>timed missions

>yfw he's still alive

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>>389136783
>escort missions

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>protect the McGuffin from waves of enemies missions

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>>389137289
>timed escort missions

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>Talking about Judy

>>389137216
In my heart and mind :(

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>>389137289
>it's a tail mission

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>>389137418
>timed underwater escort missions

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>the entire game is timed

>>389137432
>/tv/posting outside of your containment board

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>Mission is an 8 line poem

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>entire game has a time limit

>>389137570
Fuck you, the original Prince of Persia was great.

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>escort mission
>you are the escortee

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>>389136783
I like timed mission

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>>389137550
>timed underwater escort missions where the game takes away your inventory

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>>389137289
>it's an escort mission
>on ffxiv
>/beckon
>/beckon
>/beckon
>you are too far away to beckon
>/beckon
>/beckon

>>389137869
Unironically loved that Harrison Jones shit in WoW (WotLK and Cata)
Delayed me dropping Cata for 1 week dropped it after 2

>4chan kids would have hated David Bowie during his best years because he was a "SJW"

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>>389138328

>>389138002
They are ok to help build tension, however the time given has to be extremely lenient.

Like you have to of screwed up majorly to fuck up the mission kind of thing.

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>>389138113
>STEALTH timed underwater escort missions where the game takes away your inventory

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>>389137328
>Mcguffin gets wounded but doesn't die
>You can easily pick them back up after killing the enemies

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>timed prison levels

>>389138392
He's right you know

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>>389138512
>STEALTH timed underwater sewer escort missions where the game takes away your inventory

>>389138392
It's true though. David Bowie put pressure on MTV to play more work by black musicians. How well do you think 4chan's enlightened redpillers would have taken that?

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>>389136783
>Timed destruction mission
>Be given giant mech with which to complete the task.

>>389138704
Named me 2 (two) games that do this

>>389138392
Reminder that 99% of the time, posts that are called "bait" are just posts Anon wants to be in denial about

>>389138392
It's not bait, it's true.

Do you know where the reaction image from OP comes from? Do you know what he's reacting at?

/pol/tards would lose their shit if they found out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZGiVzIr8Qg

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>>389138685
>>389138749
>>389138936
>>389139014
>It's not bait, it's true.
Those are not mutually exclusive, you know.

>>389136783
The Crew had some of the most retarded timers in missions.
>Hey, man let's have a ride around town
>BETTER GET TO THE CHECKPOINTS FAST MOTHERFUCKER

>>389137328
>That estate mission in MW2 on veteran
It was hell

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>it's a game

>>389138465
I find the best reason for having a timed mission/game is when you want to have a meaningful choice whether to explore and look for resources or advance.
FTL did a similar thing pretty well with the rebel fleet chasing you.

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>>389139014
False. Bowie was a very, very clever man and would have been too insightful to fall for the Marxist Commie gobbledygook they're filling kids heads with now. He was never full blown /pol/ but he would have certainly had a more nuanced point of view of fascism over something like socialism.

>>389138936
Reminder that 99% of posts complaining about SJW are in jest and they do so ironically

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>Fighting game
>Opponent has the life lead
>time's running out
>You have to put the pressure on
>they start turtling and dodging
>you get more desprate
>lose due to time out
That shit is only okay when I DO IT, you fuckers.

>>389139014
Based Bowie

I basically want a game that is just glorified time mission. I want a horror game in unbreathable environment with the protag having a gas mask. You have to find new oxygen packs or you eventually run out of air and die. Running and fighting depletes oxygen faster. Being in the presence of monsters even when sneaking depletes oxygen faster and you can find pills that lower your heartbeat and thus oxygen consumption.

>>389139473
he literally looked like an anime character in 1994

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>timed boss fight
>boss is a health sponge and stunlocks you often

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>set off alarm
>mission failed

>tutorial missions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4

>>389137289

W-Wait, is that...?

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>>389138704
>STEALTH timed underwater sewer escort missions where the game takes away your inventory where you were meant to lose

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>music puzzle

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>>389137289

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>portion of the game where you were meant to lose
>beat it using superb skill
>cutscene kills you anyway as if you didn't do anything

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>>389140931
>defeat hordes of enemies
>thousands fall before you and your blades/guns
>cutscene
>hit in the back of the head once by random minion
>captured

>>389139749
>black wife
>collaborated with black artists
>loved soul music so much he made an album of it
>embraced androgyny and ambiguous sexuality
>fucked anything under the sun male and female
>implying Bowie would have anything in common with /pol/fags

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>>389140836
>you beat it anyway

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>Submerged Castle

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>puzzles in a hack n slash game

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>>389140050
>ugh you just don't get it mom, it's IRONIC!

