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Let's play
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>Describe a video game as badly as you can
you press buttons and stuff happens
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>>389181248
You play as this shy manlet who steals people's souls just to get some pussy
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>>389181248
you play as a fucking uuhhhhhh
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You die
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A hobo chops down a tree.
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>>389181248
you press right to kill yourself
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>>389181296
GTA V
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As bad as I can?

asdfhfsdghagahgeyfgyGAHFGDSFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>389181248
You help a girl commit sudoku at the end.
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>>389181248
This month you'll kill a god.
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>>389181478
damn, you're good
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You're doing a bunch of chores for your bitch wife and almost everyone in town tries to kill you when doing said chores.
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>>389181632
Postal 2
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Idk lol I mean there's like this one guy and he's like all angry because something happened and like uh there's this one evil guy who hates him and like he tries to stop him but then there's this other guy whos all like lol no u suk so they fight for a little bit and he loses so he runs away but before another fight he shows up again and wants to fight again and like this time he's harder but not really and then the game ends and then there's like a movie credits scene with all the creators and then the games over
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Blue man kill evil guy
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major key to success
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>>389181248
you wear sunglasses indoors at night and kill people, or maybe you don't.
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>>389181248

>Let's play

Player Unknown Battlegrounds
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>>389181374
crash
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>>389181425
Dark Souls
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>>389181914
You're good
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Necrololicon and mechs
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>>389181248
A platformer in which you play as an anthropomorphic mammal
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>>389182298
super mario world
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>>389181248
Talking potato adventure
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>>389181248
You're slave and you help other slaves do slave stuff
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>>389181363
Demon's Souls
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Help Silver Surfer get pardoned from prison.
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>>389181248
A trap accidentally works for the Illuminati.
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After killing your father your brother decides to Hold to rich guys hostage and demand money and his your father's corpse. Also they have a really shitty gundam
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>>389181465
Karoshi Suicide Salaryman. Ez.
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Steal stuff as a furry
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>>389182652
warcraft 3
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>>389181248
1.Your master takes you for a bath but you get dissolved in the water, you spend the rest of the game going after him but he runs away through time.

2.You play as a team of fantasy rat catchers, the creators kill your franchise.

3. Two orcs in airplanes destroy a zeppelin, the gnome was actually a dwarf.

>>389182154
Demonbane
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>>389181248
The bad guys are deadly, the good guys absolutely suck.
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>>389182812
X-Com
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Your whole family gangs up on some nerd that doesn't want to go outside.
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>>389182719
The Elder Scrolls as a Khajiit.
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>>389182652
Metal Gear Solid
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>>389182472
No
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>>389182737
nope, not even close.
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this game is dirt
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>>389181490

Destiny?
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>>389182974
Minecraft
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>>389182920
BROOOOOOOOTHERR
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>>389182974
Colin McRae Rally
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It no longer distracts you from the gnawing loneliness and suicidal thoughts you experience every single day
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>>389182719
Sly Racoon.
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>>389182918
Not what i was thinking of

>>389183103
bingo
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>>389181363
Death Note
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ball in a robot
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>>389183061
close
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You are the chosen one who has to stop an ancient evil.
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>>389181763
Mighty No. 9

>>389182298
That one tf/latex/goo fetish game some furry made for his gf. Surprisingly tough to 100%.

>>389182420
Portal 2

>>389182439
Pikmin

>>389182548
Ace Attorney

>>389182719
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
All property is theft.

>>389182812
Luigi's Mansion

>>389182846
Undertale
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Thing go wrong, must leave
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Your some race mixed macguffin sent on a mission to recover a magical being in a snowy shitty coal town. You are also being mind controlled
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>>389181591
Persona?
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>>389181363
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
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there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
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Your character and their group has to kill God with the power of friendship
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>>389182974
DiRT 4
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>>389183264
>>389182439
I was actually thinking of Oddworld but Pikmin also relates
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>>389181248
You um drive on a highway and use people's rear bumpers as a brake.
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>>389183395
JRPG #1233
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>>389183360
tetris
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>>389183360
Arkanoid

