Funniest/favorite dialogue in vidya

>>389129784
The last one is definitely my favorite.

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>>389129784

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>>389129784
I emotionally identify with the bottom one there.

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>>389129784

>>389129784
>New Vegas has good writing

>>389130284

Man fuck Uther.

Arthas didn't have a nice answer, but he at least had an answer, all Uther wanted to do was sit around complaining about how bad things were. He didn't have a solution and his meandering would do nothing but cause more problems.

Arthas got things done and he was 100% in the right, pretty much right up until he had his soul stolen.

>>389131332
I agree, shame that muradin had to die though

>>389129784
>They asked me if I had a degree in theoretical physics
>I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics
>They said "Welcome aboard"
>The guy running this place is FANTASTIC

New Vegas needs Mr Fantastic and Long Dick Johnson as companions.

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>>389129784

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These games have a lot of hilarious writing.

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>>389131037
yes if this was a Bethesda Fallout all of those skill checks would be succesful

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Autism bunny was great.

>>389131478
He didnt die, haven't you played wrath of the lk?

>>389131841
So you fight the good fight with your voice?

>>389131037
>Be idiot that cannot disinfect a wound with a pitiful medical skill
>Can perform surgery and give medical advice if the rng is nice to you

Fallout 3 and 4's "Bethesda quality" skills are the worst.

>>389132194
no I haven't

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>>389132292
>[Intelligence]
This always kills me.

>>389132292
that's pretty deep for bethesda тbh, see: oblivion, fallout 4

>>389132015
Image structure is bad for reading on 4chan

>>389130905
>tfw you have way more luck than int

>>389132292
it's god damn hilarious this would work as a new vegas dialog as well only with [Intelligence 2/5]

>>389133997
>tfw you have maxed intelligence, luck and perception

>>389132231
well one of the dialog options is using bluff to appear like you know what you're doing and blindly stumbling into something resembling an actual cure

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>Whatever. Joshua, put a cap in general goobledigook here

>>389134346
I pick sneering imperialist every single time for that line. Its just too fucking perfect in that context.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s

Perfectly encapsulates how a man would feel when submerged in bullshit.

>>389129784
Just so people know, in fallout: new vegas if your character is "retarded" (which means few or none points in INT) every NPC will talk to you like if you were a literal autist, just did a run with an melee tard and I burst in laugh a couple of times

>>389131037
Obsidian knows how to write idiots.
Bethesda knows how to write like idiots.

>>389134571
huh, i'm surprised neo runescape still manages to utilize the same humor it had 10 years ago

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>>389135196
Isn't it just a couple of lines of dialogue that are changed in NV? All of it is changed in 1 and 2 for low INT, you get one special line of dialogue in 3 and none in 4.

The top one is the only good one.

>>389135428
>Bethesda knows how to write like idiots.
What's worse is actually hearing Emil Pagliarulo speak. Once you do, things start to make sense in all the worst ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi51-wjcwp8

>>389136070
I like the third and fifth ones.

>>389136551
Nah, they're all way too...chirpy? Random? I dunno, they rub me the wrong way.

>>389136598
they're too reddit

>>389129784
I want to go back in time when I still found this stuff funny

>>389136598
I know what you mean, but I wouldn't say that of the third or fifth one. I see what you're saying for the others though.

>>389135815
speaking of fallout 2, im playing right now. where can a found a decent gun?

>>389136758
You don't need a decent gun, you go unarmed instead.

>>389136758
Vault 13

>>389136240
>Keep it simple, stupid
>not Keep it short and simple
I have truly been illuminated

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all of his dialogue

>>389136837
ok thanks.

>Cyrene? How's I supposed to work on dat burny chunk of soot? It ain't like I can hide in da lava! Mork knows, I ain't tryin' DAT trick again.

Say what you will about Retribution, but the Ork campaign was hilarious.

I still haven't played 3. Does it at least have funny ork dialogue?

>>389136758
>Where can I find a decent gun?
Kill the junkie dealer in the Den. Nobody cares and he's easy as fuck to provoke into a fight.

>>389136802
>unarmed
It's almost unfair the amount of bonuses you can get with it.

>>389137089
what you will about Retribution, but the Ork campaign was hilarious.

