The patient hunter gets the prey.

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WITNESS

YOUR

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Pretty Aesthetic, that whole universe is desu. Need more games to do it justice.

>>389216752
Best voice acting in a game ever tbqh

>>389216318
Tau are cowards. No glorious melee combat.

THIS IS THE JUDGEMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS

Scum

>>389217581
That's what lizard niggers are for

This is gonna hurt, A LOT, but you'll be bettah, you'll see!

>>389218182
They're more like birds...

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>>389216752
Best voicework for an RTS unit ever

When are we getting primaris fire caste?

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>>389216318
ORKS, ORKS, ORKS, ORKS, ORKS, ORKS, ORKS, ORKS~

>>389218569
DIS PEAR

Why do they all have the marathon logo on their arms if that's the dumb 40k universe?

Imperial Guard are so hype

>>389218635
Already happened, Stealth Suits got buff.

>>389218641
They really like to hoof it.

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THE MONOLITH! WE DESTROY THAT AND THIS IS OVER

>>389218641
Because Games Workshop are a bunch if hack frauds

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The only good thing about the recent 40k games being so terrible was I was able to get really into Fantasy again

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[angry gargling noises]

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>>389218641
cuz like, uh... I unno.

god damn #3 shit the bed. we could all be sending thousands to die in glorious hd.

>>389218907
Sure thing blizzdrone.

>>389219032
I AM NOT YOUR BOOTLICK!

>>389218884
Why did they think they even had a chance? How are two marines, and pair of landpeeders and predators going to take a monolith, at least 3 squads of necrons and couple destroyers?

>>389216891
Please, I know what you mean but you should replace more games with BETTER DEVS.
There are indeed a lot of 40K games but except for a bunch of them most are just pure shit because devs can't into gameplay/optimization/whatever.

The most recent outrageous example is Inquisitor Martyr, I know it's early access and shit but everything feels unimpressive and horrible on so many levels.
How can the same dev as the van helsing arpg fuck up so badly?

>>389216318
>prey

vore thread??

>>389219160

all things are possible with the Emperor until they aren't

>>389216318
>Tau
>Ever
Leave weeaboos, this is an Imperial channel

>>389219160
faith is their shield

>>389219160
They were hoping the predator would get a penetrating wound and the monolith would roll an explodes result on the damage table.

I AM THE EMPEROR'S WILL MADE MANIFEST

>>389219029
It sure looks like a bright future for Warhammer Fantasy Battle and its fans.

>>389219340
Wait, first you have to check facin-oh wait!

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>>389216318
Tau = Chaos > Eldar > Shit > other armies

>>389219201
>was hyped for Deathwing because I thought it would be like Vermintide with a w40k skin
>turned out to be absolute buggy dogshit
>was hyped for Eternal Crusade because it was supposed to be Planetside meets Space Marine
>somehow just manages to be a shittier, uglier, and clunkier Space Marine with big maps
No idea why GW whores out 40k to all the moron devs while Fantasy gets all the good ones.

POINT US AT OUR TARGETS

>>389219472
Why, is it because of Total Warhammer, or did /tg/ warm up to the Sigmarines?

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'Ere ta fix yer gubbinz, heh heh heh!

>>389219032
WE NEED A NEW DRIVER, THIS ONE IS DEAD!

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>"I'm going to nuke the capitalist scum. Communism forever!"

I can't believe he actually said that.

>>389219616
wer's da trukk?

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You should have looked beyond your mirror then

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>>389219532

>>389219742
>looks
>found wall

>>389219742
taldeer is my smugfu

BATTOL BRATHAS

>>389219731
WHY IZ I WOLKING

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>>389216752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpmiq8sTH0k this shit is fucking incredible

>>389219828
I fixed a few thingz whilst we was gettin' here... Probably didn't break nuthin' important though." *snort*

DA ENENAME STRIKES BACK

>>389219742
She sound alright after becoming a Wraithknight? I'd imagine she'd be a little hoarse

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>>389218569
>get final wargear playing chaos campaign single player
>chaos lord finally ascends to daemon prince
>waiting all game for this
>daemon prince is worse than chaos lord with wargear and can no longer drop the thing that detects stealth units

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>WE LIVE AND DIE AS BROTHERS

I'd jump into a volcano if this fucker told me to

>>389219990
>Chaos is fickle!

>>389220047
I love him

>>389219990
Don't forget you lose Eliphas' sexy voice. It's reason enough for me to never take the final upgrade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOwu8j_KeeA

THE WEAK FIGHT BACK!

>>389219729
>Communism
>strict caste system which completely forbids miscegenation
You looked confused, boy!

>>389219538
Not entirely their fault, most devs with the 40K are well known or have a nice pedigree.

Deathwing had EYE team behind it, it could have been EYE 40K Edition but nope, early access bugged shit with no repayability.
Dow 3, well we all know how it went.
Eternal Crusade had all the hopes, money and experience since a lot of them came from experienced teams.
Inquisitor Martyr could have been Van Helsing 40K Edition but nope.