>>389183395
Undertale
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>>389183450
burnout
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>>389183328
Works too but I was thinking of Gw2, hence "this month".
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You're dead
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>>389181248
Bing bing Wazoo
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>>389183360
>>389183360

you don't really have a time limit in tetris eh, not what I was thinking of anyway.

new hint: you can win not pressing more than a single button
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>>389183523
No.
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>>389181457
Breath of the Wild

>>389183306
Facade
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>>389181363
shadow of colossus
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>>389181248
>>389181296
>>Describe a video game as badly as you can
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After getting out of jail you have to protect your waifu's daughter from your best friend.
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>>389183595
Ghost Trick
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>>389183506
>>389183639
>>389183360

nope

guess I did an even shittier job of describing than I thought. Have a new hint - you can crouch in the game
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ash man goes to ash tray
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>>389182838
You're winner!
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>>389182298
Wario world
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>>389183861
pokemon
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It's all fiction
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You are the dream of a a dying kid.
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You just want to have a comfy adventure with your new friends, but a rapist ruins everything
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>>389184000
off
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>>389183395
FFXIII. Probably applies to every JRPG for that matter.
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We find an egg in mars and then space niggers come to kill us
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It was all a dream.
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>>389183309
Final Fantasy III
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>>389184152
that's the joke
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>>389184000
Super Mario Bros. 2
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>>389184103
Berserk
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>>389184239
Ding ding!
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>>389181248
A giant mob of people become weapons.
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>>389182776
correct
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Survivor of space-9/11 becomes "terrorist".
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Ouch that water hurt :( let's go kill "family"
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there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
you can win not pressing more than a single button
you can crouch in the game

come on hit me how many more hints do you need

one of the stages is a space station
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>>389182776
>3. Two orcs in airplanes destroy a zeppelin, the gnome was actually a dwarf.
Arcanum.
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Driving simulator in the jungle
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Can choose a half beast, half elf, 4 humans
Gotta rescue a lot of tiny magic creatures.
Gotta slay some huge beasts around the world.
3 main stories.
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>>389184286
No, though I guess that fits well enough
Hint: Freeware RPG
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>>389184532
Farcry 2
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>>389184524
Correct.
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Hmm...i dunno...

You're like, member of a special military unit or something, and you have to fight former members of your unit.

And all the members are named after animals or some shit.
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Playing with a hula hoop goes horribly wrong and drives your girlfriend insane
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You are a doctor sent to a town to deal with a bunch of retards. Go you were sent to talk to died of some disease and his family sends you on a quest to see what the absolute fuck is going on in the town.
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>>389184171
doom 3
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>>389184000
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>>389181465
super mario bros

people make weird faces at you and have down sydrome. the story was written by a 12 year old shemale
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cameraman goes to the mall
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>>389184691
I think it's, like, called metal gear or something?
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>>389184802
Pathologic, of course
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>>389184810
>that comic
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>>389184838
mass effect andromeda
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>>389184810
Yeah. Thought it would be a little more obscure than the others.
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>>389181816
Deus ex
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>>389184861
Dead Rising
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the black guy still dies
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>>389185141
Walking dead season 1
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>>389184504
there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
you can win not pressing more than a single button
you can crouch in the game
one of the stages is a space station
there is a coop mode
it used to feature a german soldier who could stop time but they removed that
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>>389184554

5 more minutes till reveal, cunts
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>>389183861
Dark Souls 3
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>>389185214
Timesplitters?
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dwarfs and shiet
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>>389181248
your fever dream can either kill you or save you
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>>389184901
wrong
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>>389183083
trick question, that's every game
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>>389185312
Bloodborne?
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>>389185307
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Crazy elf got arrested, together with your sister. You need to gather money, to bail her out.
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>>389185494
deadly premonition for xbox 360
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>>389185295
nope
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>>389181248
A Raven deity worshiped long ago by Native Americans mentally torments a troubled teenage girl somewhere in Oregon.
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>>389185264
>>389185123
yes

