>Game has a mechanic >Too retarded to understand it

Feels, Mario.

>jump, then dash

>>389253767
Post the Webm and let's get angry together.

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>game has a mechanic
>everyone talks about how it ruins the game
>just don't use it and really enjoy the game

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>>389253992

>>389252956
>Persona fusion
like what the fuck is the logic here

>>389254072
who the FUCK is responsible for this

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>>389254072
what the fuck

>>389254072
Oh no, now you'll summon the autistic anon that thinks we are all Cuphead shills.

>>389252956
I've already posted like a paragraph to explain the half A press, how do you not get it?

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>>389254072
Holy shit I'm ANGRY

>>389254072

>someone was paid to do this

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>>389254072
I'm used to making tutorials and to be fair, even if the guy playing is a complete retard, it would have been a good idea to add pic related to that step.

>>389252956
This is totally me and Vagrant Story. I just don't get that game.

I'm like that too but the truly easiest way to understand the mechanic is to perform it over and over.

>>389254458
This. Cuphead is literally artificial difficulty: the game

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>>389254072
That was a really hard minute and a half to get through.

>game has a mechanic
>ignore it because it seems useless
>later struggle with a part
>you're supposed to use that mechanic

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>>389254072
>game journalism

>Game has a mechanic
>Never obligated to use it after the first two bosses
Fucking Dark Souls and the plunge attack.

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>game has complicated exploit mechanic
>doing your best without the exploit and your best time is 20 seconds slower than the leaderboard top

>>389254736
Fucking Matador.

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>>389254072
stop

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>>389254072

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>>389254072
I can basically hear it

>>389252956
>Game teaches you a mechanic in the tutorial
>Is ever only used twice in the entire game

> counter mechanic in Bloodborne
> too retarded to learn it
> finish the game and DLC by dodging

>>389252956
What is almost everything about the combat in Xenoblade Chronicles?

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>game adds a mechanic for speedrunners
if only insta-shield and drop dash could be combined to completely break the game. I'm sure mods will make that happen soon.

>>389254736
Literally did not use Overdrive in Xenoblade Chronicles X until I had to fought Lao because I didn't know I could actually do it.
Then I steamrolled every single thing because I had infinite invincibility frames with ghostwalker.

>>389255281
Everyone in the Miiverse XCX community were nice enough to teach me everything and be patient with my ignorance.

>>389252956
I still don't know how to charge and stomp on God Hand.

I finished Breath of the Wild without learning how to parry, I completed the tutorial by sheer luck and move on.
I just exploited Urbosa's fury to knock out Ganon.
I finally understood how to use it like 100 hours into the game and I felt like a complete moron.

>>389252956
I beat MGS 3 not knowing CQC

>>389255419
Miiverse and XCX messages day one was really fun

>>389255692
not even the basics?

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i purposely threw every gwent game because i didnt give two shits about cards.

>that one chap in the basement where you have to play for his life
>good luck with that

>>389255234
I did this. Maria was hard as fuck, some Chalice Bosses too, but fuck parrying, I'm too retarded for that.

>>389254513
I dont know how the fuck i beat the game when i was 15 yeara old.

Basically all of Recettear. Most of the actual game mechanics are never really explained. If you play the game the way the tutorial teaches you it's very hard to make it to the end, if you read a guide and understand how it really works it becomes a piece of cake.

I pretty much don't understand any of the ways shit works in Path of Exile
so much convoluted shit to sift through, still kinda fun for an ARPG, but don't know how long I'll care about it. seems like you're forced to buy stash tabs too because I'm already running low on space

>game has a mechanic that literally gives invincibility to the character
FUCK YOU BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM
I'M STILL MAD

>>389252956
>game has a perfect parry system
>too retarded to learn it, even after hours of trying
feels bad

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>>389252956
>Game has tons and tons of cool, innovative and satisfying mechanics
>99% of people are too retarded to understand it
>Game is almost universally reviled and jas just a tiny enthusiastic fanbase

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>>389252956

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>>389255626
I still can't parry. It only happened two times out of luck. There are temples where you need to parry but i just spam them with bomb arrows.

Life is suffering.

In my first run of FFX I ignored the Sphere Grid entirely. Got to Symour at level 0 at least before having to give up.

>>389256258
Fuck me.

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>>389252956
>game has a mechanic
>too dumb to use it
>doesn't matter because you can beat the game easily without it

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>>389252956
>game has a unique mechanic
>devs too retarded to properly integrate it into the levels

>>389252956

Magic junctions in FFVIII. I never bothered with it during my first playthrough. I also kept forgetting to steal GFs from bosses.

I finished the game with like 4 summons and no junctioned magic. Not that it made the game much more difficult.

