>Start playing vidya >Immediately get the urge to take a shit

>be amirfat
>have constant diarrhea
how do I stop it

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>playing vidya at friend's house
>need to take a shit
>clog the toilet

>>389115701
Maybe you're lactose intolerant

>>389115701
If you're overweight then that's the cause. The stuff you eat is probably super unhealthy making you both fat and sick.

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>>389115598

>Have to take a shit
>Brings game to the bathroom

Handheld benefits

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>>389116271
>Brings game to the bathroom
>accidentally drop it in the toilet
>after you've finished shitting
h-handheld benefits?

>>389118717
How the fuck would you even do that? Are you trying to see if there's any Invizimals in your poopy?

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>Who here so autistic you need to shower after shitting


I went to the psychologist for help but they havent been able to. Am I hopeless?

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>>389118841
>not proudly admiring your shit after you finish

>>389118841
He probably has a switch he mistook it for toilet paper. More like Shitch am i rite xD

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>>389115831
>Invite friend to my house
>He needs to use the toilet
>Clogs the toilet
>Acts like nothing happened

>>389118965
that done't sound like that big of a problem though.
I have an autistic cousin who can't even leave the house without checking every room for people to make sure he doesn't lock anyone in.

>>389118965
Not as bad at you but I need to shit before showering. If I shower without shitting first I'm stuck with a looming sense of dread all day.

>>389119317
I do that too. if I don't shit first I constantly feel like I might have to shit and I don't want to do it after I shower because then I'll feel like I need to shower again.

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>>389115598
>need to bathe
>bring tv and game into bathroom
>game in the tub for an hour

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>>389115598
>start taking a shit
>immediately get the urge to play vidya

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>>389115598
>start taking handheld to bathroom when shitting
>get too used to it
>can only bring myself to play handheld when shitting now

>>389118965
Same but desu I blame my hemorrhoids, I just know I can't wipe my ass clean thanks to these

>>389115701
Eat fiber consistently

>>389118965
Xanax

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>Get a tall glass of water before playing
>Can't help but glug it all within 5 minutes
>Get another glass
>Do it again
>Have to get up and piss every 15 minutes