40K is cursed, except for certain lucky cases even good, experienced teams will always create a shit game with zero optimization.

I'm mad

>>389220047
I was happy to learn diomedes became a chaplain.

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>>389219990
>mfw I know this
>mfw I don't give a damn about the lost bonuses because "DESPAIR! FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS" and "THE AGE OF THE FALSE EMPEROR IS OVER AT LAST!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiYaz_MBjIk

>>389219990
Just like the tabletop game.
If your Chaos Lord was kitted out enough to have a chance of earning the ascension promotion, you would be getting a downgrade by getting it.

>Tons of wargear
>Ascend
>Lose all of it for a Daemon Prince with a malefic talon.

>>389220156
I'm used to hearing Steve Blum's Eliphas.

>>389220156
I wish I could find a pack with all of his campaign quotes.
My XCom2 Eliphas is lacking.

>>389220156
>tfw no banter between commanders in Soulstorm
ruined the campaign for me desu

>>389220292
I could've forgiven SS for all its faults but the removal of the banter cemented my eternal dislike of it.

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I WILL EASE THE MACHINE'S PAIN

>>389220347
>>389220292
>Opening cutscene
>Sister of Battle's voice echos even though she isn't wearing a helmet.

>>389220413
JUST KEEP IT ONLINE TECH PRIEST

>>389220347
SS was initially a rushed mess.
Can't really blame Relic since they were so obsessed over other games (CoH in particular).

I LOVE THE SOUND O' ME SHOOTA'! DON'T YOU?
I WANT THEIR TEEF! DON'T TOUCH THEIR TEEF!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-N5CKxO3gY

>>389220468
But, Sir-

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>>389220610

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Why did lorgar have to fuck everything up

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>>389220707
more like made better

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How would you fix Tau /v/?

>>389220985
more melee

>>389220985
Orbital strike.

>>389220985
Just make something relevant happen to them.

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All I want is a good co-op twinstick shooter

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SHARKMARINES ASSEMBLE!

>>389220985
Give them warp travel. And uh... put some spoilers on the riptides so they can go faster.

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>>389220707
Emperor needed to be taught a lesson for his general stupidity and arrogance, plus we could all be peacefully cohabitating with daemons now if Chaos had won. Lorgar's only mistake was not winning.

>>389220985
>>389221084
Seconding this. They really don't have any relevance to most events in the galaxy. They just expand and sometimes fend off some wayward threat but hardly ever become threats on their own.
I think the Damocles Gulf crusade was just about the only big thing they've had going on. And that was just skirmishes against the Imperium.

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>reading Forges of Mars trilogy
I wish they'd make a game out of this.

>>389219990

Thats only in dark crusade, in soulstorm he still loses ability to detect but keeps the passive aura buffs (and the daemon prince out damages the chaos lord anyway)

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>>389221227
>peacefully cohabitating with daemons

>>389219201
At least Fantasy got WH:TW to do the IP justice after GW butchered it. Badluck 40k, still in 2017.

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>>389221227
are you the same retard from /tg/ who kept saying the emperor was the bad guy all along and that the xeno races were nothing but peaceful?

FOR KAOS!

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If you don't speak german listen to the german DoW2 plague marine voice acting - its the sound of pure evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULXQkPUCd9s

>>389221810
HWEE KATURED EET FOR KAY-OSS!

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>tfw SHATTERING THEIR SKIES

>>389220985
Put a leader in charge that has questionable goals. In the scope of Warhammer, the Tau are fucking lame and boring because they are just so middle of the road with everything, there is nothing you point at that they do or have done that you can say "thats fucking awesome". Using a mech to kill a thousands guys and then crying because "so much bloodshed" itisnt awesome, doing that and then flaying their skin to cover your mech and make an orc suit because the Orcs invaded you is awesome
>orcs
bantz, bunch of savages that just want to fight for the sake of fight
>space marine
superhumans incapable of feeling and remorse, seek to destroy anything that isnt human without flinching
>IG
the depiction of the average human, lead by fascism and flashlights, seek to destroy the enemies of man
>tau
We dont really like war that much and would prefer to be more moderate. I guess we will fight when it calls for it though. We have no real goal, were just kindof in there.
Fuck that, if the Tau were like samurai, where their ideals are in question and they think their ways are the best ways, and they strike out savagely with their own brands of war to quell it, it wouldve been more interesting than the bland nothingness of their current agenda that just gets drowned out by the goals of all the other races which are more absurd and interesting.

>>389221749
Of course not, Big E isn't a bad guy just an arrogant simpleton who is leading humanity to its death. The only way to forge eternal peace is to ensure that humanity and the daemons of chaos meld together into one existence and wipe out all other life from the galaxy. Xenos clearly can't understand the workings of chaos like humanity can, hence why we make up the largest amount of daemon princes, and if they can't make themselves useful they need to be purged.

