Invisibility won

Invisibility was always the best option, flying isn't subtle, you'd be taken away by the government.

>>389144589
some of us don't need to be invisible to see a naked chick

>>389144421
The virgin flight VS THE INVISIBLE CHAD

>>389144638
Yeah that's why we have the internet

>>389144638
You can trespass anywhere in the world, watch anyone in the world naked.

Vs.

Being shot down immediately.

>>389144421
>tfw lost most of my matches
I hate to say it, but I think flight won

>>389144421
Results when?

Playing for invisibility, we were getting our shit pushed in when it was dark out and winning during the day. It was feast or famine out there and I finished roughly even. Had four mirror matches and won those with about 80% turf inked. Those teams *might* have been playing relaxed since those games don't count in the final tally, but I think it's more likely that Team Invisibility was mostly shit.

I only won 60% of my games, but I think the results are rigged. Kept getting matched against teams way above or way below my power level.

>>389146289
Pretty sure this was everybody. The matchmaking in this game is completely fucked. Virtually every game I played was decided 30 seconds in.

>>389145083
Noon

>>389145504
In me ecperience fight won way more. I think I lost only twice to team invis

Splatoon 2 Splatfest. Woomy

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>tfw wanted to play matches with friends
> cant cuz all of them are invisibility cuz muh boob squid

How did Nintendo get away with the new life jacket clothing? It's so revealing I can almost see my squid kid's woomy.
>>389149446
Visually distinct announcers were a mistake.

>>389144421
No way in hell did we win. Solo queue was filled with nothing but retards.

>>389144421
flightcucks BTFO

>>389146289
That's how it always is, i've gotten stuck with a bunch of players under lv.10 while the other team gets 4 players between lv.20 and lv.40. They really need to balance matchmaking.

>>389149446
God forbid they prefer invisibility, amirite?

>>389144421

>ITT insecure splatoon players want to verify their victory to others, even though there have been various threads doing exactly the same shit, people saying "yea x side won for sure", x being whatever fucking side. get a grip you fucking faggots, it's a kid's game.

>>389149110
Your experience means absolutely nothing. I was a ketchupfag and was BTFOing mayofags all day long.

You're delusional if you think one person out of several thousand is making a diff or that you are some sort of bellwether.

>>389150037
Learn how to greentext

>get invisibility
>sneak on any flying aircraft i won
>suddenly have both powers

26 minutes until fly fags cry

>>389150037

t. Highschool "Kid" trying to sound old on the internet

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>Flight
- Cold as fuck
- Hard to breathe
- At the mercy of the weather
- Have to carry whatever it is you're wanting to bring along
- Probably end up taking an anti-aircraft round straight up your asshole because you went into restricted airspace without knowing

>Invisibility
- instant personal stripper harem consisting of literally every woman on the planet when they change clothes or take a shower
- enter forbidden spaces with impunity
- the whole world is your ATM and you can help yourself to whatever, whenever
- Make people lose their grip on reality or think shit is haunted
- Pretty much get away with everything you could possibly imagine, legal or otherwise
- Limitless ways to generate limitless wealth

>>389149982
You sound like a dick. You should applogize

>>389144421
thanks doc

>>389150037
lurk moar faggot

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>Retards who literally chose the pussy choice between fight-or-flight.
>Winning a fight.

Thanks for the seashells, cowards.

>>389150473
Nah

>>389144421
7/10, made me check, can't wait to laugh at you when the results come in

Results in 8min?

>>389144421
>profreshional
>lose constantly on glowfly and griller waves
>always have top power eggs
they really need to introduce an actual "im not shit" rank. this is getting ridiculous

>>389146453
>>389146289
This is most likely due to the fact that you had idiots on your team that took short range weapons for the Splatfest.

>>389150430
>Flight
>Have to limit it to make invisibility sound good
>Invisibility
>You can do whatever you want! Well...except anything you couldn't do before.

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INVISICHADS CHECK IN

>>389152304
Is that vore

FLIGHT WON

INVISIKEKS DESTROYED

>>389144421
INVISIFAG BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ONCE MORE. MUST BE NICE BEING POPULAR WHILE YOU GET ABSOLUTELY ASSRAPED IN SOLO AND TEAMS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

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AHAHAHA
YOU FAGGOTS GOT PLAYED FOR FOOLS

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING NOT AGAIN

>>389144421
PEARL WINS AGAIN AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>389144421
GET FUCKED INVISIBORTIONS

>>389144421
>Marina trying so hard to insult Pearl
>Pearl keeps throwin it back
>"Betcha wish you were invisible now, huh?"
HAHA INVISIFAGS

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>>389144421
AND RACK UP ANOTHER WIN FOR BEST GIRL PEARL!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

INHALES

BAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA

This thread is made of Invisible pervert desperation!

