ITT: /v/ makes a vault. To keep it from going insane, only posts

only traps allowed

The vault doesn't exist

Only cute traps allowed

Last time we did this, we ended up with a neckbeard and mentally handicapped Deathclaw-filled vault where the overseer is Rolf, there's a room full of Darkseid lookalikes that all want to be called Darkseed, and the neckbeards do incest while the deathclaws do cannibalism. It's also in North Carolina, which rebuilt very fucking quickly.
>For this one, the only vault dwellers are pure Americans

>>389253625
Off to a good start

No lewd stuff allowed

The overseer is a dolphin that got bred by Big MT to have legs, yet it won't rape anybody because it doesn't like traps.

>>389253542
Are reverse traps allowed as well?

24/7 lewd stuff only

Shin Megami Tensei Law and Chaos are the only ideologies taught, with the Vault split in half.

>>389253478
the vault never was made and the thread dies

Everyone in the vault is forced to consume an all-liquid diet.

The populace is sustained through advanced cloning tech by splicing sperm together to create life.

>>389253792
reverse traps are not allowed

Everything has to be done collectively, including bathroom breaks and sex/masturbation.

The vault's residents are all either commies, neo-nazis, or pureblooded Americans.

Traps are gay

Sucking dick is compulsory of saturdays. Every second member of the community sucks dick that day. The next week, roles change.

Daily Smash tournaments

The only game you can play is Skyrim

No clothes allowed

Traps are gay

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The vault is has a main cult/religion. Everyone in the vault are to worship Dr.Robotnik, and have to attend daily morning mass and night mass watching dr robotniks tea party. It is customary, that by one fellow /v/aulters birthday approuch, you will have to grow out a magestetic mustache as big as Dr robotniks himself. they also paint it orange

The vault is powered by bicycle generators. All the saddles have dicks.

HIV introduced to the water supply

Deceased residents are taxidermied and made into furniture for the rest of the population

>>389253886
Reverse traps are allowed and make up 50% of the vaults population.

The overseer is decided by winning in a cage match against a Mister Gutsy that has the personality of Randy Savage.

Anyone who's is touches a penis other than their own will be exterminated

It's only niggers.

>>389253625
>>389253935
The Overseer is required to undergo body modifications to turn them into a dominant big dick futanari.

>>389254035
They're sterile.

Catholicism is taught as the only true religion, sex is only for procreation purposes

>>389253625
>>389253935
>>389253995
/v/ - Video Games

>>389253998
Seconding this.

The overseer is a compulsive liar.

At 7pm sharp everyone must stop what they're doing and get changed into the naughty nightwear.

>>389253625
>>389253935
Good.

The Vault-Tech literature tells the cute traps that there is one Cishetero female in the Vault, and whoever finds and identifies the real girl gets some unnamed treasure. So they spend the Saturday dicksuck days trying to find who the real girl is. In reality there is no girl and the vault dies out in 1 generation.

the Vault is kept at constant sub-zero temperatures. electricity for the heating units is used as currency.

>>389254097
They're extremely fertile and it's their job to force the gay traps to impregnate them in order to continue the Vaults lineage of dykes and fags.

All vault suits are bottomless.

>>389254121
Nah son

>>389253478
Church is required every sunday

You’re only allowed to masturbate to traps

The vault's in the shape of a penis.

All residents are ghouls

The will collapse on itself when the bombs fall

all the traps are actually hand puppets

>>389253625
and they can only wear skimpy outfits while always having a glass dildo up their asses for quick anal insertion in case of hornyness from the male population

>>389254152
They're only hyperfertile one day every year, making getting knocked up a game of roulette.

Absolutely no faggotry is allowed.

Illegal for balls to touch

One of the residents left at one point, fucked a tunneler, then came back with his incestual tunneler family.

If anyone attempts to speak English the vault is immediately filled with mustard gas

The Vaults purpose is to be a weird social experiment where the roles of men and women are reversed.

>everyone greets each other by yelling "What in the goddamn"

Only faggotry is allowed.

Reverse traps are banned

Everyone must complete God Hand die mode on their 16th birthday; Failure to do so within 48 hours will result in the death penalty.

anime is prohibited

They play video games.

>>389254225
Of fucking course it is.

Is it a felony to refuse reach arounds too?

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>>389253625
>>389253935
>>389254335
>>389253995
the cute gay traps worship a stack of Steins;Gate blurays in the center of the vault, paying homage to their patron saint of traps. Once, one of the discs was stolen, which led to a bloody massacre of seven traps that fucked up the dick sucking ratio until another died of injuries.

