Gottfried Ruins Gaming

JUST IN CASE you're not bullshitting, "a bomb". In a monotone voice, in case you didn't play Deus Ex.

SEEMS LIKE MY ADVICE HAD NO EFFECT


SUFFER LIKE G DID?

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world... So wake up Mr Freeman, wake up and smell the ashes."

>>389212539
I'm in charge. This whole operation depends on me. No Fantastic, no power. Got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good.

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Going to go take a shower. Be right back anons.

>>389212678
I've previously dubbed this entire scene, actually.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1FjDFqwhNKg

>>389212750
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0JNFSj3XwkE

>>389213016
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jBdVbAn3q0

>>389213091
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14rEGEqPxYo

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>>389213510

I'm back. I know I said it was a short round but this is ridiculous!

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>Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA. Through speech, music, literature and movies... what we've seen, heard, felt... anger, joy and sorrow... these are the things I will pass on. That's what I live for. We need to pass the torch, and let our children read our messy and sad history by its light. We have all the magic of the digital age to do that with. The human race will probably come to an end some time, and new species may rule over this planet. Earth may not be forever, but we still have the responsibility to leave what traces of life we can. Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing.

So, without further ado, let me make ammends by, what, BLOATING, TO GARGANTUAN SIZE and CRUSHING YOU like the insignifigant bug that you are.

I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

"Piers! Don't do this. Open the door! Goddamn it! Listen to me! We can still both get out of here. There's still time. What are you doing? No. Piers! Don't. You can still make it out! Goddamn it, Piers! Noooo! Piers, open the goddamn door. That's an order! Pieeeeeeers!"

God or demon, what am I? It is time for me to choose my path.
By the power of my God Hand, no evil-doer will get past.

Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and shine.

>>389212539
So, am I supposed to read these posts in Godfried's voice? I don't do vocaroo. Either way, I find this post and every other post funny.

And now to stick something so far up my ass and make a reference to an actor or other comedian that nobody gives two shits about.

>>389214872
Is this bait?

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You've given me so much and
I haven't been able to return
a single thing.

That's why I want you to live
for yourself now.
Do what's best for you, James.

James...

You made me happy.

Dad was such a drag. Every day he'd eat the same kind of food, dress the same, sit in front of the same kind of games... Yeah, he was just that kind of guy. But then one day, he goes and kills us all! He couldn't even be original about the way he did it. I'm not complaining... I was dying of boredom anyway, But guess what? I will be coming back, and I'm bringing my new toys with me

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Good requests thus far, anons. I'll be tapping out fairly soon, so I'll only do a handful more tonight.

>>389214161
Damn good pick, anon. Can someone provide me with the piano track of this scene?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ilMrmIHkDw

>>389214174
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRg2wxwCcp

>>389214435
https://vocaroo.com/i/s081F8Zx6KAH

>>389214646
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1zqDceKcIbc

>>389214706
https://vocaroo.com/i/s06Ho3wSMXYn

>>389214848
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XTBdAk69nu

>>389215127
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hil4InSyoV

>>389215265
>now thats erotic

Im fucking dying here
10/10

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>>389215265
You're a champ[.

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>>389215265
>now that's erotic

>>389212539

GRAMPS LEARN TO AIM YOU WEEB , HOOOOLYYY FUUUUCK !

>>389215265
aced it

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. That's good. You'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose.

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On your feet soldier! We are leaving!

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>>389215265
Great job, Gottfriedanon.

>>389215265
Perfect

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>>389212539
>"You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your world will burn until its surface is but glass! And not even your Demon will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Journey. For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I...I am their instrument!"

They played us like a damn fiddle

Welcome to the coalition JC, I might as well start using coke.

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>>389215265
An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

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>>389215618
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnoesY4E3U

>>389215673
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hGoffsqZ3h

>>389215926
CHECK THOSE CORNERS. Captain Price is a fucking legend.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QQfsGgkmVw
This was honestly a great game. I had no real interest in military shooters until I played it, and thanks to my friends I actually stuck with it until Black Ops.