RESULTS ARE IN AND WE WIN!

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING KIDDIE LOVING PERVERT INVISIBLE HOMOS!

FUCK ALL INVISIBILITY BETAS
FLIGHT CHADS RULE THE DAY ONCE AGAIN

>>389152561
POST SCREENSHOTS

>>389152583

HAVEN'T SEEN SOMEONE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT THAT BADLY SINCE HIROSHIMA

>>389145504
>Marina will never sit her balls on your face

end it all

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>>389144421
>WRITE RAPS? NA, THESE RHYMES COME STRAIGHT OF THE DOME!

Pearl confimed for Original Gangsta with the freestyles to back it up!

Who /hasn'twonasplatfest/ here? I'm having a suicide meet up at my house

>>389144421
Literally the only people who pick invisibility are fucking perverts, which is the main demographic of this game so that makes sense. Literally the only reason you would want invisibility is to sneak around. Gee I wonder what happens next???

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POST THEM AND LAUGH AT INVISIKEKS
>tfw only got to champ because I thought the Splatfest would go on for a bit longer and I could play more later

POST NA RESULTS

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>invisifags

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>>389144421

>BAHAHAH! I bet you wish you were invisible right now,huh?!

Bruh............
Pearl is just too RAW

WHO CREAM/MAYO/FLIGHT?

shit is rigged.

I had fucking throwers that made alt accounts named you lose then squidbagged the spawn and had to fight my own team a bunch of times. Fucking autistic lolicons can't play fair.

>>389152789
>he's on 4chan
>he's not a pervert

FUCK PEARL AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Results

Popularity - Invisible 51-49
Solo - Flight 55 - 45
Team Flight 52 -48

FLIGHT WINS
2-1

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>10% difference in solo queue

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT INVISIBETAS, HOW CAN YOU EXPLAIN YOURSELVES?

TOO BUSY "INKING YOUR SPAWN" BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID TO CONFRONT ANYONE?

LE FUCKING L

>"I bet you wish you were invisible right now, huh?"

PEARL STOP, SHE'S ALREADY DEAD
ABSOLUTE SAVAGERY

That's the closest popularity score I've seen in a Splatfest.

Team Flight was 2% off from a total sweep.

>>389152908
I didn't play solo.

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I told you Pearlfags, a 51% difference only matters when it YOUR side that has it.

Where's that fucker who was arguing with me about 51% difference doesn't count because he lost, I know you're here.

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>tfw invisibortions tried to think their cowardice ability would prevail against the FREEDOM and GLORY of flight

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we did it, /pol/.

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>>389152624

Only rural and suburban retards voted for Flight.

City people voted Invisibility.

>>389152901
Seems to be the same anytime. Marina wins popularity with a variable margin (this time smaller than usual because flight is probably more popular in reality) but loses the games.

>>389153025

IF IT AIN'T WHITE AND FLIGHT, IT AIN'T RIGHT

>>389152968
That's how bad invisibility is.

Even Marina Faygos couldn't stick by her.

>>389153036
>not playing as a girl

What are you, gay?

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Invisbetas already have the power of invisibility to the opposite sex.

>>389149446
serves these faggots right.

So are Marinafags just retarded or something cause I don't think I ever want to pick her side ever again after losing 2 in a row.

>MFW
>have a friend who still has won a single splatfest since the original

Man I should use him for bets.

>Invisible cucks
>Too beta to be seen in public; have to hide constantly and jerk off in the corner
>Flight chads
>Superior alphas who want to be proudly seen representing the best girl in Splatoon 2

HOW WILL MARINA EVER RECOVER?

>>389152897
Muder isn't legal, Pearlie.

>>389151930
Collecting golden eggs is just as important, at least until the quota is filled.

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>>389153180

Splatfests historically have had the least popular team do better barring a handful of exceptions.

The less popular choice has less kids on it, and thus a higher average skill level. As long as that keeps being Marina, she's unlikely to win.

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>Still haven't won a splatfest

Next time I'm just flipping a coin.

>>389152823
Holla atcha boi, battin 1000

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>>389144421
Yeah flying is nice and all but being invisible is basically being god.
>kill anyone you want
>steal anything you want
>rape anyone you want
>no consequences

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Pearl was just too fly, invisifags couldn't handle it.

>>389153340
Why do invisiblefags always have such evil intentions?

