Yandere Simulator is out

I'm surprised that a ripoff of dubious quality managed to come out before the came it was based on, which is also shit.

EvaXephon on suicide watch

>>389117159
>releasing a game
>not stalling for years making pointless videos whilst you earn 5k a month on patreon
Do you even jew?

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>>389117560
BUT THE EMAILS! They take up so much time that you just have to make videos bitching about them and how they slow down production!

>>389117413
can someone give me an approximate gestalt of the situation regarding evaxephon? I feel like I missed out on some fun shit

>>389117159
I'd buy it if it didn't only have 2 hours of gameplay. Is it that hard to make a hitman sandbox?

So there's no reason at all to follow Yandere Sim anymore?

>>389118818
>is really that hard to make videogames?
yes anon it is indeed

>>389118939
Eh, gonna go out on a limb and say that whenever YanDev puts his game out it'll be a whole lot better than this knockoff.

>ordinary yandere school girl

>>389119087
Doubt it. His game is just bait for youtube and patreon money, and uses no original assets.

>>389119087
Why? He's completely incompetent, at least whoever made this "knockoff" managed to finish a game.

>>389119087
YanDev's character models are unity store assets

>>389117159
Wrong. I just searched for it on Steam. It's not there.

>>389119087
That game is never releasing.

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>>389117159
shit

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>>389120142
Watch the picture faggit

>>389120393
I 'watched' at the picture. Is this game on Steam or not?

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>whenever you have uploaded reference material and design documents of your game for the last two years
>whenever you slack off for the sweet patreon money because your hugbox will support your project no matter what
>someone swoops in and uses your public game-design as their own and takes a portion of the money you'd have made from it

dramatic irony is the tits

STOP SENDING HIM EMAILS

>>389120387
Wew, ratface disapproves, how horrifying.

>>389120519
Yandere school

>>389120387
Imagine being this much of a cuck, holy shit.

>I, a video GAMER, have spoken with the developer of the game you're ripping off. He told me, to tell you, that your game should be removed within 3 months time, far after it's made all it's money. I'd implore you not to try this crap again, lest you suffer my consequences. *tips fedora*

>YARN-DUH-RAY

>Yandere Sim knockoff comes out
>It looks better both in terms of gameplay and graphics
Every fucking time. He should be ashamed.

>>389119510
TinyBuild is helping him finish it. They're not a very good dev but they're probably a lot better than this one.

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>>389121108
>TinyBuild is helping him finish it
He's already alluded to the fact that he barely has any contact with them. They probably realized it's more trouble than it's worth since his game is coded like a pile of fucking spaghetti.

Question ultimately is, what nationality made this? The Chinese, Hues or American?

>>389120387
>check profile
>a fucking leaf

>>389121108
>TinyBuild
These are the guys who forced Pathologic devs to rename their remake to a sequel?

>>389121272
Ukranians.

>>389121215
I remember in the pastebin with MikeZ/Eva that's always thrown around, he was getting told that he should have redone the entire game that he showed to Mike because its code was absolutely fucked. I would not be surprised if it was the same case with this game, and he's trying to force this team to work on this bullshit.
https://pastebin.com/wXBcwJ4s

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>>389121215
>Spaghetti Code
Explain Further

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>>389120886
Maybe not in my country

>>389121565
Spaghetti code is what you can use when you want to program a delicious Italian meal for yourself, similar to linguine code or minestrone code.

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>>389120387
>stole so much from
Oh the ironing.
His kiddy fanbase is basically a cult.

>>389118063
Just look over any thread here. There's never anything that's really new about it. Which is part of the laughs, but it also just means part of /v/ furiously beats itself off to evax pretty damn fucking hard.

>>389121108
>>389121215
Help is an odd way to define it. They give him one tech monkey to clean up his shitty code and port it to C# and apparently only plan to go into the project full force AFTER eva pulls off a successful kickstarter scam. He's basically on his own for now.

>>389121565
He doesn't go back and refine his code after making sure it works. Instead he leaves it sloppy, and continues on to code as need be.

