Revealed for launch: Jesus and Buddha. Is this going to get

>>389253757
hope so then it will be even more popular

lol no
they didn't put anyone from THAT religion in it

>>389253757
Where's Muhammad. I can't play a game with only infidels on it.

>>389253757
So is this a SMT fighting game

"We're seeking fan suggestions to find out which other characters should join the stunning FIGHT OF GODS roster in the future. Poseidon? Ra? Loki? Quetzalcoatl? Cthulu? Korean Jesus? Somebody else? We want to know who gets your vote for the next wave of fighters!"

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>>389253757
>He's back and he's Cross.

I gave that a sensible chuckle.

>>389253757
When will the realest niggah, Allah appear

>>389255924
Put in THE Christian God and give him and Jesus father/son prefight bants. Every fighting game needs to have one.

>>389253757
No because no one cares about shitting on Christianity and devs are bunch of fedora edgelords.
If they put Muhammad then i would respect them but they are just bunch of pussies.

>no reviews
>op must be a dev
give us free keys senpai

Holy shit, something about Jesus ripping the arms of the cross off is great. Conceptually I love this, but it looks shitty

This looks stupid as fuck.

>>389256357
No, saw it on Twitter. OP doesn't want to spend even £3.35 until reviews come in lol

I know that this is early access, but jesus christ does this game look awful. All it makes me want to do is play SMT some more.

>>389253757
Hi devs

>>389253757
When did Jesus get so fucking jacked? And I don't know much about Buddha but isn't fighting not his thing?

>>389253757
"Let he who is without sin kick the first ass."

>>389256797
it's what they call "americanization"

if it was japaneese they would be little girls flashing their panties

>>389256863
I come not to bring peace, but an ass whooping

>>389255924
>korean jesus
Are they talking about that korean manga with the female jesus?

>>389256797
Buddha literally does not care one bit about any of this conflict which is why it's stupid. Buddhist monks don't even use their martial arts to fight either. It's all training for the sake of enlightenment.

>>389257060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhtOGkUqVTU

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>>389257046
Nah, Jesus would either be a robot or a cyberpunk prettyboy.

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Buddha was never a god

>>389257145
Monks were regular conscripts in wars. Shaolin temple was more military training ground than monastery and those Tibetan paintings of hell are shit they actually did to their enemies.

That's a badass fucking depiction of Jesus

Probably my second favourite rendition

>>389256797
According to accounts he was a carpenter so he wasn't some prissy noble who sat around eating grapes

>>389257320
depends on the type of buddhism my man

Literally god tier

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Needs more pagan gods

>jesus punching people off
this is the kind of people who only want to piss people off and get free publicity

everyone know jesus fights with projectiles he shots from his mouth
is on the fucking bible

>>389258094
>Not using the sword in his mouth

Do you even revelations m8

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>>389255706
the bull on fire that lives on the moon?

>>389253757
>Jesus
>God

>>389258094
Last I checked, he uses a whip.

>>389258316
>Jew or Muslim

Both equally should be purged

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>>389256797
is based on that imaged
Devs cant even create something new

>tfw Smite never had the balls to add Jesus or any Judeo-Christian figures

>>389253757
ehh the jesus one just looks dumb honestly. should have been something like the "gods" chose an avatar to fight for them instead to avoid dumb shit like jesus.

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Shame the game itself looks like complete shit

>>389253757
Jesus isn't even a God.
He's a faggot.

>>389258441
only against jews

Still lacking some top tier gods such as Kek and the giant flying spaghetti.

>>389258547
Jesus isn't God you fucking idiot. He's the prophet and the son of God, but not God.

>>389258603
they only add mythical gods/figures
Jesus was real

>>389253757
Godkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZcQkbbCw1Q

>>389258727
Go away Jew/Muslim/Gnostic/Ba'hai/some new aged shit

>>389258819
Have you ever read the Bible? That's what it says.

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What about the Goat fucker master?

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Jesus is nice but where's motherfucking Tlaloc?

>>389258547
>>389258819
>any religion that isn't based around worship of the sun
kill yourself and prove me wrong, i can see my god, where's yours?

>>389258942
Oh shit my bad

Don't you have some doors to knock or some smurfs to exorcise Jehovah's Witness?