>>389254072
>this is the target audience for most video games
No wonder the whole industry is slowly going down the shitter.

>>389256224
what game

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>Game has a mechanic
>It's so subtle you dont notice it normally
>5 years later you still dont understand it

Looking at you, migration mechanic in Victoria 2.

>>389255234
I played through all of the Souls games with nothing but first step light attack

>>389256865
Ori

>>389256865
Unlimited: Saga

I always find walljumping in Super Metroid harder than it should be.

>>389256937
More like
>game has tons of cool, innovative and satisfying mechanics
>never required to use them so they might as well not exist

>>389256937
I'm pretty sure most normies and those who think videogames are art sucked that game's dick.

I didn't understand the basics of CQC until I played the HD remaster of MGS3.

haha

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>>389252956
>Game has a mechanic
>Too lazy to learn it

>>389254072
>Literally no indication that the dash could be used in conjunction with a jump
What a shit tutorial.

>>389258030
I'll bite.
>quick evade on ground or air
>air

>>389258107
You don't have to jump to be in the air.

>>389255234
Same, but with Blocking in Hyrule Warriors.

>>389257038
oh boy

>>389252956
>Game has a mechanic that requires you to time a button press to pull it off
>you can just mash the button and do it 80% of the time.

>>389258152
That doesn't change the fact that jumping puts you in the air, which means the dash can be used in conjunction with a jump.

>>389258380
>still giving him (You)s

>Game has eggs
>Smell them
>Haha

>>389258451
It's a 2 second reply, it's no biggie.

>>389258504
>Game has eggs
>You have to eat all of them

>>389256905
If you mean just R1 spam, nothing wrong with that, its an OP strategy in those games

>game doesn't tell you can open certain doors only when your MC becomes a spirit or something
>glitch through them as standard MC thinking it was the intended way

>>389259043
>Game teaches you that teleporting, a limited resource, is the only way to get beyond unlockable doors
>Some other spells still teleport as a side effect
>Never bother looking for keys or lockpicking again for any door

>>389254218
venturebeat

>>389259043
Prey 2006?

>>389259423
Nethack?

>>389256865
vanquish

>>389259579
>Prey 2006?
Dragon Age: Origins

those fucking coloured suns in The Witness

Literally Xenoblade X overdrive and status mechanics for me
>read the manual
I ain't reading that shit

>>389256168
Please elaborate

>>389256258
Good lord

I know its already been mentioned, but parrying. I beat DS3 twice already and I still don't know how to parry.

>>389252956
crouchjump

>a game mechanic that's one of the first you learn
>you only need to use it for the final boss
Beast Ganon

>>389255692
I beat game without knowing there is difference between full and slight button press. I just didn't knew that ds2 got analog buttons.

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The only game I never could figure out.

Stupid ac3 homestead trading system

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>mfw gone through all of Paper Mario without blocking once because i forgot about it.

>>389259579
>Nethack?
Gothic 1/2

>>389258030
>>389254458
>>389254072
The journalist is retarded but the tutorial is also bad.

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>the game is full of mechanics you don't understand

>>389264728
People really shouldn't play Kawazu's games if they didn't play through SaGa in release order.
It's like trying to learn Quantum physics after having read just an elementary school math manual.

>>389264459
>"we want the mentally retarded audience"

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>>389264271
>forgetting it
>when some badges explicitely refer to it
>when it's so useful and one of the core mechanics of the battle system

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>>389263963
play the cards in order (rising/falling), in pairs, full house or the likes. It's just poker and combos with elements with items.
>tfw still no game with combat like it
;_;

>>389256258
This is obviously fake, Yoshi can't stay in the air for that long

Dodge Offset in Bayonetta

Only played Normal and Hard

>>389264728
>Grind because I'm getting my ass kicked
>Get my ass kicked even harder because the enemies scale up
Yeah, this game is awesome but fuck it.

>>389266713
i thought i'd never be able to do it but nigga just do the basic combos while practising dodge offset and you'd be able do do the harder ones since you acquired the thought process of never lifting your finger of the button. literally 2 or 3 days of the basic combo and it becomes part of you.

>>389252956
Pso2 affixing and it fucking changes everytime

To this day I still don't understand how Blitzball, Tetra Master, or Triple Triad work. I've never been able to win even 1 game of any of those. I think I'm missing whatever brain neurons process whatever the fuck those are. It makes 0.00000% sense to me after a million hours of analyzing it and reading about it and trying it over and over and over. I just don't get it.