Gets stuff done faster at first, but very quickly after you realize you've fucked up because suddenly you need to get creative with every single command, and find a way for it to work without royally fucking up everything else you've typed.

>>389121961
>and port it to C#
What's he doing it in?

>>389120294
Could this be the next Episode 3?

>>389121583
It's the same game that is on mobile devices.

>>389121215
What the other guy said. TinyBuild aren't really helping right now, but if his future kikestarter is successful then they're going to get involved. If I remember right, Eva will be working on his version of the game and then TinyBuild will pretty much be rebuilding the game from scratch alongside him.

>>389117159
Fail that someone pooped on.

>>389122097
Not him but I'd assume C++. He's making the game in Unity, and to my knowledge those two are the only languages it uses.

>>389121108
It wouldn't surprise me if TinyBuild ends up dropping him due to how long this game is taking to develop. Eva simply does not know what he's doing, has no direction and has been feature creeping since the beginning of the project.

>>389122840
Unity uses JS and C#

>>389122840
> C++
Eva using C++? Not in a million years. The fucker uses JavaScript,, poorly.

>d-don't you d-dare infringe on my property!
>l-let's just ignore the fact that my game is filled to the brim with infringing "meme" content that makes me mad money! That has nothing to do with it!
>Don't infringe on my property!

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>>389122548
>kickstarter
>patreon
>twitch
>youtube
>and then he'll sell the game
JUST GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY

oh yes, let the shitposting begin

>>389123848
Doubt that idiot even copyrighted his game.

I actually like the idea of Yandere Sim a lot

>>389123848
But it's cool to exploit Attack on Titan and One Punch Man and what have you. They're rich! Who cares!
But Eva needs money to develop the greatest game ever made! Stealing Yandere Simulator's idea is a truly detestable crime in comparison!

>>389124321
Its /ouridea/

>>389120387
Isn't the game made entirely by bought assets?

>>389122840
>unity
>C++

>50 posts
>nobody has posted his code
POST IT
PLEASE

Wait if I understand correctly someone else released yandere sim because original dev was taking too long

>>389117159

Neat premise, but it looks lifeless and cheap.

>>389120387
>I-I TOLD ON YOU!

>>389124321
Doesn't mean eva isn't a kike faggot.

>>389124321
I agree on the idea being solid. Shame about the everything else.

I just want the Yandere Sim dev to stop making videos and focus more on making the game itself. The videos are so high quality that he's wasting time on that rather than actually making the game

>>389120913
it's = it is
its = possessive

>>389125052
>feature creep
>long YouTube videos
>email obsession
When you don't have to worry about drowning in Patreon money, you don't have to try.

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>>389119087
>it'll be a whole lot better than this knockoff.

>>389125052
He gets lots of shekels from the videos, twitch, and patreon.
He's going to drag this out as long as possible; he might even have no intention of finishing the game.

>>389121565
He ended up using like a billion if/else statements for coloring the characters hair instead of a switch.

Thats pretty much the start of any sort of coding course, which means he got through like three tutorials then quit.

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>>389117159

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reminder that you can look like this, be lazy as fuck, have zero social skills and STILL be able to roll in money and have a cult-like fanbase

there's still hope, anon

>>389126756
>tfw you've sunk so low this guy can give off hope
j u s t

>>389125905
>vector358
>vector359

Good lord.

That being said, I give the guy props for actually working on a large project which people seem to be excited for. I haven't followed any of the development, but making games is hard. Hope it does well for him.

Why is no one talking about the game?

>>389127228
It'll never release since it takes half an hour to recompile his code and he does so after he changes/adds a line.

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oh boy can't wait till eva chimps out and makes a video about this instead of working on his game.

>>389121565
"Spaghetti code" implies liberal use of GOTO and other language constructs that obscure order of code execution. Yandere Simulator's code is probably not spaghetti, but the design is a patchwork of ad hoc solutions to specific problems with no overarching structure holding it together.