Flight is superior for airsex

>>389153340
>>steal anything you want

Except victory in the Splatfest.

>>389153340
>Invisfags think this
You know, there is something called DNA and fingerprints fag.

>>389144421
>mfw marinafags keep getting charity popular vote and still can't win a SINGLE fight category

>>389153180
Seems like after that debacle with how slanted the Splatfest rest was in Marina:s favor, people spoiling for a fight with the opposite team opted for Pearl's side. Even if they're outnumbered, they'll fight tooth and nail for the win. Mirror matches were perhaps the only thing keeping Marina's team from losing the solo/team scores by later margins

>>389153424
Not about intention it's just valuing super powers. Flying will get you caught and experimented on in the long term anyway.
>>389153480
Yeah enjoy using useless DNA for someone who cannot be seen lmao

>>389152901
That was expected. Flight team seems to have the majority of the higher level players on their side for some reason. Although I am surprised that Invisible won the popular vote.

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>>389153326
its what you get for being a flipflopping faglord

>>389153432
>i also have seen my super ex girlfriend

>>389153449

Hey man they totally secretly won.

It was just all their victories were invisible so they couldn't be counted properly.

>>389153180
I don't give a fuck what the choices are from here on out, I'm picking Pearl from here on out. Yesterday was complete suffering.

>>389151930
Because I'm always guarding the third egg that drops after a boss is killed, and occasionally another boss like the cooking pot tower or the flyfish, or steel eel will appear whilst I'm guarding it.

>>389153432
You'd either have to lift them for however long you can last, or learn to whilst face-up so you can be cowgirl'd, depending on how your flight works my be impossible

>>389153449
Oooohhhhhhh!

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>Off the hook reveal
>Thought Pearl was ok
>Now my favourite Splatoon character
Feels good

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>Invisifags legitimately thought they'd be able to surpass flight fags when they legitimately picked invisibility

People who pick invisibility aren't quite good at confrontations, that's why they prefer to commit crimes without consequences.

GET DUNKED AND FACE THE CONSEQUENCES NOW BITCHES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B8U3a2PXNc

separating solo and teams is stupid. it should be total % coverage

>>389153530

At 49 and 51 popularity percent there probably weren't that many mirror matches.

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>55/45% Solo queue wins for flight
EXPLAIN THIS INVISBILITYFAGS

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>>389153432
this

>>389153294
>golden eggs just as important
important, sure, but not as. you NEED to kill enemies and you'll lose more often from not killing fast enough than by not getting enough eggs. dont be a shitter

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get fucked op

>>389153596
I have no clue what that is, I got it from furry porn myself.

>>389152612
>tfw I love Pearl's kid bod though

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In hindsight, were people using the Ink Jet on Team Invisible blatant hypocrites?

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>>389153046
Wonder why yall lost the election

>>389153180
Marina is the popular choice due to waifu-ism. Pearl gets fewer retards resulting in a higher chance of winning. There are rare times when the popular vote also wins the battles, though.

>>389153698
But I don't wanna commit felonies, I wanna be the invisible hero! But I assume others don't feel the same way, especially executing people in secret and becoming 'the blood ghost'.

>>389153661
>im always guarding the third egg
stop doing this, not collecting that egg will almost never be the reason you've lost a game, but you not helping definitely will be

What happened to all the invisiblefags? They're rather quiet.

>>389153889
People are going to Pearl due to waifuism. Just not the casuals.

>>389144687
Opposite actually. Only virgins would choose invisibility because of insecurities, weakness and sexual frustration.

Chad can already achieve anything with invisibility because of his superior social skills and good looks. He doesn't need to creep because the girls come to him for sex.

Flight is an ability that will only increase the magnificence of Chad.

Flightfags were literally making new accounts and joining invisibility just to disconnect or play like shit so the team lost. Fucking pathetic

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>>389153962

They're sulking in the corners of their rooms with a sheet on themselves pretending to be invisible.

>>389154015
>b-but we were sabotaged! it's not our fault!

You guys were fucking shit in Turf War, my dude. Git gud for the next Splatfest.

>>389154015
>anon loses
>yeah but if X was Y then Z and we woulda won
don't be that kid from elementary school

>>389154002
Nigga, I prefer Marina but I pick the choice I actually wanna pick. Only dumbasses side with their dick.

>>389153340
You are small-time.
>Not using flight to cheat your way into professional basketball with mad dunks and "hops" you shouldn't have otherwise
>Not ruining he lives of flat earthers by flying around the planet
>Not becoming the greatest skateborder alive or some shit
You people have such limited imaginations. Can you think of some other applications of invisibility that literally everyone hasn't already thought of?