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>>389138363
I was wondering, is this dialogue actually in Fallout 1? I have played it and I tried to adjust my stats in such a way that I would imagine would give this dialogue, but I never got it. So do you just need very specific stats or what?

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>>389129784
#RedPilled

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>>389138783
especially when he immediately backs from his statement in the next sentence.

>>389136837
>>389136802
>>389137107
i was on my way to vault 13 when i got into an encounter with bandits attacking security guards.

the bandits were killed and i got some really good gear from thier corpses (guns, ammo stims etc.)

it all worked out in the end.

>>389132292
What's intelligent about that particular dialog? I still don't fucking get it

>>389138654
OH, like Sly Stallone.
Just got that.

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>>389138654
that's pretty good

Man i wish i had more tolerance to play New Vegas, i love RPGs but i LOVE good FPS even more, and New Vegas mechanics coupled with the fact that i'm a fan of big guns in vidya (Lets be real, the only big guns that somewhat work in New Vegas are energy-based ones) just keep me from spending more than an hour before i decide to stop

I cannot recall the amount of times i've started a run and then stopped after going through Nipton (Or an hour after sneaking past the Cazadores)

>>389138654
That's fake sadly

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>Blondie!
>I guess that's me?

>Ignis- No, wait... Prompto!

>Please, sir, may I 'ave sum ore?

>>389129784

Apart from sniffing your own farts about how "funny" your writing is what is the point of presenting obvious fail choices to the player instead of the other standard dialog options

>>389139859
Do you mean explosives or just large caliber rifles?

>>389140225
Because it's a role-playing game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU8gMHDkH48
Still the best.

>>389132015
>row 3 column 4

Hah.

>>389140225
because the purpose of the videogame is to entertain, and comedy is entertaining.

>>389140225
it's just telling you you dont gots the skill level to submit a better response
it wasnt obvious in the older games whether or not you met a skill check or whether was one in the dialogue options

>>389140225
It's more entertaining to have unique dialogue for whether you pass the skill check and it also makes more sense. If an explosives skill check has dialogue that shows your character has the required knowledge then it should also have dialogue showing that they don't have the required knowledge, if you're character appears to know what they're talking about either way then it just makes the check pointless and would also make it so that it makes so sense as to why you failed the check if you don't have the proper stats.

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>>389140225
Because it implies that if your character is good enough at something, he will know exactly what to say. Otherwise he will look like an idiot for trying to convince someone that he is good at something

Its better than saying the same thing and being successful depending on a number.

>>389140252
>Large Caliber Rifles
Sniping/Long distance fighting is boring to me, i can somewhat take assault rifles but again, since the FPS mechanics are not the best i just don't enjoy it. I think my most fun run had me going with 10 END, a Minigun (Probably the only working automatic weapon) and the Enclave Power Armor to become a walking tank.

Explosives are pretty hit and miss to me aswell, i also had a run where i would lure opponents to remote mines or charges, more of a tactical approach if you will (I also like crafting a lot of shit). But the materials where hard to get and sometimes it felt like it was taking forever despite my best efforts to lure people. The grenade rifles also break the game a little bit, maybe more than the Missile Launchers in LR

>>389138019
Is this gif for ants?

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>>389132292
that's not even the worst the game has to offer

>>389140746
>Intentionally don't persuade Eden so as to preserve Raven Rock
>Wake up in Broken Steel
>Oh, the Brotherhood casually went and levelled the base with Liberty Prime anyway
Fucking Bethesda.

>>389132292
So what, if it fails you are supposed to understand that your character accidentally yell "YOU FUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT" mid-way through his speech or something?

>>389140746
>Fallout 3 won awards for "best writing"

>>389135040
My favorite is in DS3 when you play coop and the dialog between Isaac and Carver

https://youtu.be/7WDjsRs93Ww?t=39

>>389139527
Your character was intelligent enough to figure out this guy's the radio host.
I think.