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>>389124321
The idea itself is fine, the problem is the person who popularized it is basically an idea guy with basic coding knowledge. Eva just keeps convoluting the damn thing by sticking in 10% done features every time he finds some interesting mechanic from another game. He's like a kid thinking of his dream game, but doesn't actually know how it should function
>There should be social links but also these other girls and some of them try to help you and one of them plays video games so she doesnt come to school sometimes but then maybe if she doesnt come to school there is this other character who functions in her place but she also has her own schedule so maybe if you
Like focus on making sure the basics are down, fuck.

>>389127286
what game anon?

>>389125052
>1.6 million subs on youtube
>~1 million views per video
Assuming youtube hasn't demonetized him, he isn't stopping shit.

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>>389127615
>an idea guy

The dude isn't even an idea guy since that would imply he has original ideas. The original idea for Yan Sim was made up by random Anons on /v/. Gameplay features he just steals from other games.

The only original idea eva ever had was something so ultra cringy and edgy that nobody liked it.

>>389118063

back when livestream was still called mogulus i was a regular at evaxvidya and vidyavidya (back in the days of donkeykong)
couple other notable evaxvidya streamers notably saria got tired of his autism and created an offshoot stream

eva in those days took a shine to an underaged stream regular named rachel (standarone was her chat name) and she dumped him cause he was cringey n weird.

i'd be willing to bet he still has the nudes/lewds he got from her in those days

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>>389117159
>a slav with a bit too much vodka and time on his hands managed to flesh out a more full game than Eva in far less time

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>>389127939
>Gameplay features he just steals from other games.

>when Persona 5 released and he did 2 videos on it and just wouldn't fucking shut up about it
It's Midnight Animal all over again

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>>389128084
>steals from good games
>still comes out like a piece of shit

not surprised

>>389127957
that is how they got into space first.
But if it goes beyond that: moon aka AAA they lag a bit behind.

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>>389127680
this.
everyone likes to point out his $5k a month patreon, but forgets to add in the $1.5k from the LOWEST CPM from the vids

>>389122840
he's using C#, as seen here >>389125905

>>389117159
lol i have this on my wishlist. At least this was done in 5-10 months vs the 4 or so years EvaXephon has been trying to make this kind of game. Besides at least it works and it can be improved upon, unlike Yandere Simulator which has barely been worked on and has been proven to be bad coding.

>>389117560
>5k on Patreon

i am still laughing about that still. Their fans are delusional if they ever think this game will be made within the next 5 months or 2 years. Yandere School is at least out and made for 10$.

>>389119087
>Its a knockoff

Yandere Simulator has bad code and crashes a lot, store assets and not even original models, there are even screenshots of him asking people to make models for him for FREE rather than paying for them. This russian guy managed to do it within 6 months and had help with people who modeled for him. Besides It cant be a knockoff if it's better than the real thing.

>>389130116
Is the Ukrainian bootleg really a knockoff if it came out first?

>>389129915
Maybe I'm too forgiving, but I don't understand today's Internet culture in this regard. People seem to like bashing bad movies and video games on no end. I don't get it. Yeah, maybe it wasn't good, but at least the people behind it put effort into something and tried to create something. Something which exists is always better than something which is not.

At least they made something, can have it on their resumes, pat themselves on the shoulder and move on with their lives.

I mean, it's okay to work decades on your home project, but milking people for nothing is outrageous.

>>389121108
Tinybuild is only redoing the code he made and that is it. YandereDev is sitting on his ass with 5k a month right now and with Tinybuild helping out. If that is not jewing in the highest order nothing is.

>>389124321
Then buy the knockoffs and give feedback. Because the chances are Yandere Sim is not going to make it anytime soon or within the next year.

>>389130306
But didn't he said that he would get a whole team at tiny build to work on it while he does the management and game design? Or at least that's what I remember when he first announced the Tiny build thing.

The whole Yandere thing is amazing and entertaining if you look at it as a sort of web series. The misadventures of a young boy who tries to make his dream game a reality.

>>389127228
>I give props for working on a large scale project.