>>389219532
any more of these?

>>389219532
That is fucking cool. Is there more of this for the other races?

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>tfw ywn betray humankind to marry a xeno waifu

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>>389221828
Jesus fucking christ. How did these games have such good voiceacting across the board.

>>389222056
Easily the most heretical thing I'll read all week

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>>389222056
you're the only one that needs be the purged here

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>>389221828
well thats terrifying

>>389222056
did you miss the part where chaos beings are literally embodiments of all the things that stand in the way of peace

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>>389221985
>shattered skies
>immediately think about ace combat
>tfw no game similar to ace combat set in wh40k universe

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>>389222120

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>>389222121

>>389221085
Did you not like Kill Team? I don't like twin stick shooters so I honestly couldn't tell if it was lousy or just not my thing.

>>389220985
Exterminatus with great prejudice

>>389222346
of course it's a fucking ultramarine

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>>389222282

>>389222036
Even the Newcrons have better drives than the Tau. Each dynasty has their own Overlords that have different goals and wishes.
Imotekh is a no-nonsense conqueror, while guys like Trazyn just want to add shit to their modern art collections.

>>389222346
Why is the fucking toilet bowl exempt from the rules as usual? Holy shit Rowboat Girlyman might as well just declare himself as the Nu-Emperor already.

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>>389222478

>>389222385
It's THE Ultramarine.

>>389222036
>Put a leader in charge that has questionable goals. In the scope of Warhammer, the Tau are fucking lame and boring because they are just so middle of the road with everything, there is nothing you point at that they do or have done that you can say "thats fucking awesome".
Sounds like the farsight enclaves. But they're a splinter group of a small empire.

>>389222385
that's not just any ultramarine you dumb faggot

>>389221087
>>389221749
>>389222208
seeing other sharkbros in this thread makes me happy

>>389222346
Has Girlyman made any progress on being the Imperium's Donald Trump?

>>389222557
The problem with the enclaves is that they don't represent the faction at large. They're outcasts. Farsight and his cadre are actually interesting, the rest of the Tau at large, not so much.

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>>389222613
share your images

So... Dawn of War 4 is never going to happen now right

>>389222346

>not Celestine

>>389222570
>>389222554
He's the cunt that ruined the imperium and already he ignores the rules from that 5/10 book he wrote by having a xenos gf.

>>389222627

he's actually gotten things done and enacted meaningful change so no

>>389222215
Think about how much better off the galaxy would be with all of humanity following chaos though. Instead of spending 10000 years fighting each other we could finally wipe out groups like the Tau and Eldar, maybe even the Orks. It's only natural that the force of Chaos test themselves on each other, but it'll keep us strong as a race and ultimately allow us to use more of our resources to defend the species as a whole from external threats.

Ultimately it's a foolish idea to think humanity will ever be completely united and also control the majority of the galaxy. It's better to have humanity united, at least ideologically, and spread out among smaller interstellar kingdoms.

>>389222273
Read the book "Double Eagle" by Dan Abnett. It's Ace Combat in 40k, and is actually really good

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>>389222215
>chaos beings are literally embodiments of all the things that stand in the way of peace
ex-queeze me, but papa nurgle will bring nothing but peace and quiet.

>>389222740
ok thanks for your input Magnus you one eyed faggot

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>tfw you really like the WEWUZ marines' colore scheme and background but they've mostly been wiped out by the Inquisition.
Maybe with the Primaris they've got another chance, just like the Lamenters

>>389219032
THIS IS THE LUNCH TIME

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>>389222627
>Unveiled the Primaris Marines
>Created a corps of historians to piece together the true history of the Imperium
>Led a 100+ year crusade against Chaos
>Took control of all the sovereign worlds of Ultramar
>Is about to duke it out with Mortarion

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>>389221828

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>>389221828
This is the proof they speak in german in hell

>>389220985
I just wonder what Farsight's up to.

>>389222703
Hopefully, no. I don't see sega financing another embarrassment. Relic is making the new age of empires, though, so look forward to that turd.

>>389222771
In for a spanking when the star child emperor comes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb6cSEI1FLk&t=137s
Still my favorite one, DoW 2 had some great VA

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>>389216752
always thought it was witness your death or something

Chaplain quotes are like perma-boner, its just an rts unit but it even inspires me to win
>WE WILL NOT FALTER ANOTHER STEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5s81NRdQE
fugg I love wh40k, never knew I would like it until the fa/tg/uys from dow threads showed me the insane grimdark shit
I love crons

>>389221828
why are germans so fucking scary

>>389223130
How do we stop Relic? CoH 2 was the beginning of their downfall

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YAAAAAAAAAAAY FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>>389221828
You wouldn't think the directness and hard stops of German would work for a gigantic gross evil slimy man, but it really does.

>>389219160
Do not question the Emperor's divine plan.

