See this, what do?

boil some eggs

>>389180313
Tell her everything's ok and there's something she has to do first

>>389180313

carefully approach her feet, do a quick sniff. If I feel brave, gently lick her soles.

>>389180313
Lowkick

cook some eggs for her to eat when she wakes up.

>>389180313
Make her some eggs. When she wakes up, tell her she doesnt need to tell me what happened but, she does need to eat those eggs.

>>389180313
TF is with the size of her feet!?

>>389180313
Call the authorities, alert them of somebody passed out in public. She ain't my waifu so I'll let them handle it.

>>389180313
Dash in and go for the 50/50 wake-up option.

Hope she has amnesia so I can tell her that I'm her husband and make her my own personal cumdump and raise children together till we grow old.