Dude its never coming out. Its been 3 YEARS so far. You are better off waiting for some spinoff game to release.

>>389130271
>Maybe i'm too forgiving

No dude its you who does not understand. If someone is trying to finish do you think he would make videos and cry all the time about random stuff drag on everything. And whine when he is criticized for his bad programming skills which he said was HARD even though it was not? I mean people deserve if if they are performing horribly and lying, nobody should forgive that expect to be forgiven for it.

>At least they made something

Depends on the quality and effort of what is being made. There is none of it here due to Yanderedev firing and hiring people at random. He fired a 3D artist while he was working on it and they had to restart the game over again, he had to have Tinybuild redo the bad code into good code. There is a difference between getting the job done and putting in a terrible job and not adapting.

>>389117413

>id Dev

>>389125905
Good lord that is horrible. His hair looks like pubes on a dick.

>>389125905
>Cirno
>Jojo

>>389130913
You've misunderstood my post, but I guess I wasn't precise. I was meant to talk about the game in the OP, not Yandev.

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>>389117159
it's that other guy's game right? the guy that did all the work that eva did in 5 years in a month?

>>389125905
>else if
>else if
>else if

Holy shit.

>>389131695
No, that's another game. This one was made by ruskies.

>>389131695
Got a video source of that picture? Is this the most recent yoko taro unmasking?

>>389132004
it was around automata's release

>>389117159

Finally Cleveland "Steamer" Blakemore has someone worse than him at programming

>>389125905
it's really not that bad. look at Terraria's source; it's almost unreadable. https://raw.githubusercontent.com/EmuDevs/EDTerraria/master/Terraria/Terraria/Main.cs

STOP SENDING ME EMAILS

Who does the whole yandere things appeal to?
5k a month on patreon on top of 1.6 million subscribers on youtube is astounding when your code looks like
http://pastebin.com/raw/hsqba0Pn

>>389132649
Teenage ironic weebs who saw the game on their favorite e-celeb channel.

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>>389120387

>mfw he thought adding musou elements was a good idea and only fucken huge outrage prevented him from doing it
how thick is he, seriously? at least he listens

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>>389127939
don't forget when Yakuza 5 released he wanted to create a whole new fucking combat system based around it.

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>>389120387
>canada
Just what the fuck makes these people so obsessed about negligible issues

>>389132751
>good idea
He doesn't think that.
He saw the opportunity to make another video with millions of views and stall game development again.
He'll come up with plenty of other stupid ideas to make videos about, don't worry.

some of you guys know wayyyy too much about these two shit games. i swear, it's yandredev and the other devs fighting ITT

>>389120387
Did EvaXephon copyright YandereSim?

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>>389121347
everytime

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I see yanderedev begging for mod In various streamers twitch chats all the time. He's always watching the same streams as me apparently so he can't be getting much work done.

>>389124321
We liked it too until we realized YandereDev was actually EvaXephon and started attention whoring instead of just keeping it professional.

>muh 4chan is mean, I'll run to reddit instead.

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>>389133237
>things need to be copyrighted
>things aren't copyrighted by default

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>>389133291
I dont even know how people allow themselves to be jewed by this rat-faced, lazy piece of shit man

>>389133350
Pretty sure games work differently than let's say things like pictures.

>>389133381
He looks so old now.
He's also a literal goblin.

>>389133440
pretty sure you've never released a game before, devlet

Doesn't the game load every single asset and store them out of sight, causing ridiculous FPS drops

>>389117279
>people were too young to be on \v\ or remember the great golden era of streaming in 2008 and experiencing Eva's faggotry that involved stalking, faking suicide to upset a girl, and just being a straight up piece of shit

>>389132128
It's really fucking bad. Terraria's code being somehow even worse doesn't make this any more acceptable.

>>389126756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mFvwDTTt0

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We are doing this again? Guess we are.

>>389133381
he looks like a fucking goblin holy shit

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>>389133692

>it even has VN sections and voice acting
How the fuck did Eva get blown the fuck out this fast?