>>389222985
i havent kept up with rowboat since the storm series ended
have they released any new novels on him?
if so would you mind giving me their names, i thought that the gathering storm was pretty neat all things considered since it wasnt just the generic schlock they've been pushing for the past decade

>>389220413
I HAVE HEARD THAT YOU REQUIRE MY SKILLS

>>389223197
The VA is fucking talented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQykP9NHJXU and

>>389222985
>Got the galaxy split in half by a massive ass-fuck warp cataclysm
wew, lad

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>HumbleBundle breathes a little life back into Vermintide
>Game now filled with level 0 people in hard mode not even blocking or dodging
>Have to hold their hand to every tome and grimoire
>Server filled with Cataclysm levels because it's the quest of the day

SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY.

Look...

Rhinos....

RHINOOOESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>389223298
LET THE UNIVERSEEE

>>389223298
METAL BAWKSES

>>389223217
They invented scat porn, I rest my case.

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>>389223347
Dark Imperium. It takes place at the end of the Indomitus Crusade.

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>>389222674
only a couple the other one is some spritework of the deathwatch killteam I'm in

>>389223536
>>389223489
THE COWARDS
THE FOOOOOOOOLS

>>389222036
Tau should get pissed off with all the shit is going on in galaxy and they should decide to start making crusade akin to current islam - "we want peace in galaxy - join to us or die".

>>389223215
That reminds me, are Necron Pariah still in the "not updated for the new canon" black hole? I really liked their design.

Is there a better mod in gaming than the Ultimate Apocalypse mod? I legitimately cannot think of one.

>>389223362
Dat voice range, also Cyrus's voice is pure sex

>>389220201
GW is paying devs to make intentionally shit games to keep interest in table top alive

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>>389223557
oh that's neat, thanks!

>>389223593
There's the problem of not being able to traverse the warp or the webway to move through the galaxy, so they're confined in their little corner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw

>The Tau had the easiest time "convincing" the Vespid to join the empire
>Everything went smoothly after the Vespid elders were given "communion" helmets as gifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU
Will we ever see good Dawn of War game ever again?

>>389223961
The (((Ethereal Caste))) made them

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FAITHFUL... ENLIGHTENED... AMBITIOUS... brethren.

In but a single decade - a few mere swipes of the pendulum - we have prepared a sacrifice to Khorne, that will be made legend.

Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion, it was Khorne's messenger, who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor.

And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?

It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery; this universe is mindless!
In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent - guilty - strong and weak - honest and deceitful. All of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose, but that mighty Khorne, may revel in their bloodshed.

And united, in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be FREE!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

LET, THE GALAXY, BUUUUUURN!

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>>389221828
This one is pretty good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKHOL-EIGCY
Fucking Germans

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>>389223903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AC5M7F4ys

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>smokes 100 packs of ciggies
WE'RE READY HERE SIR

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>>389223961
fun fact tau are basically ants the ethereal caste give off some sort of pheromone/brainwave that keeps the other castes in line

>>389223984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2gjYOuvvpo

>>389224114
What noise do noise marines canonically make? I always assumed it was high pitched screeching or white noise or something, but i've never thought to check.

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>>389224223

Explain the Dark Eldar to me
why are they edgy but not affiliated with Chaos

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>>389224081
Oh no anon, it looks like you confused the original architect of that speech with some random space marine librarian. It doesn't even make sense since a psyker would surely prefer to serve another Chaos god anyway. Pic related is the original speaker.

>>389224223
Why did the inquisition only censor the culexis from the groin and down?

>>389222771
>humanity would be much better off if it gave up its humanity

>>389224402
They don't want their souls taken, so they live life in the moment

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>>389219729
>"The Jew is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer; it all runs off him like water off of a raincoat. But, call him a Jew, and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out!""
holy shit how did they put this in game

is there a we wuz copypasta but with 40k?

>>389224410
Fuck off Nepgear

>>389224402
They're too self-centered to properly worship any phony Chaos gods. Their souls are also perpetually getting sucked out by Slaanesh, and they need to refill them by consuming the ones of other living beings. If the process is more painful and drawn out, the better they can stave it off.

>>389221614
Humanity already technically does.
Living Saints are literally just Imperial Daemon Princ(ess)es that are formed from the ridiculous fervor and worship of the Emperor. They even come at the sacrifice of the body of the original saint/soldier to produce them.

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>>389224442
culexis are just too sexy
>>389224328
kek
>>389224402
>>389224485
they literally have to be edgy to live
the craftworld eldar used soul stones in order to dodge the slaanesh soul vore
where as the dark eldar chose to torture other living beings which (i cant remember the exact specifics) allows them to ward off having their soul eaten by filling the own void in their souls with another person's pain and suffering or something like that

>>389224223
>you will never enjoy your job as much that culexus is enjoying his

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>>389224402
Original Eldar won galaxy conquest mode, got bored and became edgy. Their edgy birthed a new chaos god of edgy that love eating eldar souls and destroyed the empire. Some eldar decided to become un-edgy and the dark eldar stayed the edgy course. They don't worship chaos because one of the gods has dibs on them and wants to destroy them.

