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>Guild leader master loots himself an extra item

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>Guild leader master loots himself an extra item
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>>389234425
>Doesnt use PL

Rip
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>>389234425

>guild leader is a smug piece of shit that should die and he thinks he's the shit and his gf is like guild master jr and she's spoiled
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>>389234425
>Didn't start his own guild
Why even bother?
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>>389234425
>guild leader has immaculate accounting practices
>they're generally an awesome dude
>but their wife is retarded and you can't progress because she keeps fucking up.
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>>389234425
>DPS use 200-300 DKP for items they want
>tank item pops up and tanks bid 4000 DKP as a starter bid
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>>389234425
>doesn't raid with civil humans
sucks to be you
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>Get kicked out because you don't talk on guildchat even though you're one of the few who actually helps weaker members
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>guild master makes a bunch of women officers
>they ruin the guild with internal drama
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>pretend to be a girl
>get favours from the loot council and special dibs on loot

ez
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>Girl joins guild
>Nobody treats her differently
>Girl silently leaves guild 4 days after
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>>389234425
OP =
>colbert after sean murray lied to his face.jpg
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>female joins guild
>don't give her special treatment or free stuff
>officers tell me to stop being rude to her or I'll be kicked
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>girl joins guild
>talks lewd to everyone 24/7
>i ghost her ass and call her a fat slut
>she likes me more than anyone else in the guild
i want to fucking die
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>>389234425
>guild master is fucking awesome, runs scrub players to help them with quests all the time, is very knowledgable and unaffected by drama
>he leaves and the guild just falls apart

RIP
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>Girl joins the guild
>So do her husband and little brother
>All of them are good players and decent people

Huh
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>Guild leader isn't a tank
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>>389237824
>loot council
>not using zero sum DKP
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>>389237969
will murray ever work again
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>>389238194

>girl joins guild
>it's a middle aged woman
>her wife and 14 year old son join
>the son is miles better than them but is aggravating to be around
>mom gets jealous of him getting invited to dungeon hard mode runs

God, what a fucking weird and cringe experience that was.

I wonder if she was hot.
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>>389238449

Uh.

Her husband I meant. Lesbian shit on the brain.
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>>389234425
>guild leader steals every member's game girlfriend

eat shit Keilo92
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>>389234425
>someone orbiter rolls on an item they don't need and hands it to the girl who wants it
>raid leader allows it
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>not being your own raid leader
lmao
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>>389237463
That's because tank items from raids have been garbage all expansion so they have plenty saved

Also
>DKP
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>>389238821
I will never deal with that shit ever again. You do not fucking realize how much petty shit you have to deal with. Every. Fucking. Day. Petty squabbles, drama over gear, don't like their class leader, x said something mean in the healer channel, wah why did this person get promoted and I didn't, item reserve requests, managing crafters, loot drop drama in whispers after every raid night. Constant stream of childish bullshit 24/7 and you can't even relax and enjoy the game.
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>>389234425
>guild leader decides the best way to progress is to gear up the main tank
>they get all the tank gear they want at no DKP cost
>they use their extra DKP to bid out DPS gear
>after a month of getting everything they ever want they leave to join a further progressed guild
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>>389239032
I HATE shit like this. Clan traitors are garbage human beings.
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>>389239032
well, mistakes were made. if they're progressing there's ZERO reason a tank should ever be able to roll on dps items
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>Naxx
>Save up DKP for Might of Menethil
>So does everyone else
>Nobody really cares about Ashbringer
>Goes to some guy who took it because it looks cool
>Make fun of him in my mind and continue to save for MoM
>KT never falls
>DKP wasted
>I don't have Ashbringer
Screw you and your foresight, Siegbert.
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>>389239028
it's not that bad dude, just don't raid with women and children
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>>389234425
>Back in Vanilla WoW
>Doing Vael
>DFB drops, myself and 2 other rogues plus Rogue officer all wanting it
>Officer is IRL grill and friend to GM
>Dumb bitch get on mic and says how much she's gonna love this new off hand
>all of us correct her on her dkp
>GM tries to add in random ass shit for extra DKP like "bought extra potions"
>Main and Off tank are best friends with the best Rogue who also has the most DKP
>Tell GM if the bitch gets DFB, they're all leaving
>5 minutes of silence
>"Rogue officer has looted [DragonFang Blade]"
>Main tank has left guild
>Off tank has left guild
>Rogue plus 6-7 other random people have left guild
>Guild has to regrind MC ZG ONY and BWL to re-gear lost tank slots back to t1 and 2
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>>389239648