>>389133692
>only male and female
dropped

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>>389133754
Others have already been posted, new ones are always appreciated for shitposting purposes.

>>389125905
LOL

>>389133754
Are you shitting me?
That can't be real code written by a real person

>>389117159
>Yandere Simulator is out

Is it? Why does it looks so different from before, isnt it just a different game?

>>389133898
he is a genius. 2deep4u

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>>389133898
You would be surprised.

>>389118063
nothing
he's pretending to work by awnsering a few mails, release some 10+ minutes youtube videos about what he could do instead of awnsering mails and cash out his paetron

as usual

>>389133692
>>389133754
>>389133812
these really aren't that bad. the real offense is duplicated code and fuckhuge blocks everywhere and not enough separation into functions.

>>389125052

Patreon incentivizes prolonging development eternally since you'll need a new scheme if you actually complete something. It's a good business model for porn comissions, but horrible for game development.

>>389133968
Wait, I don't code, but that's just retarded

>>389134019
The REAL offense is putting everything into one file.

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>>389134067
How dare you to say code written by a woman is retarded.

>>389125927
It should've been coded by setting a color variable and nothing else, fuck off with your switch.

>>389133968
>without * operator
How would you do it

>>389125905

I know next to nothing about programming, but shouldn't he be using like arrays or for statements or something instead of massive amount of ifs?

>>389134187
Well, you know more than YanDev at least.

>>389134108
this one always cracks me up

>>389134134
Loop of additions.
It really isn't that hard, anon.

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>>389117159

So has anyone actually played this, or are we here just to laugh at Yanderedev's faggotry as usual?

>>389134108
Is this edited? That can't be real.

>if a>b and b<a

This is the same thing

>doesn't account for a == b

>>389134108
>if(a > b && b < a)
What the fuck is this redundant shit

>>389134280
you don't even need to know how to code to understand it's a pile of shit

>>389133932
This is a completed version of the game.

>>389134019
t. yanderedev

>>389134275
>not going to be on piracy sites for at least a day
what do you think

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>>389134108
>function that returns larger of two numbers
>if numbers are same return 5 because le so randumb XD

>>389134108
Inb4 tens of misogynists reply to this post...

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>>389120387
>Steam
>Removing a game, even when it's a blatant ripoff
C'mon. This might even have some grounds to keep itself on sale but Steam won't do anything.

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>>389134520

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>>389134520
Just for (you).

>>389133508
Building an helper method and passing arguments is just hard.

>>389134134
int product(int a, int b)
{

if (b == 0) return 0;
else return a + product(a, b - 1);

}

>>389134326
>This is a completed version of the game.

So why does this looks so different from before? The main style site stills shows the original art style from before and there is no mention of this anywhere

>>389133754
So what's the proper way to do this? Just use functions to make it easier to read?

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>>389134108
>the code of the left is bad! It is hacker code used to steal nudes photo! Stay away!

>>389134667
It's a completed version of the game created by someone else from scratch.

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>>389121509
God, that paste. Every time.
It's okay to WANT people to notice and praise you, it's natural, but blatantly stating it out loud is just desperate and pathetic.

>>389125905
The resolution is way too low. How can anyone read that?

>>389134665
wouldn't using product( be the same as using *

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>>389134631

>>389134793
Get your eyes checked.

>>389134665
>Recursive function
You should gas the person who told you learning a functional coding language makes you a better programmer.

>>389134798
Yes, but the OP I replied to asked to do it without the * operator and to not code it like a woman.
see >>389133968

>>389125905
That looks like decompiled bytecode

nice try though

>>389134187
Yeah. He should build a base system that easily let's configure stuff. Instead he is scripting everything. His code will have at least 20 times the size it would need. 50 times the bugs. And even worse: any needed change would be hard and tedious to implement

>>389125927
>Using a Switch instead of If/Else statements
>As an example of bad coding

I wish people who don't understand coding wouldn't comment on code optimisation.

How exactly do you think the computer sees a switch statement? Could it possibly be a high level representation of exactly what a If/Else statement runs? The game isn't running any worse with one than the other.