boy gets sucked into his game console and has to train monsters to defeat a man
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>>389185494
Deadly premonition

you didn't censor it retard
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>>389185494
Halo Reach
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you crash a plane to kill your dad
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Gather crystals to stop warlords.
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>>389185692
Monster Rancher?
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>>389185494
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You save the world with Sean Bean
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>>389183763
Really? Nobody can get this? Here is a hint, You also are an orphan.
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You gotta shoot bullets with bullets.
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>>389181248
Things come to you and do shit with them to win but you cant not do shit with them because you lose but you can sometimes not really do anything with them and it's okay but most of the time you have to do shit with them and then hope for the best but they don't really give a fuck about you so they won't really try to help at all so you're all on your own here.
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>>389186172
Gungeon?
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>>389181248

a manlet who's just trying to kick people out of his house
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okay, one last attempt, because I don't see how nobody guessed it

there is no jump button
pressing right makes you move right sometimes, pressing left makes you move left sometimes
the objective of the game is to win, within a time limit
it can be a really frustrating game
you can win not pressing more than a single button
you can crouch in the game
one of the stages is a space station
there is a coop mode
it used to feature a german soldier who could stop time but they removed that

...it features characters both from street fighter and from tekken
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>>389181248
Pseudo-vampires go out once a month at the dead of night to beat the shit out of each other and/or kill monsters.
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>>389186185
Grand Strategy General?
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A guy who drinks piss goes on an adventure with a robot
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rabbit tells brits to kill foreigners
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You go through the ocean until you fight a big tank
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Some fucking invisibility cloak dinosaur steals the baby you stole, so you have to go find him in some caves and shit. Turns out there's an even badder fucking dinosaur, so you nuke all that shit.
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you write in your diary as you abuse drugs to try and stay sane in a hell dimension caused by the ghost of a retarded child.

>>389186415
Demon's Souls?
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Betrayal, a dead potato or so everyone thinks.
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>>389186608
real life
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>>389186975
Super Metroid?
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You've lost your memory so you team up with other heads of state to set things right.
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>>389187028
Portal 2, right?
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>>389186998
correct, it's demon's souls
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>>389187182
Nope.
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People constantly verbally abuse you for failing while they completely abandon their own responsibilities.
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A slut, a jew, a nigger and Simon from gurren lagann go on a nonsensical quest to kill god
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>>389187091

Ye.
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>>389186576
Nope.

It's a much much simpler game than that.
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You're some asshole wearing a mask getting phone calls by some faggots telling you to brutally murder russians.
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>>389187496
Real life.
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You are the greatest warrior your people have known
You hate the others because they're different
Your boss in the first part is the most villainous looking fucker in the land, also a sociopath
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>>389187496
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>>389188010
Hotline miami.
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You fall. A lot.
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Brown person gets out of jail.
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>>389188224
Cuphead, the Dark Souls of Mario-like games?
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>>389188205
you got it lad.
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>>389188282
The escapist ?
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>>389181248
you jump
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>>389188283
That's the one!
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>>389188406
nope
>>
>>389188282
The Suffering
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>>389188282
GTA:SA?
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>>389188531
incorrect
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It's shit
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You press right and sometimes jump.