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>>389224502

>>389224729
>>389224824
How dark eldar procreate without summoning slaanesh demons in their rooms?

>>389224940
Most of them are vat-grown. Only a handful are trueborns (actually came out of a vagina).

>>389224940
Most of them don't, Dark Eldar are usually created in breeding vats. There's a sect of them known as Trueborns that are the nobility and have higher standing in their society

>>389224940
What the others said but, also, they're in the webway and it's (relatively) safe from demons. Though some sections of Commoragh did get blown up lately.

>>389223501
DROOOOOOOOOORHGRHRURGHRRGHRURGHWN IN IT.

>>389224502
holy fuck raimi, the absolute madman

>>389224729
You got it all wrong. Dark Eldar are literally just traditionalist Eldar who felt that they didn't want to get rid of "The Old Ways (i.e. Planetwide blood orgies and drugs made from the literally screaming souls of innocents)". They hide inside of their own planet which is buried deep within the webways, and within them, the Chaos Gods and the Warp have extremely little influence. Slaanesh literally cannot detect the Webway, and even when Chaos Space Marines try to open portals throughout it, various Eldar will rush to destroy Webway gates to prevent access, even if it means dying and losing their souls in the process. Commorragh is a titanic city of nearly impossible scale buried within a series of webway labyrinths that only the Dark Eldar still know how to access, and they just keep fucking around in there forever, knowing that the Chaos Gods can't get to them, regular xenos can't access or navigate the webway well enough to assault it, and Imperials, while the extremely few who are knowledgeable enough to know it exists and what it represents might want to bomb it out of existence, are too tied up waging war in literally every single direction to spare troops to siege it. It's like a Jagd turned up to 12, and nobody can enter it without literally being affiliated with their faction. Not even gods.

>>389225248
Commoragh has been completely abandoned since the last gathering storm novel IIRC
tyranids got loose, slaves got loose, open rebellion and mass backstabbings took place
then the mandrake king appeared and turned half the city into the shadowrealm and at that point Vect decided to beat feet

>>389225436
>Deus Ex Style game or RPG set in Commorragh never

>>389225389
I don't understand, how the fuck does he keep getting away with it?

>>389225486
Shit, for real? Is this another of Vect's great ideas like the black hole in a box.

>>389225436
sorry bud, but according to the latest edition they need to keep torturing and raping to stay alive
and unless im mistaken im pretty sure its been that way for some time

>>389225486
>Haven't followed W40K since 4th edition
>apparently everything and everyone is fucked now
Is there a summary somewhere? I still can't believe they nuked Cadia

>nuked Cadi-

BLAM BLAM BLAM

>>389225637

Wait what?

>>389225637
/tg/ used to have the TGS stuff on a massive mega with all the 40k and some fanasy novels, im sure if you look you can still find a torrent of it somewhere

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>>389225508
it really was a different time

>>389225741
>>389225637
ABADDON BROKE CADIA
KELL IS DEAD

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>>389225637

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Is he the most sympathetic Chaos character? I find myself rooting for him, despite the terrible things he does. That snippet from one of the Gathering Storms, where Yvraine brings back a few Thousand Sons from the Rubricae, gave me the feels.

>>389226131
yes, even when I was a little girl he was my favourite

>>389219160
Predators are bretty gud.

>>389219887
Heh.

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>>389220156
he was such a nice change of pace from all the other Chaos champs

>>389227445
>>389220156
What exactly was Eliphas inheriting? Why was it the 9th?

>>389227809
Because he "never truly earned" his position as a Lord.

A SOUND TACTICAL MOVE

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>>389216318
AFTER A THOUSAND BATTLES, ONE ONLY SEEKS DEATH

>>389222771
T. Abbadon

>>389225637
Long story short, Abaddon finally did something and Cadia fell

Eldar God of the Dead Ynnead gains awareness

remnants of Cadia defenses flee to Macragge which was also under attack by Chaos

10,000 year old Tech Priest and the chief priestess of Ynnead healed and revived Roboute Guilliman

Grandpa Smurf promptly curb stomps Chaos and tactical genuises their Macragge invasion force

He goes to Earth, lots and lots of Warp Shenanigans later(a lot of Shenanigans) and they get to Earth, Gulliman gets a private meeting with dad, then resumes his title of Lord Commander of the Imperium

also he apparently started a Super Space Marine program 10,000 years ago in secret which is ready now, so now there's the Primaris Marines

>>389228317
You're forgetting chaos wank
>TRUE BIG BAD ALWAYS WERE AND WILL BE AND BETTER THAN NIDS AND NECRONS AND FUKU
I would pull a Chrysippus if tau turned out to ruin chaos.