The overseer resides in the ballsack.

Everyone dies.

>>389254335
>roles of men and women are reversed
>In a vault full of cute traps >>389253625

Sounds good.

>>389253478
no niggers are allowed

>>389254415
WASTED
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>>389254415
See
>>389254035

All traps will be gassed and those who speak any non english language primarily will be forced to eat shit once a month

Vault slowly fills with poison gas

>>389254405
Wow

>>389254335
This is thus far the gayest vault I've ever heard of. I bet we're in fucking California

Niggers are kept in cages

The overseer is an AI with the personality of Mike Pence.

>>389253478
ANIME IS ILLEGAL

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>>389254405
the best timeline

Only whites allowed

>>389253998
Morning mass Moustached Priest:
Thouh heth magestetic self approached the children of mobious, The great Moustached and very talented singer Doctor Robotnik spoke out, in honor of my Love, i offer you something to eat. I offer you Tea and something to Eat.

Great O Leader we will accept thy Offer

People are only allowed to communicate via smoke signals

The overseer has a group of handpicked submissive traps that constantly keeps by his side. They have only rags to cover their genitalia and some have collars with leashes, that are pulled by other traps, and behave like a needy dog, constantly sniffing and licking stuff

All water has a slight taste of spooge.

The overseer is Chris Chan.

Can this vault be in Texas?

The overseer is planarshifting

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>>389254335
>>389254405

The Overseer undergoes FEV modifications to become a Dominant Female Hermaphrodite.

>>389254405
>dick sucking ratio

They only play DotA.

The vault is filled with literal traps.
Residents have to constantly be on the lookout for swinging axe blades and poison darts

>>389254476
Reroll

Those with foot fetish are discriminated against.

>>389254607
Only if it's flooded.

inside each room there's a fuckmachine that everyone must strap themselves and let be fucked for two hours minumum

>>389254602
Seconding.

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Standard issue work clothing for all the traps.

No futas or herms allowed.

>>389254707
we already have an overseer

>>389254645
No rerolls
There is a free "giving head" class for men only

The vault is full of semen, like to the knees level of semen

>>389254593
rerolling my ideal vault situation

>>389254748
Get gassed fag, no one said no rerolling

The security is comprised of people who are all drugged to talk and act like Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann.

>>389254514
If this AI find a /v/aulter deemed unworthy, he can sap the person to death with electricity

This is getting so gay I can almost hear YMCA playing over the intercom

The term Trap has meant actual rodent killing devices.
We just have a vault completely free of rats

>>389254645
If five then this is canceled

>>389253478
The Vaults armory contains a dozen custom T51 power armors. They're rather small, painted bright pink, and are covered in bows.

Any fat people in the vault are executed.

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>every room is open. no doors no privacy
>clothing is either too long or too short never fits right itchy material
>at random intervals the temp will change causing to to get really hot/muggy or cold
>no blankets just bare mattress
>bed frames are attatched to floor built at an angle that has you constantly sloping down
>beds are attatched to frames so you cant remove them
>furnature bolted to the ground unevenly distributed at different heights
>flooring material ranges from shag carpet/wood floors to that spongey padding material found in day care centers
>distrubuted at random carpet and wood planks meet with grated flooring
>water is only dispensed in short bursts and no more than a moderately slow trickle at a time
>food is dispensed as paste. mixed /measured out at random chunky
>tunafish and orange
>vanilla mustard pudding
>toilets are a tube in the ground 8 inches into the ground 3 inches wide
>lighting ranges from very soft dim to bright
>orange /yellow/white unevenly distrubuted
>wallpaper that lights up neon green

mandatory surgery for all males to remove a necessary ammount of ribs to be able to blow one owns dick.

>>389254645
no rerolls, everyone has to play banjo kazooie 7 am in the morning until 8

The Overseer speaks entirely in memes.

>>389253478
randomly catch people outside to vault and gang rape him

The only video game to play is a modded version of Skyrim where every quest giver is a trap and the dragons have been replaced with angry feminist women.

An audiobook of Mein Kampf is constantly broadcast over the intercom

>>389254804
It's obvious in these threads. Otherwise fags like you just reroll their retarded ideas over and over.