>>389216152
I'm taking note of this one for the future. Won't record it tonight because it deserves special treatment. Thanks for your understanding.

>>389216184
Robin Atkins Downes got cucked out of coming back for No More Heroes, and while I want to hear him in it the dude should agree to a paycut.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYYNYxAHx5

>>389216317
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kWgq0tToRO

>>389216508
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0an7zwHCQ6P

Do some skeletor shit, otherwise do this
I stood silent when they got Danganronpa 1, 2, 3, Ultra Girls
I stood silent when they got Ni No Kuni 2
I stood silent when they got Dark Souls 1, 2, 3
I stood silent when they got Nier Automata
I stood silent when they got Deadly Premonition
I stood silent when they got GTA V
I stood silent when they got Dragon's Dogma
I stood silent when they got Zero Escape 1, 2, 3
I stood silent when they got Tales of Berseria
I stood silent when they got Neptunia series
I stood silent when they got Atelier series
I stood silent when they got Resident Evil 7
I stood silent when they got Disgaea 1, 2
I stood silent when they got Dragon Quest series
I stood silent when they got Tekken 7
I stood silent when they got a ps3/wii u emulator and play Persona 5/Zelda Breath of the Wild
I stood silent when they got countless other console exclusives
I stood silent when they got Bayonetta
I stood silent when they got Ace Combat 7
I stood silent when they got Guilty Gear R
I stood silent when they got Blaz Blue
I stood silent when they got Marvel vs Capcom
I stood silent when they got Injustice
I stood silent when they got MK 9
I stood silent when they got SF V
I stood silent when they got Killer Instict
I stood silent when they got Gears of War UE and 4
I stood silent when they got Forza 6 and Horizon 3
I stood silent when they got Fallout Shelter
I stood silent when they got Vanquish
I stood silent when they got Code Vein
I stood silent when they got MGSV
I stood silent when they got Hypderdimension Neptunia 1,2,3 Rebirth 1,2,3, VII
I stood silent when they got Monsterhunter World

I'm not fucking staying silent any longer
Why the FUCK is this shit allowed????

Hopefully you didn't do this one already
"Dear humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

>>389216624
> I actually stuck with it until Black Ops.
Good. COD 4 to BLOPS are all genuinely great games, despite what people usually think.

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!(fable 1)

>>389216650
Fuck off

>>389216624
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QQfsGgkmVw
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYYNYxAHx5
god bless you, Gottfriedanon

You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield.

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>>389216624
>>389215618

Thank you Gottfried

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I don't get how it's possible to be a Gottfriendanon. Like, being a femanon doesn't require presenting ID or anything. People can take you at your word. But I don't think a Gottfriedanon CAN be anon.

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>>389216624
I AM THE BUG INSIDE YOU, I HAVE YOUR BACK AGAINST THE WALL, ONE MORE GOD REJECTED

This might be pushing it, spoiler for FFXIII:

I am fal'Cie. My name is Barthandelus. Voice of the Sanctum and Lord-Sovereign of the Cocoon fal'Cie.

>We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the Vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over...

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>>389216624
>Won't record it tonight because it deserves special treatment. Thanks for your understanding.

no problem, Gottfried-senpai.

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>>389212539
You're wrong. I know now, without a doubt, Kingdom Hearts... is light!

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>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIGHT

>>389217831
Not him but he already did that. https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LYrXkKjmwE

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>>389216650
What the fucking fuck are you even talking about? I'm happy that more people get to play these games.

>>389216693
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1c2KlssmRuR

>>389216754
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IWsXaaLhpu

>>389217153
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XdQzsQwnb4

>>389217202
I am an anonymous person who uses the visage of Gottfriedanon for the sake of identification exclusively within the thread.

>>389217398
Do me a solid and send me a link to the scene for reference. It's been years since I played the Halo titles, and I honestly miss the fun of them. I'll never own the Xbox One. I would appreciate a PC port of the MCC as my 360 was fucking stolen back in 2013.