The game tends to play itself most of the time.
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A robot kills some girl who cooks for you, so you go to kill him. You end up changing your mind though and go kill God instead. Except you were God and then aren't. So you kill God once you aren't God and become God. But it's all a computer or some shit.
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Ring a ding ding
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>>389187496
Any MMO
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>>389188598
wrong
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>>389188670
ET for the atari?
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>>389188704
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN
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>>389183763
>>389186015
is it Yakuza?
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>>389188282
Dark Souls
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>>389188704
big fish casino
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>>389188670
>>
>>389189074
>not even trying
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>>389181248
You do anything, you make a noise
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>>389185510
Nah. Eternal Sonata.
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you drive a boat in a big sphere
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Consoleshit about spamming dodge and occasionally an attack to defeat meatsponge bosses.
The game has things other than bosses but most of it is trash and not memorable in any way.
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>>389181248
legs and guilt
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>>389188673
Super Mario Maker
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>>389189314
DEJA VU'
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>>389188694
Xenobrade Chronicles
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>>389181248
Some wild animals with horrific defects go off to kill an old man.
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It keeps coming back
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>Adults are so bad lol
>us kids got this :p
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you use weapons to kill things, those things drop weapons that you use to kill things
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>>389189517
p5
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You press X to pay child support.
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>>389189447
Every """"final"""" fantasy.
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>>389189535
warframe
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You and your best friend end up on opposite sides of a war but everything turns out ok.
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>>389189314
Just makes me think of Cry of Fear.
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>>389181248
you're something that does stuff
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No, anon. You are the demons
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>in your adventure you have to go back into space and back in time to defeat an evil wizard who can't die
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>>389181248
Everyone on /v/ hated this game- half a year or more later, after finally playing it, /v/ said it was ok, but still hated it for being goty for so long.
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we're lesbians

u dont have the guts 2 kill me
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The Last of Us?
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>>389181248
An unplanned pregnancy leads to unexpected consequences.
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The combat is wishy washy, the story is shit, the music is polarizing, but it's still a fun game.
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>>389189929
meant to reply to this>>389189828
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>>389189146
I was, you're hollow when you leave the undead prison and when you're hollow you're brownish
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You're kicked out of the country and then you go back but then you fuck up and leave again
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>>389190024
correct.
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Death sound
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gun
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>>389190414
COD
CSGO
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Break out of Jail, Save world from demon, become another demon
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>>389181248
ay yo bruh you get on up in there and you do some real nigga shit y'hear me? dat shit go raw dawg fur real doe dat shit tight as fuck bruh is real good you ain't never seen something this good bruh real talk
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>>389190654
Nada
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>>389190414
>>
>>389190012
Dragons Dogma.
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>>389189834
Life is Strange
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Criminals solve puzzles
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>>389189314
get brouzouf simulator
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has the best psone jrpg ost.
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You are not a subordinate.
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blocky people shoot at other blocky people in a blocky textureless world with the world's shittiest graphics
arcade-ish theme
your grandmothers rig can run this game
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It's about lesbians and alcoholism
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Kill shit and navigate a dark maze really fast to look at pixel tits.
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>>389192813
metroid
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>>389181363
Luigi's mansion
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Get drunk and fight shit
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>>389185907
True Sword & Lots of Magic: Adventure Boy
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Your sadness is a weapon
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>>389194152
The Binding Of Issac.
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>>389192910
>Suggesting Luigi wants to fuck Mario + Mario is a female
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You have phone sex
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I don't have time to explain
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>>389194235
Fuck
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Asshole gets his dad and everyone around him killed except his dog
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>>389181248
WE
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>>389192910
Weegee is no manlet
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>>389194360
There's No Time To Explain
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>>389191498
Chrono Cross

>>389190414
GUN
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>>389181248
Okay, like, so you play as three doctors, but they're not doctors, and you only play as one, and you need to save a town, but you an't, from a plague, which isn't a plague, and you can survive, or you can die, AND IT'S THE COOLEST, MAN!
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>>389194582
nope
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its the one with the fighting and the music and the rival band


You know the ONE
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RAINDROP
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>>389189535
Borderlands
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>>389194975