>don't raid with women and children

this sounds goofier than intended
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>>389239923
>not leaving with them
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>>389234556
>raid with guild
>loot an item that I want
>guildmaster's """gf""" wants the item as well
>i roll higher and get the item
>O M G GIVE ME THE ITEM PLEASE
>no
>Give her the item or I'll kick you
>so you'll kick me over item even when I am here since the beginning and contributing much more?
>yes
>I won't give her the item
>you've been kicked
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>>389234556
>guildmaster gf has never met or talked to him
>she gets special favors
>she rp sexs with him for even mire favors
>she is secretly a dude
>you are his gf
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>>389240074
i did After i got full BF, Perdi and DFB
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>>389240406
Oh yeah also
>tell him You share account with retarded brother
>he doesnt talk to you when you log with alt
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>>389238071
>playing game
>girl can't beat me and she starts getting mad
>says i'm focusing on her because i have a small penis
>say some corny alpha male nonsense to her
>she laughs and starts trying to be friendly to me
>ignore her
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>>389234556
>tfw cucked my guild leader
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>>389237704
had this happen too many times

>>389237686
>raid gets canceled and rescheduled
>Im the best healer in our mythic progression group
>i tell them i cant change my work schedule to accommodate the new schedule this week
>guild leader takes it as an insult and kicks me because apparently it was his gf "also part of the raid" the forced the reschedule and alot of guild member were bitching at him to just no bring her along if she cant make raid
>after i get kicked two of our dps leave the guild as well "they were part of my mythic+ keystone carry group and im the one that got them into mythic raid progression"
>gm and his girlfriend spend rest of week advertising trying to get new people in the mythic progression run
>week later it crumbles down to advertising for "heroic and eventually mythic progression" ads

Yeah fuck you son
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>>389240095
That guild didn't deserve you. Good for you anon.
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>>389238549
How it's possible ? It's a "chad guild leader" ?
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Can we all agree on the fact that women ruin guilds?
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>>389241083
Women ruin a lot of things.
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>>389241065
Just imagining a "the virgin guild pleb" vs "chad guild leader" image now.
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>>389241083
Women also ruin discords
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>>389241065
best chad guild leader I had was this hot bitch, she had all the betamales wrapped around her finger, always on time, etc
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>>389241218
That's a stacy.
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>>389241083
Women also ruin entire continents
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>someone rolls for their alt on an item I need on my main who I'm currently playing
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>>389241083
Women destroy civilisation : /pol/
Women destroy guild and game : /v/
Finaly, we have something in common
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>doing Abomination wing during level 60 Naxx back in the day
>I was in charge of tactics and planning
>I call the Abominations "Abos", because it was short and easier to say.
>One of the guild officers loses his shit and screams at me that i can't say that word, that it is racist
>Officer is aussie and explains to me that it is a racist term used for the natives in Australia
>I tell him we are not in Aussieland and that i am using the word to make things go more smoothly during the raid and not be a racist
>Aussie doesn't understand and calls me a racist piece of shit anyway
>Becomes quiet the entire rest of the raidnight and we finish the wing and call it a day
>spends the next few weeks undermining me at every turn with passive aggressive jabs
>this was during the time the GM was on a vacation and I was going to get promoted to becoming a guild officer and one of the raid leaders hence why I had more responsibility during raids
>As soon as the GM comes back, the aussie starts to complain about me being racist and demanding that I get kicked out
>GM is a chill dude, so he heard my side of the story
>immediately after I said my story, he promoted me
>Aussie officer loses his shit, calls GM an idiot etc etc and leaves the guild
>This all over a fuckin shortening of a word