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>>389126756

Just needs a nose job

>>389134108
That's one damn fast inverse square root.
Obvious bait is obvious.

>>389134665
>product(1, 1000000)
enjoy your stack frame exception

>>389134019
The real offense is that 99% of people who post in these threads have never made a game with anything close to the current scope of this game, yet smugly lean back in their armchairs as though they are superior because they know some high school tier CS concepts.

>>389125905
Christ, that's DailyWTF-tier

Not surprising, though.

>>389134520
Misogyny for calling out prettend coders.

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>>389132128
>tfw one of your favorite games is just a disasterous clusterfuck of bad coding

>>389134879
>this.Cirno()
>decompiled bytecode

Nah.

>>389134108
>no one ever checks to see if it's fake

Haha yep girls are so dumb amirite fellow 4chan goers? xd

>>389134665
if (b == 0) return 0;
else return a/(1/b);

>>389134973
the real offense is you really made me think i made a working action game demo in C once

>>389135053
I'm obviously referring to the 2nd half of the right panel

Besides that .net keeps original method names

>>389132128
Looks like the developer used his game as a way to learn programming

>>389134798
You are defining product. Product operation does not exist. What you are seeing in that code is a recursive function. A function that calls itself. He isn't actually using a * or a product that is already done. He is using a product that he just wrote, the one you are seeing.

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>>389134972
Works fine on my pc, no additional code needed :-)

>>389134973
>scope of this game
That's the entire fucking problem, the scope was never realized and there are too many restraints in his own ability to ever get it done.

>>389135184
praise compiler optimisation :^)

I don't know much about coding. What would be a better way of doing if statements?

>>389135053
>(float)0
Yeah, it's decompiled, also .NETshit doesn't lose property/method names when it's compiled ya know

>>389121509
Say what you will about MikeZ and how he forced Alex Ahad to cut lewds, but fucking hell does this guy take no one's bullshit and is more then willing to call you out, publicly, when you're fucking up and being an idiot.

>>389134665
If you use recursion, at least use tail recursion.
And the exercise states to not use the * op. You can make a constant function by using the inverse operation /

>>389119087
Also they game suffers d m serious feature creep with him adding a town, cycling, more and more ways of removing rivals etc

>All these professional /v/ software architects ripping on that guy's code

>only two (2) people realize that it's not the original code

sasuga /v/

>>389135263
Ifs are not the point. The point is everything being hardcoded. And really bad at that even.
It clearly shows that he has no formal progrramming education.

>muh messy code circlejerk

No one cares if the code is shit as long as it works though, comouter science faggots.

>"But muh optimization!"

Sure but ir's not like the dumb teens that are going to buy this ironically care.

>>389135441
Meanwhile: >>>/g/62220183

>>389133381
BADDA BING
BADDA BOOM

>>389135691
Yeah that is pretty bad


Still not any excuse for /v/irgins feeling smug about shit code while they don't even realize it's decompiled

>>389135621
Go back to bed Eva.

>>389117159
>Yandere Simulator
No, Yandere [i]School[/i] is out
Learn to read

>>389133381
serj tankian i didnt know you made video games

Dubs and i buy it.

>>389117413
I knew your thread was fake

>>389119087
This poster is literally evaxephon.

>>389135992
Sure got me faggot

>>389135184
>int stackSize = 1024 * 1024 *

>>389133381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_French_Angel

>>389136007
>[i] [/i]

>>389134793
This is how you identify a phoneposter.

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>want to make a small shit game for fun
>dont know how to code
>dont want to have code like yanderecuck
>too poor to hire a coder
wat do ?

Yandere Sim.
Spoony Movie the game.

>>389136052
It wasn't, I just forgot the trip. I am an anon, /v/ and /a/

>>389136907
learn how to code

>>389136907
Learn to code.

>>389133381
He aged like twenty years in that time, holy hit.

>>389136995
>>389137017
And even if your game turns out like shit, at least you'll know how to code.

>>389136907
learn to code, or rely on that blueprint shit.