MEMEDROP
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>>389189296
Super meat boy or the binding of Isaac
Or undertale
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>>389192652
Roblox?
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you spend the entire game trying to make some numbers go up
>>
>>389194297
Firewatch
>>
>>389181248
Incompetent Nerd.
Sleep while world suffers due to my work.
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>>389192754
VA-11 HALL-A
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>>389194817
FF15?
>>389195214
Also Borderlands.
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>doing everything right
>REPORT REPORT REPORT UNINSTALL PLS
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>>389183224
All rpgs ever
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>>389195406
Nope, try again [for the first one]
>>
>>389181248
It's got gay in it
>>
You play with half of yourself for almost a year.
>>
Guy who has amnesia is voiced by David Duchovny.
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>play your favorite character
>devs ban you from competitive
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>>389181248
faggot almost dies in war. finds out hes a robot. And kills some fleshy monster thing. Almost fucks a 'female' robot.
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>>389195738
Can i get a hint?, is it a fighting game?
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You get cucked by your brother.
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>>389195778
its a normie esport
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>>389195737
Are there any autobiographical games about David Duchovny?
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>>389195592
Roblox or minecraft
>>
>>389195737
Area 51?
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>>389195737
The last great console FPS to ever be made before Muh Realism killed the genre completely
>yfw sequel never ever
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>>389195592
Every multiplayer game ever
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Famous 80's movie turned into a game but not really because it's not really using the same characters but it's still the same plot as the movie
>>
>>389195738
Smash bros
>>
You embark on a quest after a minstrel performer kills your waifu
>>
It's-a him
>>
>>389196095
Mario?
>>
>>389196095
New Super Luigi U
>>
>>389196156
He's too slow
>>
>>389195703
Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days ?
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>>389181248
70's sci-fi men shoot at each other
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>>389181248
eat or be eaten
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>>389195890
I honestly wish

>>389195929
Wrong, it's an alright game though[spoiler/]

>>389195940
Correct
>Shame it ended on a cliffhanger
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So you eat a bunch of drugs but things are trying to kill you but they get scared very easily
>>
>>389196156
You're describing Luigi's Mansion with this post right?
>>
>>389195871
Sounds like a MOBA
>>389195896
Wrong
>>389195951
Literally
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>>389181248
You play as more characters this time than one.
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>>389196367

Tokyo Jungle
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>>389196367
Fishy fishy
Or agario
OR
tasty planet
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>>389196491
Sonic 2
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>>389196491
Yakuza 4
>>
You get cucked and die and then your son destroys the empire you built by killing the prince who was born from your wife's incest.
>>
wasted potential
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>>389196801
My birth?
>>
its a "Fighting" game about gay emos faggots
>>
>>389181248
You beat the shit out of your son and your son beats the shit outta you
>>
You must fight the demons. But first, here's a furry with a horsecock. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another.
>>
>>389181248
you're an ordinary guy who gets in a bad situation and has to kill lots of things with questionably high proficiency in firearms for the man he is
>>
Furries fighting crime
>>
Space cat and toaster go on adventures.
>>
>>389196994

Corruption of Champions, also known as Wild Wacky Horsecock Adventure.
>>
Test Tube Baby, Mel Gibson, has to use Star Fox DNA (smuggled in through his stomach) to kill a young Jude Law (going through a "Morgan Fairchild" phase) before he can get Voltron operational so that Law can stop Gibson from allowing The Patriot to be made.
>>
>>389195391
yup
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>>389197056
Silent hill
>>
>>389194297
Yakuza 0
>>
>>389196801
Every single Bethesda game ever, ever.

>>389181248
You're a small man set to conquer the most important continent in this particular setting.
>>
a man with a magic eye captures his siblings, ascends to the throne of god, fights an interdimensional horror, and has sex with a dragon, a zombie, and a cat
>>
>>389181248
you have to follow rules or else you die and the ending revolves around blowing up, a chink, your bros, a douchebag and Bender the robot
>>
>>389197141
Metal Gear Something or other.

Line about The Patriot tipped me off, funny enough
>>
You're like part dragon and shit, and some bird winds up on your dick asap.

Some crazy long haired homo wants to become one with you, fucking creepy.
>>
>>389197056
Silent Hill. RE7's boat section.
>>
Your freed from prison by a mysterious 3rd party and embark on an epic quest to save the world.
>>
>>389197298
Bloodlines
>>
You wear a bird as a backpack. The bird poops eggs at your foes.
>>
Random spic does jobs for people.
>>
you play as god and have to suffer your wrath
>>
Twink with flashlight puts his dick in a machine, some time later he kills a god.
>>
You collect balls of plasma through colourful worlds via examining art
>>
1)
>You find out your girlfriend is a huge bitch
>You find out the super hot girls go for total wimp bitches
>You find out that maid outfits are super hot
>You find out that your [ex]girlfriend's sister is a huge bitch too
>You find out that your [ex]girlfriend is a HUUUUUGE bitch

