You better wake yo ass up mmm hmmm! You wuz dreaming an shit,

Nu-/v/ hasn't played this game, op.

>>389182805
Horrible thread, op.
Anyways whats the best House and why is it Redoran?

forty keks

>>389183130
>M-muh honor!
Fuck off hipster. Hlaalu is the only house that understands the meaning of civility.

>>389182805
fuck the elves

>>389183416
>High ranking members ask you to get nude and do weird shit, including humiliating a pheasant.
They're also into necrophilia, weird shit.

Redoran is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvnO0p9KvU

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The absolute state of the dumbner

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>>389183913

>>389182805
delete this right now

>>389183416
Too bad you're dead.
Faggot.

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>ayo azura open the door gurl
>mmm hmm nerevanig i dont want nothin wit ya broke ass
>BITCH i finna take down this here door
>nah ah nigga you aint even got a damn watch
always comin at the wrong time n shit

>>389183454
ELVES LIVES MATTER

DUNMERS TONGUE MY ANUS

I don't like Dark Elves or MK lore

>>389182805
ayo so u be sayin we wuz chimer n shit ?

>>389183416
>M-muh profits!
Fuck off globalist. House Telvanni is the only house that understands POWER

>>389184467
Had a hearty kek at this.

>>389183130
Telvanni

>>389184625
How are those recreational nukes going

>>389184625
>Virgin Telvanni
Don't you have some khajiit to molest in a mushroom?

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>>389184545
AYO HOL UP
*polishes "spear"*
SO U BE SAYIN
*fucks weird thing*
WE WUZ SOME FINNA
*stabs best friend in the back*
SOME FINNA
*fellates the living heart of a god*
HOL UP HOL UP
*writes gay poetry shipping himself and aforementioned best friend*
SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ
*fucks more weird things*
SOME FINNA
*gives favourite fapping glove to a random outlander*
SOME FINNA CHIMER N SHIEEEEET
*goes to fuck even more weird things and drops a Moon on his own city*

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>>389183416

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>>389184737
>implying I would touch an animal instead of my daughter-wives

>>389185002
>>389183642
>Not doing all your business naked
How else would the other party be able to fully trust that there's no dagger beneath my clothes? It's merely a sign of trust and friendship, not like the animals at Redoran and Telvanni would know what those two things are.

>>389185640
But how would they know that there isn't a dagger hidden up your anus?