>>389153340
>Have to stick guns and money up your ass

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>>389154015

the invisible virgin vs the flying chad

>>389153839
Rom-com feat. Uma Thurman from Kill Bill

>>389153768
That's a heroic amount of dedication displayed there

>>389153596
It's also in So Long and thanks for all the fish

>>389153923
Then come back for the damn egg

Invisibility only has degenerate uses
Flight would be way more useful, not to glide around like an idiot but just in case you happen to fall from a height, you can simply cushion your landing. It wouldn't scream "I have superpowers" as long as you don't overuse them. Invisibility would be way less useful in the modern age since we use DNA and fingerprints etc to detect people.

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>>389154015

>>389154084
>people go aerospray because it turfs BRO
>get matched into shifty station which is guaranteed loss depending on how many close range weapons you have
its so funny to see people without critical thinking skills just try to blindly follow some meta

>>389153862
>tfw doing my best AA gun impression with the Rapid Blaster

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you faggots had that same excuse last splatfest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg

>>389153326
>Choosing your beliefs based on wanting to win.

Is your soul really only worth 3 Snails?

>>389154115
Nah, I'm not saying you're a casual. Just that casuals who ARE going to pick with their dick will always select Marina.

>>389154015

Not as pathetic as when Ketchup players would legitimately pick Mayo just to sabotage Team Mayo itself.

>Flight was definitely more popular in NA
>Invisibility wins popularity when combined with Europe
Tells you a lot about Europe

I kinda wish they told us individual region stats too, though the salt might be too much if the results differed

>>389154151
>come back for the egg
I CANT IM DOING ACTUAL WORK

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>>389144421

>>389154084
Funny I had so many level 1-3 fags on my invisibility teams with starter head/shoe gear who did nothing the whole round. But hey, enjoy your 'victory'

>>389154306
Shows how well that worked, too. They got fucking obliterated.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2Qk__cNMk

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF INVISIKEKS RN

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>>389154015
I saw aerosprays on invis nearly every game, you have no excuse for being this fucking bad

>>389153279
not until the murder vs. self defense splatfest atleast

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>>389154015

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>>389154370

HAHAHAHA MARINAFAGS B T F O

IT'S TRUMP/CLINTON ALL OVER AGAIN.

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>>389154370
Holy fuck that denial. If we're going with anecdotal "evidence", I've had plenty of matches as team flight where we had one or two teammates not doing shit. By that logic, flight should've lost.

>>389154532
>politics
get go and stay go

>tfw invisible lost because some players took the idea too far and didn't show up for matches

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And then they say Switch is not only for manchildren.

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>Won Japan testfire, the EU one and the NA one, NA Mayo/Ketchup, and NA Flight/Invisibility
5 in a row.

>>389153520
Its BECAUSE the system is broken.
Marina gets way more mirrors that dont count so the result is that pearl gets alot of undeserved victories you dumb fuck.

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>invisibetas

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>>389154732
49 vs 51 barely causes any mirror matches.

>>389154732
I have gotten 10 or so mirrors on flight

>>389154732
>muh popular vote

>>389154015
>Flightfags were literally making new accounts and joining invisibility just to disconnect or play like shit so the team lost. Fucking pathetic

Of course we were. I picked Pearl, ranked up to King, then jumped on my 3 low level Marina accounts and idled until I lost 20 times each, while shitposting on /v/. You'd be a fool not to do the same, since all the contrian kiddies picked Pearl as the least popular choice.

WHITE POWER

>>389154732
>i got a freebie win but the system is still broken because I LOST
everyone point and laugh

>>389150150
>anon said something happened in his experience
>I say the other thing happened in my experience
>now I'm delusional
just stop breathing you fat fuck do you even know how conversations work

>>389153520
You should never choose the popular side. It will always lose, that's how the system works.

I'm honestly damn the fuck glad all the invisifags lost, you fuckers are degenerates and straight up evil to the highest degree. Every single 'benefit' listed for invisibility was either extreme perversion or selfishness, while flight actually lets you do things you aren't physically capable of doing already. And no, restricted airspace isn't ten fucking feet above the ground every other acre and you're retarded if you think you could fly in the fucking stratosphere where being cold would even matter.

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>>389144421
Invisifags on suicide watch

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>>389154732
>he thinks the underdog has undeserved victories
>when both teams have exactly the same amount of matches that matter regardless of mirrors

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>>389154732
>Using this excuse when the popular vote was 51-49 and there were barely any mirror fights and you fags got destroyed 55/45 solo wins

>>389144421
HAHAHHAHA INVISIBILITY IS NOW PROSECUTED BY LAW! HAHAHAHAH BTFO

>>389153862
There were a lot of hiding flightfags too.