>>389258772
Ayy lmao

>>389259082
>his god going to explode someday
what a faggot

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>>389253757
>Jesus
>Buddha
>Gods
>Jesus and Buddha fighting and not being best bros doing bros things
Absolutely heretical

>>389253757
Hey, where's that other prophet?

>>389258942
The bible says that Jesus is the son of God and he is also God.

>>389258094
jesus shud obviously beat people with the crusifix tied to his back a little bit like wolfwood in trigun but without the ugns

>>389259171
are you implying an exploding god is somehow not significantly better than an imaginary cop that protects boyfuckers?
nice english by the way, bet you're a muslim

What's the current character list?

>>389258727
t. Ahmud bin al-Assud

>>389257145
>he hasn't read the Buddha sutra where he explained the Middle Way was through your enemy's spine

>>389259191
>For the first time ever, gods, holy spirits and mythological characters from around the globe and throughout history will clash in an explosive 2D fighter where the entire world is at stake!

>>389258727
>He's the prophet and the son of God
Nah he was nothing but a hippie.

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>>389259309
>bet you're a muslim
if i was my god would explode too

>>389259309
if you got all of that implication out of 9 words, you should stop reading into things so much

I can't deny being very uncomfortable watching Jesus being used in a game, specially like this.

And to put him on the same level as the other, false gods.

I guess that dev needs the publicity by doing stuff like it.

>>389259416
I laughed

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>http://steamcommunity.com/app/612930/discussions/0/1474221865199430039/

>who do you want to see
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

>>389253757
Why does the concept art look so good but the game looks like shit?

>>389259071
>Tlaloc
>not motherfuckin Huitzilopochtli

Hope you get sacrificed after the Ulama match.

>>389253757
Reminds me of that flash game from years ago. The final boss in that game was Xenu.

>>389259523
well if he doesnt put mohamaed or alah in the game he is just a faggot trying to get publicity

>>389258772
guan yu was real

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>No Islam reps
Lame.

>>389259592
This.
I mean, it looks mediocre at best, the concept is OK though, but it seems worse than your average fighter game.

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Who /Buddhamain/ here?

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>watch trailer
>Jesus

>>389259701
Never going to happen in any game

>>389256254
It's a game about gods, anon. not phony imaginary buddies.

>>389258184
#STAYWOKE

>>389258184
I hope you don't follow an Abrahamic religion or you're going to feel mighty stupid.

>the two religions who will not do anything if you insult them
>brave
Tell me when they add mohammed

Does it have netplay?

>>389259967
i follow my own religion

i belive god exploded and we live in his remains

the game looks good based on pics but damn, those animations

>>389259565
Kek would be perfect for this
>frog legs so he can walljump like chun
>dubs shaped fireballs

>>389259701
Only Jews don't accept Jesus. Both Christians and Muslims accept him as a holy figure.
So yes, they already have representation.

>>389258942
Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are all the same person.
I'm not even religious and I know this anon.

>>389259071
Make a post on their steam fourms in the topic for it, I just asked for Tezcatlipoca or Huitzilopotchli

But anime showed me that Jesus and Buddha were best pals and borderline homosexual.

We Saint Young Men now?

>>389260141
muslins just like to steal shit from all other religions

if scientology existed back then they would say alah was a alien

who are you maining /v/?

>>389260006
Muhammad isn't a god though

>>389253757
>/fit/ jesus
That's a Messiah I can get behind

>>389258942
nigga The Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit refer to the same damn thing


t.christfag

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>>389253757

>He's back, and he's cross

>>389260272
>gods, holy spirits and mythological character
the game is about more than just gods fighting

>>389260392
I don't get the joke because I'm not a native english speaker.

>>389260272
The way muslims treat him you'd swear he was.

>>389260272
Neither is jesus or buddha you ignorant tit

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I'm just assuming from the footage, but does Jesus fucking Christ have Rekkas?

>>389260451
being cross is being angry

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Are there any goddesses?

>>389259523

>other, false gods

They're all false.

>>389258184
Damn this is some grade a retard shit. Why are people so afraid of reading books and being intelligent nowadays?

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>>389260392

>>389259701
Azrael when?

>>389260541
sif, amaterasu, athena

sif looks pretty hot bra

>>389260416
>>389260464
But they were all probably real people once
>>389260460
I'm think he's Muslim's Jesus in a way

>>389253757
I just hope for the devs that one of the characters isn't overpowered.