2)
In just under a month a young teenager learns the importance of cooking, basic trigonometry, and hide and seek.
>>
>>389197580
Banjo Kazooie, ez
>>
>>389197254
>>389197431
I originally intended the half life series and far cry 3 but I guess that works too
>>
Kim Possible with zombies and upskirt shots
>>
>>389197513
Drink Souls

>>389197580
Banjo and kazoople

>>389197608
Asuras rats or God of Warts

>>389197707
Akibas trip?
>>
>>389195154
wrong
>>
>>389181248
stupid idiots waifu dies then he rides multiversal boat into the heart of big meaty boy clan's dyson sphere which ultimately does nothing
>>
Daughter goes through her family history then kills a god.

>>389197695
Portrait of Ruin
>>
>>389197745
Ayy
>>
its a geme wer you heve to shot at pepel wi darker skin then the othe peops who from hambugr land and thje name is wen peopel are mad they do somezinh then foight becaus they are mad an start a >gamena,me< and yoe can mosl kill enemiys withf one shot and thes lazy aim thing in it inside
>>
>>389197831
It is not Akibas trip
>>
>>389197513
Oblivion
>>
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It's a minigame collection with a virtual pet. If it's in a good mood it makes a new game for you. If it's not it gets depressed & doesn't do jack shit. Sometimes a frenchman walks in on your virtual pet & grabs it in the crotch.

Good luck with this one Lads.
>>
>>389197831
third one is wrong, it was Sim City
Why else would you be able summon natural disasters on a specific city?
>>
>>389197828
Lollipop Chainsaw?
>>
>>389198040
>mysterious
>third party
You're sprung by the Emperor.
>>
>>389197925

Eternal Darkness
>>
>>389197951
Ayy
>>
An assholish piece of beef jerky needs to figure out what a bunch of his old plans were in order to learn what his ultimate plan was.
>>
>>389198072
Clever
>>
>>389181248
You walk into town and a girl tells you someone is coming, then you punch them
>>
>>389198139
Correct.

A group of murderous assholes get triggered by laughter.
>>
>>389194383
age of empires
>>
you download and install a bunch of mods but none of it matters because nothing matters
>>
Overrated arcade game from the 80's that has aged poorly and it's shit compared to it's rivals
>>
>>389198475
Gmod or minecraft
>>
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>>389198069

I'll throw you a few more bones. The mini games are based on retro games from the 80's & 90's. also sometimes a dog visits your virtual pet & takes a huge shit in it's living room.

It's fun playing Japan only games. feels like cheating though
>>
>>389198153
planescape torment
>>
You visit the windmill once a week and look forward to Mondays.
>>
>>389198475
L4D?
>>
>>389198656
Bingo. Should've left out "Beef jerky."
>>
>>389198675
Majoras Mask?
>>
memes reloaded
>>
>>389198517
are we talking early 80s or late 80s?
>>
A game /v/ would never play because it involves trying to get the phone numbers ofyour party members.
>>
>>389198069
>>389198581
>>>/a/
>>
>>389198760
Wrong.
>>
>>389198827
1989 to be precise
>>
>>389198806
Borderlands 2
>>
A repairman gets severely inconvenienced.
>>
>>389198912
Golden Axe?
>>
>>389199175
Well done
>>
>>389192234
Metal Gear Solid 3?
>>
>>389199018
Dead Space
>>
>>389199257