WoW was weird
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>>389241238
stacy ran a top10 WoW guild in my country, so good on her
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>>389240827
Sounds like poetic justice. I hope you made your own guild with the other deserters
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>>389239032
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>Post on guildchat asking for help/if someone has some spare items I can pay for
>No replies
>10 minutes later
>Girl of the group asks for the same exact shit or worse, for basic shit you could easily solo
>At least 3 people want to help her
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>>389241218
To be fair it's easier for women to have virgins stalking you.
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>girl tries to sell herself for my gear
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>>389241606
Yeah, but it's much nicer when they're using the stalkers for something useful like running a proper guild instead of being helpless fucks like the bitch from >>389241587 for instance
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>>389241383

It's just the same concept applied to a smaller sphere
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>>389241083
Yes. Unless they're guild leader moms, since those are the best.
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>>389240095
You made the right move.
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>>389241461
>Complain about racism for weeks
Wow, this guy is really a retard "abo-lover"
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>>389241678
Especially since it's almost always the ugliest landwhale imaginable (or a guy) who's going over the top in the "im helpless" roleplay.
Actual hot sluts that play vidya roast guys into suicide
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>>389241648
This actually reminds me
>Last night remember I had an account on some shitty roleplaying sex game
>Log in and check it out since it's been so long
>Find a girl selling pics of herself for $100 in game money each
>Have $1000 and don't ever play, figure why not
>Only way to exchange money in the game is to bet on a mini game, and intentionally lose
>Buy 4 pics, they really weren't special and she was clothed in all of them
>"Hey can I buy multiple pics at a time?"
>She says yes, so I set the bet for $400
>Intentionally beat her at the mini game
>She yells at me in game and blocks and unblocks me multiple times to keep yelling
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>>389241648
>girl
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>>389241838
Did you get the money then or what?
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>>389234425
>small guild with around 20 ppl
>we all know each other and play games with each other regularly
>guild master suddenly invites his "girlfriend" into the guild
>"gf" starts starting shit with everyone
>we all just left the guild and recreated a new one the next day without inviting the old GM or his "gf"
fuck him, he even messaged us a few days later asking for an invite since his girlfriend dumped him
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>GM knows you IRL
>they dont got their offtank tonight
>he calls me to offtank instead
>sure, drop everything i was doing for thier sake
>nvm dude we got a tank now
>np, log off and try to get rolling agian on what i was doing
>dude calls agian
>we need you, the other tank left
>ok,log in, and on my way to the raid
>nvm dude, we have a new one
>for fuck sake, i think to myself, log off
>he calls agian
>last fucking chance, he did infact invite me
>kill a couple of bosses, shield drops
>ok, tanks roll for it,
>i roll higherst by alot
>lootmaster gives it to maintank instead
>wtf, and openly start asking why
>GM gives an half assed apology, and say they will contact a gamemaster to fix it, but thats just an exuce to give guildtank maintank a small upgrade
>at this point i dont even care about the shield, aint worth the drama
>some guild officers think its bullshit, but we carrry on

>the other offtank that should have played logs on
>raid leader kicks me
>what they flying fuck
>brother who is playing in that guild tells me the offtank took 30 min to even get to the raid after i was kicked so offtank could play with them
>and after 40 min the offtank was so tired that he had to go to sleep, leveing everyone hanging


funny part is that we downed bosses easy, whom the other offtank had problem tanking, acording to my brother the other offtank got shit on by the other members for not tanking as good as me
also turned down the GM every time he wanted me to tank for them after that, went into my Book of Grudges
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>>389240095
>mfw guild leader causes a /gquit cascade doing this shit
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>That guy who saves all his points for the one time a really rare item drops
Son of a bitch.
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>>389241083
>>389241143
>>389241184
>blaming the whores and not the beta males who enable them
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>>389242056
Yeah I got the money, so in the end I gave her $400 for the pictures, and she ended up losing all $400 back to me
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>>389240095
>go to the same school as the guild master
>start bullying him in school
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>>389241531
Tbh we all lasted like a month in another mythic guild until apathy kicked in legion rng is so fucking stupid.