Everyone in the vault has been lied to to see that there are only 6 colors of the rainbow.

only whites and arabs are allowed

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>>389254615
i like this

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Everyone is gassed after the first year

>captcha
Jesus

>>389254860
YMCA is on repeat at low volume in all public areas.

The vault has /aco/, but no other boards.

>>389254974
arabs are kept in cages

moms and sons must have sex once every week, they can have more if they want though

The vault's in Wyoming.
After 200 years, the Great Khans raid it.

The vault has a bomb set to explode and collapse three days after the doors shut in a hidden location

>>389253478
All penis in vagina sex has to be in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation or the vaults locks down and the self destruct sequence is initiated.

Anal is no holds bared though

Only food served is their own shit

>>389253478
Anime is banned

The only porn allowed in the vault is futa on male.

>>389255004
>>389255123
Antifun gayboys are punished by being public toilets.

The only website in the vault is 9gag.

Aphrodisiacs are constantly pumped into the vault

Traps are only allowed to speak like animal crossing characters.

>>389255195
only porn is in form of pop up books

The only drink served apart from dirty water is lipton ice tea

>>389255197
Traps must have testicles painfully ripped off

Vaults are for faggots,real men survive on the wasteland

>>389255294
You monster

The vault's right below a nuke that hasn't blown up yet. Soon as they walk out to rebuild, they step on the nuke.

>>389255320
Antifuns are not allowed to shower.

>>389255336
This guy is trapped in the vault
>>389255378
Traps aren't allowed to eat

Women are bred until eventually, generations down the line, all females are thicc.

Gaben's face is the vault's emblem and is worn by everyone.

The penis vault will eventually emerge from the ground, and fire out multiple nukes at Europe and Asia.

Anyone who touches a controller after eating chips is immediately executed.

>>389254681
Suporting

Thousands of guns, but only one bullet for each.

everyone wear pink striped knee high socks

>>389255418
Antifuns are retroactively erased.

The whole population are ethnic Africans

>>389253625
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>>389254885
>>389254965
>>389255195

There is something very wrong with /v/, and I don't know how to feel about this any longer.

everyone is forced to have sex daily

The only source of entertainment is post-movie Spongebob.

Traps are exposed to radiation and became supermutants

The only site you can access in the vault is Reddit.

all rules are the opposite of what they say

>>389255495
The Vault will still remain closed for a period of time after this, however a group of tribals will make a camp near it and begin worshiping it as a god.

All the traps are super mutants, reverse traps are ghouls.

Every door is a mechanically operated revolving door going at insanely fast speed. All auto-stopping measures are broken or turned off. Paramedics don't even bother if someone gets stuck.

Everyone must listen to this before bed each night.
https://youtu.be/rhqwC09q0V0

>>389254885
>>389254965
>>389255165
>>389255195
>>389255495
N-nice..

All traps where actually women all along

Everyone has a lightsaber.

All internal decor must be skeleton themed

So is OP's last 3 digits the name of the vault? Vault 478?

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People are forced to wear pic related all the time

>>389255596
Anything gay is erased and replaced with not gay things

>>389255615
>4chan eventually turns all users into faggot nazis.jpg
It's basically an SCP.

Also, in case I get a 5, cryogenic freezing in vault in escape rampant faggotry.

>>389255895
aw man

Every vault dweller is issued a partner to their specifications.

>>389255895
N O F U N

There's a strict rule on the vault on how no fun is allowed. At all.

>The vault is basically living in 4chan

>>389255895
Based anon.
Xzhe should be overseer.

>>389253478
The vault is equipped with an extensive armory of explosive dildo weaponry

The vault's connected to the neckbeard-deathclaw through a tunnel that goes to the ballsack.

The vault has no chairs.
Everyone is forced to sit in sex hammocks

Everyone in the vault must pretend to be a cute lesbian, even the boys.

>>389255895
All things regayify.

>Le gay trap maymay suggestion
lmao amicool yet

>>389256085
The fuck is a sex hammock?

The vault's split into two halves. The only way one half gets food is to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL

>>389253478
There are video games in the vault but if you die in the game you die for real

no sex

>>389256110
>25kb
>472x352
what are you doing?

>>389253478
All men are futa

People are only allowed to eat their own feces

unarmed training is mandatory, no weapons allowed

>>389256183
Yes, let's do this.

All ceiling fans have razor sharp edges and cannot be stopped.

>>389256141
>Complaining about things instead of rolling with it
Don't be such a basic bitch, anon.

>>389255939
>/v/ is a memetic SCP

Fuck me, that makes more sense then it doesn't.

