How would Chad play the last game you played?

>>389235487
Doesn't die

>>389235487
>animal crossing gcn
uhh..

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>>389235487

>>389235487
Would probably kill the entirety of Skyrim with a butter knife

>>389235487
Xcom 2
>completely disregards every setting other than legendary ironman
>Every turn he gold moves into fog of war, barely even notices the pods he triggers
>rolls 20% shots against aliens in heavy cover, crits every time
>has never taken cover in his life
>doesn't even know what a mimic beacon is
>science is for nerds, did the last mission with default gear
>has never lost a soldier or even had one wounded

He wouldn't

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>>389235487
>implying Chad wouldn't be a lime colored scout
Bright neon attire is mandatory

>>389236043
The virgin commando vs the Chad commander

>>389236043
The virgin overwatch creep:
>too scared to gold move, ever - runs the timer out on every single mission in doing so
>spends hours customizing every single soldier before they are deployed, even going so far as to write a backstory for them - they are killed the very next mission every time without fail
>names his best solider (a squaddie) after his crush who hates him/doesn't know he exists
>even after modding out turn timers he cannot win a even a rookie campaign
>has spent hundreds of hours trying to get a perfect gatecrasher

>>389236043
>>389236210
>Not VCOM vs. CHADVENT
>Picture of a rookie hunched behind low cover next to a Sectchad standing out in the open

>>389236347
He also takes 12 mimic beacons on every mission

>>389235487
>The virgin Dex
>The chad Strenght

Medal of Honor
>plays with default keys, doesn't even know the game has analog control schemes
>only uses smgs and grenades
>sprays whole magazines at single enemies until their death animations end
>beats undercover missions guns blazing, not even aware that the alarms can be disabled
>spends up to 15 minutes at mg nests, never letting go of the trigger
>doesn't get the point of the aim button
>has never gotten less than 3 stars from a mission

Sonic Mania

the virgin echidna
>wears spiky gloves because he lacks confidence in his ability to defeat enemies without them
>doesn't jump very high
>nobody willing to follow him, except a copy of himself
>downward pointing spikes indicate lack of confidence and inability to go fast
>gets tricked by robotnik multiple times
>super form is pink and hardly different than normal so as not to make waves

the chadhog
>spikes permanently point backwards after decades of going fast
>super form is fucking bright yellow, no concern over drawing attention to himself
>is able to fight the true final boss
>even the magical kitsune wants his dick
>game is named after him

>>389236968
>not echadna

>>389235487
He wouldn't.

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>>389236390
Front: Chad soldiers
Back: Virgin rookies

>>389235487
>Dirty Bomb
He would only play default Skyhammer, never drop any ammo, never call airstrikes and would top the scoreboard regardless.

>>389235487
How would a Chad play the sims?

>>389235487
Dragon's Dogma
>The Chad Warrior
>The Virgin Magick Archer

>>389238051
by spending the entire time using cheats to build a massive house and then drown all the inhabitants in their own pool.

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>>389235712

>>389238260
But everyone I know does that? Have I been a Chad the entire time? How do beta virgins play the sims?

>>389238408
Sex mods.

Who would win in a 1v1 in any given game?

Gregor or Chad?

>>389238408
Making themselves and their waifu, in a realistic home, playing honestly, and eventually getting fired from a social media career before ragequitting

>>389238483
Chad's shtick isn't that he's that much better. Merely more obnoxious and confident. Gregor wins. Chad does get the moral victory for spamming dance emotes as he got shot however.

>>389235487
Mapleroyals
>dexless sin with no funding
>billionaires beg him to receive their godly equipment
>has never picked up a single item in his life
>people wait in parties of 3 at kerning just so he might join them
>instinctively know the price of every item despite never having played the game before
>GM megaphones him for feedback
>has never left Lith Harbour, people bring him and endless supply of summoning bags and kill it in front of him to exp

>>389238598
Gregor's brief and courteous and he never gets mad.
Can't get a moral victory against him.

>>389238483
>1v1
>implying they wouldn't be on the stacked opposition team
>gregor would be higher in point count but both of them have more points each than anyone else on the servr
>one's the cool silent facade and the other's the obnoxious dipwad who everyone fauns over

>>389238483
What would happen if an unstoppable force met an immovable object?

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Baldur's Gate 2
>rolls a pure fighter
>constantly runs into traps, doesn't die
>has never spotted a trap
>runs out of all his high level spells in the first encounter of the day
>doesn't memorise spells, has never seen a spell book or priest scroll in his life
>spellcasters in party just for shits and giggles, doesn't use them properly
>doesn't Breach or dispel hostile spellcasters' defences, just throws his characters (including wizards) at the threat into melee, still kills liches on first try, no need for strategy or loading a save
>has never paused game in fight, plays in real time
>doesn't wear armor because it makes AC value higher

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Like this probably

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>>389242589
DELETE THIS NOOOOOOW

>PAYDAY 2

>berserker aced
>kingpin
>uses only the biggest and flashiest guns he has, even if they don't suit his playstyle
>never revives, gives ammo nor heals to those who need it, only uses them on himself
>lives to kill, doesn't even know there's an objective
>plays as dallas, only uses vividly colored dallas mask
>never went infamous