>>389241587
I got another story off females fucking up

>wotlk wow
>have a literal grandma in our guild
>she for obvious reasons wasnt a fast learner but we enjoyed bringing her along in lower tier wotlk raids/heroics when we were goofing around and farming up the guild vault
>she had a thing with questing and collecting stuff and i had recently gotten my tiger from zul'gurub "i was kinda bragging about soloing the boss weekly to try and get it in guild chat and ventrillo"
>granny shows interest in mount
>start running granny through the tiger boss in zul'gurub weekly to try and get mount
>we would both hop in ventrillo so i could talk to her and make sure she didnt pull adds as im soloing boss
>we do this every week
>for some fucking reason during icc run some cunt in the guild pulled me into a argument tell me to go fuck back to fucking my girlfriend "name drops granny" and to shut up during the argument
>granny wasnt in raid or vent but the raid eventually disbanded because of infighting and bickering remained going on in guild chat and vent
>the "fuck your girlfriend" comment lingers
>granny leaves guild and blocks everyone

I never felt so fucking awful about something in wow before it literally wasnt my doing but stupid fucking cunt in guild just wanted to start drama over a standing in fire argument
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>>389242156
>guild leader is left with his "gf" and almost no one valuable for raids
>guild dies and his "gf" dumps him for another
>guild leader kills himself

RIP Keith but you were fucking retard
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>>389241717
Truly the life and soul of any long term guild.
>tfw mailed actual christmas cookies by the guild mom
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>>389242170

post the pics you lying piece of shit
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>>389242819
https://imgur.com/v56dD1j
https://imgur.com/0y7PrVG

Nothing too special, but she's got some nice hips and dick sucking lips for sure
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>>389242993
>https://imgur.com/0y7PrVG

She looks nice but 100$ for one pic?
WTF
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>>389242993
Good god, that face
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>>389234425

>guild leader invites his gf in the guild
>she gets more loot
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>>389234425
>Guild master is female
>She talks how much she loves cock in chat

Happened only once but it happened.
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>>389243065
In-game currency you dingus
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>>389243065
In game currency, which I ended up tricking her into giving back to me in the end.
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>>389242657
>>389241717
>want to be a guild mom after reading this
>not a girl though
sucks.
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>be australian
>raid with australian/nz guild for months
>zero drama
>every raid is chill as fuck, people joking around having a fun time
>progression comes quick and clean, never stuck on a boss for more than 2 or 3 raid nights
>join american/euro pugs once in a while
>everyone speaks tersely and seriously, nobody even tries to have fun
>raid leader always loses their patience/starts swearing/yelling whenever wipes happen
>always end the raid thinking "never again"
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>>389242168
>women aren't accountable for their actions
Get out, roastie.
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>>389240095
My entire guild disbanded because of this EXACT reason

>guild buddies for 8 years since the beginning of WoW
>guild leader finally got girlfriend
>within a week I was booted from Co-leader to 3rd in command and she took my place
>doing dungeon and a mount dropped
>"NO BODY ROLL NEED, JENNY WANTS THIS SO LET HER HAVE IT"
>Ex-fucking-cuse me?
>We all started arguing
>she said "IM SECOND IN THE GUILD SO I GET DIBS"
>only been with us 2-3 weeks
>we all rolled need
>someone else got it
>entire guild of 60+ people disbanded within 2 days

