Anybody play this? How good are you at making others laugh?

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Swery's finally back.

Kind of.

https://www.fig.co/campaigns/the-good-life

>>389162050
>already a day and barely 100k raised
yeah its doomed
also japan's kickstarted games are low effort as fuck and DOA trainwrecks

>play this game
>never go up
>steal jokes to use on dates

I win

>>389162081
translate to spanish pls?

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Hey, great crowd tonight, any religious people here? Any religious people? Oh, right there. Right there. You guys know Jesus Christ, yeah? Jesus Christ! Do you know how he makes tea, by any chance?

He brews it

He brews it

>>389162302
Delete your post again, you have the punchline in it twice!

WHAT'S THE DEAL

WITH HIDEO KOJIMA

>only five bucks
Damnit shills, you win

Hopefully this is as fun as vent trolling years ago. Izalia, where are you buddy?

>>389161320
I'm awful. I mimicked Roger Dangerfield for a bit but I can't come up with jokes on the spot for shit.

>>389162740
*Rodney Dangerfield.

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIGGERS!

How long does it take you to find someone who's just doing it to offend people?

knock knock

>IF ANYBODY INTERRUPTS ME I'LL KILL MYSELF
>start to tell a joke
>someone boos
>stare them down and play a gunshot sound effect
>just stand in silence staring at the person who booed

GROUND
BEEF

I just tell jokes like based Norm 'SPORTS' MacDonald to fuck with people but my go to joke is Sneed's feed and seed, formerly Chuck's

>hey why was six afraid of seven
>because Seven is a GODDAMN FILTHY NIGGER

AND THATS WHEN I SAID

>>389164063
YOU FUCKING KIKE! IT NEVER HAPPENED!

>>389162050
>using fag
It's not getting funded.

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD?

>>389161320
You ever hear of the Chinese Godfather?

He'll make you an offer you wouldn't understand.

>>389161320
Any Catholics in here? Good litlte Catholics?

Hey, how do you get a nun pregnant?

...

Dress her up as an altar boy!

What fucking game guys?

>>389161320
How do you get a gay guy to impregnate your girlfriend?

Have him shit in her cunt.

>>389165189
rip off
>>389165721
i dont get it
>>389165792
not sure if im allowed to laugh
>>389165852
are you even fucking trying?
>>389165880
hahha gross GROSS

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>>389162426
HEY GUYS IT'S TODD HOWARD HERE

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Hey thanks for coming tonight

So I hear some of you like the Nintendo Switch? Some of you even got your Skyrim Collector's Edition pre-ordered already? Nice well done.

So I like Skyrim, not just like, but LOVE and owe my LIFE to Elder Scrolls.

I was on my way back home from GameStop in Detroit with my brand new Elder Scrolls Anthology when all of a sudden a large handsome devil of a dark skinned urban hoodlum pulled a gun out at me.

At first i was worried for my life. He fired and i dropped to the ground in shock. He never took what I had, but when i got back up I felt totally fine.

I opened my bag from GameStop to see that the Elder Scrolls Anthology had saved my life by stopping the bullet.

I was so overjoyed that I went back and bought a second copy as a thank you to Todd Howard for saving my life.

Remember, if you're in a black neighborhood, and a nigger is mugging you, Todd Howard will save you as long as you buy the season pass

Go into the singing rooms.
Had a fucking blast for 3 hours in this full room.
People were really going for it.

What will two lesbians do when they are on their period?

Fingerpaint

>>389162415
'cause we're just gonna kill 'em!

>>389161320
those avatars are so fucking creepy, I don't get why anyone would have this game in their library

>>389166838
What do gays call an upside down stool?

A table for four

is this the most impossible game for autists to play?

>>389166974
I have the body of a 20 year old...

but it's in the fridge

>>389167120
I'd say yes but we'd need to find a normal person first

>>389167157
Why is Virginia Tech so bad at basketball?

They lost their best shooter

>>389167157
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question, they just beat the room for being black.

What do you call a gay guy on rollerskates?

Rollaids

>>389167586
What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?


Hey kid, would you like to buy some candy?

What's the difference between a tramp on a unicycle and a businessman on a bicycle?

Attire.

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>>389167705
Damn it. This got me.

Have you heard about the famous stuntman, Ku Klux Knievel?

He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steamroller!

>>389167586
It's not the same without low testosterone noviscotian dolphin noises.

>>389167686
A priest and a Rabbi walk out of a bar and see a little boy
The priest says: "lets fuck him."
And the Rabbi responds: "Out of what?"

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What game?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

What do you call a Japanese accountant?

A ninjew.

>>389162050
>those rewards
>$34,999
>you can be in the game!
>eat dinner with SWERY in game
This aint making it SWERY's a fucking meme

>>389168530
A moostake

>>389161320
Terrible. Turns out I'm unfunny. Fun to heckle though

>>389162050
>Virus detected
>Phishing website
Fuck that

>>389168530
GROUND

BEEF

What do you call a cat with two nipples?

Salami

>>389169303
i dont get it

>>389162050
>$34,999 reward

Is this for real?

>>389170096
It doesn't even give a reward remotely worth $34,999 either. It's like he's taking the piss outta his backers which never works out well in crowdfunding

>>389162241
Have fun telling your date racist 14-year-old youtube jokes

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>>389170373
>tfw my date is a racist 14 year old

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>>389166321
That pic

>>389161320
what game is this?

>>389162050
How did he even get 150k

I just steal Steven Wrights one liners that do enough comedy damage before the meme ass hecklers can scream me off the stage

>>389171031
I hope you have that monotone down, that's 80% of the act. Unless you're Rodney Dangerfield.

>>389161320
so stephen hawking walks into a bar...
just kidding

>>389163025
what is this meme?

>>389165852
>>389168459
>>389170840
comedy night
say thank you

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>>389172267
thank you

>>389172267
thank you

These fuckers literally took my idea that I had years ago. Too bad I'm not autistic enough to be a game developer

Did anyone recreated this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0

>>389161320
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you've already told her twice

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>>389173764
So today I got fired at the library. It turns out the book about women's rights doesn't belong in the fiction section.

>>389161320
So, I am a filthy casual and only play on console but I wanted to try this. As I don't have any money on Steam I would have to get a card tomorrow but I saw some free DL of this game. Do they actually work or is it just bait? I wouldn't even know how that could work as you apparently need to be connected to steam.

>>389172267
Thank you.

>$1,500,000
I'm pretty sure you could make this game with a third of it, Swery is such a hack/

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Why shouldn't you play UNO with mexicans

Because they steal all the green cards

>>389162426
Best part, I love that guy.

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>>389162415
HE BREWS IT

GARLIC
BREAD

How about a livestream where /v/ plays against itself?

what do you call a weak man grabbing on to something

A cuck-hold

A PIZZA DOESNT SCREAM IN THE OVEN

DUDE NIGGERS LMAO

>>389177453
god damn it I don't know how this got me

>>389176112
Anybody?