Do you play handheld devices while you poop?
>>389219582
No I browse /v/. It's more appropriate.
No, it takes like a couple minutes. I just go in and get it over with.
>>389219774
>not sitting on the shitter for half an hour
>>389219582
How would you wash your hands if you are holding something tho?
>>389219582
I can't really play anything in a minute so no
>>389219890
>how did you spend your life, dad?
>oh, sitting on the shitter and trawling /v/
>>389219582
I have an entire drawer of books that are suited to throne reading. Playing vidya while pooping is too degenerate even for me.