>>389260551
funny enough all 3000 religions in the world had angels though

gods change but angels dont,

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>>389253757
sounds like this game has a lot at "stake".

I actually made a fighting game roster of Gods a while back, using 26 slots, r8 my taste

>Zeus/Jupiter (greco-roman)
>Poseidon/Neptune (greco-roman)
>Hades/Pluto (greco-roman)
>Athena/Minerva (greco-roman)
>Buddha (Buddhism)
>Sun Wukong (Buddhsm/Taoist)
>Thor (Norse)
>Loki (Norse)
>Odin (Norse)
>Vishnu (Hindu)
>Shiva (Hindu)
>Kali (Hindu)
>Horus (egyptian)
>Set (egyptian)
>Isis (egyptian)
>Quetzalcoatl/Kukuklan (Aztec/Mayan)
>Tezcatlipoca (Aztec)
>Huitzilopochtli (Aztec)
>Amaterasu (Shinto)
>Susanoo (Shinto)
>Tsukuyomi (Shinto)
>Rainbow Serpent (Aboriginal)
>Tiamat (Mesopotamian)
>Marmaduk (mesopotamian)
>Gabriel (juedochrstian)
>Lucifer (jeudochristian)

Boss 1: Typhon (Greco-roman)
Boss 2: Ammut or Apep (egyptian)
Boss 3: Camazotz (Mayan)
Boss 4: Fenrir or Níðhöggr or Ymir
Final boss: God (jeudochriistian)

Honorable mentions were:
>Ares/Mars (Greco-roman)
>Coatlicue (Aztec)
>Tlacoc (Aztec)
>Gahesha (Hindu)
>Bast/Sekhmet (egyptian)
>Sobek (egyptian)
>Serket (egyptan)
>Izanagi & Izanami (Shinto)

>>389260080
Get back in your drug coffin.

>>389253757
Unless they have Muhammad in they are pussies as everyone and their mother has mad fun of jesus

>>389260713
>No Konshu

>>389258701
>Kek
>pure RNG with all inputs doing a random attack with random damage capable of one shotting your opponents

>>389260673
irrelevant i just want to see the buthurt it will cause on the goatfuckers

>Moses
>a god
Huh

The Jesus trailer gave me a good chuckle

>>389260704
They already made that joke Carlos

>>389260673
>I'm think he's Muslim's Jesus in a way
Christians see Jesus as God, Muslims supposedly just see him as his prophet. Comparing how they react to blasphemy against Muhammad compared to blasphemy against God makes you think they're a bit too high on his cult of personality.

>>389260392
Jesus didn't die on a cross. Its a proven fact among scholars that he died on a plain old stick like every else on death-row at the time.

>>389257617
Wait for him in Fate Grand Order, Martha would soak her panties.

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>>389260713
Fug I posted an old version, Boss 3 is supposed to be Coatlicue, not Camazotz

>>389259191
Jesus and Buddha would hate each other. Jesus was a Jew supremacist that preached that everyone one should be subservient to his god and creed while Buddha preached secularist defense and metaphysical self-reliance.

>>389256797
>>389257046
>>389258562

When getting crucified, Jesus had to carry the cross to Golgatha a short distance, but it was mainly carried by Simon of Cyrene.

Most accounts say the cross weighed around 300 pounds, so to even carry it a little distance would be pretty difficult, and this was after Jesus went through the beatings and whippings.

Jesus was probably a pretty built guy

>>389258562
>cross is a homogenous piece of wood that was carved from a single tree trunk

>>389260853
you have a very low bar for proven facts

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>>389260921
What the fuck

>>389253757
i hope they got the copyrights for them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-btK9wllOvI

>>389260965
Hes a big guy

>>389260883
Buddha would come first probably, but I'm psyched for a Saver/Lancer Jesus

>>389260713
>No Morrigan
You blew it

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>>389260713
>Final boss: God
He has a name you know

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>>389260713

demigods and epic heroes would make a more interesting fighting game desu

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Muhammad when?!