>>389225637
Eldar are finally doomed, once and for all.
>Eldrad steals all the soulstones and tries to awaken their god of the dead
>In typical Eldar fashion, they jobbed to Space Marines, Eldrad and his kin died trying to awaken said god
>Soulstones lost forever and the Eldar god didn't awaken
Bravo GW

>>389224114

COME AND HEAR THE SONG OF SLAANESH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw&t=102s

>>389228558
er that got retconned bud, Ynnead's awake, that was a key plot point in bringing back Gulliman.


I just hope we get more less boring Primarchs back soon

>>389220707
He was pissed at dad not liking the way Lorgar worshipped him.

>Finally got into table top
>Picked Necrons because I loved Necrons in Dawn of War
>Starter kit was alright, didn't get too many kills
>Got Deathmarks and Lich guard
>Plus 8th edition
>Now just stomp everything

Why are Necrons so good? The only trouble I had was against chaos faggots.

>>389228317
>Super Space Marine program 10,000 years ago in secret which is ready now, so now there's the Primaris Marines
The one part of this that sours the batch for me.

>>389229161
Necrons aren't even particularly good, your local meta probably just sucks.

>>389224442
Had to hide his gigantic dick and balls.

>>389229209
>Ultramarines are by far the most Mary Sueish force in the setting
>Their Primarch takes it to an entirely new level

It's actually fitting, in a depressing sort of way

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>>389222215
>chaos beings are literally embodiments of all the things that stand in the way of peace
Not Nurgle.
Nurgle is essentially a more aggressive form of the cycle of death and rebirth that already happens in nature.
He'll kill you, but he'll kill you because he wants to grow shit off your body, not because he's especially interested in seeing you dead.
That's why his followers only feel pleasure and live longer lives (if they've gained enough respect from him), because he just wants everyone to become an incubator, you have to die eventually but just as everything else dies, to make new life.

Nurgle is the great recycler, he wants to reset the galaxy and let life start over from it's corpse.

>>389229463
That's the thing, each form of chaos has an "order" equivalent that comes from them.

>>389224223
...Wait what? Would a Culexus even affect Tau given how inert they are in the warp? Why the fuck would you send one of them after the Tau instead of something like an Eversor

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ssSSSSSINDRIIIIEEGGGGH

>>389228317
THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD

>>389229880

;__;7

>>389216318
Taus are chumps.

>>389230020
They're irrelevant, and only still exist because the Imperium has bigger things to worry about

>>389229520
>has an "order" equivalent that comes from them.
No
These things existed before the gods and will continue to exist, a lot of people think the chaos gods are tied to natural orders thanks to alfabusa's occasionaly idiotic headcanon.

Khorne worshippers may never stab you in the back but honesty doesnt exists because Khorne wills it, but because it would fly in the face of violent ideals he represents. Chaos as we know it now is an unnatural consequence risen from the old ones interference with humanity and eldar excesses.

>>389218182
liggers

>>389230213
I phrased that wrongly, i meant Khorne is honest as a consequence of what he represents, not the other way around.

>>389219160
several marine squads and predators appear on the horizon at the end

>>389220702
IF YOU DO NOT SERVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU WILL SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE!

Why did they have to fuck up DoW3 so bad?

>>389221087
Is the big guy gonna kill him or is it more of a "You just a arm, but are you coo' bro?"

>>389230504
We want the Dota audience.

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>>389220707
All I ever wanted was the truth.

>>389229463
Most of the chaos things don't honestly sound that bad to join
>Nurgle
Feel tingly and pleasant all the time and live to spread the joy to everything you see.
>Slaanesh
Never-ending /d/-party
>Khorne
All thoughts are replaced with bloodlust, die doing what you know you're meant to do
>Tzeentch
Live in a basement plotting and hopefully memeing the entire world one day.

I think I'd sooner join than fight any of these weirdos. They sound like they're nice enough to their own.

>>389229540
>Slipping into and out of reality, the Culexus was a blur to the Tau and their myriad sensors. Fear ran before him, causing all nearby to shudder, and slowing or even freezing AI functions. This living horror was a soulless anomaly, a shifting specter of inhumanity replete with the terrors of the Warp. It scurried across the ceiling over unnerved engineers, dropping down to walk after their passing. Its skull-faced head turned this way and that as it peered through walls in search of its target.
>A burst from its opened animus speculum felled two guards, their armour worthless against the lethal mind blasts. A pair of Gun Drones, unable to focus on a foe, were ripped from the air and smashed. Deeper and deeper the black-clad creature stalked into the command compound, leaving a trail of dead behind. Fire Warrior Strike Teams, alerted to an intruder, shot wildly down the corridors, but in the end were blasted by negative psychic streams or torn apart at close range.
>The Culexus neared its target.
He also wasn't the only assassin, in that pic there was an execution force so 4 assassins (one from each temple) sent in attempt to kill some Tau commanders. I'd rather get shot by a Vindicare than get spooked to death.