>>389140878
It was a 20% Charisma speech from Todd Howard

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>>389140746
>It's ok when Obsidian does it

>>389136936
Everytime I play this game I greet this fucker with a shotgun blast to the face

>>389138654
Play a 1 INT character

>>389140972
That makes way more sense than fucking "lmao kys"
bethesdrones, god damn

>>389140859
Dont know what you mean, Bethesda makes games in which the choice the player makes are meaningful and deep.
Rememeber to cheek out the new Creation Club for Fallout 4. :)

>>389140972
Not an obsidrone but this is probably one of the worst examples that people for some odd reason think its bad

>provide actual arguments why the Legion winning the battle will be a detriment in the long-run via Barter or Speech

as opposed to

>kys

>>389140972
> a sensible bit of stratigic analys is the same as LOL KILL YOUR SELF HAHA

>>389140972
>you're dumb and need to die
vs.
>this fight is going to leave you strategically fucked
It's leagues better, no matter how bad you think the NV version is.

>>389141079
>After years of fighting giving up right in front of your objective makes sense

>>389140972
>literally kill yourself
>"here's why it won't work"
Oh yeah, the same thing.

Why are FO3 fans always such mouth-breathing retards?

>>389130062
I wish that front mission kept to their roots instead of that transformers knockoff garbage they gave us.
I WANT FIRE EMBLEM WITH GIANT ROBOTS DAMNIT

>>389131587
I fucking lol'd so hard at that line.

>>389141142
>>389141079
>>389141197
Not him, but the stupid part is that this is a pretty obvious problem of logistics. This is not something you should be able to convince a military commander after they have already committed to the stupid path.

>>389141191
it's hardly a perfect line but still far less worse than LITERALLY "lmao kys"

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>>389140972
The problem isn't that you can talk down the antagonist, it's just that the dialogue in it is bad. However, it would have been better in both games if it required more than just a speech check, the way Fallout 1 did it with The Master was much better.

>>389141191
The difference is that there's no more Caesar to hold the Legion together at that point

>>389131332
arthas was right up until he let himself be manipulated by nerzhul and archimonde into chasing malganis to northrend.

>>389141212
Super Robot Wars?

>>389141364
Then why not just take the dam and destroy it so the NCR can't use it anymore? Instead the Legion loses completely.

>>389140863
You can't fail stat checks in 3. You either have enough to pass or you don't get the option to attempt.

Surprised no one posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2IhsPxJPdk

>>389129784
>You must be, like... a brain in a jar!
INT 10 Bethesda dialogue.

>>389140972
>apples and oranges

>>389141495
nigger the Legate's camp had already been breached at that point, why would he just risk everything and attack them head on instead of retreating and focus on stabilising the Legion

>>389141535
Oh okay, I think I mixed it with [90% speech] stuff like in >>389140746

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>>389129784
Whole conversation is better but w.e

>>389141490
Never heard of it till now.
Thanks for the suggestion :)

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>>389141730
Same anon, for reference.

https://youtu.be/rCIU0nnoa7I

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>>389140746
>>389140972
Also can be done in fo1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJ9RI1xDDU

>>389141264
>Not him, but the stupid part is that this is a pretty obvious problem of logistics. This is not something you should be able to convince a military commander after they have already committed to the stupid path.

That's the beauty of it, you have Oliver and Lanius with similar problems when it comes to holding the Dam.

Lanius knows thanks to you that winning the Dam over the NCR (Without the help of a Legion Courier of course) will be a detriment to the Legion in the long-term, this is basically the main problem the NCR has had for a long time and the reason why they can't hold up their own territory. Lanius doesn't retreat and fucks off, he says he will come back when they are strong enough.

On the other hand Oliver, despite having the information that holding the Dam is fucking the NCR sideways, he still refuses to leave, you can only convince him if you tell him that he has no chance of beating you and your securitrons and to think about his men in the battlefield.

When you think about it, it makes a lot of sense, you have to convince Lanius using smart arguments, while to convince Oliver you have to bluff (Even the speech option says <bluff>) and convince him that its either walking away with your legs or inside of a coffin.

Not only that, but speech/barter reliant Couriers would stand absolutely no chance against Lanius in a fight

>>389141840
Everything about Bullet gets me rock hard, she needs more attention

>>389130481
Haha! Depression memes are epic! Upvoted fellow reditteer!

>>389141495
Because not being able to take it NOW doesn't mean not being able to take it in 10-15 years.

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>>389141963
> tfw you main this character and get to look at the animation assets all day

>>389141865
I love the art-style of Space Funeral but is it worth a full playthrough?
Does it fall closer to Yume Nikki or Earthbound?