>>389267127
pso2 is full of things i don't really understand

>>389253767
>>389254072
yep that's what I thought of when I saw this thread

>>389266040
He can if you know how to play
Not sure if that one is TAS or not, but plenty of people have done it themselves before

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>>389252956
>tfw still don't know how to dodge offset

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>>389254072
>ywn be this fucking terrible at video games

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>>389258194
Shit, I didn't know you could manually dash until 150 hours in.

>>389252956
>Game has a mechanic
>tries to teach you during an intense boss fight with multiple non-weak respawning enemies
Thanks, ReCore

>>389258030
>uses it multiple times
>uses it multiple times at low altitudes or while facing the wrong direction
>never once thinks "what if I jump high enough to cross facing the correct direction and then use it?"
This is what happens when you pass all of your classes by cheating on tests

>Game has very simple mechanics
>Spends forever explaining the babby tier mechanics to the player
>Calls standard moves like dodging retarded names like "The Combat Shift"
Mirrors edge catalyst

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i still dont get these fucking duels

I'm sure you're all beautiful wonderful people. But I hate all of you cunts because your unwillingness to learn is the reason I have to sit through tutorials. If you had trouble parrying in MGR you're the problem.

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>>389272202
Didn't know how to dodge until Shit eating grin Sam.

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>game 10 years old
>mechanic can net you a ton of money, making the game easier
>refuse to ever learn said mechanic

to this day I still dont know how to play caravan.

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>>389265518
alright, you got me, i just didn't bother since the game was too bloody easy.

>>389272132

-when it says "draw!" press the left trigger
-if you want to kill them, put the crosshairs over their body or face, and press the right trigger. if you press when the crosshair is white, it fills up the meter far more quickly. shots to the chest and face fill the meter quickly than other areas of the body. if you fill your meter before the opponent, you win the duel.
-if you want to disarm them, aim for their right arm (the one drawing the gun). you dont have to point at the gun, it works if you just point at the middle of the arm. if you do it right, it will fill the meter all the way with just one press of the trigger, and you will disarm them and win

>>389266713
>>389267067
OK maybe wrong thread but how do I beat Jeanne just after that snake dragon fight? She's too fucking quick and her attacks keep catching me even when I think I've dodged.
Do I just have to keep trying and overcome my shitty reflexes?

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>>389254072
>there are people this retarded on the planet earth

>>389275878
now imagine that
but with girls
that's u anon

>>389276878
he's not a veteran paid for dating girls with 18 years of experience though

>>389277149
how many years of experience do the girls have

>>389264053
Even after looking up tutorials I still don't get it.

>>389252956
FADC

my secret shame

360 controllers are the worst for fightan

>>389256168
huh?

>>389264459
It's only bad if you're literally retarded. Even if you didn't realize immediately, after the first or second try you should realize that you need to get on the first block and then jump and dash.

Now I know why the platforming genre is dead, it's because people are too retarded for them now. You shouldn't need a TUTORIAL to hand hold you so much and tell you that you need to jump on the platform and then fucking jump and use it.

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>>389256168
Stay mad, cunt.

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>>389254072

>>389254072
wow, I really did not need to see that

I was too retarded to learn how to perfect guard in Lightning Returns. I made it to about halfway through the game with my shit blocking skills until I couldn't go any further and kept getting rekt by random wild enemies. I was so distraught, I had to quit and watch the rest of the game on YouTube

>>389254072
Where is the footage from?

Nioh weapon and armor effects.

What the fuck does Parry +2.61% mean? Why would I ever need a damage bonus to muddied enemies? What the fuck is muddied anyway?

I also have no idea what most of the status icons mean.

>>389277701
I play all my fighters on 360 controllers. Git gud homie.

>>389278607
If you press help it explains that stuff better generally.

>>389252956
Metal Gear Revengeance parry. I played the entire fucking thing on hard without knowing or learning how to parry a single time and it fucking sucked. My pride got in the way and I should have just turned the difficulty down but no I just kept playing and ended up hating the fucking game by the time I finished it. I'll eventually go back and try to learn to parry correctly but I'm still burned by it

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>in-game content locked behind preorder

>>389256168
invincibility? you don't mean counters do you?

I got stuck a whole day in Super metroid because i couldnt made the wall jump to the point i thought there was no wall jump at all even with the space bunnies showing you the damn wall jump

Also this: >>389266713 >>389269964

>>389265859
Strangely, i understood Origins a lot better, after I played it I went back to the original and it made a little more sense. The way things age is still very opaque to me though

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I still do not understand what the middle gauge or the D button do in this game

>>389255234
>Enemy swings
>L2 before it hits you
>Walk up
>R1
I don't understand what's so hard about parrying. Bloodborne was my first souls game, and I still picked it up relatively easily.

Blitzball, unfortunately.

>game has a bunch of cool and overpowered magics
>just use a sword through the entire game
Why do i do this