>>389217535
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1MrnFS4gFDn

Also a bonus version, since this scene never left my head for how Ace Attorney Turnabout it was for no apparent reason. Why was it light? Why did Ansem think it was Darkness?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bcAtD33MN1

>>389217831
I've had this requested more than any other line if I include when I used to do this thread two years ago. Thankfully, anon has provided it. >>389217972

My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

>>389218374
Been there done that.

>>389218110
Flatout, not Burnout
You a top notch nigga nonetheless

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>>389218110
thanks gottfried
also I like your Phoenix Wright impression

>>389218110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1No_Oo8f8

starts at 7:24

Hi there. Will you please sign this petition?
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Look, just sign this petition. I got stuff to do.
Sheeit.
Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and murder your dog.
Thanks.
You thought you weren't going to die today. Surprise!

>>389212539

Gottfriedanon, do you do actual voicework?

I've just started trying to do some VO work an am putting together a home studio, any advice? Already stole adobe audition and am playing with it to learn, if I can actually make a few bucks I'll buy it.

"I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for ya? It's gonna to be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass. Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whaddaya say bro, join me: let's see how far we can take this. And for you out there holding the Wii Remote right now? Just press the A button... Let the bloodshed begin!"

Hey, babe. My name is Larry *snicker* Larry Laffer. What's your sign?

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I sometimes wonder if success is mass fame or a just a handful of people that will keep up with your content even if you just post on /v/ with something to make them smile. I kind of prefer this setting.


Also, in response to my own thread, here's one for people who have COMPLEX motives.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vT1WuwEwtr

>>389218521
Thank anon, though I was more just reading the line. I have a different voice for Phoenix. I love games like Ace Attorney.

>>389218598
Thanks you. Hopefully I'll be able to get around to this one someday. Long ago I did the "Giving the Covenant Back Their Bomb" scene.

Looking at how this scene is structured, I might pick a different scene from Halo altogether, so lemme know if there are some others you really like.

>>389218505
Thanks for the correction. I remember thinking that I wanted that game exclusively for the ragdoll drivers when I saw the commercials, but not enough to get it.

>>389218651
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbhemHyI42

>>389219423
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANON I WAS DEBATING DOING SOME TRAVIS AND THEN YOU COME IN HERE LAST MINUTE... MY ONLY RESPONSE TO YOU IS:
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CmLTlMxhBp

Also here's your request. Sort of.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iZ0llYuGjc

>>389219268
I want to. I've yet to get any gigs outside of small projects. I need better equipment. I've never even used Audition.

You're a hero, Gottfriedanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iXa5v6BHTY

>>389219667

For VO work, I've had good advice that some sites like Voice123 or bodalgo, while pay to enter, are good sources. Keep at it anon, we'll make it someday...

>>389219667
That's amazing.
Think you can do one more?
"Everybody deals with grief differently, right? Some people fuck at funerals... I cut off heads."

>>389219667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZidKAUg_n4

starts at :57

>>389219667
Production Major here, Audition is fairly easy to learn but in my experience, Audacity is a decent compromise if you're strapped for cash.

Best of luck getting some work, man! What kind of work are you wanting to get into the most?

>>389219760
This is pretty damn good.

>>389219904
My hope is to just keep making content and one day, it being the reason I make it. Never give up!

>>389219951
Of course, my man.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vtztjQtVbF
BONUS
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfRENpcafA

>>389220023
Truth be told I want to work in cartoons and videogames most. Being a voice actor, specifically, has been my dream since I was as young as 4 and I was so concerned about job security in Uni that instead of pursuing theater I went for a degree in something more traditional. I have a full time job, but I know that the truth is I want to be a voice actor and entertainer for a living. It brings me a sense of satisfaction and happiness to know I delivered a line right or to see a rewarding reaction my performance evoked.

Even though I can't see the faces of people in these threads, the positive remarks make my night.

>>389219992
I shortened it to one line.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0em7x0VlUfS

"Have you ever seen the true face of God, Exile?
and then an energetic 'SHRINK NOT FROM GOD'

>>389220567
I'm the one who posted the Immortals Cage trailer. Guess you'll do that later?

>>389220567

Do you happen to be near Atlanta?