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>>389141165
>defeat a platoon of mechs using only a rocket launcher
>last three left
>MC gives up

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>>389138328
>not being able to set aside your politics to enjoy something or someone

Truly I pity those that are unable to do this.

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>>389141241
>it unlocks a secret ending, weapon and minigame

>>389138328

They would have loved him because those opinions weren't the majority back then.

"4chan kids" were always contrarian.

>>389136783
>missions that are secretly timed

>>389139749
It's always the people that you used to respect and that are dead that would totally side with you. Unfortunately, all the people you used to respect that are still alive have distanced themselves from you.

You're the problem.

>>389138328
>because he was a "SJW"
David Bowie was an occultist and fascist, he only reeled in his fascist persona because it was pissing off Londoner twats who would later go on to doom their country to dying at the hands of NHS and the EU.

A once great kingdom picked apart by scavengers and guilds.

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>train levels

>>389141640
Then why is the place full of people who literally whiteknight for the president of the united states and his government?
Oh right, it's "the new punk rock" lel

>>389141845
>the NHS killed Britain
The shit that the tories make you absolute fucking idiots swallow is stunning. And still you gulp it down. Don't worry, soon it will be dismantled and sold off and you can enjoy a health system on par with the US.

>>389141956
>Then why is the place full of people who literally whiteknight for the president of the united states and his government?

It's not, the moment Trump won this place has been slowly turning into crazy left wingers that get pissed off at jokes that have been made for years.

Did you see the Assassin's Creed WE WUZ threads?

>>389142167
All that happens in those threads is someone rightly points out that these tired as fuck memes aren't making anyone laugh other than 12 year olds and then 50 "ironic" /pol/kids sperg out about an SJW INVASION for the next 8 hours.

>>389142659

You say that, but I've seen people actually claim they weren't newfags for getting mad at racist jokes because the old 4chan racist jokes were merely pretending to be racist.

>>389142865
They were though.
SHOOP DA WOOP posts were not accompanied by an army of faggots posting "info"graphs telling everyone about the menace of the black man. There were jokes about watermelons and niggers but there wasn't a hardcore "you need to hate blacks or you're an extremist SJW numale cuck" rhetoric backing them up.

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>>389142113

>>389143059

Are you implying the /pol/ posts aren't just bait to fool gullible retards like you?

>>389140931
MW2 No Russian
Makarov shoots you at the back of the ambulance
>already ran off behind a concrete wall
pshhh nothin personnel kid and kills me

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>>389143145
>English
>N
>H
>S
isnt it strange how everything's fucked south of the border but the NHS is doing swimmingly here
hmmmmmmmm

>>389143145
>Suspect means guilty
Nigger this isn't the 16th century get that retarded bullshit outa here. For all you know this is literally fucking nothing and everything is as it should be, just some more rabble rousing to distract from the disaster that is Brexit.

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>>389137641
>Entire game has a time limit
>Entire game is nothing escort missions
>It's one of the best Xbox 360 games

>>389143507
>>Suspect means guilty
Are you retarded? Different kind of suspect; try starting shit when you can actually speak English next time.

>>389143145
>Tabloid garbage

>>389137641
fucking Garfield

>>389143647
>it's tabloid garbage when I don't want it to be true

Guess all those untrained diversity surgeons are doing well, then?

>>389143145
How much of a retard can you be to believe this shit?
This looks like something an idiotic 90 year old woman would believe.
Yes Anon, the NHS has intentionally killed almost 20,000 children and shredded the evidence. And nobody noticed. They can't keep getting away with this!

Once we have a healthcare system like the united states people will stop dying in hospitals. I can't wait!

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>>389143772
Slow it down, kike.

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>>389143742

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>it's a "/v/ pretends to be /pol/ to piss off other people pretending to be offended" thread

>>389143876
>/v/ pretends to be /pol/
You're too new to be posting you little gimp shit

>>389143589
>"Different kind"
No, it's the same kind, the deaths are under suspect/suspicious circumstances, this however means there could simply be a series of administrative errors (I.e bits of information that were left out or simply not documented) and nothing more, rather than that people are dying due to widespread malpractice

>>389144035
>No, it's the same kind, the deaths are under suspect/suspicious circumstances
As opposed to guilty circumstances?