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>>389136995
>>389137017
>>389136995
how? are there any free resources?

>>389137073
Anon if googling"how do I learn to code" is too hard, you won't be able to code


Head to the amazon book section and get a book on game development for absolute beginners

spend a few months on it

make small side-project games such as snake or tetris

then get a book on good software engineering practices

spend a few more months on it, more sideprojects


done

>>389136907
Buy C++/C# books, learn to code in 3 months better than yandere sim dev

>>389136907
>wat do?

you learn how to code

>>389119087
Yandere dev still brags and complains about not knowing how to make a game. It's been almost half a decade.

>>389136007
>[i]School[/i]
Did I just end up on a vBulletin forum in 2007?

>>389137073
I'm kinda conflicted. How much do you actually want to make video games? If you just like the design aspect of it and don't really want to learn the intricacies of programming Game Programming goes pretty fucking deep if you write all systems yourself, then I would suggest that you just learn scripting and stick with shit like unity.
No matter what your path is, progress will be slow, but as long as you work hard at making everything readable and streamlined, you'll be fine.

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>>389121215
>he sent his game to tinybuild so they could look at his code and convert it to unity 5

I wonder what those guys were thinking when they were looking through that fucking mess.

>>389137429
Probably regret ever offering help to this moron who doesn't plan for the future. I bet they came up with all sorts of excuses to not actually port that junk.

>>389137312
>lots of freetime
>nothing else to do
>already played lots of games
>want to make a game i enjoy and hopefully others will enjoy
i guess i#ll do the modelling texturing and animations and learn the code as i go along

>>389137609
I mean, no-one's expecting you to be a genius who makes an amazing game off the bat. Just don't spend years promising the most awesome game ever, and constantly add (or promise to add) new features, when you can't even code basic shit properly.

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>>389118025
>listening to that whole spiel about his e-mail autism
>"I CAN'T JUST MAKE MULTIPLE E-MAIL ACCOUNTS, THAT WOULD JUST TAKE UP MORE TIME!!!"
No it doesn't you fucking rat, literally everyone has separate e-mails for separate things, and the most important ones are checked frequently while the lesser important ones are checked once in a blue moon.
>"STOP SENDING ME CRITICISM AND SUGGESTIONS I ONLY WANT BUG FIXES AND IMPORTANT STUFF!!!" ONLY THE IMPORTANT STUFF! oh but you can send me as much love and fan art as you guys want :))))"

>>389124321
Well, duh, it's not like that faggot dev came up with it himself, it circulated in "give an idea of your game" threads for a while, back when /a/ and /v/ userbases were more interconnected. Then this fruitcake swoops in with his messy skills and manages to get lucky to push this idea to normalfags, scores millions.

>>389137689
>2 character models+ animations +textures
>2 guns
>small map
i just need to do some shit textures and do some animations, then code the movement and other basic stuff

>>389137609
Well, in that case just make simple stuff first, I recommend C# to learn syntax, and eventually C++ to push limits. If you ever get interested in making a game without Unity, the first thing to do is to make a modular engine. Keep trying and you'll succeed anon, just remember that you should be making it for yourself first and foremost.

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>>389124321
Then play Hitman Blood Money or HITMAN™, they're more polished, fun, varied, and free of japanime bullshit.

>mfw eva actually compared his game to blood money

>>389126756
Holy shit that's really what evaxephon looks like? I remember that guy from the mogulus days, I didn't know he looked like a fucking clay figure made by aliens

>>389133348
he got kicked off of reddit as well, now he just has his youtube audience populating his hugbox

>>389121509
>redoing the entire game rom scratch
That's not even an insult. It's not hard to write the code, it's hard to design it and oftentimes the best solution doesn't emerge until after your first draft is finished. Like anything, you fond better and better solutions the more familiar you are with a problem. Rewriting and redoing the project is perfectly normal and shouldn't be treated as an insult at all. It happens all the time.

>>389136907
dude, making a small shity game is easy and you don't need to make a perfect code for these
but yansim is too big and in unity, that's why