Clearly the true power everyone wanted was invisible flight.

>Thought Flight would be more popular since it's a better power
>Thought Invisibility would win because of the kind of people that picked it
>Invisibility was more popular
>Flight won significantly more matches
What the fuck happened? I went Flight and won 80% of my matches, and most of those losses were mirror matches. Did a bunch of shitters choose Invisibility because they wanted easy snails and/or octotits?

>>389154732
>51 vs 49 for popular vote
>BUT MUH MIRROR MATCHES THO

You are one salty ass fucking bitch.

>>389154838
>take one for the team and don't even make flight account
>join as invisichad and sabotage dozens upon dozens of games
oh wait that was just the average shit invisifag lol

>>389144421
As if

>>389154732

>49% vs 51%
>Way more mirrors

I actually had a Team Flight Vs. Team Flight mirror yesterday. 2% difference is nothing.

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>tfw was on invisible
>can't really be mad because my friend was on flight
Congrats, flightbros!

>>389154064
Thanks doc

>>389155051
You guys did good as well, for the matches I played. Lots of close calls.

>>389144421
Thanks for the extra shells invisifags.

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING /V/ TOLD ME BEFORE THE GAME CAME OUT MARINA WAS GOING TO WIN EVERY TIME

I'm surprised the battle difference was so high, as I was won so much more as an invisifag than as a ketchupcbro

>>389155170
Why would you listen to /v/, we're always wrong.

>>389154825
2 regions with seperate match pools were combined for the results. NA had lots of flight mirror. PAL had invisibility mirrors.

>>389155118
It's true. Most of my matches were really close, too. It was the most fun I had during a Splatfest in a long time.

>Every splat fest just happens to be really close

Yeah, this shit isn't rigged

>>389155241
I'm European and had flight mirrors, so stop being salty already.

>>389144421
Honestly this splatfest was kind of a bait and switch. Normally with a splatfest you want to go with great turf weapons but those are usually low range. The thing is, this splatfest HEAVILY favored long range weapons like the jet or dualie squelchers. My only losses came from teams that had a charger or a jet squelcher, any other guns and they simply couldn't catch up to or hit me. And I'm mediocre at best, so I doubt my personal skill was a determining factor.

>>389155170
That was done under the old system where vote had a larger basis on the final results, rather than it being divided into three separate battles.
They'd be wrong anyway, you just need to look at ninjas vs barbarians for proof

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Holy shit, thank goodness I don't play this game. You people are worse than both dotards and lolfags combined, you're just pure cancer without a trace of sportsmanship. Both sides are pathetic as fuck. I would hate playing with any of you in a real competitive game.

>>389155241
I played flight NA and got to King and only had 2 mirror games.

>>389155273
>10% difference
>really close
What?

>>389155030
Okay so say we have okay say we got 400 people on flight and 600 on invis. Only that number is a huge amount of more mirrors on team invis than flight you giant tard.

Go on Team Invisible. Post your "Good Game" messages.

>>389155340
The rivalry disappears in like a week, and it's mostly done in jest

>>389155003
>>>389154838 (You)
>>take one for the team and don't even make flight account
>>join as invisichad and sabotage dozens upon dozens of games
>oh wait that was just the average shit invisifag lol

I got what I wanted. I don't give a shit
>>389155170
>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING /V/ TOLD ME BEFORE THE GAME CAME OUT MARINA WAS GOING TO WIN EVERY TIME

This is exactly why /v/ is making sure based White germlin keeps beating the octoniggers. /pol/ always wins motherfuckers.

>>389155324
>Use Aerospray which is known to have shit range
>Win most of my matches against weapons with longer range
Nah man, you're just shit.

>>389155170
/v/ is quite literally always wrong

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HOLY SHIT

>>389155192
>I'm surprised the battle difference was so high, as I was won so much more
I'm surprised that you're at least 18 and think your personal win/loss ratio was representative of your side as a whole

>>389155273
>10% difference is close
The absolute state of invisibility.

Invisibility won?
Huh. Guess I picked the wrong side.

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>>389155340
>Being mad at people for having fun

>>389155447
MARINA ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>389152237
Limit it how?
I don't know if you've ever looked at a flight map but planes are everywhere, and there are no signs attached to propellers to tell you that you're entering a country's airspace. Plus as soon as anyone with a long zoom camera takes a picture you're the most famous person on earth, with all the pleasures and perils that would bring.
Flight is only good if you have other superpowers to supplement it, but if you have those it is far and away the best.
Invisibility alone can be fun, and won't get you immediately fucked over.