Well done.
>>
>>389198946
well that could also be the answer but not what i was thinking
>>
>>389181248
A repetitive game. 4 friends go on a journey together with an annoying fairy to awaken crystals to prevent chaos from befalling a land. first one to guess the correct answer gets a prize
>>
A French lady eventually runs into the plot of Three Kings.
>>
Mario Kart Meets Drugs
>>
Snoop Dogg is the main antagonist
>>
>>389199513
Def Jam Fight for NY
>>
A dentist who takes much more than people's teeth is planning to take over the world, but before you can stop him, you have to solve everyone's personal issues.
>>
>>389199428
A crack of Borderlands!
>>
kill guy in volcano
>>
>>389181248
haha
>>
Your uncle is not kosher.
>>
Black guys hands are all messed up so you have to drive.
>>
>>389199632
FFX
>>
>>389199626
Morrowind
>>
>>389199705
GTA 3, too easy mate
>>
>>389181248
everything is red and falls apart when you hit it.
>>
>>389196332
Anyone gonna reply to this?
>>
>>389199760
Superhot

>>389199564
Right
>>
>>389199513
True Crime: Streets of LA.
>>389199626
Resident Evil 5. Spyro, Ripto's Rage?
>>
Worst offender of game : subtitle
>>
>>389199749
you got it
>>
You attack enemies by painting symbols.
>>
>>389199896
Okami
>>
>>389199896
The Void or Arx Fatalis
>>
>>389199896
Wario: Master of Disguise
>>
>>389199864
Bioshock Infinite?

>>389199896
Epic Mickey?
>>
>>389181632
pac man 2
>>
>>389183761
>ajsdfn23i8jhsfdi 2803yu ri90jhsdoiv 8901230 rumuasd 09u243 0j-0=d9vfm -0=a98d f
ground zeroes?
>>
>>389199436
Sounds like Bravely Default.
>>
>>389199946
You are right with The Void.
>>
>>389183083
it's that why I don't play as much anymore?
>>
You get yourself and your friends back to your original world by destroying the current one, almost everyone on /v/ hates you for this.
>>
>>389199896
okami
>>
>>389199841
That too
>>
A DS game involving a cat and a lot of time travel, but no ghosts
>>
https://youtu.be/UA9k4--5FN4
>>
>>389200056
Yes. Here is your prize; The Bravely Default concert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrIpuaWVAec
>>
The big reveal is that your character is a machine.
>>
>>389188224
The Evil Within
>>
You're so good at video games, you get to travel through time, kill monsters, fuck everyone, and then reset the universe.
>>
>>389200212
VLR
>>
Its a game where you look for things that are buried.
>>
>>389198475
Honey select

Skyrim
>>
>>389200212
Nier
>>
>>389200242
Undertale
>>
>>389200259
Fuck nevermind, that game's a blur to me.
>>
>>389188224
Downwell?
>>
The police are Hellsing
>>
Boy band with swords and a car
>>
This game is infamous for its bad translation when it first came out.
>>
Underrated franchise by Capcom
>>
>>389200423
FF15
>>
Black guy who shoots lots of guns follows a damn train on a motorcycle. Not San Andreas.
>>
>>389181632
No more heroes
>>
>>389200114
Sounds like Final Fantasy Tactics: Advance.
>>389200135
... I'm trying to remember if Time Hollow had a cat. Excellent description though.
>>
>>389200432
Pathologic.
>>
>>389199513
Def Jam: Fight for NY
>>
Time to repost this since no one replied:
70's sci-fi hat men.
>>
>>389200469
Power Stone
>>389200432
Zero Wing
>>
>>389200432
E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
>>
>>389181248
autistic fanboy is tricked into being the boss of his own fan-base, and everyone is in on it
>>
>>389199816
guess that works, actually red faction gurella.
>>
>>389200334
Nope
>>
>>389181248
your stuck in a mental facility with some nightmare shits
>>
>>389196095
Assassin's Creed 2
>>
>>389200621
>Power Stone
>No fucking clue what that game is
> Try again
>>
A girl reads some stories. Except if she reads them wrong the world ends.
>>
>>389200527
Thats is the one I was thinking about.
>>
>>389200432
>[insert Xseed game here]
FFVII?
>>
>>389200259
>>389200320
Nope.
>>
>>389200681
MGS5
>>
>>389200692
Dammit, I kinda figured.
>>
>>389184179
Heart of Darkness
>>
>>389181248
Absolutely no one will get this one.