>>389143851
>Media hype garbage
Literally nothing wrong with this except sensationalist bullshit "oh shit the waste they burned was used for something oh ewww"

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>>389143943
>implying
why would /pol/ crossboard here they have their own cesspool to shit into, meanwhile /v/ has always had offtopic shitposters and polposting is the guaranteed replies FOTM

>>389144157
Rewrite your sentence to "literally nothing wrong with burning baby corpses to power a hospital", you coward.

>>389144141
As opposed to incriminating circumstances, Luddite.

>>389144192
/pol/posting has been "fotm" for the past three years you fucking retard

>>389143851
>it's another "read the last paragraph of the article and get the real story instead of a bunch of reactionary bullshit" episode

So the entire article is bullshit and parents all had choices to take care of the remains however they see fit and literally nobody was angry about anything other than people who were mad about something imaginary. Tabloid journalism, everyone.

>>389144210
Okay. There is literally nothing wrong with burning corpses baby or otherwise to heat hospitals.

Feel free to argue otherwise, but care to not sound like some pearl-clutching midwife crying about "muh feels"

>>389144232
Should've said
>Suspect means incriminating
but you didn't because you're a moron.

>>389144210
Yes Anon I agree that dead babies should be preserved forever because they're precious and destroying them in any form is gross and upsetting.

>>389144331
What? Nigger are you actually just not literate at all? In what possible universe does "suspect" mean "incriminating"? What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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>>389143145
>citing the mail

>>389136783
timed missions are patrician-tier game design they're not for plebs.

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>>389144391
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>389143851
Yes??????
Would you rather they just tossed the aborted tissue in a bin? Would you like them handed off to the parish for burial? Why is it a problem that the tissue is getting recycled?

>>389144210
Name a better use for baby corpses. I'll wait

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>thread gets derailed by some faggot bringing up /pol/ out of absolutely fucking nowhere

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>chase scene
>timed
>limited radius around target

>>389144607
Trying to see subhuman britcucks defend using dead babies to heat a building is hysterical.
This is something Africans do because they're a thirdworld shithole.

You mongrels won't be allowed to move here when your country becomes caliphate.

>>389144743
Stemcell research. Oh sorry you only hire niggers are scientists there don't you? They'd just end up eating them and shitting them out into your streets if you didn't burn them up.

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>>389137289
I made a colored version of that if anyone cares

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>>389143772
>This looks like something an idiotic 90 year old woman would believe
That's because it is. The Daily Mail is a fear mongering "remember the good ol' days" paper, unlike The Sun which stretches the truth they're not afraid to outright lie and manipulate facts. Most people with a brain in their skull only touch it for the celebrity shit

>>389144790
I don't understand what else you'd want done with them
It's the same as any tissue that gets disposed of, if you're burning it anyway why waste the energy you can get from it
If I amputate a leg and I have to toss it in the furnace because it's fucked then there's no reason not to use the product of that burning for energy
please explain what you would rather have done with the aborted fetuses

>>389144790
>Not naming a better use
>Just sperging out while clutching your pearls
Wew lad

>>389144861
>wild racist tangent
Touchy subject?

>>389144861
>Dead babies
>Stemcells
American education everyone.

>vidya thread spirals into unrelated /pol/ nonsense
2017 was a mistake.

>>389144790
scared the dead baby ghosts are gonna come for you next, grandad?

>>389144210
yeah let's just waste more landmass making gravesites with fucking nothing in them for some hypothetical baby that never came to be

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>boss asks you who you voted for

>>389144763
>literally every /v/ thread in the last 2 years

>>389138886

1) your
2) mum

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>>389137216
I wish

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>it's a pizza delivery mission

>>389144790
Anon just because we don't listen to screeching feminists on /v/ doesn't mean we side with you pearlclutching christfags.

>>389144969
I care. It's shit.

commaaaandrrrr we gotta move fayst

>>389146589
It's ok, he removed all the clutter in the right and the background at least. The colours are too vibrant though

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>>389147645
>JoJo
>colors are too vibrant

Ok kid. Color isnt needed. Just shows how shit the original shop is, like kek look at that tie

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>weapon durability
>low level cap
>underwater missions

>>389145596
I hate it. I hate this. It makes me so mad. I want to go back.

>>389145778
>they dubbed over Bowie's hilarious accent in the flashback scene
I'm mad