>>389155486
Lolno they didn't.

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>>389154732
>Complains about the system being broken instead of taking it like a man and accepting your loss while striving to do your best next time

Is this the absolute state of Marina fans? Not even striving to protect their waifu and tastes better? All because they think popularity will warrant them a easy win?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I feel bad for Marina for the mere fact she's stuck with people like you.

>>389155340
>he can't handle a little bantz

>>389155447

Wow, Pearl, I thought owning niggers was illegal.

>>389155273
>lose solo by 10 (TEN) percent
>"guys it was totally close"

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>my squid is on the loser side again

I'm so sorry.

>>389155449
Not because of that, but because the teams felt more even, there were a few where we got stomped, but overall it felt like the teams I was on were far more competent this time around

>>389155423
>Nah man you're just shit
It's an objective observation. Huge sight lines, barely any cover, almost no elevated positions of attack. I'm glad you got some kills but you have no idea what my previous response was even talking about. Are you ok?

>>389154989
All the kids picked invisibility because of their dick

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>tfw you lose 3 consecutive splatfests

>>389144421
thanks doc

>>389155447
Pearl is so perfect

>>389144421
Flight won

>>389155654
kill me, pete

>>389155340
>being unable to discern when people are joking around and having fun
Genuine autism.

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>>389155590
heh

>>389155654
kill me, pete

>>389155628
Dude. You played maybe what 50 matches, if I'm being generous? Do you have any idea how little that actually matters? I get that you had a different Splatfest experience compared to last time, but this is not how numbers work.

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>10% difference in solo wins
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>>389155654
I know that feel
Kill me, Pete

>>389155340
>All these tards falling for obvious invisifaggot propaganda
go splat your ink zone bitch

>>389155534
You don't have to fly up next to airplanes. And what makes you think being able to fly wouldn't be a common occurrence in a world where you could fly? It seems like the only defense against flight is if you're the only person flying. If you consider that everyone made the same choice, there would be just as many invisible creeps roaming around as there would be people flying. Invisiblefags think they're special, but once you introduce others their entire argument goes out the window (along with the people that can fly).

>>389155504
this one always gets me

>>389154989
As usual most thirsty shithead children that don't know how to play the game picked Marina's choice. I think from now on I'm just gonna pick Pearl's team, no matter what the option is.

>tfw you got away with rigging another splatfest just for the shitstorn.

>>389155902
>numerous invisichads
What smells like ass? There must be some invisicucks around here.

>>389154732
Now you sound like DSP.

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>>389153180
You fucking bandwagoners are going to drive pearl into the ground. Stay in your containment slut please shitter.

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>Expecting Invisibility to win when those were the average results
lmaoing @ your life, fags

>>389155624
Stop letting him down, anon.

>>389155902
the other argument is air pressure, and freezing temperatures

>>389156063
So don't fly that high, you baka.

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>>389156027
Marina fan here. Only gonna join Pearl's team from now on.

>>389155340
this is the kind of person that complains about "toxic" communities that ruined pc shooters' online because he literally couldn't handle a little trashtalk

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>plaza was filled with posts from pokefuckers during the first half
>flight had more furposts overall than invis
:>invis gets fucking destroyed
really makes ya ink

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>>389156185
This is the way to go. If Marina wins, your waifu is happy. If Pearl wins, you get shells. We can't lose!

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>>389156185
Thanks, now we'll also win the popularity votes. :)

>>389156063
It's less than a 1 degree celsius drop per 100 meters, that's nothing.

>>389156131
>This is what Daedalusfags actually believe

>>389156264
I haven't see a single furry recently myself, deso.
They got reported to shit.

>>389156320
Fine by me. I just want shells. I'll gladly abandon my waifu for a better chance at winning virtual items.

>>389156352
Is the trans meme shit gone too?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>389156464
no their autism has subsided too but I'm sure a new thing will come up

Flying is probably the way to go.
I don't know how much of a monster I would become with invisibility, but that power would corrupt me so.

>>389156320
>pearl is going to completely dominate the next splatfest
PearlxMarina femdom doujin soon my friends.

>>389156464
>meme
it's been gone for a while, but the furries aren't going anywhere

>>389156464
>Saw an invisibility post about a trans lesbian furry on my plaza
You tell me.

>>389153480
you wouldn't be able to see their DNA anon.

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>>389155361
>>389155461
>>389155621
Proof Pearlfags are retarded? 55-45 means you won by 5% because each is 5 away from 50.