>>389220567
Thanks my man, excited to see what lines I can snag for the third game for next time.

I always do these longer than anticipated because it's such fun. That's why I'm sure that being an actor is what I want to do.

>>389220823
Honestly I probably won't at all. It'd help if you posted the script but I really would rather just leave it as it is.

>>389220692
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZCDJNaBYf0

>>389220861
I certainly can be. Much closer to Atlanta than NY, LA and the like. Plus, I'll be at AWA at the end of this month. I've enjoyed visiting there each trip and would have a place to stay if I needed to go. Why do you ask?

Radovid sucks flacid cock.

>>389221117
Damn. I couldn't find a written up script in such short notice & I didn't want to shorten it since the whole script for the video was so damn good. I totally understand though. Keep up the good work.

Things seem to be slowed down for the night.

Feel free to add me on discord. Gottfriedanon#8437.

>>389221117

https://www.neighborhoodstudioatlanta.com/

>>389219268 here - I've done the workshop here and he had great advice. I'm doing his VO training cycles and have gotten a lot of good advice. If you are serious about getting in voice acting he'd be a great contact to have. not sure if the site actually has his name but look up Bob Carter, he did the voice of Shao Khan in Mortal Kombat: https://youtu.be/TIedeDxh_Ww?t=4m32s

MAN FILTH!

Richter: Die monster. You don’t belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand I was once again given flesh. I was brought here by humans who wished to be me tribute!
Richter: Tribute!? You steal men’s souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions…
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

>>389221779

Didn't realize I said the same sentence twice - booze is a hell of a drug

>>389221990
Done in one of my previous threads. I'll look for the link.

>>389221117
I love you anon

>>389222378
Anon... I...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1RCFLQGsleu

...Ness...
.....Ness...
I'm h...a...p...p...y...
It's not right... not... right...
I feel g...o...o...d....
I feel g...o...o...d...
I'm h...a...p...p...y...
...friends...
Ahh, Grr, Ohhh...
I'm h...a...p...p...y...
Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness...
Arrgh! Yaagh!...
It hurts, Ness...
Arrgh! Yaagh!...
It's not right... not right... not right...
Ahh, Grr, Ohhh...
Ness!
Ness!
Ness!
...go...b...a...c...k....
Ness!
Ahh, Grr, Ohhh...
I feel g...o...o...d...

>>389221990
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJ7u4Z4EeL

>>389222606
I don't have it in me to do Gigyas Gottfried so I decided to take a stab at just reading it normally. After listening to it, I know how I'd make some changes, but I figured I'd let you hear my first take.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0642Hou33nq

>>389222924
Thank you anon.

>>389223179
Sounds pretty good for a first take.
Bless ya anon.

>>389212539

Do Dracula Gottfried

>>389223352
>>389223179

>>389223352

See https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJ7u4Z4EeL

>>389223179
Sounds erotic

>>389223435

I want to fuck your big droopy tits

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>>389212539
>>389213510
>>389215265

This is the greatest fucking thing ever, can you say "Cole stop playing Borderlands you piece of shit" for me?

CHAOS CONTROL

>>389223491
Well, the Gigyas scene is supposedly based on a rape sequence Itoi saw as a kid, so I've heard.

>>389223518
I'm honored anon. I need to get a pair first, though.

>>389223550
Sorry /mu/ this is a vidya thread. You're cool by me, though.

>>389223573
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0B783HUCNUk

>>389223624
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKw0a7WFdl

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You may need a glass of water for this one, but you're doing god's work. I don't blame you if you skip this one.

