itt: Bad game design

>>389121274
they have squishy looking heads

>>389121274
Kill you're've selve cancerfage.

>>389121404
So does my dick but I don't see anyone jumping on it

>>389121274
The low hanging blocks made it more likely that when you tried to jump over the moving enemy, you'd be knocked back down and land on the goomba and stomp him. Thus you were more likely to learn this early on through minor trial and error.

>>389121274
That first stage is a work of video game art in how it perfectly explains through function how the rest of the game will work.

It's incredible really when you analyze it

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What exactly does Mario do in these small castles anyway?

>>389121824
that hidden one up block by spamming the jump button you find on accident. I made it my goal to find every single hidden 1 up box after finding that.

>>389121274
because jump the only thing you can do

Trial and error is not bad game design.

>>389121274
OP is at least somewhat right for a change.

>Play Mario Bros
>Jumping on on enemies kills you
>Play Super Mario Bros
>Suddenly jumping on enemies is good

>>389123012
No he isn't.
He should have read the manual.

>>389123153
>current decade
>raiding the manual
Wew, didn't know you were that poor Anon.