>>389230889
Every time.
Retribution is good though

>>389219160
Faith and duty.

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>>389222535
>Dark Elder got a super aesthetic upgrade that was so good eve /tg/ didn't complain about it
>it'll never be used in a good game

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>>389216318
BOI THE EMPRA YOU WILL AVE IT

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>>389222161
Even the mods have breddy gud voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkHDIwRBOTk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20qXRLbEEhM

>>389223595
They no longer exist or something. which is a pity, but Newcrons give us neat looking stuff like triarch praetorians, which are my favourite cron models.

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>Soulstorm has more players than 3
There is still some justice left in the world. It may be work of the emperor

>>389216318

Is there a mod that fixes the gigantic ugly UI in this game?

>>389229613
Uhh... Yes, my Lord?

>>389231363
I like the Triach stalker as well.

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Yes, hello my fellow guardsmen, praise the emprah amirite?

>>389230647
Papa Nurgle for lyfe

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COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN KIND!

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>>389224824

>These Dark Eldar will never be in a good DoW

I like soulstorm on occasion but I cannot stand those busted ass 90s Dark Eldar. The remodels are so fucking slick.

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Does anyone else find it amazing that a game over 13 years old has such incredible mod support

>Steel Legion
>Inquisition Daemonhunters
>Sisters of battle/Arbites
>Mechanicus
>Thousand Sons
>Salamanders/Space Wolves/Blood Angels/Dark Angels/Black Templars
>Daemons
>Tyranids
>A variety of revamp mods for total game mechanic reworks/faction changes (Ultimate Apocalyse, Codex, Firestorm etc.)
>Horus Heresy faction mods in the works

Just to name a few

>>389231680
They dont look much different to that in SS, would be super easy to mod anyway.

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>>389231680
Tis a damn shame. Modern Kabalites are so fucking sexy.

I also think the weaboo Mandrakes are much better than the generic bondage slaves they used to be. It'd be nice for them to rock in a vidya. They suck so bad in the TT. At least since I last checked...

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>>389231815
It's not just kabalites, there's stuff like wracks which look nothing like what they already have.

>>389221087
>>389221749
>>389222208
>>389222674
>>389223583

Aren't the Carcharodons rumored to be the offspring of Night Lords' geneseed? IIRC, their geneseed is one of the purest.

>>389231109
The Incubi look fucking sick
>No updated Mandrakes in games
>No Pain engines in any game

>>389232328
Talos is in DoW

>>389222346

Okay, so what has happened to imply this kind of stuff? I'm only aware the Guilliman is up and running about, but nothing about what he's doing.

>>389231726
New DoW with Skitaari legions when

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>>389232573
Not the new one though

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Having cramp sucks desu.

Fuck you guys, now i have to download and play the games

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>>389219160
EMPEROR PROTECTS

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>>389232959
Theme thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG42F-5AVOE

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>>389233456
post yfw the emperor protects

>>389228016
that is a Land Raider

>>389232668
>hw bought 3
look at this retard

>>389216752
So from what I gather, you NEVER equip a psyker to a unit because he'll drain their morale when he uses skills right?

They're just for finding invisible units and assassinating heroes correct?

I haven't played DOW for a while, which one should I throw back on and play? I could never get on with SS

>>389232871
Absolutely heretical, Nuns with Guns only lust after underage servants

>>389235779
Double heresy. Sisters only lust for the Emperor.

>>389235548
Curse of the Machine spirit is very good. Also I guess you can attach a psyker to prevent your enemy from focusing him.

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We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.

>>389235727
The one I like most is Dark Crusade, I've heard people say Soul Storm is the best but I didn't play it for very long so I can't comment on that.

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>>389236283

In fealty of the god emperor, our undying lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne

I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris

>>389232871
YES

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>>389236343

I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world, and consign a million souls to oblivion.

May imperial justice account in all balance.

The emperor protects.

PROVE THAT YOU PLAY THE TABLETOP AND AREN'T SECONDARY SCUM OR I'LL EXECUTE YOU

>>389219828
I SHOULD INVENT SOME KINDA MACHINE THAT MAKES WALKIN FASTA

>>389217581
Shut up Kitten, what kind of an idiot brings a knife to a gun fight?

>>389236343
>invasion of the giant penises

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>>389236283
>>389236343
>>389236440

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>>389236565

The fuck did you just call the emperor's blessed ships you double heretic.

>>389220707
Why did the emperor have to fuck everything up?

when I was 8 I thought the space marines looked awesome, 10 years later I see the light, elder are the patrician army.

>>389219160
Because by that time the only other Chapter that knows about the Necrons are the Ultramarines, and even the Inq barely knows about them

>>389232280
Nope, their Corax's sons

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>no rpg game where you play as an inquisitor or a rogue trader
why live bros?

>>389216318
EAT PLASMA FIRE!

