If I ask nicely, would you buy me Minecraft?

>>389197652
>you must be 18+ to post here

no, get out underage faggot

>>389197652
No, you can try asking reddit though. Just follow the garbage truck when it comes in the morning, it'll lead you to your people.

i got my credit card info stolen once and whoever had it spent several grand at a travel agency, made a dozen < $1 purchases at completely random places, and... bought a copy of minecraft

the bank reversed all the charges and gave me a new CC, but i was inconvenienced for a couple of days

anyway that's my buying a random stranger minecraft story i hope you liked it