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>>389260713
>no Vulcan
Vulcan/Hesphestus has the most metal backstory in all of Greco-roman mythology
>Zeus finds a baby on Mount Olympus
>Thinks to himself "this is one ugly fucking baby" and throws it off, leaving it to die
>The baby doesn't give a fuck
>Baby grows up and tricks his way into Mount Olympus by holding a Goddess hostage
>Then he starts fucking the hottest goddess
>It's a pretty shitty marriage, but he doesn't care because he still gets to hit it
>Catches her cheating and decides to display her naked to the world
He's 100% the best God.

>>389261105
Never. Dracula beat him up and stole his invitation.

>>389260673
>I'm think he's Muslim's Jesus in a way

That's like saying Jesus is Christian's Abraham.

Abraham set the religion up.
Jesus came and said that God changed his mind and the old rules are bullshit.
Mohamed came and said that God saw how people added their own shit into the books over the years and sent him to re-iterate his rules once again.

It's a bit funny because the guy is practically right as Christianity used to have its own halal/kosher equivalent back in the day and doesn't nowadays. You can read about it from the Chinese who encountered the old Christians.

>>389261072
>>389261105
Who would win?

>>389261031

And he died for your sins

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>>389261004
Aztec mythology is some shit, anon. Wait till you hear about the futanari cosmic skeleton demonesses with rattlesnakes for penises that would eat the sun if the gods didn't get enough sacrifices

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>>389260809
Aw fooey! Thought I nailed it.

>>389261050
Wonder who (apart from Martha) is gonna want Jesus dick.

>>389260992
look it up. the evidence is strong and irrefutable.

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KONSHU WHEN

>>389261153
>Ugly cripple that's wife constantly fucked other men and when he caught Ares plowing her, all the gods laughed at him instead of the adulters

>>389260227
I mean, you really could say the same about Christianity, although that's more about assigning the stories of other cultures from nonsense like OOGA BOOGA MAGIC or PANTHEON to God's works. From that perspective, it could still very much be said.

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>>389261238
GOD DAMN IT CARLOS

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>>389261214
Don't forget the guy who dresses up on the skins of his followers

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>>389257046
Not really

>>389261363
>ugly cripple
>who still fucks the world's hottest goddess
>and had millions of people worshipping him
You can't fucking stop him, Zeus.

>>389253757
Is that the korean Jesus?

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>>389261461
Or the skeletal butterfly goddess with wings made up of thousands of knives and with claws for hands and feet

>>389260618
You weren't kidding, I need more.

>>389260541
>>389260618
>>389261702
Who are the playable characters so far?

>>389258441
Jesus was a belmont?

>>389253757
Where the fuck is ALAH for fuck sake.

>>389260698
Religions steal from older religions since cavemen thought of animal spirits guiding them.

>>389260921
>>389261214
Aztec horror game in the style of Silent Hill, when? This shit looks like it writes itself.

>>389261689
What is it with Aztecs and skeleton gods?

>>389258701
Hi /reddit/

>>389259191
Jesus in Christianity is a god. Holy Trinity - God-Father, God-Son, Holy Spirit. In Islam Jesus is a human prophet, like Muhammad. There are sects that believe differently, though.

>No Celtic religions.

Boo.

>>389261772
You've got his prophet right there, stop complaining already, goatfucker.

>>389260721
>everyone and their mother has mad fun of jesus
Bullshit. Jesus is usually portrayed as a cool surferdude that chills with the bros and smokes weed. Jesus isn't made fun of nearly as much as other religious figures.

I hope they add that chinese jesus that caused a civil war

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>>389261772

>>389260964
You do know that having different views doesn't mean they have to hate each other, right?

>>389256254
allah is just Arabic for God

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>>389261889
The Aztecs were doing metal album covers before it was cool

>>389260721
Muhammad isn't a god and Allah is honestly pretty boring, just like Christian god except even more so because Islam forbids depicting him as a human so you don't even get the "white-bearded dude" imagery. A jinn would be pretty cool, though.

>>389256270
Give him a father/son Kamehameha

>>389253757
>they'll never put Jesus in SMITE
It'd be goon as hell too

>still no reviews
people don't even want to buy it ironically?

>>389253757
>"And he's cross"
I chuckled.

But in all seriousness: no, I doubt there's going to be a pushback - the game looks like shit.