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*air horns*

>And you came from another dimension?
>No I'm from New York. I was just visiting another dimension.

>>389142045
I don't even play, but damn that is some quality sprites

>>389141178
>sensible bit of strategic analysis
more like unfounded bullshit assumption with no source or foundation to undo a Legion campaign that took years.

>>389141626
nigga how the fuck is this beta supposed to stabilize the Legion with Caesar dead and retreating from the Mojave after accomplishing nothing?

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>>389142172
They're pretty decent, I agree.
>Inb4 GG player throws himself through the window, slides along the table
> "IF I MIGHT INTERJECT"

>>389142286
>a cat got to fuck this

>You good? Good?
>Motherfucker that was a T-90 and I'm still breathin'. I'm better than good. I'm fuckin' awesome.

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>>389141495
The conversation happens after you and the NCR break into his camp, the Legion is already defeated there.

And the Legate straight up says after you convince him with speech that he'll be back one day to try again after the Legion recovers, so the only thing you accomplish is that you let the Legate reform the Legion and give him time to fix its flaws (if he can keep the tribes together).

>>389142248
He is the one to rule after the Legion after Caesar's death. Whether he succeeds or not it's unknown but it's his responsibility to rule it. If Lanius were to die in Hoover Dam, the Legion would've dissolved right at that instant.

>>389142236
Yeah, but with a sexy enough face, that is just enough

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>>389142374
Plus side, the daughter came out looking pretty good in the end, too.

>>389133727
Dumb phoneposter.

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>>389142476
Can't deny that.

>>389142139
It's, like, a couple of hours long.
>Does it fall closer to Yume Nikki or Earthbound?
Less exploration, more talking/fighting, so Earthbound I guess?

>>389140972
It's literally okay when Obsidian do it.

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>>389142552
> this creature is playable now

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>>389142236
>has it explained to him that the Legion would become unstable after Caesar's death, along with the fact that Lanius was already overwhelmed at that point and would've risked death
>HURR BUT IT DOESNT SAY IT ANYWHERE

>>389142426
>Dumb gorilla whose only talent is fighting is gonna be a threat in the future because he ran away from a fight

>>389142654
It was about time, really.

>>389142669
>U CAN'T HAVE MULTIPLE TERRITORIES STUPID
>"ok I'll stop our entire campaign right here lol see you XD"
Obshitters love their excuses

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>>389142731
Can't deny that.

>>389142791
Not even more like
>Whoa dude, your boss is dead and your legion is in chaos, is leaving your flank weak a good idea?

Who's hyped for New California?

http://www.pcgamer.com/fallout-new-vegas-mod-project-brazil-renamed-to-new-california-out-this-year/

How can F4 even hope to defend itself against this shit?

>>389142020
>It is now a meme to be depressed
Wew lad

>>389141264
It's stated multiple times in-game Lanius is a good warrior and terrible leader
The legion is filled with sycophants and it takes a profligate to point out to him how utterly fucked the Legion's situation is

>>389142998
Everything's a meme now.
Everything you like, everything you hate and everything in between.
Such is the state of the world.

>>389142903
I'm more hyped for Frontier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFaBSRfjLh8

>>389142676
It can go both ways really, the Legion only knows strength and if people like Vulpa supports him then he will be a threat, not on the level of Caesar but a threat to the West nonetheless.

>>389142791
>>"ok I'll stop our entire campaign right here lol see you XD"
His campaign was ALREADY over. The Courier had already reached his camp, killed most of his men and he was left with only some few once he confronted the Courier. Even if Lanius killed the Courier, General Oliver and the NCR were literally at his door waiting to finish him off. Retreating was that could save the Lanius and the Legion it self from collapsing at that instant.

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Anyone?

>>389142998
Well it is, like 90% of normies go see a professional and think they are depressed because it's the hot trendy thing right now alongside with taking pictures of your Starbucks coffee and playing PUBG.

>>389143093
*was the only thing that could save

>>389142874
>your boss is dead
according to who? You don't have to kill Caesar, Lanius is there regardless
>your legion is in chaos
No it isn't, nothing changes, you get a radio notice, otherwise killing him changes absolutely nothing, as usual.
>is leaving your flank weak a good idea?
From what? They've already absorbed all the nameless tribes there dickhead, considering they're at a stalemate with the NCR with like 20 soldiers in miniskirts and spears they obviously don't need that much manpower to hold anywhere

>>389131332
>WE NEED TO KILL ALL THE TOWNSPEOPLE
>what the fuck man why?
>DISOBEYING ME HUH WELL YOU'RE FIRED FUCK OFF

He could have swalloweed his pride and asked Uther to help him quarantine the town or something

>>389143182
>according to who?