>This Count... I feel as if I'm looking at my future self.
>Mega bucks, big-ass house, fast cars, dining in style with a world class chef and a trusted nutritionist counting every calorie!
>A team of hot Yoga instructors to keep me in shape... Nurses, to attend to my body... Maids and loyal servants at my beck and call...
>On the weekends, ten babes knocking on my door every two hours...
>Every day full of exitement and luxury, that'd be the life!
>Everything in its right place, it's the perfect life, it's the life of winners!
>That'll be my life!
>I thirst for selflessness, hypocrites lusting for their own desire to get killed by young rookies like me!
>This is how it goes down... And for the old killers? They'll croak anyway.
>I guess you could call this a "Comedy".
>I realize there's really nothing here for me. But what else CAN I do but keep going?
>Maybe I should've been a little more careful before I jumped in... Gotta find the exit... Gotta find that exit, to Paradise! But I can't see it... I can't see anything!
>There's this sense of doom running down my spine like it's... Like it's trying to suck the life out of me! I need to get rid of it, before I bail...
>Something deeper, somethng deeper then my instincts is taunting me!
>Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit... Can't find the exit...

>>389223741
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0B783HUCNUk

AHAHAHAHA THE BORDERLANDS, HOLY FUCK THANK YOU SO MUCH

LOOK AT ALL THESE PRESENTS

https://youtu.be/GuZ2EwbxCZc?t=4s

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>>389223741

>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKw0a7WFdl

You're the coolest poster on 4chan tonight.

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>>389224040
I think I can help you out...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s08dcSAILtDC

>>389224139
I accidentally got cut on the edge of reading his lines.

>>389223864
I think this one is worthy of being the grand finale. Thank you, anon.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s151oQ5xJkhd

I'm so happy that No More Heroes is relevant again.

It's 2AM and I'm probably pushing my luck before I get a knock on my door, so I'll just be hanging out here for a bit to chat until I go for the night. Thank you everyone! You may still leave requests but they might not be fulfilled, so sorry in advance.

Once again, I can be found on Discord at Gottfriedanon#8437.

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>>389224603

You're a fucking hero. You should try this on /co/ sometime. Those guys would suck your dick dry.

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Say "Degenerates like you belong on a cross"

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>>389224915
>>389224915
I'm a hero? What do you mean anon? I thought there were No More Heroes.

>You should try this on /co/ sometime
Not a bad idea. Still, I love vidya most of all, which is why I do it for /v/. But maybe sometime doing it for /co/ wouldn't be so bad.

It doesn't pay the bills but at least it makes people smile. That demon that beckons me to shill is not quite as fierce as the demon of gambling that Kaiji warned me about, but it still crosses my mind from time to time.

>>389224918
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EdWZ4YAngj

>>389225194

>No More Heroes fan and Kaiji fan
>Can do Gilbert Gottfried impressions

You're too good for just /v/.

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>>389225343
>>389225343
T-thank you, anon!
Truth be told, I feel like if you know about those titles you should like them. They're good in their own right. Taste shouldn't be a factor.

That said, my all time favorite game is MGS3, so judge how you will.

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>>389218110
>I am an anonymous person who uses the visage of Gottfriedanon for the sake of identification exclusively within the thread.
Cool.

As I am now, I consider myself nothing more than a vessel.
A vessel for the hopes of those abandoned in shitposting, and for the ideals of Moot that will light all our path to freedom.
So if that's what the people desire, then Gottfriedanon is who I will be.
And that is the reason why I wear this Name and use this voice.

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>>389226031
>I came here to laugh at you
I should hope so. That's the entire point of the thread.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NF4PENgmLP

Oh my god JC, a bomb!

>>389226432
Thank you based Gottfriedanon!

I love that you're my partner in crime

As long as you're my partner in time

>>389226432
>>389227216
Forgot to reply to you specifically

Do these.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s18FPbRruFBe

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDRAJYusWN

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1wXsD76CBXh

https://vocaroo.com/i/s17UfUn6FZ2e

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0z8pOYGyafZ

Not vidya, but another obligatory memorable quote that need the gottfried touch.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0CEfw0yg4mM

>>389226593

I won't be doing any more tonight, but for the next thread, I'll give you feedback. Let's see... in sequence...

Did this previously in another thread.

Did a variation of this as well in a previous thread

That's new. I can't understand it.

Have yet to do this one from Portal.

I can do this one too, sometime.

Not vidya indeed.

A general note for all of them: Don't post the clip without the script. Make my life easier.

My bad. I mean to respond to >>389227505 with my last post.

Goodnight, /v/.