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>>389261536
lolnop

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>>389256270

>SF3 esque Ryu Ken fistbump

>>389262153
>Right foot is a frying pan
What

>>389260583

This is the most euphoric post I've read in a long time.

>>389261948
>t. hasn't been on the internet pre-2010

>>389262343
It's a mirror

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirrors_in_Mesoamerican_culture

>>389253757
but Jesus wasn´t a god
he was the SON of God
big difference. why do you think he died?

>>389262362
Not that anon but he's sorta right in his own fedora tipping way.
The fact you're critiquing someone for promoting intellectual prospering sorta proves his point.

On the otherside however, he's wrong in that it's a "nowadays" thing. People have always been anti-intellectual since life doesn't really require that much of you.

>>389262675
Jeez man, learn to Christianity.

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>>389262343
A mirror actually. Dude offered his foot as bait so his brother and him could kill a massive lizard monster and create earth with its remains

>Fight of Gods
>not Immortal Kombat

>>389262745
no God, the holy spirit and Jesus are all technically the same person.
But Jesus was still just the human aspect of God but not God.
I no it´s complicated for non scholars to understand this Christians even went so far as to fight wars over this confusion matter but it is still true

>>389253757
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/612930/Fight_of_Gods/
>no Muhammad as joke character
I can see it.
>fucking goats fills your meter
>detonating yourself leaves you with 1 HP, it may kill the opponent
>your battle plan is to get your meter to lv3 and then use suicide attack

Still, this game looks pretty bad. It surfs on US ATHEISTS, AMIRITE wave so most probably it'll be a big fucking nothing.

>>389260080
>not believing in CHIM

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>>389260120
>Kek would be perfect for this

>>389262301
source?

>>389262887
He looks so annoyed in that image.

> we are funny atheits laughing at religions: the game

*tips fedora*

>>389263010
Jesus is the hand of God and his first and foremost creation. Together, they orchestrated the creation of everything else. His angelic name or the name he used when he went to war with Satan is Micheal. After the war, he was crowned King of Heaven by God. They are not the same entity. All of these facts are scriptural.

>>389261072
>Record Scratch

>Everyone getting mad because "Jesus and buhdda" arent gods or that the game is getting shit wrong or whatever

its just a joke man. OBVIOUSLY Jesus and buhdda wouldnt actually be fighting, but its just a fun "what if" situation.

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>>389260080
Fucking pleb. I bet you don't even worship a goddess.

>>389263112
It's a wonder you can even see the screen under the weight of so many fedoras.

>>389263554
Bitch Goddess' Public NTR show

>>389262675
>complains about Jesus not being a god
You do know that Moses is in the game, right?

>>389263612
get your American Christianity shit out of here

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>>389263558
Considering he just got his goddamn foot bitten off, he's taking it pretty well.

>>389263684
thanks

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Is there multiplayer or offline only?

>>389263674
>It's a wonder you can even see the screen under the weight of so many fedoras.
But anon, this game is pandering to fedoracore audiance already so putting goatfucking Muhammed in doesn't really change anything.

>>389263674
Careful not to explode too early Ahmed.

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Holy Spirit needs to be added

>>389258664
>>389261763
These two things correlate

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>>389263612
This is stupid.

Jesus is essentially The God put into human body.

>>389260964
You do realize Jesus, in a reflection of God himself, hated Jews (even calling them members of the Synagogue of Satan and a den of vipers), and most theories correlate with him having actually gone East to see insights on Buddhism and mysticism?

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>>389259793
You know it m8

Buddha best and Jesus is second

>>389264070
>asking for recolors
I bet you like the designs for Ken and Ryu too.

>>389264340
>most theories correlate with him having actually gone East to see insights on Buddhism and mysticism?
I believe you have statistics to back up this claim

>>389264261
>Jesus is essentially The God put into human body
THIS is stupid.

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>>389253757
It will get some pushback by non-gamers who will be offended. Its fanbase and anti-theists will ridicule the ones complaining.

They dare not add Muhammad though. This is a PR stunt.

>>389257320
Depends on the form of Buddhism, but yes most don't see him as one.

>>389263894
>But anon, this game is pandering to fedoracore audiance already

I see it as a comical game no more fedoracore than Age of Mythology, God of War or any other game involving mythical beings slugging it out.

For that matter, the ones getting triggered are not religious people, rather than groups of fedoramancers like this idiot >>389263947 right here.

