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What should we have gotten instead of this?

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What should we have gotten instead of this?
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Anything, really.
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The ability to exclude tags from steam store search results.
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>>389202889
laid
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>>389202889
Death
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>>389202889
A CS:GO card game
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Half life 3
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I could've gotten a dickslap to the face and that would be better than this shit.
Steam is a decent store platform but as a games company Valve is a fucking joke.
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>>389202936
fpbp
Though, even nothing would have been better.
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>>389202972
SPBP
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Team Fortress 3:Overwatch edition.
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A new IP that doesn't scream "fuck you Blizzard reeeeeeeeee"
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Lets not interfere with valve's creative process. We get what we deserve, we aren't entitled for anything else.
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It's not HL3, so it's good
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I would rather have nothing.
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>>389203305
>>389203404
*downvotes you both*
heh... nothin' personnel..
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>>389203527
This. Making artifact just makes sense from a business standpoint. So many fucking cucks on this board think they can tell Valve how to run their wildly successful business.
>WAAAAH WAAAH WHERES HALF LIFE 3
Fucking pathetic.
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>>389203982
+1 upboat (liked)
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>>389203982
>being a bootlicker and a coporate cuck
Capitalists, everyone
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
VALVE STOP MAKING A GAME I PERSONALLY DO NOT LIKE
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>389202972
Yeah, fuck shopping at a store that's impossible to find anything.
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>>389203527
>>389203982
>>389204101
>start a game series people invest money in expecting to see the end
>NOPE HERES A SHITTY CARD GAME
>"Well I guess I have no right to complain even though I paid money for all these HL-related products expecting to witness the end of the story one day"
Fucking cucks I swear
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>>389204242

>>start a game series people invest money in expecting to see the end

Valve doesn't owe you anything.

Stop crying you petulant child.
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>>389204242
And more people care about DotA than ever cared about HL. So they make more DotA stuff. Hm yeah that's real hard to understand
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>>389202889
Half Life 3
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>>389204383
Dota is not a game series, its a multiplayer-oriented arena game with 'lore' slapped in for flavor and nothing more. Also, I'm sure most Dota fans give little fuck about another Hearthstone wannabe
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>>389203982
Is me and I have to know,
>>389204101
>>389204365
are you two also falseflagging, or are you being serious?
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>all that money from digital TCG going into HTC VIVE investments

cant wait for affordable and accessible second generation headsets, thanks valve!
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I still don't understand why the internet had a massive aneurysm when that guy posted his fanfiction.
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Portal 3. The only good valve made game.
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>>389203982
God you are so trained.
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>>389204660
>portal
>valve made
Just another idea they bought.
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>>389204623
>fanfiction
>lead writer
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>>389202889
Ricochet 2
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>>389204623
He quit Valve over a year ago, he could have posted it any time.

Yet, he posts it just after the Artifact reveal.

It's almost like they're connected. Hopefully, this activated your almonds.
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>>389204583
No, i'm satirizing the current state of seething HL fanboys. Why are you angry now? Were you angry when they put out other games previously instead of HL2ep3? Where was your impotent rage when they started making l4d games. Or the original dota 2 announcement? People were hyped as shit for those. Just mad that HL2ep3 is still on the shelf. It's quite sad.
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>>389204786
The NDA ran out. That's why he posted it.
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>>389204078
yeah the government should seize valve and make government sanctioned video games
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>>389202889
Think of it this way, would you really want the faggot devs in charge of a fucking card game working on literally anything else?
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>>389205202
Unrelated note, I wouldn't mind someone making a "fucking" card game.
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>>389205053
Those games came out at a time when Valve still looked like a game developer not just a storefront.
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>>389203527
>>389203982
>>389204101
(you)
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>>389204703
lol underrated
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>>389205202
As long they don't make half life 3 I'm fine with whatever they make
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>>389202889
Ricochet 2
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>>389205053
The news about half-life 3/episode 3 not happening came out around the same time we learned about artifact. Now that we know there's never going to be a new half-life, that makes this new cashgrab game seem even worse. I'm sure that if these events happened far apart from each other there would have been backlash for both, but because they are happening around the same time, the backlash is amplified. Personally I wasn't even looking for another half-life game, but I still hate artifact. It's greedy and uninspired.
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>>389205312
Pretty sure furries have made several of those.
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>>389205053
L4D came out in 2008, 9 years ago. L4D2 came out in 2009, 8 years ago. Portal 2 came out in 2011, 6 years ago. CS:GO came out in 2012, 5 years ago. DOTA 2 came out in 2013, 4 years ago.