>>389256269
Rollo lothbrok

The only show that's on in the vault is Xavier: Renegade Angel.

All spoken language is done in the matter of greentexts.

All rules changing pre-existing rules are nnulled.

the vault collapses due to faggotry

Spongebob music is constantly playing over the radio

>>389256415
the savior

The way the overseer is chosen is through a fight against a Mister Gutsy that has the personality and voice of Hulk Hogan. and then a sentry bot that speaks like the undertaker

You can only fuck my ass.

>>389256405
An orgy of traps speaking in nothing but >implications
This is terrifying

>>389256458
Faggotry gives the vault great prestige and power becoming one of the capital centers of culture and regrowth in the Wasteland

>>389256415
All rules are reinstated

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Everyone in the vault is sterile and has to reply with "Moo, I say" at least in every 5th sentence.

>>389254882

Trying too hard: The post.

The vault's a result of the Think Tank going against Mississippi.

The vault has a gladitorial arena.

>>389253478
All the half life enemies teleport into the vault every 3 months.

There's nothing in the vault but rock cds and alcohol

All doors are fleshy Giger-esque vagina tunnels that "birth" people from room-to-room

>>389256162
Anyone who asks questions that can be googled is immediately executed.
Anyone who refuses to give sauce when iqdb doesn't work is also executed.

The only movies available are The Room, Minions, Manos, and Cool Cat.

There's only one toilet in the entire vault

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If anyone makes eye contact with another's dick they have to leave the vault.

the vault explodes to ashes and rubble

The machine that makes everyone traps is called J.O.H.N. If you get the reference, good for you.

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Instead of the standard security measures usually kept in place to keep the dwellers safe, all defensive robotic personnel have been replaced with custom robots who are programmed to violate all the orifices of any intruders they detect.

Once every other week the vault's computer removes a random Dweller's profile from their facial recognition system for 24 hours.

>>389256853
seconding

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All rules that are not video game related are abolished.

Compulsory de-virginizing at age of 12

There are photos of Chrischan and moot lining the walls

All the traps are burned alive by raiders

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Their water chip breaks.

no girls allowed

the vault is sideways

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>>389256935
THE NORMAL DAYS ARE NUMBERED

Hitler is the vault's cook

Pillow forts are mandatory

the traps are all replaced with upstanding men and women who only have sex in the missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation

>>389256746
Google results are just a bunch of people asking how to have sex in a hammock.

What's the lore so far?

Only brownskins allowed

Yiddish is the official vault language

no ketchup

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>>389256970
Chris Chan is the overseer and mandatory Sonichu readings for the whole vault. Also have to listen to Goodbye Horses on loop every time you go to sleep.

The vault is constantly exposed to moderate traces of F.E.V virus.

Everyone praises Yeshmiyek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG-xi6Mx5i0

*tells super mutants about vault*

>>389257151
The women must be 2d and are willing to do whatever I want

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There is a wrestling ring in the vault. Every two months there is a Royal Rumble that is mandatory to participate in. All vault residents must train exclusively by watching gay wrestling videos.

>>389256415
But wouldn't this rule change the pre-existing rules that change pre-existing rules?

So this rule nulls itself.

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A nice refrigerated area that is only lit up by black lights that I mostly have off to sleep in

The vault is in Africa

>>389257171
>google what is a sex hammock >second result is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_swing

This anon must be slapped in the face by the dick of every resident of the vault at least once.

all beds are just piles of straw on the bare concrete floor.
Inhabitants are woken up every morning via the sprinkler system

>>389257232
>>389257257
Seconding for both.

Because of this >>389256415 the following rules are nullified:

>>389253625
>>389253935
>>389253995
>>389254035 Nullified
>>389254225
>>389254335 Nullified
>>389254405
>>389254615
>>389254645
>>389254885
>>389254965
>>389255165
>>389255195
>>389255495
>>389255895 Nullified
>>389256085
>>389256405
>>389256935
>>389257175
>>389257315

No oxygen in the vault

>>389256935
>>389257175
LITTLE BROWN traps ARE THE BEST

Crazy Bus is constantly playing in every single room of the vault

>>389257173
Sexually ambiguous retards that can't decide what they are and now they're all Rupaul so it's even funnier>>389257175

>>389257345
Reverse traps are still allowed.

MLP is the only piece of media allowed

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Traps rules are destroyed.