>>389155564
In Splatoon 1, Marie lost SIX TIMES IN A ROW. Guess how many times were because she won the popular vote? FIVE TIMES. Face it, if you win the popular vote in NA, you are almost guaranteed to lose.

>>389156348
Daddy D listened to his own advice though, you're better off saying Icarus instead.

>>389156597
the "furries" on invisibility were nothing more than pretenders, Squidcoon was a falseflag, and we all went team flight

I just want to see Marina happy :(

>>389155170
>thinking a nigger stood a chance

>>389156670
Yeah, and each being 5% away makes 10. Are (You) retarded?

>>389156670
>invisifags literally cannot into mathematics

>>389156697
>why cant you move on anon
>no id rather make excuses for why i lost a video game waifu contest

>>389156670
>Being THIS SALTY
Holy shit

>>389156804
That picture he used is from an episode of Looney Tunes where Bugs just constantly "shitposts" Fudd. So no, it appears (You) might be retarded.

>>389153324
>The ninjas versus pirates splatfest
Absolute slaughter

>>389156804
You won 5% more matches. That's all. Not 10%! You can't just take 5% out of thin air (which is what Pearl won), you have to take it away from the other team's 50.
Example:
50-50
49-51
48-52
47-53
46-54
45-55

>>389152471
I love Lugia

>>389156464
Quick, what's the next annoying meme we can force?

>>389144421
Flight is useless without super strength and durability

I can't wait to see the endless shit talk when marinafags finally win another splatfest as they completely ignore how hard they've gotten their ass handed to them

>>389156670
>niggers are stupid and can't into math

>>389157041
Converting to Islam. Use that anime chibi muslim girl

criminals BTFO

>>389156998
Want some fries with this salt?

>>389152304
Faggot shit.

>>389157159
>The testfire was a fluke because everyone could only play for hour hours and the win percentages couldn't even out
>Marina will always be more popular
Imagine the salt if Marina ends up being so popular that she literally never wins a Splatfest.

Invisible fags need to off them selves

Must be pathetic to know how terrible they are

>>389150430

Invisifag here, but if you're trying to insert realism on one side, you have to insert realism to both sides. If light is passing through your body, it also passes through your eyes, so you essentially become blind whenver you trigger invisibilty. Also, you need to get naked to truly become invisible. Also, if you're robbing stuff, you need to eat it or shove it up your ass to fully hide whatever you're stealing.

>>389157284
Just so a Marina themed splatfest
Do you want to:
>One in the pink
Or
>Two in the ink
That way, no matter who loses, Marina wins.

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>>389157190
That could actually work

I didn't think flight would win since I was paired with retards and lost 30 seconds in every battle with enemies spawncamping
What happened

>>389157284
You need to heavily skew the choices to much that it would make you look like a monster for choosing Marina like say Kittens vs. Child Rapists.

Maybe then Marina would lose the popular vote and end up winning the Splatfest.

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>45% Win Percentage

I'm shocked we even got above 40%. All my teammates were literally retarded. I even spent one match squidbagging in base for over two minutes and purposely leading Tenta Missles to my team and still led my team in points.

I ended up saying fuck it half way through and went melee range Goo Tuber until I hit queen.

>>389157415
If I had any drawing talent whatsoever I'd be spamming the shit out of this

If I jerk off would my cum be invisible too?
That kinda defeats the purpose of jerking off and cumming on faces in public.

Reminder that there were invisfags so insecure and assblasted that they made a shitty virgin vs chad meme to try to justify their awful taste.

Now invisible chucks are weeping as they jerk it to ntr

What a trash people

>>389157465
>Child Rapists
>Wins Popular vote
fucking neckbeards

>>389157542
No need, the furry bullshit was started by one guy writing "No more furries". Just write an anti-Islam post and the drawfags with flock to counter you

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REMINDER THAT PEARL IS 2-0

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>Winning at the cost of being a colossal faggot who chooses flight because he take so much dick in the ass that his prolapsed anus makes it painful to sit in an airplane seat and he has no choice but to become a literal fairy instead of just a gay "fairy"

Anyone who wants victory that badly rightfully deserves it. You Flightfags truly fought from the soul, and will honor your victory by helping find a doctor who will let you use your extra snails for AIDS treatment.

>>389157418
Literally every match of mine was me racing to the enemy side of the field and those idiots were ALWAYS, ALWAYS still meticulously inking their spawn.

>>389157598
>Talk big about all the girls they're gonna rape
>In reality they'd just sit there and watch so they wouldn't give themselves away
>Meanwhile any guy that could fly would be a pussy magnet
Oh my god, they are literal cuckolds aren't they?