And now, after a 4 year wait after the last Valve game, and a 10 year wait after the last Half Life, we get that shitty little card game.
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>>389205617
If they did then they're not good enough to even be mentioned.
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>>389204725
that's literally not true. Portal was made in house in like 4 months or some shit. Half-Life, Portal, Ricochet, and the VR shit is valve original, Dota and L4D are just published by Valve.

So yeah, Portal 3 please
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>>389205647
You know nothing of it. But hey it's shitty because it's not that one game. I'm gonna laugh when it turns out it's a good game, people like it, it gets popular. Valve hasn't really ever done "bad" games and there's no reason to expect this to be bad either.
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>>389205685

They didn't buy the idea of portal, they bought the people behind the idea.
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Oh shit, you're actually right, wow, this whole time I thought Portal was Original.

>Portal is Valve's spiritual successor to the freeware game Narbacular Drop, the 2005 independent game released by students of the DigiPen Institute of Technology; the original Narbacular Drop team is now employed at Valve.[28][29] Valve became interested in Narbacular Drop after seeing the game at DigiPen's annual career fair; Robin Walker, one of Valve's developers, saw the game at the fair and later contacted the team providing them with advice and offering to show their game at Valve's offices
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>Dota 2 card game

Portal 2 was bringing some cookies when everyone wanted pizza. But this is like busting out the yugioh cards when everyone has been waiting 5 hours for that pizza you promised.
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>>389202972
Settings
↳ Account
↳View Account Details
↳Preferences
↳Tags to Filter Out

I removed the "Indie" tag and my store got 3,000% better
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>>389205826
I would've just been disappointed if it were a substantial game that looked fun. A cash grab card game built from the ground up to abuse micro transactions like never before is just insulting.
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>>389206034
>food analogy
Really? fucking really son?
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>>389206145
>cash grab card game
You know they didn't make Half Life for charity purposes right?
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>>389206035
You're not understanding. I'm not talking about "featured and recommended". I'm not talking about "discovery queue". I'm talking about the steam store search. Don't believe me? Look for yourself.

Go to the steam store and click All Products.

Then narrow the search results by enabling "Single Player".

Then take a fucking moment to look at the results. Notice something strange?

Do you see multiplayer games? Because I sure as shit do! Want to exclude VR games because you don't have VR hardware? Tough shit. Don't give a fuck about indie games? Fuck you, here they are anyway.

Exclusion is extremely important they still have done nothing about it.
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>>389206524
Are you actually defending artifact?
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My will to live
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>>389206662
I'm arguing that Valve hasn't really made any bad games and that there's no reason to think that Artifact is going to be the start of that.
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>>389206910
>a card game
>good

You are out of your mind.
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>>389206145
>cash grab

There you go, parroting shit you heard on reddit again. You really should stop.

By your defintion, TF2 and Dota 2, their most successful IPs are cash grabs.

Also, 'cash grab' games made by other companies go into their pockets.

Those companies aren't innovators, or have projects like the HTC Vive. The cash their grabbing is going into VR as investments. Valve isn't fucking retarded, children like you are.

But go ahead, make another reply. Copy some youtube comments from the reveal or something.
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>>389207031
>my opinion is objective fact

You have some degree of mental illness. Please, stop posting and seed medical attention.
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Left 4 Dead 3
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>>389206542
have you never done a boolean search in your life or something
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>>389207240
Not him but if you like card games you have a sub-20 IQ
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>>389207382
I told you exactly what you needed to do to see what I'm describing and you won't do it. Why?

Do you think it's better to give customers less options when they're looking for games to buy? What's your fucking rationale here?
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>>389207240
Everyone's point is that literally fucking anything would be better than "Hearthstone: Dota 2 edition"
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>>389207564
>Everyone's

lmao
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>>389207790
"Everyone" being the group of people who are pissed about this game
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>>389202889
bombed by NK.
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>>389202972
also filter out games by price
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The pyro update
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>>389204365

kill you are self
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>>389202889
A new ip or a sequel to portal, l4d , or hl.
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