but I was talking about feeling it by yourself.

>>389273625
No, it's autists and geeks in general that have hygiene problems. It's not fandom specific at all. You go to any event geared towards them and you'll always encounter a few that just reek.

>>389259825

A few years ago MMO-Champ had a 20+page thread where many people openly admitted to not showering more than 3 times per week and didn't see that as abnormal.

They weren't trolls or baiters either.

>>389273537
No shit, I shower everyday but i've had several girls say I smell nice when i throw a light amount of cologne on top. That shit works my dude

>>389265930
>if you bathe regularly and correctly, wash your clothes and apply deodorant, you shouldn't need aresol old spice spray shit.

Okay this person's making se-

> SHAVE/TRIM YOUR ARMPITS.
It cuts down on BO just like shaving your pubs gets rid of the bad smells down there.

Nevermind

>>389263125
>t. stinky

>>389263847
>Was the Video Game Chair of my college Gaming & Anime Club for 3 years
>for the most part the people that came every week were well mixed, nice and sanitary
>But every year there was at least 1 or 2 literal autists that smelled terrible and made everyone feel awkward
>Also 1 worthless autistic faggot that had been going to the college for a stupid long time and not graduating who would go into fits of rage over games

Gaming clubs aren't all that bad really. It's just the few bad eggs that you can't really turn away that tend to make them look awful.

>>389259825

People who don't shower are one thing, but people who can't properly wipe/clean their ass and literally stink like shit are the absolute scum of the earth. I'm afraid to sit in any chair at any con/tournament ever because I don't want to sit in someone else's feces.

>>389273880
See, I feel weird because I might not shower that much if I'm at home by myself for several days, but how does one not grasp that if you are going out in public, you need to shower that day and then put on deodorant and fresh clothes?

>>389274160

You won't smell your own stench unless the smells change, if it remains the same your brain basically ignores it.

Some don't because of money, others don't because they're lazy, or fear cleaning.

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>>389272113
shit works like a charm. also I wear drakkar noir cologne.

>>389274301
>money

What kind of absolute poorfag do you have to be to not even be able to afford to shower? They sell perfectly fine soap and deodorant at the dollar store.

>>389274081
I would actually consider going to these things, but at least one of those stinky autists is a guarantee at every single one of them and i dont want to be anywhere near those fuckers

>>389262867
>Not using deodorant, body spray and after shave altogether for maximum freshness
Faggot

>>389273880
It's abnormal?

>>389274461

People that don't live with their parents. Water costs money, so does clothes, soap, and electricity to run the washer and dryer.

>>389274483
Body sprays are trashy, get a decent cologne or dont bother

>>389274503
Yes that's fucking abnormal, you shower once a day you smelly bastard.

>>389274483
If you shower regularly, you really should not stink enough to need all of that. The deodorant is all you need and if this isn't true for you, I really advise seeing a doctor because something is wrong.

>>389274503
yes you fucking disgusting neckbeard

>>389274617
You have to be absolute fucking destitute poor to not be able to wash. Even poor people can fill up a bucket and go to town with a sponge, you lazy fuck. Use a damn wash line if you can't afford to run a dryer.

>>389274617
It costs a bare minimum. If you can afford to house yourself and feed yourself and go to public events, you have the money to stay clean.

If you don't shit once a day before your daily shower then you're part of what that post is talking about, you smelly bastards.

And the heavier you are the worse it is.

>>389274792

Destitute poor people actually never get fully clean, and they put dirty clothes back on.

You're not too bright are you.

>>389274818

You're clearly living with your parents.

>>389274000
Not that anon, but I shave them, but not bald.
Just trim them down enough to where it's not a fucking forest and lays pretty much flat.
I don't really see the point in going straight down to the skin, personally though prefer it looking neat and clean as opposed to just letting it go wild. I've got OCD so maybe that contributes a bit.

I've taken to doing my pits the same way as well, mainly because I live down south with like 90-100% humidity, and sweat down there fucking stays. Not much hair makes it a bit easier for that shit to evaporate quicker. I thought it'd be irritating as fuck but it really isn't.