>>389157763
look i dont like what you're saying but i see a pearl, i give a (You)

>>389153180
Maybe you just suck?
Stay on your side and save pearl from your disgrace.

>>389157738
Ideally, I'd want to do both

Why is Pearl such a bully?

>>389157739
HAHAHA HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN SHIT FOR ONCE YOU FUCKING BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>389156670
>This is your brain on Marina

>>389157975
Nigga, Marina is the main bully (at least in English for whatever reason).

>>389157975
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL MARINA

>>389157763
Sorry anon but real life isn't the autistic fantasies that you jack off to.

>>389158107
>This is Marina on your dick
>also imagine there's a sweet lewd pic of fucking marina attached to this post

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>>389157975
>marinafags have lost all their sanity to the point where they think Pearl is the bully

>Early on people hate on Marina for ragging on Pearl in stage selection quotes
>Complaining is so much that they change her dialogue to be less negative
>Each Splatfest win Pearl has shown her true colors as a bitch-midget and made Marina feel like shit

What did they mean by this?

The propaganda has been so on point from both sides, good shit talking lads, enjoyable as fuck.

>>389158250
Shut up faggot

yahahaa my team has won evert single splatfest
>cake btfo
>ketchup btfo
>invis btfo

>>389154084

but the main point is marina was the popular vote, so there were mirror matches

>>389158348
love you

>>389157798
The Invisible Virgin vs The Flight Chad when?

>>389158136
>>389158138
>>389158228
Marina is nice and has friendly bants. Pearl is a mean bitch.

>>389158417
If you really loved me you'd let me cum inside

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You better watch out next Spletfest you bunch of oyster waste fucks!

>>389158232
It's tease the bully when you dominate them.

>>389158518
Pff yeah right.

>>389158528
b-b-but that's lewd anon

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>>389158250

Splatfest salt is my favorite part of Splatoon.

>>389158385
Regardless of how many people were on each team, at the end of the day, they fought the same number of matches against each other, and the worst people on the least popular team fought someone from the other in every match they played.

>>389158518
Marina is mean and spiteful. It's amazing people actually like her after all the shit she spews. Pearl is in the right when she teases her back after Marina can't back up her bullying antics.

>>389153340
>go invisible
>police go to track you down
>they use infrared vision

WOOWAHAAHH

>>389158545
That seems backwards.

>>389157798

>Meanwhile any guy that could fly would be a pussy magnet

>Girls will rush to fuck a guy who flies through the air under his own effort rather than flying 1st class

Just like how they ignore guys with nice cars to fuck the ones that have to walk because they don't own transportation?

>>389158740

Look up the original image.

>>389158669
Whatever, it's not like you can get buttpregnant you bitch

>>389158232
The rich always win

>>389158707

Hell they don't even need infared vision, any dog would be able to find him by smell.

>leave the house of your oneitis after a vigorous fapping session watching her get railed in the ceiling by a flightchad
>forget to turn off invisibility
>get run over by a car that didn't see you coming
Epic, invisicucks. Just epic.

>>389158696
>Marina is mean and spiteful
I mean, they've confirmed they read from a script and very rarely go off of it. Not only that, but people tease their friends all the time.

In conclusion, you're a faggot here's some dick

>>389158839
>any dog
Have you smelled the average /v/irgin? Dogs are unneccessary

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>>389158804
BUT THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG!

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>>389158867

Really it comes down to specifics that aren't mentioned.

How fast can you fly?
Are you still at the mercy of inertia and the force of gravity?
Can you fly in any direction or just the one you're facing?
Is there momentum?

Can you see while you're invisible?
Do you have to be nude, do you project a field of invisibility around you, or is there some conceptual force at play which renders your clothing and objects you hold invisible so long as they're on your person?
Can you still be picked up by your heat signature or air pressure visual detection?
Are you immune to radiation?

>>389158926
>they've confirmed they read from a script and very rarely go off of it
proofs?

>>389158545
That splatfest would tear /v/ apart.

>>389158804
>The less popular but more financially well off option wins

*insert Trump joke here*

>>389159005

Yeah I realized that after I had posted it.

>>389159035
If you really wanted to split /v/ apart it would have to be Feet vs. Thighs.

>>389159005
What are you doing smelling /v/irgins?

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>>389159026
This should give you most answers. Yes it's official.

>>389159027
youll have to find somewhere people dump screens of off the hook bants cuz i dont have it

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>>389154732
>Lose by 10%
>Muh mirror matches