All rerolls do not count. All rule nullifications before and after this one do not count. This cannot be undone.

all vault doors are to be left opened so we can all breath in that fresh outside air.

>>389257410
nah you can't change existing rules and the rule is only traps allowed

>>389257356
>traps
Those were nullified 3 times
>>389257345
All rules are reinstated except for yours

>>389257383
this

>>389257345
Reverse traps are a form of trap, the statement never nullified the statement "Only Cute traps allowed". Also stating the general purpose of the Vault's social experiment doesn't override anything.

>>389257417
Favorite pone is publicity displayed. Bullying poor taste is encouraged.

Everyone is dresses as Executioner Smough

all vault residents will receive a healthy dose of radiation to turn them into feral sex slaves.

>>389257345
You're wrong, because
>>389257310

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Residents are forced to wear skin-tight two piece swimsuits with penis tucked in the upper and lower part reserved for balls and anus.

Kissing one others shiny, squishable balls is a form of greeting.

A chimp that constantly screams to anyone that is overweight

The vault executes unruly members with a room which uses random fetishes from DeviantArt.

The vault is robbed by isis and everyone who's from the vault becomes a sex slave.

>>389257345
>>389256415
These rules are erased

Shitting dick nipples are real and a part of the vault

Frogs are the sacred animal of the vault

Everyone inside has chemically been made a eunuch but isn't aware of it yet

Everyone has a Spyro Subway poster above their bed.

only feral ghouls are accepted as vault residents and they will be used as overseer's mandatory sex slaves, if overseer does not fuck at least 5 of them each night, he will be fed to the ferals.

>>389253790
Seconding this.

Everyone's a super mutant, they just see themselves as human.

All previous rules are erased

>>389257715
Damn

>>389257715
You son of a bitch

>>389257615
The Chimp has a custom suit of T51 power armor.

>>389257695
How?

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>>389257615
kek and it's mandatory that everyone plays DKC with their feet but every time you die a chimp rips off a limb.

My rules can't be altered

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Everyone must mirror match Leffen's Fox as a trial at age 18. Failure results in death.

>>389257695
>>389257715
THE WORST TIMELINE

feral ghouls are sacred spirit animals of the vault and will be let roaming around the vault and rape vault residents as they please.

Everyone in this vault is a trap except for the black guys

Mohawks are a required haircut

The vault is filled with celebrities, but they won't acknowledge anyone other than themselves

All floor space is covered in Velcro. everyone is required to wear Velcro-soled shoes everywhere they go

only pixie hair cuts

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Everyone must dress like quiet.

>>389253790
Rerollan.

Everyone is magically transformed into a cute loli.

The security system is a series of turrets that launch great white sharks

>>389253478
Only chads
Only staceys

Only the Staceys are all traps and the chads are all gay

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>>389257715

Everyone is a good friend.

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We'll conduct a horrific and inhuman experiment to see what happens when we refuse to allow blacks and Jews into the vault.

No one is a gamer.

Only vanilla 2d porn is allowed

The security system is wired to target anything lewd

What the fuck is wrong with you people? The vault floor is broken glass and rusty nails.

>>389258131
But traps aren't gay, so they would never fuck

There are televisions in every room that play this nonstop, but edited to not have the part where Donald wakes up to see America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzH1iaKVsBM

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The Overseer is the Boss of this Gym and the vault dwellers are all leatherman.

Every time the overseer greets the leathermen, they respond with "Fuck You".

>>389253478
Everyone's black

>>389258172
This guy will never get laid

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Everyone moves and communicates like Oblivion NPCs.

every night a friendly match of baseball, where two or more teams run to each other and whack each other to death with baseball bats will be held, failure to comply will result in execution by baseball bats.

winner is the last one who survives and he will get gang banged by feral ghouls and super mutants as a reward.

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>>389258285

Everyone must shake hands with whoever they see or wish to talk to.

>>389258265
>>389258285

You can't change existing rules:
>>389254615
>>389257175

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>>389258285

Breeding is done via Death Claw semen

>>389254035
perfection

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>>389258336
this

>>389258367
Neither of those contradict each other.

every day vault doors will be left opened to let feral ghouls and fresh air in.

The only female is Ashley Burch

>>389258367
I can change existing rules

Dick-punching droids patrol the hallways searching for fresh dicks to punch

>>389254335
traps + reverse traps + roles reversed = my dream

Fallout 4 without mods is the only game playable in the vault.