If you somehow manage to get to that sequence without killing Caesar he has brain cancer that's gonna leave him dead within the month, maybe even less. And the legion is just a giant retarded tribe without Caesar.

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>>389143309
>words words words words words
Just go read a book if you don't like video games.

>>389142597
Awesome, thanks.

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>>389140746
>have 30 points into speech
>[Speech 90%] dude you're evil, you should kill yourself
>have 28 points into science
>[Science] you're an abortion of science i guess, so kill yourself

Seriously I almost never put points into science or speech and both of these outcomes always worked for me, fucking Emil couldn't write his way into any other company if he wasn't Todd's butt buddy.

>>389141624
>green and orange
>FO3 and NV
underrated

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>>389140972
>nv
>you must have the highest level of speech or you won't be able to talk the final boss down
>fo3
>it's just an rng that puts the odds in your favor no matter how low your speech is because bethdesa wanted this ending for you

wise men choose death over war

wiser men choose not to be born at all

>>389143504
Apples are red irl, you have watched too much anime.

>>389141264
>Not him
[Perception 4] I don't fuckin think so.

>>389143182
>according to who?
Caesar gets into a coma in which he never wakes from before the battle, you'd know that if you had gone with the Legion playthrough
>No it isn't, nothing changes
because the news haven't gotten outside of the Mojave you mong
>From what? They've already absorbed all the nameless tribes there dickhead, considering they're at a stalemate with the NCR with like 20 soldiers in miniskirts and spears they obviously don't need that much manpower to hold anywhere
from the fact that the tribes follow Caesar but not his ideas

have you even played the game or are you shitposting for (You)s

>>389143708
>What are granny smith apples

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idk if this counts as dialogue but Talos Principle is still fuckin rad

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>>389143729
[Speech 100%] kys lmao

>>389129784
Is there a list of all the failed skill checks out there?

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>>389143836
I looked at his picture for 5 seconds and could immediately tell that it was made over a weekend on Unity and it went to Steam Greenlight and Markiplier and Pewdiepie made an epic and totally random let's play out of it.

Worst timeline.

>>389143867
[Bluff] Yeah, nice shoop kiddo.

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>>389144002
Maybe on the wiki?
Anyway, there's failed/low int interactions too

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>>389141865

>>389144094
<Lie> Your sub-4 intelligence posts are entertaining.

>>389143743
>Caesar gets into a coma in which he never wakes from before the battle, you'd know that if you had gone with the Legion playthrough
If you'd gone with a legion playthrough you wouldn't have had that problem int he first place, or that dialogue with Lanius, where killing him is entirely optional
>because the news haven't gotten outside of the Mojave you mong
The Mojave is the site of the game, if it affects nothing but dialogue when the Legion camp was there, along with all the other forces then nothing outside it is going to matter by extension
>from the fact that the tribes follow Caesar but not his ideas
They seem to follow his idea's pretty well considering he executes anyone who doesn't.

>>389143447
Go play a shooter if you don't like RPGs, brainlet.

>>389141142

i call a petition to rename obsidrones to obsididrones

all in favour raise your hand so i can count'em

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>>389129784

>>389143147
This.

I personally think I'm properly depressed (without sounding ironic) and I can't stand normies that are 'depressed' and feel better after one hearty talk with a professional that is paid to give a shit about your problems.
Depression isn't feeling sad or bad about your current situation, depression is not feeling anything at all. And I'm not talking about that there's a lack of good feelings in your life and that life's hard.
I mean, proper NOT FEELING ANYTHING at all.

Everyone calling themselves depressed kinda takes importance and meaning away for the people that actually are depressed.
It's basically the boy who cried depression.

>>389144209
*raises paw*
Question. Do you have autism?

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>>389144220
>Is the average age in this town five?