Just my 2 cents.

>>389269176
I haven't washed my pants in months. As long as they don't stink you're pretty much good

>>389265930
t.woman

I had a doctor tell me I actually have a rare gene or something that means I don't produce an odor from underarm sweating and shit, its pretty cool. I still use cologne though because it smells nice.

>>389269409
>rule 13
jesus fucking christ
I hope they kill themselves

>>389274626
>>389274791
I've been looking online and there seem to be a lot of people who don't shower every week.

>>389274901
>Destitute poor people actually never get fully clean, and they put dirty clothes back on.
No, that's what fucking lazy people do. I've been in a poor fuck situation in a garbage apartment and was still able to afford washing myself and cleaning myself. Get a bucket and fill it with water, you stinky piece of shit.

>>389274901

>You're clearly living with your parents.

What country do you live in where one daily shower costs a fortune? Here its 20 bucks a month at most. Just don't take a bath or spend 20 minutes in there every fucking time and it doesn't kill your wallet.

>>389274901
No, I have job that involves interacting with customers and I know I'd get fired for one thing if I tried to save a dollar or two by not showering.
Unless you're homeless or nearly homeless, you should not being struggling to shower and do laundry.

>>389275007
Nobody produces an odor
It's bacteria produce it

>>389272796
>>389272796
while we're on the subject, get an anti-perspirant so you will stay smelling good longer

>>389275128
Yeah, I don't get that bacteria or something. It's fucking weird man.

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/a-lucky-two-percent-of-people-have-a-gene-for-stink-free-armpits-2508106/

>>389259825
>Americans

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>>389271873
oh god

>>389275247
Its autism. Autism knows no borders anon

Because Melee players are actual garbage.

>>389275343
Never had a problem with odour at large European tournaments

Best thread to ask. What skin cream do you use? Never bought one before.

>>389275414
Skin cream? Nigger you gay?

Regardless, the best cream without a doubt is some pure aloe vera extract shit. Just dump that on your skin and with some shaving you'll have some cute femboy arms and legs.

>>389272113
>>389272442
>>389272796
Are deodorant sticks really better than spray? What are the advantages?

>>389275414
lotion

>>389275601
T H I C C E R

I shower once every 2 weeks and I'm fine. I don't even use soap or shit like that because it harms your skin. Water works fine. Don't let people bully you into using poisons on your body or drying your skin out with unnecessary washing because of some bullshit social norm garbage.

>>389275601
It doesn't really matter what you use, but make it it's actually anti-perspirant, not just deodorant.

>>389272442
My nigga

>>389275779
You are gross man. Even my weird crazy paleo "all chemicals are bad" friend rinses with cool water every day and uses "natural alternatives" like coconut oil infused with essential oils every few days.

>>389275601
Sticks and roll-ons typically last a fuckton longer than sprays.

>>389262012
Bacterian pls go

>>389275779

>I shower once every 2 weeks and I'm fine.

Problem isn't if you're fine or not. Problem is the people around you are not fine.

>antiperspirant
>Literally shoving aluminum in to your sweat glands
>Retarding your bodies natural ability to stay cool so you sweat even more
> Caring if your pits get a tiny bit sweaty or not bringing a change of clothes if you are going to be actually outside in the heat or exercising
Might as well stick two maxi pads onto your arm pits you emasculated cucks.

>>389275779
How is unemployment and/or the bong shop you work at?

>>389275779
<smashplayer has entered the game>

>>389276183

>Caring if your pits get a tiny bit sweaty or not bringing a change of clothes if you are going to be actually outside in the heat or exercising

You're not going outside and exercising when you enter a Smash tournament. You do the exact opposite of that.

>>389269409
Forgot to add a "shower daily" rule

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>>389259825
>stinky day

>>389269409

Judging by these rules the Brawl club had a total of 2 people in it. Unless they got in touch with tourneyfags.