>>389258483
t. brainlet

All of these rules are applied to the Vault's second life server. In reality all the inhabitants are sweaty fat neckbeards.

no videogames allowed

>>389258367
wrong
>>389257310

>>389253656
I'd love to see a fallout set in the Appalachians. Or any area of where I live.

I am king of the vault, higher than the overseer, and my first order is to it allow manlets to breed

>>389258646
Stop quoting your own post. He didn't change anything. He introduced a new rule.

Almost everyone in this thread is in the vault.

Jesus christ is the overseer

The vault is upsidedown

>>389258765
can't change existing rules

We have TV but we can only watch old holotapes of Oz, Queer as Folk, Steven Universe, Will & Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and Boku no Pico

>>389258765
Nice

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all traps are removed

>>389258816
Fuck off, no fun allowed autismo.

>>389253625
How come /v/ is infested with ultra-faggots these days?
What are the Jews putting in your water, Burgers?

>>389258816
Are you denying Jesus christ anon?

>>389258816
nope
>>389258816

>>389258816
Planarshifting is the second coming of jesus.

>>389258865
Ayy

When running, it is mandatory for a person to have toast in their mouth

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>>389258816
>Implying Jesus isn't a Planeshifting Boss of this Gym

I don't see any rules changing here, officer.

>>389258876
>these days
How fucking new are you? Lurk moar, faggot.

Everyone is obligated to give me (You)s

>>389258336
Rolling for this

>>389258876
Semen,tastes yummy

The overseers are a council of overseers consisting of Chris Chan, Jesus, the Boss, and Planarshifting.

All newborns are refered to as newfags. The vault's tip has a polis where you're allowed to talk and discuss as long as you're 18 or older.

Kanako Yasaka is my wife

>>389259105
Based

>>389258937
I've been here 8 years faggot. There's defintely been a surge in feminine homosexuals shitting up vidya threads with faggotry.
Recently more and more degenerate twats have been posting pics of themselves in stockings in battlestation threads.
Fuck off back to /b/ or /soc/

>>389259161
Your wife is not real.

>>389259227
>muh degeneracy
You're full of shit, fuck off back where you came. Never belonged here.

The vault is opened by a robot controlled by Mr House. He invites all the inhabitants to form a new Casino on the strip. All further rules are for the Casino.

Everyone has to call the post below mine a faggot.

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This is the image you see upon entering the vault.

Rules can now be changed

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everyone gets laid

>>389259227
>hanging out in battlestation threads
no anon, you are the /soc/

All traps are bbws and die within year due to heart attacks

>>389259325
This rule is invalid

The vault's penis shape is actually connected to a few other vaults so it forms a full body.

>>389259374
No it isn't.

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>>389259064
As in the Big Boss or just Boss?

Mishima from Persona 5 is the only male allowed inside. He is not aware that the traps are traps.

>>389259227
>How to spot the newfag
Fagots have been posting here for years and only now you notice it?
Fuck off back to whatever you came from

>>389259374
No it isn't and traps must be lobotomized

speaking french is an obligation in the vault

>>389259395
The right hand vault is grasping the penis vault.

Only people that are capable of on-point debate are allowed in the brain vault.

>>389259256
You're chinese

>>389259503
No, I said it was getting worse.

Everyone must be atleast 150 kg, everybody must wear chaps and there will be a feral ghoul with a mutated horsecock. He comes at night and one of the doors to the sleeping room is not locked

>>389259360
Only this person gets laid.

>>389259371
They're brown already and seeing how brown people treat each other they're going to be dead from gamg warfare in a week.

Only food available is tacos, fried chicken, grape Kool-aid,watermelon, and Newport cigarettes.

>>389259227
>>389259503
Thing is it used to be people that were just fucking around. Now /v/ is literally filled with fags. Not sure why you have a hard time seeing the difference.

>>389259503
>>389259293
>>389259370
>All these triggered homo's defending fellow fags posting faggotry on a vidya board

none of this is real

>>389259715
>that were just fucking around
How naive can you be?

The vault's in a renamed South Dakota, now called Naziland after a depressing takeover from a abandoned group of the Brotherhood of Steel that's fairly large.

>>389259763
rerolling just once.

>>389259845
That was already the case so thats pretty useless.

A vampire loli who demands her feet to be kissed

>>389259890
it's still a thing now, it's double imaginary!

>>389259715
It's easier to be a fag nowadays, so I'm sure that they were not joking back then.

Absolutely no video games allowed.