Your boat goes through a portal. Now your boat has to fight a bunch of other boats, and even some boats that are alive to prevent more war.
>>
A newcomer comes to town to meet the royalty. May or may not start fires.
>>
>>389181541
That walking dead episode
>>
>>389200787

Odin Sphere?
>>
>>389200515
FFTA is correct.
>>
>>389181627
your smile brightened my day
>>
You're a miner droid and nearly all the npcs are voiced by Rob Paulsen
>>
It's all because a rabbit got aroused.
>>
The most important NPC in the game that travels with you is your mother.
>>
you stick balls together.

hint: not the hit title "sticky balls" on gizmondo
>>
>>389182298
sly Cooper duh
>>
>>389201598
Bust a Move?
>>
>>389201127
Correct.
>>389181541
999
>>
>>389196529>>389196549
I know I'm late but pacman?
tasty planet works too
also
>namefagging
>>
Bit.trip runner
>>
>>389201680
Nope, well, probably. You really stick together on this one.
>>
>>389183264
Is there an image like this for other genres of music?
>>
an octogenerian kills everybody because he has no mirrors
>>
>>389200787
Eternal Darkness?
>>
you go to work, and then shit happens.
>>
furry cop simulator with robots
>>
turn based shooty game. the bluest game ever.
>>
>>389202813
"Body"? What "body"?!
>>
>go to work
>ruins someone's lunch
>end of the world
>>
>>389187496
GTA San Andreas
>>
Chair nonexistant
>>
>>389202446
Incorrect, it was Odin Sphere as already guessed by someone else.
>>
>>389181248
You write a book
>>
>>389203070
something you want to tell us?
>>
>>389203812
Alan Wake
>>
>A mailman becomes a god of a desert
>>
Firearms are weaker than melee weapons
>>
>>389204040
Fallout New Vegas
>>
>>389181296

Well, that rules out Super Mario 64.
>>
>>389203963
Nope
>>
>>389204281
BITCH YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>
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>>389181248

A World War 2 vet asks you and your friends to stop a mad scientist king who has stolen the powers of a one eyed man.
>>
you kill niggers
>>
>>389204459
>>>/reddit/
>>
The graphics suck, and the map is so big you'll never manage to cover it all.
>>
>>389181248
You're a teenager with your magical flesh puppets in the space being manipulated by your mysterious adoptive space mom that orders you to commit genocide over species of ugly degenerated clones, greedy space jews, organic and inorganic pestilence, and a bunch of aliens commanded by a boogey man that wants to kill your species of edgy teens that are reaching the adulthood symbolically
>>
you play as a guy named after a rectal disease who pilots a mech and leads a squad of mechs against other mechs in a falseflag war
>>
You are a child having depressed nightmares debating about what to do with their life
>>
You carry so much wheight on your back.
>>
You play as gnomes trying to live underground while consonantly have sex with other gnomes to make more babies that can get murdered by the wild life. Of course its okay since its actually just a movie set.
>>
>>389181248
you are a girl that shoots other girls and evade the other girls shots
>>
You get shot by an orc in a tree.
>>
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ride bike, flick plp off xD
>>
>>389205251
captain toad
>>
Second game is genderbent naruto.
>>
>>389204737
ethnic cleansing, good game.
>>
>>389205547
Not even close.
>>
>>389201419
dishonored, the heart that tells you shit.
>>
You go on a quest of revenge but it was all for nothing and you kill your target anyways because fuck your god.
>>
>>389205251
Nier: Automata?
>>
this thread is fucking shit
why are we here
>>
A man was made into another man who betrayed everyone because his dead master's voice in his head told him to.
>>
>>389205547
>>389205859
La-Mulana, because you need to use a lot of wheights on puzzles.
>>
>Go right
>Get hit
>Don't give a shit because there's fucking health everywhere
>The only challenge is trying to not stop and fuck up

It's a series, not just one game
>>
JoJo's Bizarre adventure: Back to School!
>>
>>389205975
MGSV
>>
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>MCfaggot420 OOC:ICKY OCKY
>>
>>389181296
Heavy Rain
>>
>>389198475
Fallout 4
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