>>389260965
There were no cross.

Romans din't use crosses, they uses trees. The prisoner should have carried only the piece of wood which his hands should be hanged. This piece of wood would be much lighter, less than 40kg.

>>389264471
>Avatars aren't a thing

>>389258727
>Arianism
>In current century

>>389264457
http://www.thezensite.com/non_Zen/Was_Jesus_Buddhist.html
https://www.feelguide.com/2017/01/19/bbc-doc-proves-jesus-was-a-buddhist-monk-named-issa-who-spent-16-years-in-india-tibet/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhism_and_Christianity
http://www.booksandculture.com/articles/1999/marapr/9b2046.html

>>389264604
They’re not. Fuck off Pajeet.

GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY

>>389264471
Makes way more sense than "Jesus is the hand of God and his first and foremost creation" theory

>>389264628
> it’s le current year
Not an argument heathen

>>389264604
Aang is in?

>>389264752
Neither makes sense

Can you play with keyboard?

>>389261325
the evidence that jesus was even crucified is pretty scant as is lol

>>389255706
Muslims still claim Jesus as a prophet of God (and a Muslim) despite not believing in trinitarianism.

>>389253757

Take your game back to pleb it please we dont like edgy fedoras here.

Kys.

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>>389264237
>Apparently Jesus is a Kamen Rider fan
Best saint

>>389261536
>implying Aphrodite let the ugly vulture fuck her
Ares had a shit ton of people worshipping him and Zeus despised him. Chad wins again.

>>389264641
I'm still waiting for statistics.

You've used "most theories" phrase. It means that:
- you have some statistics
- more than 50% of these theories claim Jesus went to read about Buddha

I don't really give two shits about whether it's true or not. I'm just amused by your poor choice of words.

>>389264753
Stating that Jesus is human and just the son of God has been heretic behaviour for centuries so it is an argument.

>>389263615
>yeah that's me

>>389264985
why would Buddha threw a tantrum?

>>389260921
I'd fuck that goddess

>>389264340
Gonn ahave to be clearer. What he hated were Pharisees: the talmudic religious movement which would become what we today call "Judaism". He didn't hate Judeans, Semites, or anything like that.

>>389265036
Nice goalpost moving, anon.

>>389264831
Why not? God had decided to enter some human child because he wanted to show people what he actually wanted from them.

>>389264340
The guy's the fucking fulfillment of a main jew prophecy of Judaism, born to jew parents, raised in a jew background, presents himself as jew-god manifest and gets his panties in a knot that the local jewry weren't acting jewish enough.

>>389265148
He's just stingy about spending money while they're on vacation.

>>389265213
What "goalpost moving"? I've been asking you about statistics at the beginning.

Are you too stupid to understand what "statistics" means?

>>389264485
Muhammad isn't even a god, or a supernatural being. He's just some goatfucker who Gabriel talked to.

>>389260713
>Mesopotamian figures
>No Gilgamesh and Enkidu tag team

>>389264959
And that matters how when according to muslims having an image of Jesus would've still be considered haram?

>>389265440
>Gabriel
you mean Satan

>>389265206
>He didn't hate Judeans, Semites, or anything like that.

Considering him, his family and all his friends were semites, it would have been kind of fucked up if he hated that group of people.
I think anon's simply referring to the WW2 practices where Nazis, as devoted Christians and anti-semites, tried relentlessly to hide the fact Jesus was a semite himself. It's a pretty interesting read, actually.

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Need to add Nietzsche so we can have Nietzsche vs Buddha

>>389265489
Learn to read. The anon I replied to implies Muslims aren't going to have beef with the game, when they routinely have beef with depictions of Jesus. That was my point.

>>389264340
Cristianism is just a jew sect that went overboard m8. Jesus was a jew and was proud of it, he was againts some jewish factions that were collaborating with Rome in order to secure their priviledges.

>>389265563
Im saying the shit that comes from their own words. Which entity he hallucinated while high on heat exhaustion, starvation and proto-jenkem. Muhammad isn't inherently special or holy like Jesus, the Koran is.

>>389265489
They literally adopted the symbol of Ottoman Empire against all rules and preaching that factually forbids them from ever doing so.
Normal people don't throw shitfits about these things, just like normal people don't crucify you for getting a tattoo.