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>>389137089
>spoiler.
Yes

>"Weapon on...YOU GITS ARE GITS!"
>It's supposed make them sad, so they stop fighting.
>"Yeah...SCEPT THEY STILL FOIGHTIN' US!"

>Macha tries to kill Gitstompa.
>Gitstompa: I's got a suprise for you eldar!
>Weapon blows up.
>Radio in the weapon's scrap: Gitstopa, Gorgutz here. Consire yerself backstabbed.

>Gorgutz finds a gitfinda.
>Grot: Ooooh it is a gitfinda. Eh...it finds gits.

>Orks tries to mess up a imperial starfort.
>Gorgutz: I pressed all da buttoms and da computa iz not working.
>Wazzmakka: That's because you have to hack it.
>Gorgutz: Hack it...GET YER CHOPPAS!
>It works.

>Macha tells Gorgutz about the Spear of Khaine.
>Gorgutz: A Super pointy stikk? I WANT IT!

>Gabriel destroys a trackor beam.
>Wazzmakka: BEAUTY! NOOOOOOOOO!

>Eldar are killing each other to take possession of Taldeer's soulstone when orks arrive.
>Ork Boy: Can I join?

>>389144285

if i did, could i do this? cool right?

>>389144161
>If you'd gone with a legion playthrough you wouldn't have had that problem int he first place
Yes difference is we're referring to non-Legion playthroughs where there's no Courier to magically cure Caesar
>The Mojave is the site of the game, if it affects nothing but dialogue when the Legion camp was there, along with all the other forces then nothing outside it is going to matter by extension
Because Lanius is the one in charge of the Mojave army after Caesar dies and the Legion occupied Mojave is barely a fraction of the Legion which is 3-4 states big, news would take weeks until they reach the entire Legion territory and even then some would try to fight with Lanius over his rule
>They seem to follow his idea's pretty well considering he executes anyone who doesn't.
Difference is that Caesar knew how to govern which made people love him while Lanius is merely just a general and not a ruler.

>>389144063
All of these are wrong.

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>>389134136
>Having any more than 6 perception ever
Literally why

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>>389144220

You were always a naughty doll, Bachelor. You never did what we told you to.

>>389138363
There will never be a Fallout as good as 1 or 2 again.

>>389140972
>>389140746

What the fuck kind of skill is "speech" anyways? Does the character hypnotize the NPC into following some mundane statement with his tone of voice?

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Becoming the jarl of an exiled frost giant tribe by beating up the previous jarl and then exiling them from their own exile tribe was my favorite MotB sidequest.

>>389145125
Means being a good orator.

>>389145125
Fallout 1, 2 and NV: Higher speech leads to better skill at persuading others, leading to expanded dialogue options (1 and 2) or showing the Courier has the ability to sway people's opinion's through the right wording/perspective (NV)

3 and 4: Boosts % chance to unlock extra money, rewards or end a quest earier/more peacefully

>>389130905
>this is the only low-int speech check in Fallout 3
Dammit Todd

>>389145527
>That's not Fallout 3

>>389129784
Picture not related

>>389145584
>funniest/favourite dialogue
>favourite dialogue
>favourite

>>389143447
Mistook it for F3, there's only one low-int dialogue check in that game and it's in a similar situation

>>389132015
may i have sauce

>>389146338
Devil Survivor 2.

>>389146065
what is it?

>>389143447
Dumb pooh poster.

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>>389144864
So you can talk to best girl of course.

>>389143447
Tyrone? What are (You) doing in my house and using MY PC?

>>389146396
thanks

>>389147501
You should be glad that Tyrone hasn't ganked you yet, or stole your PC.

>>389129784
Last one got me.

>>389140601

That's actually the Game Boy's original resolution.

>>389147870
Is it really?
Fuck man, it's been so long.

>>389147870
But it's stretched on the Gameboi.

>>389132015
Where's the other picture?

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>>389148441
Never fear, anon is here.

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>>389131671

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For my Quebec friends.

>>389143223
Well, he did say that they were gonna turn. They just decided that either they don't trust him on that or they refuse to do what had to be done.

>>389148993
disgusting, who thought this was a good idea?

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>>389149535
It was the weird period where Quebec required everything to be translated in Quebecois and not just International French.

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Not funny but I really liked the VA's delivery of this line

>>389149607
yeah, i know. I played through these with the Quebec translation on the original Wii. I thought it was so out of place, good thing it didnt ruin the game for me though.