I haven't played WoW since..
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Is the scoopyman gone?
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>>389243676
This is what you get for getting in non-dkp guilds.
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>>389244092
Loot council only works when people trust each other. But it's the best management system.
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>>389244092
if it was a classless item we all usually just rolled need unless you already had it. Completely fair.
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>>389243624
It's half the beta's fault and half the chicks fault to be honest.
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>>389244346
It can work in 10 men guilds, anything bigger it's a mess and DKP sorts itself out as players have full controls of their choices, the people who bitch about it usually are the same people who don't know how to control their finances.
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>be in guild from the first day
>be a healer main, good at it too
>GM invites his girlfriend, another healer
>raids do not require more than one healer, she starts taking my spot often in raids that I initially taught and ran from day one
>she isn't even good, they wipe numerous times on raids that used to be a clean run with me healing
>have to hear this from people in personal messages all day, but everyone's too nervous to bring it up publicly
>guild's too small to really run with anyone else, stuck just standing around while my friends raid with this healer who's only there because she textfucks the GM
>bring up that I feel locked out of most raids as of late, concerns are dismissed as trivial. GM's GF suggests I spend time and money leveling and gearing a dps alt so she can continue being a shitty healer in peace
>finally end up leaving and joining a different guild so I can play my main without any grief
>one day we're short a member and need to find a replacement, end up using LFG
>a dps who joins is one of my old guildmates
>he's not in the guild anymore either
>ask him afterwards how things turned out
>turns out she completely crumbled when the new raid content came out; until then she'd been able to get by because everyone else in the party knew the raid mechanics due to weeks of painful learning that I'd contributed to.
>When she was no longer able to coast off the efforts of others, she fell apart and blamed everyone else in the group including the GM, who apparently took her side, which caused most of the core members to leave as well
>it's just those two now. Sometimes I see them in the LFG channel begging for members
I didn't even feel good about it. I loved that guild before it fell apart.
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>>389242213
this
>guild master starts power tripping the same way mods on forums tend to do over time
>most arguments end in "I'm right and you'll shut up or get infracted"
>start showing rl school friends how insane he is online
>take all arguments from now on to school whether he likes it or not, any argument he tries to end with "I outrank you" I respond we'll talk about it at school tomorrow
>he no longer dares to make threats when arguing esp if my friends are there, loses every argument
>my rl friends join the guild as noobs, whenever he tries to flex his gm muscle we tell him we'll discuss it at school
>while we've never hurt him the implication is clear that we will if he ever kicks us out of the guild
>one day we're just kicked out of the guild and blocked on every messaging thing we had at the time
>gm doesn't show up to school anymore, transferred to a different one
his guild power was so important to him he was willing to switch schools for it
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>tfw only play online games till level 5 or 10, never was a part of any guild, just quit after couple of hours
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>Ragnarok online private server
>guild dominates server
>eventually split in half when GMs girlfriend dumped him
>he quits shortly after
>without us blocking other guild, God items are made left and right
>items we spent months making lose value quickly
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>>389243616
If only all servers could be like that.
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>>389244437
No, every single one of the whores are 100% accountable for their actions
Likewise goes for the beta faggots.
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>>389243327
be a a guild mom (male) then.
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>join new guild in archage
>Tell me to join their team speak
>Hop on voice
>They're all chicks
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>>389245949
Daaaaamn
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>>389234425
>all these cool stories
>tfw wasn't an autist who played games all day
>tfw wasn't a chad either
>tfw didn't went to parties

I never was part of something. Guess I'm in the middle of everything.
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>>389246312
Yeah , you're just the autist.
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>join guild
>its full of actual girls
I have never left so fast my life
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>>389246358
but at least you guys are autists who were part of something, I'm just a shit-tier autist.

Even in my fucking school I had to commute so it was really difficult hanging out with friends. For some reason this always happens.
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>>389245472
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>>389246312
You're the average guy who makes atmosphere for everyone else.
You drive your car to fill the road with your fellow joes on your way to work to fill a role that will probably be automated within the next decade by someone you have never met and will never be as recognized as. You live in a middling flat that fills a plot in a gentrifying suburb, amongst neighbors you've never met for the decades you've lived and will live there until your unremarkable retirement or death. And so your existence will have begun and ended without so much as your masters' robots acknowledging another entry in the obituaries and transfer of estate, to be auctioned to new owners at a price befitting the sum of your life experiences: nothing noteworthy, but arbitrarily necessary.
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>>389234425
>be guild leader
>lead farm raids on weekend MC + BWL
>take a dozen buyers everytime
>Asscandy drops
>bids out the ass, warriors willing to spend all their dkp on it
>Some hunter bids 3000 g
>Fuck it, he can have it
1000 g was about 100 euro's back then
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>>389242071
kek
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>>389242214
you sound like a cool guy anon. best you can do is move on and not let it affect the way you deal with people in the future.
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>have a fully upgraded guild hall and all amenities
>only me and a friend in it
>only underage/retards who barely play, aren't smart enough to breath, and just want free shit ever want to join
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>>389247202
FUCK