>>389236938
they have a chimeric seed
they may or may not be part corax, angron and curze

>>389237213
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Carcharodons
You're thinking of the Minotaurs who have a confirmed chimera seed (which in itself is HERESY)

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Some day this will be in the 40k games

Someday

>>389237213
No they don't. They have an unknown seed and they are likely Raven Guard exiles. If you knew your lore, you'd know the Terran Raven Guard were recruited specifically from Asia. What's that? The Carcharodons have Pacific Islanders names, tattoos and shit? You know those people who wielded shark teeth swords and stuff?

The only place less knowledgeable about 40k than /tg/ is fucking /v/.

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One day

One day

>>389236456
My list is Girlyman, Celestine, Apothecary, Librarian, 10 Culexus Assassins, 4 Calldius Assassins and 4 Vindicare Assassins.

>>389237442
>autist takes rumors as gospel and proceedes to base his entire argument on them
wew laddy

>>389237595
Rumours? Horus Heresy Book 2 has Raven Guard from Terra recruited from the Asiatic Dust Bowls. Red Tithe has Carcharodons with Pacific Islander names, tattoos and various motifs along with black eyes and pale skin that Sons of Corax have. Finally, Corax exiled a huge number of his Terran Raven Guard for being unsuitable for his wishes to the edge of the galaxy.

Nothing fucking rumouring about this. This is all facts.

>>389232280
>>389236938
>>389237213
>>389237294
>>389237442
>>389237595
Space Sharks are a successors to Raven Guard and Night Lords.

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>>389237729
you're assuming they're actually recruited from raven guard exiles pre-corax
there's a reason every official info page on them lists the seed as "unknown"

Personal opinions on the musou genre as a whole aside, a collaboration between GW and Koei to make Warriors 40k.
Where you play as a unique class from different factions Space Marines, Tyranids , Eldar, Orks, Chaos, Dark Eldar, Necton etc and the its all about capturing the locations whilst slaughtering the enemy in their hundreds and thousands.
And the blood level is at least equal or above Berserk Musou?

I'd play it.

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>DoW as a series is now dead and buried thanks to a cashgrab
We'll, I actually prefer this outcome to that trash being successful and those fuckers thinking they can get away with it

>>389237791
Except in Red Tithe they fight the Night Lords and there's no sudden realisation that they're totally the same fucking genetic lineage. The fact they're pale and have black eyes puts the genetic idiosyncrasies of them with Raven Guard. End of.

>>389237883
Genetics don't lie. They all have black eyes and grey skin. This is the same shit as people going 'Blood Raven's aren't Thousand Sons successors' despite having a way higher than average librarius, psyker rate and one of the old schools of Prospero was the Corvidae school which students all largely survived the Burning of Prospero. Funny that.

You guys want out right confirmations because you're autistic and can't piece this shit together yourself.

>>389237993
DoW3 was exactly what you fucks wanted, DoW1: 2. You had base building despite it making no sense in the lore. You had resource collection despite it making no sense in the lore. You had build timers, upgrade research and so on, despite making no sense in the lore.

You got EXACTLY what you wanted, yet it was wrong and the best you can come up with is 'M-M-MOBA!' when its' nothing like a MOBA.

>>389220985
I would select any files related to them and hit the big fat delete button that's what I would do yessir

Dow3 any good?

>>389238001
funny you bring up blood ravens and pretend the physical traits of the raven guard and sharks matter when the blood ravens have a canon nigger librarian
the only one in fact for their entire chapter and possibly the only canon one in any space marine chapter

>>389221085
Isn't Inquisitor : Martyr exactly this image?

>>389238061
>yet it was wrong and the best you can come up with is 'M-M-MOBA!' when its' nothing like a MOBA.
Well the multiplayer is

>>389237993
>WAAAH MAKE DOW1 AGAIN
>Okay, here it is
>NO THAT'S WRONG WAAAH MOBA MOBA MOBA WAAAH CASH GRAB

Howling. I could go and count the number of posts in the archive of you fucks demanding base building cause 'DoW2 is shit' and you got exactly that. But oops, it wasn't DoW1 and it didn't make your pee pee tingle like your nostalgia wanted so it's a 'cashgrab'.

>>389238126
It's DoW1, so no.

>>389238153
Not really. Martyr is more like Diablo: 40k Edition

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>>389216318
MAY I BRING HIM GLORY TODAY

>>389238162
No it's absolutely not unless Warcraft 3 is also a MOBA, but who knows how far your logic will get you.
It's shit but for entirely not MOBA related things.

>>389238187
Cool starwman, bro. I loved both Dow1 and Dow 2.

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>>389235779
>>389235960
Sisters are just mere mortals, try to forgive their earthly desires.

>>389238187
Oh it's you again. Don't blame DoW 1 fans for the pile of goat shit that is DoW 3.

>>389238061
>>389238187
>>389238280

you cant really be this retarded, can you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3ZsHGTa0tE

>>389238187
Hi Gorb, still being a turbocuck I see.