>>389149063
Fun fact: That line is quoted from Chris Avellone when he was describing what Big MT should look like at a meeting

>>389129784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnfK-iES-s
Now every time I hear Uncle Yar I think of Jerry Seinfeld.

>>389144220
what game?

>>389150710
Pathologic

>>389146960
>What are Mentats?
You're wasting your SPECIAL points by building with any more than 5, you only need 6 for Better Criticals and the implant can get you there.

>>389151526
>Using drugs

What are you doing.

>>389148703
i dont get it

>>389141748
>Never heard of it till now.
HOW?!

>>389131394
That guy is full of shit

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Gotta love Bloodlines

>>389152048
>not Malkav
literally

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>>389151714

>>389152236
I still don't get it

>>389130481
You have to go back

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>>389135727
depends on who writes the quests, its mostly a dark tonal shift from 10 years ago

>>389152307
Known let's player who keep blaming the game for when he fail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00yNZYvHHo

>>389148219
Fuck, i need to play that game again.

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>>389129784
If you think going into dead money with a retarded character is a good idea then you're rewarded with this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MP0jRKmIuk
>It's a bomb! Go boom!

>>389149705
What was the context of this again?

>>389152539
I know who he is man.

>>389152781
His name is Dark Side Phil. The item is Darkside Pill. "Curse one's object"

>>389152957
Oh I see. I thought it was going to be something about dialogue.

>>389144063
The game was made by Croteam. Same people who made Serious Sam.

I get what you were going for but I didn't want anyone to actually believe you.

>>389148703
What game is this? This is incredible.

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everything from Heaven's Feel

>>389130481
haha I literally want to die like hahaha so depressed haha, like, kill me

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>>389153395
Tsukihime has better sex scenes.

>>389145527
that's not fallout 3

>>389141495
And fuck over any hope of Legion expansion westward? The dam and lake mead is crucial logistically and the only thing enabling expansion for miles

>>389141057
I like sabotaging the plant and then talking to him afterwards. He freaks the fuck out and starts running around.

>>389144864
Honestly I wish Perception can activate a "Batman Vision" that highlights the important shit, like land mines, relative to background textures and random junk. Otherwise your character's perception is limited by your real-life perception stat. Is there a mod that does this?

>(to Portalbendarwinden): Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself CLEAR?!

does anyone happen to have that screenshot from Pillars of Eternity of some long pretentious description filled with silly, barely pronouncable fantasy gibberish words?

>>389154361
Sounds like all fantasy rpg dialogue

>>389132015
>call me brother
that's not him being autistic, it's just a jap fetish thing
>call me onii-san
or whatever

>>389131394
>On atheists trying to doscuss religion.

>Want to do a low-INT run
>Don't want to skip out on skill points
I wish there's a perk for it, maybe call it "4D Chess" or something.

>>389152713
>lasts for two lines

pathetic

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>>389130062

>>389152713
Reminder that if you pick the Barter option you lock Dean into being hostile in the final encounter.

Then again, if you let Dean live, that only means you're a pathetic cuck with zero self respect.

>>389155565
That should never happen to a smart player, because a smart player would never level barter
And I still shot his scummy ass when he was done talking. Fuck him

>>389156285
translator cucks be mad

>>389156395
Translating can be pretty damn tough.
Mind, some things are just inexcusable, but sometimes I can see why they decided to change something, even if I don't agree.

>>389156285
I like the implication that people shouldn't complain, specially about stuff they're passionate about.

>>389156285
>people complain that translators need to stop forcing their views into dialogue
>to respond, a translator forces a strawman of those people
Truly, it is a thing most ponderous

>>389156347
Based Working Designs

>>389131394
I love NV, but I can't stand how many people talk like a fedora tipper.

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>>389156893
Damn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hcA0Sr_CAo

>>389152048
Option forehead, please. I mean, four.

Just this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibOkPx_Ej30

>>389158401
Also liked Muggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TfZEwvTma0

>>389145094
Because trying to create a RPG playstyle in a FPS shooter isn't going to work and never will, no matter how it's shoehorned in.