At least I'm in a european country and will go to university. I'm going to completely transform myself. I'll be the cool buffed foreign guy, you will all see. I'll learn to dance too.
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>>389241383
Video games are subsection of entertainment which is being directly correlated with politics. The problems /pol/ feels are the problem /v/ feels. Not even paper-crafting is safe.
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>be in fun guild
>gf of a member joins
>start hitting on that girl
>she plays along, obviously a whore
>sexting, sending pics, fapping all that stuff ensues
>after some weeks her bf finds out
>faggot leaves in tears, cursing me
>i leave guild because i don't fancy the drama
>block that hoe

this shit happened two times, bitches are hoes man
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>guild requires weekly tithes to remain in
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>guild master Gf joins
>she hits on everyone when he's not around only to cause drama
>GM doesnt know
>when we tell he denies it all
>she continues her bullshit
>guild begins to fall apart because gm is struggling to cope with the denial

Everytime, why do 'gfs' feel the need to do this
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>>389247883
Sure thing lol

You sound like a jew wanting to be black
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>>389247638
Have fun! Don't forget to write...
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>make guild with other disgruntled members of an old one
>purge everyone who fucks up
>people call us nazis but we progress like crazy and people that to manage to keep up are happy they finally can do content without having to deal with retards
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>>389248960
just wait till the first "gf" gets in
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>>389249074
This.
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>act autistic for a minute in guild
>too embarrassed to own up to it
>never login again
>delete game
>end subscription to the game because embarassing memories

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why does it seem like everyone who's been in a WoW guild has disturbing sociopath tendencies
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I was that random guy that was usually silent but sometimes posts corny jokes on the guild chat when everyone else is talking about something
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>>389249074
Ive left a while ago. I helped them gear up the replacement tank and they were fine with me not coming on every raid day even though that was a requirement since i was with them from the start and did a lot of the planning and stuff. So i stuck around for a while but once I knew the new tank was doing my job well the lack of pressure to play made me drop the game pretty fast.
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>>389240095

I hope you called him a virgin faggot before he kicked you.
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>>389249605
Remember where you are, and also take a lot of these stories with a grain of salt.
>be in guild
>GMs girlfriend joins guild
>totally hit on her and she loves it
>GM says wtf dude
>tell that bitch she's stinky
>the rest of the guild stands up and applauds
>they all send me 1000 dollars
>I am rewarded a trophy for my accomplishments
>they build a statue of my likeness in front of Blizzard HQ
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>>389248109
I was having fun on some cheap kmmo a few years ago, but it was one of those MMOs where a guild was literally required to progress past a certain point. My friend found one finally, and we had to log into some awful subchannel where we were told we were recruits, had to log on regularly, had to contribute to the guild frequently to even be considered being part of the "real" guild. I peaced out and uninstalled that same day.
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>>389237686
>join guild
>never say anything
>guild arranges a meetup
>be the first one there
>wait
>suddenly get kicked from the guild

Was upset, but later on I realized I'd rather not be "obligated" to a video game anyway.
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>>389249969
I'm not talking about in the "rich and successful" sense. Just intentionally manipulating emotions and causing drama for lulz. It's sick shit.
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>>389234425
>Guild leader master loots himself an extra item
>lead a mutiny and maroon him on a desert island with no way to escape
feels good.
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>>389247638
Youre so funny. I remember when I was going to uni. No friends, no interpersonal skills, just vidya and depression. But uni would be different.
After trying hard for 2 months I managed to slip through all friend groups and ended up in despression, barely passing classes and playing vidya.
Not feeling like youre missing out is probably the best thing youll embrace.
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Does anyone else miss the day where when the wow servers went down for maintenance they'd leave a couple up so that everyone could jump on them? I just have a lot of fond memories of making a new level 1 on these servers and the psuedo raid fight that would happen when a max level character from the other faction would appear and just decimate everything.
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>>389250275
Again, remember where you are and keep in mind a lot of these might just be autistic revenge fantasies. Or that they've read similar stories and thought they were sooo badass.

I guess to answer your question it's because people get invested in these things. So there's a bigger reaction when someone messes with people, and it's in a safer environment than real life. A lot of people like this are really young too.
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>>389245472
Track his ass down anyway.
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>>389248960
Was it a /vg/ guild? That sounds like one I know.
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>>389248960
power of p
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