>>389265898
>Normal people don't throw shitfits about these things
"Normal" is relative.

For these people it is exactly what they consider "normal".

>>389265049
>heretic behaviour
According to the whore of Babylon :^)

>>389266108
How come the Whore of Babylon isn't in the game? A lavish empress that rides on a many-headed dragon sounds cool.

>>389266108
Go to bed Gawain.

>>389265898
The star and crescent being the symbol of Islam is a christcuck invention.

>>389266212
I’ll go to your mom’s bed, fag.

>>389260080
so the universe is basically god's sperm shot in slow motion?

wonder what he masturbated to?

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>>389266404
>wonder what he masturbated to?
It's easy.

It's finished, bugless version of pic related

>>389266207
Shit, I would play a game that just featured shit from the book of revalations.
>Beast 666 with the whore on his back with a cup of semen mixed with saint blood.
>the other 7 headed beast.
>lady of the apocalypse
>jesus on a horse with a sword
>the other 7 beasts
> the 4 horsemen
>the army of horsemen riding lion horses.
>satan in the form of a dragon.
> the demon locusts

>>389266663
Literally just play SMT.

>>389266218
I don't know who started it, but I know it comes from the Ottoman Empire symbol and they run with it despite the fact the crescent and star have nothing to do with the religion and the religion forbids them from using any actual symbols.

>>389266821
A fighting game I mean.

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>>389266620

wrong it's clearly this succubus

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Bought it and played some training and a versus match. Game language is moonrunes by default so have to change that.
But gamelay is solid and fun, easily worth €5.

>>389267034
>God created spacetime by masturbating to Chronoa, the supreme kai of time

That's kinda poetic.

>>389261172
moses set the religion up. not abraham. its abrahams fault we have the bomb belt babies.

>>389267698
Jew spotted

Lookin go(o)d Jesus

>>389267774
no, i was the kid in the bible school who wanted to be metal but his mom wouldnt let him. the bible has some really fucked up shit in it about how to eat your babies in times of famine and incest.

>>389253757
how is it buddha if hes fighting

>>389267090
Is it an actual fighting game or akin to Mortal Kombat, with an emphasis on shock value over good gameplay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG18nybg4NY

It's up.

>>389268626
>Weird squiggle text

>>389253757
If Jesus can jump out of the sky with a gun and shoot up people in a southpark game, I think this will be fine

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>>389264340
>Jesus
>born jewish, only cared about the well-being of jews, explicitly said multiple times that jews and their god are above others, and was meant to fulfill some jewish prophecy

>"jesus hated jews guise"

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Maybe it is partially because of the wonky lighting, but the designs feel really bland. Like most of them are people in costumes instead of feeling like a divine being.

>>389263804
>mesoamerican people were furries

>>389268626

Why am I not surprised the game was made by the Chinese? They put Jesus and Buddha in purely for money bait like all Chinese games do and not because they're being edgelords like I originally believed. This game's even more cynical than I thought.

And the game's pretty much mobile-tier shit quality like most games they make.

>>389269661
Animal motifs are common in religions

>>389270006
>religion is furry

>>389253757
Nope, put Muhammad on it though....

>>389253757
>fat chink vs our lord and saviour
How can other religions even compete?

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>its a /v/ discusses religion thread
Its going to be a memorable Labor Day

>>389270749
This is infinitely better than how it used to be years ago. The fucking religion wars of 2010-2012 where edgy fedoric faggots and the old Christkids would literally DEBATE ME until 404 were a cancer the likes of which made me hate Atheists in entirety.

>>389271030
I don't remember that.

>>389270157
Humans are furries

>>389271090
I'm sure you weren't here for any of that.

>>389271030
I know your pain but if you don't think the new "/pol/faggot PRETENDING to be christian just to stirr up shit" trend isn't far worse then you haven't been in many religion threads nowadays

Where is Isukiri-sama?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingō,_Aomori

>>389253757
>Ctrl+F "Mohammed"
>0 of 0

Nobody will care

>>389271249
I've been posting on /v/ since 2008 or 2009. For me, the peak shitposting of 2012 was the MLP threads.

We used to own this board.