Fuck off about how bad fallout 3 is. There's no such thing as objectively fun or unfun. It's my favorite game ever and you stupid pieces of shit just keep ripping on it unfairly. Who gives a shit that it has bad dialog? Look at the bad dialog in OP's post. Fucking New Vegas. Some great game, huh, you stupid fucking faggots?

>>389159162
low bait

>>389159292
shut the fuck up

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>>389159162
>>389159379
Thanks for fighting the good fight with your voice on 4chan!

>>389159594
yeah haha you stupid fucking faggot it's so funny, i must be todd howard because I like the game

yeah totally you fucking stupid queer, shut up

>>389159810
Why are you so upset?

>>389159810
Who let a Youtube commenter in here.

>>389159810
I like your dedication to the role. Keep at it. You're going places, dreamboy.

>>389140972
That's a terrible nitpick considering there are a shit of speech 100 checks leading to before and after that piece which is STILL better than Bethesda and actually makes sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBAHzsqBmCA

>>389143309
What's that UI? I want it, it looks pretty good

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>>389156896

>>389160540
I want Eder to get everything he wants in this world. What a sweet man.

>>389160198
No, FNV is a terrible game. Shut up.

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>>389156975

Fedora tipper dialogue can be funny if it's self aware.

>>389129784
Fucking everything in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance

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>>389161195
>MFW he's returning for Deadfire

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>>389161493
Good man indeed, too bad the world will only make him suffer more in Deadfire.

>>389161253

Keep trying, I think the mods will silence the FNV-lovers if you drop a few more f-bombs and report a few more comments

because /v/ is an echo chamber just like everything else on the internet, amirite?

>>389149607
but it's pretty much the only game that does that, isn't it? Galaxy 2 is in international french, IIRC

>>389161570
Is pillars of eternity actually good? I've been itching to play a good rpg lately.

>>389153013
Damn son, do you need this much spoon-feeding in everyday situations?

>>389156738
>>389156734
or it's a joke and you guys are just as easily offended by perceived insults as everyone else who complains about stupid shit

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>>389162251
Pirate and try. I personally liked it and bought.
Just try to avoid the backer characters with gold plate. You will know them when you see and talk to them.

>>389162472
Sounds good. Any reliable places to download you know anon?

>>389154483
In the remake they change it to "Call me 'Big Bro!'"

>>389162721
Not him, but whatever you do, get the 3.0 version of the game (released in 2016).

>>389153345
Noi idea. Seem like a RPG?

>>389162230
Seem like it, yeah.

>>389129784

Why is there still no video of every skill fail check?

>>389163123
Is there something wrong with 3.06? Or did you mean just version number 3.X?

>>389140972

>if you have soldiers here, you won't have them there

>wooow, really made m think. Fuck my decade old campaign and millions of my soldiers lives to that point now, I hate Mohave now. Bye.

That's Bethesada tier when they're trying and you know it.

>>389158595
This is fucking gay like the rest of the DLC.
>DUDE... PENISES? FOR FINGERS? XD

>>389164439
I didn't find the dlc that funny, desu, but Muggy as this angry neurotic robot who realizes it's stupid but that's the way he's programmed got to me.

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>>389164165
>Mohave
post disregarded

>>389149705
You made my day anon.

>>389164165
The thing is the Legate is a Officer and carries out the orders from Caesar.
Caesar says jump and the legate asks how high?
Politics, looking which battle to pick and with whom to forge alliances that was Caesar Job.
When convinced the legate may rethink his position otherwise he seems like an iron fist kinda guy.
Sad that you see so little of the high commanders of the NCR and Legion

>>389140878
i was going to call you a dumbass but in 2009 fallout 3 beat out gta4, its only competitor (and superior game) in the Game Developer's choice awards.

its not like it won awards left and right, just a single award for one person on the team in an obscure contest.

so for you to say that is essentially the same as saying "someone liked the writing" which is a 'no shit' statment.

>>389163648
just version 3.X
Anything after 3.00

>Control+F "reddit"
>Only one response
Huh, color me surprised.

>>389154790
>>389156975
>guy makes a good point
>fits the general arrogance of his character
HAHAHA *TIPS*

>>389136871
was that your first time hearing the kiss principle?

>>389156893
What a fucking feel.

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>>389159162
>There's no such thing as objectively fun or unfun
postmodernists be damned

>>389160434
What the fuck

>>389134571
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP