Times vidya got you laid

>>389242582

A 21 year old QT WOW junkie was fucking me for a few weeks before she admitted to being a WOW junkie.

I told her I hadn't played it a few years but I was in the Beta; I'm 30 BTW.

Our sex then went to Mystic difficulty-tier.

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I used general visual novel archtypes and how to act with them to bag a slut, but bagging a slut isn't much of an accomplishment.

>You'll never become so desperate for female companionship you stick it in your former male friend's mangina

>>389242582
It's the only way I managed to get laid, with a 7/10 qt too. Made her gf for a while. No luck since.

>>389243262
So how do I become you?

>>389243632
dont be ugly

>>389243632
Play a lot of visual novels, watch animu, realize some girl in an 'abusive' relationship could totally be manipulated if you act like your japanese animes, then bag a slut. Realize that if someone as socially inept as you can manipulate her out of someones arms anyone can and become paranoid then she leaves you for the next guy in a long list.Rinse and repeat until you learn to just be socially inept.

>>389243536
I think Toby wasn't friends with them until AFTER Eric became Erica.

video games taught me to rub the right arm, then the left, then her thighs.

works EVERY time

We met on a WoW related forum. Actually what got us together was me being banned by the admin by making fun of one of the female mods.

I didn't know my now gf was a girl but we always got along well on the forum and had similar jokes and were expressing similar thoughts. After I got banned (muted) she wrote a message in one of the threads saying something along the lines of "damn I wish anon could respond to this thread" so I wrote her a pm and that began our long journey through pms, irc, and eventually a meet up and 5 years of relationship that I am in still today.

It's not even believable because she is a smart INTP, tall, very hot blonde with blue eyes and she sometimes buys me a game as a gift (Shadow of the Colossus or Red Dead Redemption for example). Story of my life I guess.

>>389242582

I got two of my long term gf's from WoW. Worked out pretty well for me.

Lott'a thirsty guys, but if you're successful/good at the game, it's easy to distinguish yourself.

>>389243959
>instantly understood what you meant
Fucking damn it. What have I done with my life?

>>389243973
How tall?

>>389243959
Oh god damnit I immediately knew the reference.

>>389244101
I personally don't really consider her tall as with my height I have a different metric than most people. I am 6'4 and she is 5'9.

>>389243536
Toby didn't know erica before the surgery

>>389243973
and u deserve all of this because?

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>>389242582
Back when Dead Space 2 came out, I got some drinks and I asked this girl to come over because she loved the first game and spooky games in general. We played, we drinked and we fucked.

Isaac best wingman.

>>389244291
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, Reddit.

>>389243973
>>389244454
>things that didn't happen

>>389242582
One time my housemates cute friend was around, She was just about to head home and i stroll past and mention i was going to go play VR,
"Oh what like Virtual Reality?"
"Yeah you wanna give it a go?"
"Uhh... sure i guess"
Housemate has no interest, rolls her eyes, shes gotta goto work.
Housemates friend is blown away by The vive, like nothing she's experienced before. Shoots bows and arrows, Defends against alien invaders, Kills zombies but Loves GORN the most.
After like half an hour of tearing guys limb from limb, the whole time i'm perving on her because she can't see with the headset on.
"Oh, wow, that was quite a workout, gets the heart rate up"
"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"

And we're currently fucking on the side, She doesn't want my housemate to know, and i don't want anything serious.
She comes round to play the Vive every now and then, If the housemates not around, or has hopped in the shower/gone out we fuck.

So i guess that counts.

>>389242582
no, but i downloaded an adult mod to Skyrim once

Played smash bros with some guy, he said if I lost that I had to suck his dick and have sex with him

So I threw the match

>>389244537
>"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"
this shit worked?
is she hot?
nice smile?

One time I was hanging out with my childhood friend. We were waiting for a bus when he pulled out his 3DS to pass the time like he usually did. Then some 11/10 babe walked by and started laughing at him playing video games in public. I thought fast and punched him in the gut and broke his 3DS on his face. She was so turned on we fucked in a nearby alley and I haven't talked to my "friend" since.

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>be pissed because my gf because at the time she wouldn't understand the concept of multiplayer games where you can't pause
>due to some bullshit reasons it turns into a big fight
>have a discussion with her about personal time for ourselves and how sometimes when I'm playing vidya I don't want to be bothered and can't give her attention until it's over
>same night
>talking with real life buddies while playing TF2
>she appears out of nowhere
>starts to blow me
>star to get up from the chair
>"no,no,no.You can't pause.Just sit and relax"
>mfw got a makeup bj while playing vidya with my friends on voicechat
>she now does it from time to time
kinda cheating due to being a guaranty pussy,but still a good story

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My current gf is an anon and we met through a /v/ related sub community.

So yeah I guess

>>389244679

Hungrybox?

Chick in WoW guild. Hot as fuck with dyed red hair.
I wasn't the first person to be with her but I fugged her for 2 years. Super worth it

I regret splitting.good thing this is 4chan and no one will believe or see this

>>389244890
Preston?

>>389244454
I really love this franchise and can't wait for them to finally release Dead Space 3. Next time I'll replay it I surely remember this story, hope it's real.

>>389244357
I don't follow. Give me some examples of possible answers to this question please. Like a dialogue wheel.

>>389244823
Yeah my gf does this from time to time as well. Sadly I play mostly singleplayers so I don't have to be completely silent and the only one person who can notice my lowered skill in gameplay is her, this sounds fun.

>>389245020
What the fuck?
Tom?

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I invited this girl to watch me play call of duty 4. She wanted to fuck i bet but i had other plans.
She slept on my bed while i stayed up all night marathoning the whole campaign on very hard.
She was really fat with a lazy eye so i don't regret it and i still get a kick out of imagining her anticipation at the fact she was finally going to lose her virginity.

>>389245091
u americand?

>>389245285
No, I only used feet for hamburgers because they can't cm.

>>389244454

Did you cut off her limbs and then stomp her to death afterwords?

Shit is hawt.

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>>389245250
Savage.

Co-worker of mine had a similar story.
Some chick from work invited him over to her house and she clearly wanted to fuck.

He ended up playing Borderlands on her Ps3 and never gave her the dick

>>389242582
At best vidya only made me not an handholdless person anymore

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>>389245250
Holy shit, this guy here is the real hero
Where is that one old ass comic about the girl wanting to play sex and the guy asking if there are cheats for it

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Story time I guess

> be me, lonely autistic 20 y/o with very few friends
> meet someone at Uni, mutal interest in vidya
> finally someone actually plays more than basic mainstream games
> message eachother a lot
> hang out a few times after class
> one day invites me over to hang out at his place, play vidya and stay for dinner
> have fun
> dinner is nice
> gets late
> he offers to let me sleep at his place because getting home at this hour by public transport is hard
> get into bed
> big bed so it's not awkward
> except he lays in the centre, leaving me a tiny amount of room
> starts spooning me
> but weird, but human contact is nice. Could definetly sleep like this
> gets more intense. Climbing on top of me, rolling me over
> actual panic mode begins
> pretend to be alseep, go limp and also push myself downwards into the bed as much as I can
> he doesn't stop
> can feel his erect dick
> starts telling me to how much he wants to fuck me
> hold my ground of being a corpse
> eventually he gives up
> spoons me some more and eventually goes for a kiss
> kiss him back because not doing so would be rude
> go to sleep with his arms around me

Apperently I mistook flirting with friendliness and he did the opposite. No one had ever seen me with girls so everyone assumed I was gay.

Lost my virginity to a girl I met through WoW when I was younger. We met up, hung out for the day, went back to her place, fucked each other stupid and...that was it. Never spoke again.
It was weird.

>>389245373
so canadian? not with laruen r u champ

>>389242723
>mystic difficulty

how long was a few years

>>389245250
What a madman holy fuck she must've been so sad

>>389245478
>everyone assumed I was gay.
LOLDON

>>389245397
She went back home in the morning, she said "it's okay, it was nice". Go damn that campaign was really good i recommend playing it on the hardest difficulty since it shortens the timer during missions making it tense as fuck.

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>>389245478
>kiss him back because not doing so would be rude

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>>389245478
>> kiss him back because not doing so would be rude
oh lawdy,you're the betaest rape victim I've ever seen

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>>389245478
>not letting him have his way with you

>>389245478
>being so socially inept that people straight up assume you are gay

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Met a Norwegian qt on FFXIV. I live in Norway for a couple of years now

Rolling new characters and leveling together. shit was fun and we grew to like each other. Eventually she found out I'm black and said she normally doesnt feel attracted to a black person but already grew to like my personality.

We met up and smashed a couple of times. But her parents were really old school racists and didnt approve of it when she told them. So that was the end of that.
Still smashed tho.

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>>389242582
Met my wife while emulating Kirby and the amazing mirror in high school.

>>389245606

I don't know why I do it but I've always thanks the girls I have sex with.

Literally.

I'll cum.

>Hhhhnnnggg!

>Well thanks for having sex with me.

And then never know what to say in responses.

>Uh...you're welcome?

Then I give them a firm handshake or commando nod.

>>389242582
Final Fantasy XI did. Met a girl who was in my Dynamis Linkshell like 6 years after we played together. She was 17 back then, 23 today (I was 28 at the time). We weren't much in touch after we both moved on from FF XI but she contacted me back after a while.

I'm in Europe, she is in the US. However I travel frequently to the US for business so we met there. Best business trip ever when you know someone is waiting for you in your hotel room when you're back from 8 hours of straight meetings.

She was kinda cute, 7/10 I'd say. But dumb/immature.

What is with all these WoW stories? Does the game seriously net pussy that easily? I don't do MMOs because I don't have the time.

>>389245756

I raeped my girlfriend after she broke up with me in her room.

Then a week later I was driving to college and saw her walking, I pulled her and asked for a kiss.

She gave me one but look terrified the entire time.

Was pretty funny.

>>389242582
A friend and I where watching E3 2014
She's also a giant Nintendo fan so we got so hyped to see Zelda but all we got was a 30 second trailer, we got so bored with the rest of the Nintendo brief we ended up fuckin on the couch

Cute nerdy grills are the best

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>>389242582
Playing Persona 5 when I was in Japan during its release got me another round with the cute girl I paid for. She was so impressed with my japanese skills that we ended up talking way beyond the paid time and we had sex more times than contracted too.

>>389245927
I know someone who met a girl on Wow who moved from USA to Australia to be with them, been together for over 4 years now.

>>389245954

So what happened after?

Friendzoned or did you claim that sl00t?

>>389246013

>Australia

I want to live there just so I can perfect my Aussie accent and hate Kiwis from New Zealand.

>>389245826
pics of girl

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>>389245824
>mfw so much of an beta my mom thought I was and asked me
>mfw I was just not telling her about my love life since she is a gossip addict
>mfw got enough pussy in my young years to know what I'm doing in bed
>mfw my fiancee don't discover from her that I was a manslut
>>389245842
cute,CUTE

>>389243959
>>389244076
>>389244226
Well, at least I'm not the only degenerate here.

>>389243825
this, my weaboo friends always get a qt gf

>>389245952
Found the sociopath.

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>>389245858
Man this whole thread is golden,pure Au.
Anyone with more autistic sex stories?

>>389243959
meet n fuck?
used to play it with my friends

>>389246135
We love Kiwis
Everyone thinks there is this bitter rivalry that is just non existent.
I've never met a Kiwi I haven't liked. Not even an exaggeration, even the white fellas are dope as hell and they're always bros, online, too.

>>389246271
This
I've yet to meet a single kiwi that's anything other than bro-tier as fuck

Elder scrolls general helped me convince the wife to regularily have hard roleplay sex pretending she's a Kahjiit priestess and i'm her nibenese prisoner

>>389244864
God I wish. HBox is so hot

>ITT liars lying to each other

>>389246271

Awe, I watched Flight of the Concords and Review with Miles Barlow and I really hoped there was this this West Side Story type rivalry.

>>389246207

Why am I a sociopath?

There are consequences to breaking the heart of an emotionally unstable 4channer.

>>389245826
Atleast you BLACKED her.

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>meet someone on overwatch
>always communicate through messages
>don't find out she's a girl until a month later
>become part of her circle of friends
>go visit her state on uni break
>on my last day there mentions that she has an "open relationship" with her sort-of boyfriend
>fuck
>now sends me lewd snaps regularly and is looking forward to my next visit

The one and only time but by god I was not expecting that

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>>389246340
you're a baby,watch this
Convinced mulata gf to roleplay as brown elf

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>>389246148
For our first date we played multiplayer amazing mirror. She made me give her the UFO power every time I got it.

>>389246467
You better use a condom. Otherwise you might run into the danger of your dick falling off

>>389245826
Where are you from?

So is this the thread where we tell fictional stories?

>>389246148
>similar situation
>mom tries setting me up with one of her friends gay sons

>>389246874
Yes, there's no way anyone on this neckbeard infested shithole has ever been laid.

>>389246380
Nah mate, their like your best mate. You'll tear into each other something fierece, but Christ if you don't love 'em.

Have honestly never felt safer than after hearing "You alright brew?" after a night on the piss.

>>389246874
yes
;_;7

>>389245927
getting laid=giving girls attention. girls on wow are insecure and want attention and no there's no case where this isn't true.

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>>389246874
>he didn't got the notice saying /v/ is now a normies board

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>>389246592
Elves don't have claws but regardless if you two having as much fun as we do then congratulations you've won at life.

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>>389242582
>>389239916

This game literally got me laid.

>be in uni
>recently discovered pic related through the Let's Play Archive
>playing this game at lunch on my laptop
>decent looking gal sits down across from me
>we start talking
>she asks what game I'm playing
>show her
>she takes a genuine interest in it
>wind up starting a new game that we'll "both play together"
>vividly remember naming our character "Robin Meade" because we shared a mutual fondness for HLN's hottest morning news anchor
>over the next week we sit down and play it together every day during lunch, letting her make most of the decisions while I use my admittedly limited knowledge of the game to keep it from getting boring
>this eventually leads to me inviting her to my dorm
>this eventually leads to sex
>wind up never finishing the game

I probably still have that save file if I can find that laptop, she might find it amusing if I sent her a screencap of it or something. Zero chance for more sex though, it's been 6 years since then and I'm pretty sure she's married now.

>>389246467
>open relationship
to the trash they go

>>389242582
Off-topic but I did get my dick sucked once while playing Dark Souls. Yes, I died a lot.

>>389246843
US before my mother moved to Norway years ago.

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>>389246828

>Turn 32 in 9 days.
>Have had sex with roughly 70 women.
>Never used a condom.
>Only had chlamydiae twice.

If you're going to spend time and effort hunting pussy, you better hit that shit raw and ejaculate deep inside of it.

>>389242582

With my sister long time ago i was 12 and she was 10... ups
Please forget what i said

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>Play RS with friends in elementary school
>We move on to WoW in middle school
>Two fat girls from a different elementary school integrate themselves into the group
>All of us were thirsty nerds so no one complained
>They apparently thought I was cute and would flirt with me. Too autistic at the time to notice
>Hung out after school with just the two of them one time in 7th grade
>They basically jump me and take turns blowing me
>Sluttier one lets me cum in her mouth
>Hang out with the slutty one every few weeks and bang
>Never fucked the second one but she blew me one other time
>I end up going to a regional technical high school and lost contact with both of them

Only play I got until college and 100% the reason I have a fatty fetish to this day.

>>389247096
noice

Second life, believe it or not.

>>389247019
As fake as this is, manipulating a woman into envisioning children between you and her IS a good way to get laid.

Weren't any of you guys scared about meeting some stranger on the internet?

>>389245858
fucking lol

>>389247019

>Zero chance for more sex because it's been 6 years and married.

I fuck grills I went to high school with 15 years ago and who are married with two kids.

As women get old, they want to feel young again so they nostalgic for this dick.

>>389247316
You can't just say that, you have to weave an intricate story about how she was attracted to your autism and inability to read social cues.

>>389247042

'Open relationship' is just a maymay; it lets sluts fuck whoever and not feel slutty about it.

>>389247365
nigger we ain't women,we are afraid of meeting fatties

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>>389244537
>"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"

come on man. No you fucking didnt

>>389247426
It wasn't like that at all though. She's an awkward furry who forced me to play with her. It was the opposite of all these stories.

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>>389247456

>Worried about meeting fatties.
>"Prodigious size alone does not dissuade the sharpened blade!"

>>389245858
This is my fetish, but in reverse.

>>389247383
>banging chicks who hit the wall

>>389242582
Never has and never will.

>tfw I'm too autistic so I can't tell if anyone is flirting and nor do I know how to flirt
>I just assume I'm a boring guy due to all I do is work/uni/videogames
>never had a gf (but not kissless)
>absolutely hate night clubs
>have like 1 friend who turned out to be a tranny, still talk to her (him) every day at uni
>still live at home with parents so I can avoid loans
>wouldn't surprise me if the family think I'm fucking gay
>skinny as fuck 183 sub 70kg and no money to go to a gym

I've just given up at this point. Just going to finish uni, get a real job and a place on my own and just play videogames. Is videogames the true endgame of life?

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>>389246439
>>389246207
>>389245952
Have you posted this before?
Because i've seen this exange somewhere.

>>389247814

So the girl thanks you for sex?

And then you don't know how to respond?

Then they shake your hand or give you a commando nod?

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>>389248058

Maybe.

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this game got me my wife, she's a scottish/jap blind qt. We've been together 4 years now

>>389248164
slap her ass for us

>>389248269
uh its a long distance relationship

really long distance

>>389248327
>long distance
anon you know those never work. Oh well, ask her to smack her ass for us.

>>389244760
I'm proud of you, anon.

>>389248083
That would be pretty cute.

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>>389248163
>>389248163
>>389248163
DO YOU HAVE MORE OF THIS???!!?!?!

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>>389248015
If you just want to bang,sex has never been more easy to get than nowadays if you are at least average of course,tinder my man.If matters are too critical there are always hookers.

If you want a girl for life just keep on doing yourself and MAYBE you will find someone.Believe me,rather alone than in bad company.

But yeah,vidya is most of the time better than sex

>>389248791

No just google it, he has tons more.

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>>389244537
>"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"
no way

>>389248827
>tinder
Been swiping nearly non stop to the right except for fatties and only found like 5 matches - which all only reply for a few messages and then they stop or they dont respond at all and I'm basically just asking simple questions just to see who they are. I rather just try to go for a serious relationship than casual sex due to I have no idea what Im doing. even the tranny friend got a gf

>>389248163

If THIS is a trap, I'm beginning to question everything I know.

>>389249079
Loneliness has its advantages and after many years you will get used to its downsides.
Being in a relationship also has downsides and upsides.
If you can't get a girl it's not the end of the world, become a monk or something.

>>389249079
>except for fatties
now now anon,beggars can't be choosers
> I'm basically just asking simple questions just to see who they are
tinder isn't a dating app,is a hookup app.Be direct,besides cutting to the point it shows that you are a go getter and slutty girls are into this.If they fade,whatever,tinder is a numbers game.
>I rather just try to go for a serious relationship
Than yeah,go live your life.Enjoy your own company,no one else will unless you start yourself.Once you're comfortable with living life by yourself you might stumble upon a cool girl that wants something,which by that point you won't even care anyway since you're happy by yourself.And that's what being alpha means,at least in my eyes.
Remember,uglier people than you have companionship,even more boring people than you have,even more mentally unstable.Stop comparing yourself to other and just focus on improving yourself for yourself.

>>389248015
>Had to work since i was 22 to pay my own studies
>Tell myself i never had time and money to be in a relationship
>Still don't felt discouraged because eventually i'll have money and time to play vidya and travel and shit
>Finally graduated December last year
>Still owe the college loans. Finally start going to Japanese classes and i'm able to play tennis even if both classes are hella late.
>My focus have shifted in getting a house because if my parents ded i'm ded too
>Still have little money and no cute gf
>i'm 29.
It doesn't get better. You have to change who you are if you want to have a girl, that's what I learned. For me, i won't change who am i and i will never be with a woman in my life, I have too much pride to be courting them. Shit sucks. But you can take my advice if you wanna change yourself.

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>>389248163
>>389249418
>Traps that like flaunting their sexuality and like getting fucked on camera are often qt 10/10 fun people
>Traps that have strong ties to the actual SJW/LGBT community and that culture are usually disgusting -1/10 nightmare-inducing monsters that one would sooner go full gay than fuck

Why is this the case?

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>>389249457
Becoming a monk sounds like a really good way to live in happiness, but at the same time you'd probably be giving up 99.9% of your video games time, so eh.

>>389249457
>>389249535
>>389249615
I can finally see clear for once. Will get my shit toghether once I actually graduate.

>>389249709
only the ugly ones care about all the sjw shit, same with most men and women

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>>389249615

>Turn 32 in nine days.
>Good looking, witty, look 25.
>Applied for disability in 2010 and got it.
>In college for my 8th year, 100% paid for by grants and scholarships.
>Fuck QTs in my classes by being witty.

When I'm finally bored of college and fucking the girls there, I can have all of my loans forgiven since I'm disabled.

I love my life.

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>>389249709
many youngers of this generation tie in too much their sexuality to their political views
is really now just one big blur of trying to make a point across

>>389246439
>4channer
You type like a Redditor.

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>>389249709

>likes to have fun
>likes themselves
>enjoyable to be around

>hates everything
>their own self more than anything else
>not enjoyable to be around


Mind, this is not exclusive to attractive or hideous people, respectively.

>>389245250
Props for not falling for the vaginal jew

>>389246467
>on my last day there mentions that she has an "open relationship" with her sort-of boyfriend
>fuck
So you fucked someone who is actively fucking someone else? This makes you a cuck.

>>389249457
This. Try to get a girl but remember that 90% aren't a good match for you.

I thought I was lonely and broken til I went through a shitty relationship n realised that too many people force it out of desperation.

I'm in a way happier relationship now with someone who is so similar to me its weird.

>>389250107
Makes him a player

Being a natural hermit feels good man, don't need to waste time, money and effort with women.

>>389250208
No, no it does not. You could say the girl is, but every guy she's fucking is getting cucked by every other guy she's fucking.

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>>389250208

>>389250323
The only thing cucked here are your views on sexuality.

>>389250253
>people always talk about being lonely and stuff
>can't relate at all
I wonder if I should visit a psychiatrist.

>>389250107
Wrong.
A cuck is the one who's in a relationship with the person fucking everyone else.

I swear kids these days.

I still haven't had sex once, not even a kiss tbqh.

>>389250497
Why? If it's not a problem for you why bother trying to fix it.

>>389246242
>with friends

WTF

>>389249976

Do I?

When I type, I like to keep it short and sweet but also make sure it flows well and it easy on the eyes.

I don't like reading 3 paragraph replies and assume you don't either.

YOLO

>>389250546
Its fun but not emotionally fulfilling for me outside of people I really care about.

All in all don't care too much about it.

Seriously though what's with the normalfags?

>>389250573
People always say that I'm weird, and some very annoying fucks compare me to the big bang theory fucker.
But I mostly want to hear what a psych has to say about it.

>>389250729
>big bang theory fucker
Just fucking roll with it and end their shitty punchline with bazzloopers or something

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>>389242582

>Hey gurl wanna see my joystick? :)
>You can super smash me anytime ay yo bbby
>wanna know why there's no game character's named chad? because I'm the only one you need ;)
>I'm gonna ride you like zelda rode the boat in windwaker

what did OP mean by this?

>>389247074
>>Only had chlamydiae twice.

nigger you're acting like thats a good thing

that shit can fuck you up long term and has no symptoms

>>389250476
Says someone who thinks having multiple partners is ever acceptable.

>>389250507
Which is everyone involved. Let's take your prototypical "cuck and bull" scenario. Some retards are think they're somehow getting a good deal by being the "bull", but in reality they have a sexual relationship with someone that has sexual and emotional relationships with one or more other people. Both are getting cucked, they just don't realize it.
And don't say "but the bull LIKES cucking someone else!". Yes, and some people like being cucked, it's still disdainful.

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>>389250507
>A cuck is the one who's in a relationship with the person fucking everyone else.

>>389250107
>So you fucked someone who is actively fucking someone else? This makes you a cuck.

>>389250701
4chan is main culture now, shut up. We outnumber you.

>>389245020
Larry?

>>389242582
Isn't the one on the left a dude

>>389250635
Kill yourself.

>>389250839
Or they just like sex?

Granted i've never been in this scenario but still you're broadening the definition of cuck sooo wide that everyone outside of a regular relationship is a cuck.

>>389247074
>only had chlamydia twice
I appreciate the dedication but I'd like it to be zero times

I met a girl when I overheard her talking about MGS3.

Seeing as this thread is full of normies, is it even worth trying to have sex if I have a 5in dick with a circumference a bit bigger then a water bottle cap?

>>389245984

wait a second aren't you black

>>389242582
no I've never had sex before

>>389242582
I can only assume shes fucking him in the ass with her tranny dick and tweeking his nipple with her hand.
How close am I?

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>>389250701
We mainstream now

>>389250914
Yes, everyone that has a sexual relationship with someone that has a sexual relationship with someone else is being cucked.

>>389250839
I think it's acceptable if the bull keeps it a one time thing, then its like fucking any slut but you are also cucking a dude.
If you throw in a long term friends with benefits and you don't get much else in the side, you might as well be the cuckold for all it matters.

>only cute gamer girls are lesbians

>>389251001
fuck
is there another more secret club that is better
is 2x4chan good

>>389245927

it's a game over 10 million people play(ed)

>>389244823
That's actually kind of sweet. Are you still with her?

>>389251150
imageboards were never good

>mfw I like fighting games and incest doujins
>The most brutal combination to shun woman away
Whatever. It's not like i wanted to hold hands with a girl in the first place or anything.

>>389251065
What if your partner had sex with someone else but aren't seeing them now?

>>389247729
kek

>>389245373
Cm easy, I just round to 1.5 per inch.

>>389250965
Yes

>As a kid met a guy in TF2 over a chat
>Skip five years later
>I'm twenty and he's twenty two
>We get together and are BFs
>Find out that relationship isn't all what I dreamed of
>Realize it was better alone
>Realize that jacking off feels better than getting badly blown or getting piss-poor handjob.
>Realize that I am forcing myself to stay with an unstanble person who makes my days miserable, I feel almost guilty to leave due their over-bearing depression which is about to kill them.
Don't make the same mistake I did /v/.
Being alone is just fine.

>>389251074
>I think it's acceptable if the bull keeps it a one time thing
Is it acceptable to make out with a girl who swallowed someone else's cum 10 minutes ago? An hour ago? A week ago? And plans to again while with you? Even if you intend it to be a one time thing, does that really change anything?

>>389251362
>TF2
Not even once

>>389251362
talk to your bf. If you love the guy you'll find out what's best for both of you.

Been gaming with a dude for almost 10 years and he told me 5 months ago that he's recently been having thoughts of taking my cock in his mouth.

I wanted him to fuck me too so now we're kind of in a relationship so I guess this counts right?

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>>389242582
A handjob and some kissing? Kinda?

>have had a tomboy friend in out group since i was a young kid
>very cute but... independent and a little trashy, she always cut her har short, always wore black hoodies and sweat pants
>very boysish but pretty in a punk way
>am 16 years old
>platonic
>one week she is messaging me quite a bit more than usual
>she asks to "hang out"
>comes over
>playing gamecube
>mario kart
>had been talking about how the boys in her life are losers tight now
>starts talking about stuff she normally doesn't.
>she starts asking about what ive been foing with girls
>im winning
>she sits closer and starts elbowing me
>giving me shit
>starts teying to distract me with talks about her periods
>starts talking about her wet dreams she had last night
>oh fuck don't m8.jpg
>im getting hard and i won't be able to hide it
>she's a mate but god knows ive fapped about her in my time
>she is winning now, se her smile out of the corner of my eye
>im rock hard and know it
>this is gonna go bad im red faced
>she has stopped playing
>she is looking at me quite serious
>without any words she puts her head on my shoulder and atarts rubbing outside my trousers
>"you're cute anon."
>lift her face to mine and start DEEP KISSING like only dumb teens know how:fast and wet
>after while she takes my dick out
>stops kissing and puts her head on my shoulder again to watch her work
>this is my first time someone jerking me
>im really shakey
>in minutes im breathing shaky
>she knows
>she grabs really tight and starts foing faster
>she is breathing hot too right down my neck
>i can feel it coming
>start basically thrusting in her hand
>she kissess up my neck and i im making a bit of noise now
>she bites gently on my ear and i shoot the hardest load i have ever shot all over myself and her hand
>she kissess my cheek and i say something retarded like "t-thanks..."

We stayed platonic, she just wanted a moment with me i guess looked like pic a bit. Trashy tomboy.

>>389251459
Faaaaag

>>389251291
Define "seeing them". Do you mean they used to be in a relationship but broke up and never plan to get back together, or do you mean someone that's on a "break"?

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>>389248015

logistics is literally the only thing that matters when getting girls, this thread should be enough proof. more opportunity to meet girls you have the better, just say fuck it and take every chance you get.

not knowing what to do is no excuse since doing anything will always work better than not doing anything. just keep fucking up and you'll get it right eventually

>>389251409
>If she's not a virgin you're being cucked
ITT purityfags

>>389242582
Some girl was buying a switch at my workplace, and i recommended she get cave story. Ended up loving it and coming back to the store just to talk about it

>>389251458
I tried it, he let his depression take better off him and treated me like shit and thought his depression is my fault.
He apologized for it all, but I still don't think it was okay.

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>Weeb anon offered to add me to hear my depressive blogging
>Vent to him for a few weeks because of doing shit at uni, people dying and ex-gf
>Turns out we have similar tastes in animu and vidya
>He suggests a meet up one day
>I grow a crush on him like a faggot
>Teases me with a random picture of his legs in thigh socks
>Fap to it relentlessly every night
>Imagining us being together
>We confess online but he's pretty skittish despite liking me
>Meet up without swapping face pics at a con
>Can't help thinking about what a qt he is irl as we check out tables
>Go back to our hotel, lady at check in gives us a smug look when she realises we booked a single bed
>Finally get into our room and shower etc
>He says I have a cute butt
>he pulls out some cosplay and dresses as his waifu
>go in for the cuddles and a kiss
>more gay things happen and we lewd

been about 9 months now but we're still together, moving out soon so we can meet up most weekends :3

>>389250826

Well it's better than the Herp or AIDS, right?

Plus, I caught it early and it's only a single pill.

After you fuck enough sluts, you know who you need to either not fuck or most likely get a round of antibiotics afterwords with.

>>389251521
>just keep fucking up and you'll get it right eventually
This is what you did? How are you supposed to gain confidence by continually reaffirming the fact that you're an unwanted loser?

Mario kart hands down is the best ice breaker for fucking.

>Move to campus dorms
>Coed and my room is the cutoff to the girls (and gay guy) side
>Leave my door cracked open for people to walk in and talk when im not busy
> 7 and 6/10s walk in all the time out of curiosity and want to play
>Get blown on the regular, finger and suck on some new tits weekly

>>389251534
Past is less important than present and future, but yes, used goods are undesirable.

>>389250794
It gets annoying after a year or two, but I guess I could force them to play some dumb game and bask in their cringe.
It's not like I got anything to lose from it.

>>389251709
wow you are a faggot

>>389251681
Well at least you know what the problem is. If you're not OK with how things are goin' then make sure he knows that. And if he's not making any attempts at improving things for the sake of the relationship you have then you should probably bounce. Both people have to put in an effort, it's not supposed to be shit at least not most of the time.

>>389251518
Just the fact that they've had a partner in the past at all, because all I see are some insecure guys who can't stand the thought of someone else having what they have.
Like this guy >>389251785

>>389250701

true hell is being a robot that everyone thinks is a normie

constantly being told you're good looking but having worse social skills than drywall

>>389251709
>>Teases me with a random picture of his legs in thigh socks
post it fag

>>389251362
GAYYYYYYYYYY
haha

>>389242582
Not really vidya but once back in highschool was constantly looking at my clock like an autist and a girl asked me why, i blurted out "Because i'm Kira", luckily she got the reference and we starting dating.

>>389251828
>some insecure guys who can't stand the thought of someone else having what they have.
>that classic cuck verbage
Something you need to talk about, anon?

>>389244823

Great story, mate, I'm starting to swell up.

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FUCKING NORMALFAGS

>>389251473
>"t-thanks"
hahaha wow
that makes me believe this a bit more

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>>389245250
Had something like this but different

>going out with this qt
>dates going quite well
>she invites me back to her place
>sounds like I'm in
>when we get there she says she wants to cuddle up on the couch and watch something
>sure thing
>she no shit starts streaming on her tv this cringey try hard streamer who is autistically screeching periodically thinking he's funny
>lost all will to want to fuck
>she's laughing her ass off like a retard though at this
>make an excuse that I need to take care of something and get the fuck out of there

I dodged a bullet with her.

Me and my fiance bonded over Burnout 3

>>389243973
> real gamer
> blonde
> tall
> blue eyed

Not bad, not ba--

> INTP

Now we're fucking talking.

>neo-/v/

>>389252021

JUST
B
URSELF
:^)

>>389251771

I don't know why bitches love Mario Kart so much.

>>389251709
post his thighs

>>389251521

>Logistics
>The detailed coordination of a complex operation involving many people, facilities, or supplies.

I think you mean statistics, senpai.

The man with the most yes's has the most no's.

Everything comes down to simple numbers.

I'm about to be 32 and have had with roughly 70 different girls but I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18; I didn't perfect my technique until about 2008.

So 70/12 is what 5.8 different girls a year?

But the majority of those girls happened from 2008-2015.

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post yfw you will NEVER EVER give a succubus(anyone) your virginity

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>>389252236
Wizard school soon

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>>389252236

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It's hilarious how socially retarded and inept some of you are, even though you have to assume that most of you have to be above average in looks in order to even get to a point where a girl would want to fuck you.

Life is truly not fair.

>>389251823
I mean, when you are told these sentences
>I wish I've never met you
>This relationship is a piece of shit
>Go to hell
Then, it kinda fucks up your head, especially when then they start apologizing, they stopped doing it, but I can't get over the hurt it has caused me, and even then, I am really tired, I am tired of taking care of his depression while he refuses to go to see a psychologist.
I repeat this, he refuses to get better, this is fucking tiring.
I suffer form depression myself and I have thoughts of suicide everyday, but I am doing my best to get out of it, but all of this has been a huge weight on me.

>>389245858
>Thanks for the sex homie

>>389252157
Let me guess, she picked toad or Yoshi?

>>389251993
Maybe there's more to it. Maybe your insecurity stems more from the thought of being compared to previous partners than anything else.

>>389245858
my gf does this every time. minus the commando of course

>>389252034
It was something dumb like that, i didn't know what else to say, i had known her as a goofball since we were like, 6. And then one day she gives me that shit. She wasn't a virgin and i was, but she gave me those "affection eyes" after doing it. She just cuddled up to me and we sat there for a while with her wet cummy hand. We talked about it weeks later and decided ot to make a big deal out of it. She said
"It's okay anon, i know you like me, and i kind of like you too, but this is for the best really."

Didn't stop her from getting all emotional two month later and letting me finger her when we were out at night with friends but i never did fuck her.

>>389252360
No problem, you busta. Anything for the Grove.

>>389248827
Nah, you might be more attractive then you think. Tinder made it easier for >8/10 guys. It got harder or stayed the same for everyone else.

>>389252385
Maybe you're a cuck with poor reading comprehension.

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>>389252330

I couldn't meet a woman right now even if I wanted to

I live in the middle of bum fuck nowhere, work most of the time and can't go back to school for another year

>>389252389
Speaking of Commando I had gf once that did not think Commando wasn't one of the greatest action movies of all time. Needless to say we didn't last long.

>>389248827
>this is what normalfags actually believe

>>389252360

Haha, I didn't even think about how she says that Huniepop.

But fuck these birds, mirite?

>>389252495

Oh God, please stop.

>>389252389

She does what?

Thanks you, doesn't know how to respond to being thanked or gives you a firm handshake with two pumps?

>>389252650

You beat her and/or sexually tortured her before you broke up with her right?

>>389251732
Yeah and when she becomes pregnant and the hormones tell her to keep it? What then you retard.

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>>389248827

>But yeah,vidya is most of the time better than sex

I dunno man, I fucking love fapping. I can only imagine what the real deal is like

>>389248164
Man fuck this VN
I remember reading this back in high school and having major feelings and crying and shit
Getting emotionally invested and forming connections to the characters and getting a waifu and shit
Lifting in gym class and doing extra reps being like "this one's for her"

Now I'm a jaded cynical unemployed college dropout and all I can think while reading it is "Fuck these stupid asshole kids"
It fucking SUCKS

I wish I could get a boyfriend but I'm a fat introvert with a small penis

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>>389242582
Met my wife through l4d2 6 years ago.

Started as a long distance relationship, then we started going to concerts in the same cities like bonaroo and lolla together, and eventually moved in together when we both graduated and found work in the same city.

Pretty swell.

>>389252881
Get fit, take dick. Fag.

>>389252881
You could probably find a gaychad that would pound your fat ass.

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>>389252236
Wow only 4 years to go, what does magic feels like. Is it like discworld magic ?

>>389252835

I had a vasectomy when I was 21.

I dumped more gallons into grills than the Exxon Valdez.

>>389253010
Anon why??? What if you want them later?

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Once dated a crazy girls a couple of times few years back. She invited me back home for some PS1 and chill but left pretty quickly because her home was a mess.

Four years until an wizard.

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>>389252331
Gay and traps, everyone.
Just mentaly ill underneath.

>>389252927
Working on that! But I already know my body will always have signs of my fatass. The other problem is unfixable though.

>>389252928
All the gay people I know want 9.5/10 cuties who are versatile.

>>389252927

I was tell my brother about plowing some QT22/7s in a game of CS:GO when he said over the mic:

Chris, you're such a faggot I bet you kiss girls; not shut up and take the hit for me so I can clutch this bitch.

I'm 30 and he's 18.

>>389252864
Okay anon, I'm gonna do you a real solid and give you a pro lifehack
Go buy yourself an onahole. Not a fleshlight, a real honest to god onahole from japan, imported and everything. Buy a plug-in onahole heater so you can get the closest approximation to the real thing. Get yourself some nice lube and some chocolates too because you're worth it.
Slather that bitch up after it finishes cooking and put your dick in it.
Congrats, that's as good as or better than sex, depending on what you ended up buying.
This was overall cheaper than dating a girl or buying a hooker would have been, and you get to re-use it until it breaks or you run out of lube.

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>can't get past platonic conversation zone act 1

alright help me out chads

>>389250817
>Even male celebrities dating down in looks in recent years
>She still divorces him
Women just aren't worth it anymore. I have 30 or so notches, good enough.

>>389253068

Nigger, are you retarded?

I'm an accounting major and the worst types of long term debt are:

Cars
Houses
Women
Children

Sometimes houses and cars appreciate in value but very rarely.

Women and children are the black of money and time.

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>>389252806
No but when I broke up with her she started crying and shrieking at me saying "you'll come running back to me tomorrow!"

Pic related is what I said.

>>389253268
How would you rate yourself from 1 to 10

>>389251751
by having the common sense to realize people naturally grow from fucking up and that you get better each time.

>>389252730
she thanks me after any type of sex. she does have autism and is a straight up weeaboo so I guess that explains it. I was the first guy to show any interest in her at all so she's always so grateful for anything I do for her. last year I got her a bracelet when I went on vacation with my family, she hasn't taken it off since. get an autistic girl if you want someone loyal.

>>389253268

Need more input.

Age, looks, country, profession, income.

>>389253330
You have any experience in doing that post 25?

>>389242582

This might sound weird but I don't think I've ever fucked someone who I did NOT meet through Steam. Does that count? If so video games are the only way I've had sex.

>>389253154
So? A shapely figure with stretch marks aint gonna make a horny person back down. Thick, not THICC or fat or whatever, is a good look if applied correctly.

>>389253268
Are you actually trying to?

i'm scared to use tinder because i still live in the town i grew up in and pretty much look the same as i did in high school
i'm terrified that someone in my graduating class will see me on there and post it to facebook or some shit

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>>389244537
>"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"

>>389253268
Alright listen up champ. I'm only going to say this one.


Just start giggling. Say you have a really funny joke you want to say. WHen they agree to hear it, say the following spiel:
Wouldn't it be funny if we had sex? As a joke? Ah ha ha. Real humorous way to pull each others legs, know what I mean? except you would be pulling my peener ha ha :) C'mon lets get to the fucking and have a laugh rofl

You got this, champ. Now go out there and make me proud.

>>389252624
Have I misunderstood something about what you said?

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>born to late to join your bros on rape raids to other countries
>born too early for personal robot sluts with infinite stamina and experience of a lifetime whore
Born just in tie to die a virgin.

>>389253268

Giving >>389253491 more response space because it's a really fucking important question.

>>389253497
Bitch, you are a fucking adult. Who cares what they think. Why are they there in the first place? They are trying to get laid too. Either shoot your shot, or end up on 8ch.

>>389253302

Mah nigga!

>>389253348

I had an autistic grillfriend.

They are the best because you don't need to give them romance or attention 2/7 like 'normal' grillz.

>>389253464
I'm also months away from being a wizard so I'm thoroughly fucked.

Eh, I already lost a good 20% of weight now I just need to get over my anxiety of going to a gym and lift.

>>389253491

of course

trying and succeeding are two very different things though

>>389253497
Post it to kekbook before them do and they have nothing on you.

>>389253097
The last panel should be Isaac Newton.

>>389253563
Given that your response to me saying "past isn't the important thing" was "you're just insecure about people they've been with in the past", what do you think?

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>tfw just want a 30-40 year old sugar mum

>Founded a gaming community in uni
>Exposed to numerous options
>Enjoy the sexual freedom of a college setting

Then there was the bitch who wouldn't stop craving my cock after we fucked. I just wanted to play Pokemon and she kept grabbing at it. Annoying as fuck.

>>389253746
do you mean Descartes

>>389253706
The fuck are you anxious for? People at the gym don't laugh if you are applying yourself and is trying to better yourself. In fact I'm sure you can find a lifting buddy. If you don't want to talk, throw on some headphones and blast your song of choice as long as it's not K-pop. Stop making excuses, fatty. It's never too late to lose your v-card.

>>389252650
This is a nightmare glad you got out
>Remember when I said you'd be my last?
>>I LIED

>>389253931
>as long as it's not K-pop
why not?

>>389253892
>girls just begging you for sex
The worst.

>>389253838
>Past is less important than present and future, but yes, used goods are undesirable.
>past isn't the important thing
I feel like these statements conflict. Used goods is one of those purityfag terms.

>>389253716
If you hit it off with someone, ask her out. At the very least get her number

You guys always make it out to be a lot harder than it is

>>389245478
this is depressing

you have outright serious problems

>>389254236
It's autism anon

>>389244537
>"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"
Cringe.

>>389245952
what's your ethnicity? we already (((know)))

>>389244507
Nah I'll confirm that. Dead Space attracts the horror bitches.

So 2 against 1, anon.

>>389248015
You don't need gym. If you are broke you have to improvise. Fill plastic bottles with water. Look out HIIT 7 minute training on youtube, all you need is a wall and a chair. What you actually need are proteins and fats with vegetables. Be careful on the protein intake though as too much can take away calcium from your bones.

when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life

>>389245826
stop invading yurop

>>389244537
>"Well i know something else that gets the heart rate up"

We know this didn't happen because that line works on nobody. It's anti-sex.

>>389254445
you're thinking of sandniggers

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>>389254020
No way I could stay with a girl that didn't enjoy the subtle intricacies of Commando.

>>389254523
I'd turn me on. Then again, I am horny all the time

>>389254158
Something can be undesirable without being a deal breaker, you retard.

>picking up girls on Gunbound
>picking up girls on WoW
>picking up girls on Neopets
>picking up girls in Warcraft 3
>picking up girls on the official 4kids forum I shit you not
Got some nudes out of it and laid a couple times, as well as a gf I've been seeing for almost a year.

>>389248827
>tinder
old news

Your best bets are Hatr, or messaging random girls on instagram. The latter isn't worth it if you have no attractive pics, or pictures of dogs.

>>389251001
that ENTIRE increase in views is from phones

>>389254704
But what makes it undesirable to you? How can you say you're a cuck if your partner isn't a virgin?

>>389254796
If only /v/ was read-only for mobile users.

>>389252331
Ok, so if you think it's something you can salvage offer the guy an ultimatum for him to understand you're serious. Otherwise, I'd cut your losses and just move on it's not worth bringing yourself down. Add me on discord if you wanna talk more Gringuy#1075

>>389253931
Buddy, I do know a lot of people who go to gyms just to take selfies and model sport clothes while making fun of weryone else, so it's not unfounded.

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>Playing 3ds while waiting for friend to get done with work
>Works at a local superstore
>A cute worker girl on break noticed me playing
>She FUCKING LOVES animal crossing
>Got her number
>Ended up dating her

Animal crossing gets bitches

>>389254994
>But what makes it undesirable to you?
Used goods, retard.
>How can you say you're a cuck if your partner isn't a virgin?
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>389250964
What kind of question is that? If you are seriously asking this I doubt you even have a chance. Most girls are only visual size queens, the moment you penetrate them and it's hurting is the moment they know they overestimated themselves. Even your dick can take a girl's breath away.

>>389255169
Are they all women, or are they all complete meatheads who looks like they should have stopped lifting a while ago? Yeah, those are the insecure ones who do it to feel better about themselves.

>>389251065
>Used goods, retard.
That doesn't answer my question.
>What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>389254741
Almost half the players in WoW are female so I have no doubt people have gotten laid countless times from that game. I've gotten nudes so many times and even gotten laid from it once.

>>389251001
I remember being in a thread in 2014 where everyone on /a/ was saying 4chan was dying, people were a bit sad, but happy that we were going to all be together until the end.

Then fucking /pol/ had to go and ruin everything once again.

Ok /v/ so there is this qt chubby girl that works at a coffee shop I frequent. She's always been nice to me even though I never tipped her once. I bitch out anytime I try to muster the courage to ask her out but it's like my mind goes blank. To give reference I have had gfs in the past and picked up girls before too. I don't know why she is so different. What should I do?

Many of my later teenage years were spent on Xbox Live playing Modern Warfare 2 during the height of its popularity. I'd probably want to kill myself if I had chat transcripts of the shit I used to spout over voice chat but during a FFA match, I got talking to a girl from the UK. We'd party up occasionally and after a few private conversations, it transpired that she was heavily into her local BDSM scene and was a nympho in general. Now and again we'd have phone sex using XBL's party chat function.

Dropped out of contact for a while but I ended up getting back into contact with her years later and while I was over in the UK for a gig I visited her before I caught my flight home. Ended up getting a decent titfuck and got to fuck her face while we watched some movies, though it was extremely hard to get in the mood because she lived like an absolute pig (to the point where her room looked like one of those troll bedrooms posted in battlestation threads) and stank to absolute high heaven. It's pretty much why I never bothered going all the way.

That was last year, I haven't talked to her since.

>>389255546
Mostly men, some women. Either way I have general social anxiety issues once mostly learned to deal with but signing up for a gym makes it worse because of the other bullshit tied up to it. There's also like one company that owns all gyms here. Maybe I should sign up ffor ttheir cheaper line instead...

>>389251709
Continue this story. I am interested in the part after shower, what kind of dress and all.

>>389250964
Cliche but it's only really an issue at three inches or less.

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