>>389271335
It's pretty funny how bad they are at pretending though.

where are the jesus gameplay videos

settling things with my fists playing as the Son of Man sounds like the greatest thing ever

>>389271416
There are plenty Mohammad posts, its just that no one can spell the name consistently.

>>389261469
what was this show called again

>>389253757
Is this a joke?

>>389271619
Saint Oniisan

>can punch the Judeo-Christian God in the face and slaughter a pantheon of gods from various religions including Krishna/Buddha and several angels in SMT games
>not a fucking peep from religious people

Anyone else ever confused by this? Is SMT just that niche?

>>389253757
It's missing Confucius.

>>389258184
I think I summoned this guy in persona

>>389271878
I hang out with a punch of gamer type people and they don't know about SMT at all. People who don't know shit about games or even try to (read: Angry Parents and Religious leaders) seriously don't know this stuff exists. So yeah, its just that niche.

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>>389258184
DELETE THIS!!!

https://www.smitegame.com/gods

>>389257617
Who's your number one?

any gameplay vid?

>>389260451
Cross = pissed in bong

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Been there, done that

>>389261072
you mean *record scratch*?

>>389272529
>>389268626

>>389253757
Maining Pope with subclass of Muhammed, we wuz popez n shiiiet

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>>389255706
Imagine the delicious memes if we could absolutely trash allah in a fighting game.

>>389256547
Someone is going to have to take the sacrifice or we will never get reviews

>>389273393
With which god would it be most fun to stomp allah?

>>389271878
Maybe it's niche, or religious people realized complaining about pop culture is too 2001

>>389255924
That Mega Ultra Chicken which is a Yu-Gi-Oh card

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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

>>389273472
Thor

>>389253757
I mean it's kinda neat idea but the designs/artstyle suck desu.

>>389271878
People who play SMT have a tendency to enjoy the presence of their religious faiths in a game above the fact that they are getting enslaved/murdered/genocided, mostly because it's all-encompassing and almost no element of faith is given a free pass.

There is so much Abrahamnic/Gnostic Lore in the games that it's astounding that the game manages to make every single figure into a fully realized character in the game. A lot of Christians who play SMT might feel a little uneasy literally killing God, but they gave us a Law route anyways, so what's the real harm in beating it? Hell, 4A is the only one that doesn't give you an actual choice out of all of the games, and even then, you get to kill the Polytheistic gods too.

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>>389255706
>people want Allah
>not just bringing Ifrit or Iblis into the game to fill islam quota

>>389271878
Some loon got butthurt over Krishna's design around jap release I think
>mainline or most series not persona in the west
>not being niche for most of the 90's and 2000's

>cross
But Jesus didn't die on a crucifix.

>>389258772
>>389259156
Jesus was confirmed as a real person, we found his fucking tomb and everything
That doesn't mean he was a SPECIAL person, or the son of god, or whatever, just that there was a person named jesus who claimed he was the son of god that died

why does this exist.

They really didn't do Jesus justice, wtf is this crap.

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Religion memes aside, the animations are kinda garbage

>>389253757
>Fight of Gods
>Jesus is included
Wew, lads.

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Ame chan a cute
>>389275276
Models look like ass too

>>389253757
>He's back
>and...
>He's CROSS

>>389271090
it was literally when Tips Fedora and that one Aalewis quote became popular in places

where's Izanagi and Izanami?

>>389276692
dlc

>>389276615
I guess. I'm not saying it didn't happen, just saying I don't remember those threads with serious discussion. Maybe I just didn't participate.

>>389260080
What in Bionis' name are you on about?

>fight of the gods

>no atheists simbols or celebreties will ever show up on the game
SUCK IT UP FEDORAS

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Looks neat, might buy it if it's coming out on any consoles. Also, if they're adding gods from fiction they'd better add my boy Yog-Sothoth or regular old Thoth, he's cool too.

>>389277293
>not wanted normal sized richard dawkins punching gods and shouting about how euphoric he is
>>>/out/

>>389258701
Oh, ebin! Just simply ebin, m'good narwhal!

>>389253757
I've seen games that make fun of Jesus on steam before. Wish I could hide them with a tag or something.

>>389253757
>jesus
>fighting
Oh hell yes it's going to get pushback.

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>>389277819
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

boy i wouldnt wanna cross that jesus

>>389278192
He'll just pretend they're all money changers.